Hey. Watch that language.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2020:

What she said.

Ready to be shipped:

glennlab comments on May 1, 2020:

better be same day shipping. or there is going to be hell to pay when you open the box, lol

There are some really good ones here. Which is your favorite? [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on May 1, 2020:

great

This pretty well sums up some recent thoughts!

glennlab comments on May 1, 2020:

I know how you feel.

A Heart survives, and Purples arrive: I think I got a tainted load of mulch last year, for my ...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2020:

Love the colors

OMFG.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2020:

The only way to effect change is to stay involved. With may state conventions being held online, it is going to be more difficult, but we can still elect progressives to the DNC from every state, members of each state's executive committee will be elected at these conventions. Change only happens when you are involved, not when you stay home.

Watch your back.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Been there.

I would laugh, but.....

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

beat me to it

Doesn't this explain a lot?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

well, he is holding his beer.

Glad to help however I can!

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

What time does the research start?

To everyone who saw my previous post, ‪I made a 98 on my integrative paper.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Congratulations!

Trump's response to the Covid-19 pandemic is "a great success story." - - Jared Kushner

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

30 million unemployed, over 1 million cases, 1/3 of all the cases with only 4% of the world's population, over 61,000 dead (most likely 70,000), he was right, I'm tired of his type of winning.

Old ad... my mother had some of these, have you used them?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Still have some of them. Some of my pyrex is over 60 years old.

For Queen fans.... Momma, I just killed a mouse

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

lol

Make America great again....huh??? [marketwatch.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Things that make you say "Told you so"

Trump murdered 50,000 Americans.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Our year on year increase is 69,000, so it is probably way under reported, current estimate is in excess of 90,000 by August.

A little cuteness to start your day....

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Kitties make me smile.

What a sweetheart.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Did she ask if it smelled like chloroform?

This is so spot on

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

good comparison.

Refreshing 😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Much better than the old saying.

Please welcome @SeaGreenEyez to the group. Look forward to your music posts.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Welcome, @SeaGreenEyez.

Sub...……...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Stop playing with your food.

2020 . The curse of the Mummies!!🤣. 18 more plagues to go! (If you count tRump)

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

Awh Hells no!

Trump murdered 50,000 Americans.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2020:

If you are familiar with the work of Vald the Impaler, that could be a good starting point.

Precautionary measure!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Have you been sneaking around my house again?

LockdownTrivia (Question credit Twitter Follower @Abraxsys) What TV show’s theme song ...

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Isn't that the monkeys theme song?

Same rose bush as yesterday but I can't remember if it was the same bud.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Love the colors.

[news.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2020:

You've got to keep them dumb if you want to be able to pick their pockets and have them thank you for it.

It's Wild and Wacky Wednesday, Folks! Give your Bad/ Dad/Silly jokes and stories!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2020:

You look so much better with my glasses off.

High......hi!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2020:

Step out of the car

[nationalmemo.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

And you wonder if Biden is worse than this asshat that uses the cover of a national emergency to gut civil rights.

My passion fruit vine is happily growing and full of buds.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

that's beautiful, mine have just started to come up

So did I!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

I had to really look lol

I cant believe people are this stupid!!! [thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Think of how dumb the average American is. Now half of them are dumber than that!

Well I never expected to be writing this here! I'm in the local A&E! A consultation with my ...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Take care of yourself.

Got a new CBD store up! Going to give it another shot with some better products! Products listed ...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

good luck

Saying howdy to the gardeners here.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Welcome, look forward to your contributions.

It's not exactly rocket science, dummkopf!!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

He is the reason we don't advise to think out loud in public.

Happy Tuesday! We've got a few new members this week - welcome! Today's question is: What’s the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

The job that i had that required the most physical work with the least reward, fast food. The job that was the physically demanding working on a survey crew in the Big Thicket area (think jungle, with mean plants and animals that can kill you), mentally working on War plans and being a budget director, both required mental gymnastics and a divorce from morality.

When you make your bed, do you put the pillows over or under the comforter?

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

What is this "make your bed" of which you speak?

When your dog is a better Harry Potter cosplayer than you...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

much better.

They just might have a shot with the MAGA crowd

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

love their masks.

Hindsight is 20/20.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2020:

Yep

Life can be hard but it is harder when you are stupid.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

One on the right is more dangerous, because he helps the spread of the one on the left.

Seems okay to me, too.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I know several women that wished they were cursed like that.

Accurate...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

a little auto erotic punishment?

but it's betty? [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Have they made it official yet?

Pump your lizard.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

looks like a Texas spiny lizard

Well I never!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

like it

HIS LIES ARE CREATING AN HISTORIC RECORD OF QUANTITY AND STUPIDITY.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Easy, if his lips or fingers are moving, He's lieing.

This president has made political satire obsolete...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I really feel sorry for the writers at the Onion, how the fuck do you top Trump.

Have some questions for everyone here about their camping plans since this virus took over the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I'm in Texas and it looks like sometime this summer before any campgrounds will be open, state parks are open, but only for daytrippers and you have to make a reservation the day before. So far I've had to cancel 3 trips and have no idea when I'll be able to go anywhere, even close to home.

Has anyone ever looked for a sensor that is activated by sunlight?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

light sensor switch. I can't find it in any of my electrical sites closest is a timer switch

Anti trump meme

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

They were empty,

The Worst Way to be Proven Wrong.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

He probably wasn't the first and surely won't be the last.

Breaking news!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Too stupid for TV,.

Looking for the perfect gift for the MAGA-it in your life?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Holy shit, Batman

Trump is unnerved at the news Michael Cohen was released from prison early.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Trump is worried since Cohen was never employed by the gov't so they can't require pre-clearance, he has stated it doesn't cover attorney-client interactions and Cohen knows way too much and had to fall on his sword and got no support from trump.

The results are in! According to a new Pew Research poll, over 71% of single Democrats would not ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I sure wouldn't date a trumper.

WHERE THERE'S HOPE New York’s Assembly majority leader says she still wants to pass a marijuana...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

That is the attitude.

Jesus....(the) Christ in school.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Jay sus, what school is that?

I've been inching my way to level 8 for eternity.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

points.

Would Bailey’s be better?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Yes!

Jack knows

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

If rum can't fix it try a different liquor.

Oops problem

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

too small a glass.

I think I should go to an Optometrist...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

He knows better than to complain about left overs.

Makes you wonder....

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

so true

Beautiful tiny things: I have had my little Saxafraga x geum ‘Dentata’ plants for several years...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

lovely

Not all sports are canceled due to Covid=19. Here is one to do at home. [static.boredpanda.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

good one

🍟🍜🍔🍎🍰 So my little food bank project is going well.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Keep up the good work.

If America has known peace for only 17 years since 1776, does that make them the most aggressive ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

How do you define peace, and where are your facts and specifics?What constitutes aggression? Until you define all those terms, this is exercise in futility to bash the US.

When I die, as we all must, I hope for peace: maybe even a dreamless sleep as the Buddhist's yearn ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

If you've ever had surgery, I see death as similar, except permanent. When they put you under, you lose awareness of everything, no sensation, no light, no darkness, nothing.

You had one job.Fail.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

good ones

People who don't get satire.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

One member has had his satire misunderstood so much that he now tags his satire "satire"

Hi there. I just joined up.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

welcome

Beat 'em with their own book.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Few will ever see the irony in their own beliefs and statements of their faith.

I've never seen a taco this mad!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Someone is going to get hurt, steer clear.

The question is, do men read directions?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

They must, when it was what they were going to do anyhow.

What sayings would one have to stop using if they wanted to fully De God their life?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Why would you need to? Exclamations are for effect not testimony. It is part of out collective culture and can be very effective to get our meaning across.

Nobody better repost this we wouldn't want to offend Trump's press secretary now would we?...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Trump saw the resemblance before he hired her, was the only thing on her resume.

Go ahead and sing it... 🎶

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

with three hundred children and a crock in the field.

Clorox,Dettol and Lysol too.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

He is making meme makers work overtime.

"Philadelphia Skateboarders, 1967"

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

I'd like to see some of today's hotdoggers try their tricks on these old steel wheeled skinny boards.

When do you suppose was the last time it looked like this?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

going to guess NEVER>

For when you're really rusty.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

It's been so long, I'm going to need 3 in 1 penetrating oil.

N URGENT CALL TO PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR PRESIDENT.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

New Trump 2020 campaign poster

Yes. This is our Wharton educated man in the office.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Wharton would ask for its degree back if he had actually graduated.

Another groaner....

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

That dog can make almost anything funny. ALMOST anything.

My long lasting blooms are here, Southern Magnolia, Aloe, and Amaryllis. Spring has sprung.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

The magnolia tree was one of the selling points when I got the property. One of the saddest days I had over the years was when I brought one of the blooms and placed it in a bowl of water by my computer. I loved the perfume from the blossom and marveled at the little matchstick stamen, then I started sneezing, violent sneezes. I left the room and it stopped. sat back down and it started again. Now I enjoy it outside and marvel at its beauty, just no picking the flowers. @freeofgod @tinkercreek @redheadgrammy @heidi68 @owlinasack

Who would do such a thing?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

and not very good cookies at that.

The Delivery Foods Americans are Ordering More During Lockdown

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I haven't had delivery in 6 months, and haven't eaten takeout in a month and a half.

Happy Thursday! Who do you go out of your way to be nice to?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I generally try to be nice to everyone, but I try a little harder for people that seem down or have just had to put up with an unpleasant experience.

These vintage lamps are pretty awesome, would you use them now?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Going to go with a hard NO. of course I wasn't thrilled with them when they were in style.

Does anyone else worry that orange-boy will try to go out with a big bang?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

failure to follow the order to launch would constitute a military coup. The same issue came up under Nixon, I would expect the same type of response from the JCS that occurred then. The chairman would explain that it is an illegal order and that he would refuse to allow it to be carried out.

Coffee in hand, have a great Thursday🤗

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

right, that's coffee..

Doing my first shift testing people for covid tomorrow wish me luck .

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Stay safe and fight the good fight.

My son asked a provoking question this morning. "Can insects get covid19?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Typically pathogens that are passed pneumonicaly do not need an intermediary.

Squirrels according to dogs.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Squirrel!!!

I say thoughts and prayers.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

a cement block.

Stock-piling is NOT for those with insufficient willpower?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Next cover all the mirrors.