I suppose it's a matter of perspective.

Zoohome comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That's how I see cut flowers. I prefer potted. ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Reason I send plants to funerals, enough death there already.

Look what I have found!!!! I also got a Field Guide to Mushrooms couple days ago.

Alvinsmama comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That is a very unusual looking mushroom. Is it edible?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Zoohome The good news is that most mushrooms bloom at their full size, old is more to do with time since it bloomed.

Something to brighten up your dreary day.

IamNobody comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Someone else tragedy doesn't make things any better for me.....

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

It's more that you are not in the worst possible place, better to be alone than with someone that cheats.

How can you express your feeling to a woman you love ?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Send her a picture of your penis . She will be thrilled to receive . I have a question for u too ! Is this your first x in this site ? I ll wait ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

He's gone already it looks like.

context is important

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Haven't read it or seen the movie... Was there a movie... ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

There was a movie, I haven't read the book or seen the movie either.

Don't sell yourself short.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Simple

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Got to love it.

Annual Christmas horror shit show is on at the white house [io9.gizmodo.com]

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

When money meets glorious abcence of class and sophistication .

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

After her lambasting last year, you think she would have gotten professional help, aside from her facelift.

If only it would work.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You mean you have to work?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@tnorman1236 Same here on both counts.

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Two babies for the price of one! Good deal!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty can't wait for your package to arrive.

You will not believe what just happened! I pulled in I noticed the police watching a woman who was ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Double ugh and groan lol I thought it was gonna be a coffee joke!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

sorry

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Two babies for the price of one! Good deal!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty installation was always so much more fun than delivery

So it's an actual blizzard. I live 40 miles from my work. And guess who still has to go in?

sewchick57 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

The blizzard lasted about 45 minutes or so here. We've had sun off and on most of the day. The wind is still howling though.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@LadyAlyxandrea crap that's bad

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@flower_nut I do succulents in pots, that way I can bring them in when it gets cold.

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@flower_nut they do well here, turks cap are the red flowers

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Two babies for the price of one! Good deal!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Had a friend that had twins and was so dumb he thought that they would only get to screw half as often since they came in two's

This is my mini Stone Henge created in 2010.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Nice.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

@flower_nut I put 25 tons of mulch into my front yard. It was green, it took 3 years to break down, then all the weeds started.

Starting next week, this is a plan.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Or drink a bunch of alcohol and forget your business

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

add Baileys to the coffee, it's a good start.

Thankfully those days have passed

MojoDave comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I don't wanna get up!

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

I don't if I don't have too until I'm ready.

Bad marketing?

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

This time I googled it . The things I learn at 0230 ?‍♀️?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

I'm glad, I don't think I wanted to explain the double meaning. It does illustrate the problems with people whose first language is not American English in understanding the nuances of words and abbreviations.

A little sarcasm goes a long way

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Mr Glenn , I needed that tonight ? Thank u !!???

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

You're welcome, anything to brighten up your day.

A little sarcasm goes a long way

TheGreatShadow comments on Nov 26, 2018:

"Fuck if I know. I stole this car and these were in it". :D

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Much better.

Winter is coming!!!!

Pralina1 comments on Nov 26, 2018:

No worries . Got the word , they are hanging w some of my friends ?

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Thank goodness, I was afraid we wouldn't be able to have our annual drunk fight after dinner. lol

The advantages of not having 1. Indoor cats anymore 2. Nativity scenes.

Wurlitzer comments on Nov 26, 2018:

God help them if that's set up on the edge of a table.

glennlab replies on Nov 26, 2018:

Don't think he can help.

Nappy nap time

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

YES !! And have to hide and pretend that I was doing something fun / important / interesting ! Hahahahahah ! I JUST WANT TO SLEEP ????

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@Pralina1 As long as you have nothing else to do, not a problem, You might feel guilty, but if it's good for you, do it.

My pet peeve about going to the movies.

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

But I don't deal drugs !!! When I go , easily 40 bucks , I want everything AND I bring Nutella in my purse too !!!

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

You've got it going on.

Nappy nap time

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

YES !! And have to hide and pretend that I was doing something fun / important / interesting ! Hahahahahah ! I JUST WANT TO SLEEP ????

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

I have way more pillows and blankets than I need, sometimes it looks like several bodies and it's empty. King size bed, so all the unused blankets and pillows end up on the other side.

context is important

Pralina1 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I never read that trash ( to my opinion ), or seen the movie .

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

me either, but I liked the meme,

Got to grab life now, before it slips away.

BufftonBeotch comments on Nov 25, 2018:

lmao. This was so me as a kid. I think I scared a few adults.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

I still do.

I could live like that.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I thought you **did** live like that?!?

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@tnorman1236 I don't wake up skinny unless she's right next to me.

I could live like that.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I thought you **did** live like that?!?

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

I think he misses the sleep for three month phase.

Got to grab life now, before it slips away.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I will be happy. Life with throw shit at me, but I still will choose to be happy. If not now, then when? It has to be now, we might not have a when.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

Couldn't have said it better. and this coming from a woman on the snow draped plains of Nebraska. Stay warm.

At this age...

Heidi68 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

That first one - exactly! Just don't blink.....

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@Heidi68 I can relate, I was an active athlete until nearly 30, then I noticed my clothes were shrinking really bad after I quit working out.

This is my mini Stone Henge created in 2010.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Nice.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@flower_nut IT's amazing how much each item in a landscape affects all the other items there.

At this age...

DenoPenno comments on Nov 21, 2018:

I understand both of those. Recently an old woman at the checkout counter started talking to me asking if I remembered certain things. My mind was saying "lady, you are 15 years older than me."

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

But what was your body showing?

At this age...

JonnaBononna comments on Nov 21, 2018:

It's a shame how much time we waste avoiding naps when we are kids...

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

When my ex was pregnant the ob/gyn told her it was OK to take a nap, so she started taking one every afternoon, still does and the baby is 35.

At this age...

Heidi68 comments on Nov 21, 2018:

That first one - exactly! Just don't blink.....

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

Don't you hate when you look in the mirror and wonder where that old person came from?

The advantages of not having 1. Indoor cats anymore 2. Nativity scenes.

HippieChick58 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Another reason that I don't decorate for the holiday. I have two young and very energetic cats.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

And I can see in Nebraska the problem with totally outside cats.

The advantages of not having 1. Indoor cats anymore 2. Nativity scenes.

MarvelAnn comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Haha! Love the perspective.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

I know, it looks like the monster in a scifi horror movie.

Again, someone explain why Trump is sucking Saudi dick.

1ROBROY2 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

because Saudi Arabia bailed him out of bankruptcy twice. might need a third.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

But they won't be able to bail him out of prison, unless he goes the Idi Amin route.

Snowing at my house today...

Ruby2b comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Gorgeous, we don't get much snow in Texas, but when we do it's like driving in a demolition derby.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

You're just up the road from me, Used to see the turn when I was going to Bonham.

For all you poor bastards that live where this abomination falls from the sky.

Paracosm comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I would like a day or two of snow. We're supposed to have rain for at least the next week.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

But you can drive to it if you're brave, I always enjoyed "winter" near the Oregon coast. Yucky, but not too cold. (I lived in Spokane at the time), I'd probably call it fuckin cold now.

For all you poor bastards that live where this abomination falls from the sky.

mistymoon77 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Not yet, but soon this shit will be happening.. Makes you appreciate summer all the more.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

From the land of the frozen north, Years ago i had to fly to Minneapolis in Feb, the weather was warmer and better than it was in Dallas when I left.

For all you poor bastards that live where this abomination falls from the sky.

SukiSue comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Fuck this shit! (But secretly, we all love it. Lol)

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

I like to visit it, but living in it was tough. Now that i have arthritis, I find that my tolerance for it is a lot less. Getting old is hell, but it beats the alternative.

For all you poor bastards that live where this abomination falls from the sky.

OldGoat43 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I can't stand the hot and sticky months of the south. There is no relief from that. In the north you can dress up for the cold weather.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

Dallas is not so much sticky as brutally hot, but I like to travel, so i get away from weather I don't like when I can. Ice and snow make that difficult.

If you consider yourself one or if you would like to be my friend, please read this

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

I'll give you what's left of my liver

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

How badly has it been abused, mine is kind of shot.

Ok, sometimes when no one is looking I do this.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Can you tape yourself doing that and post it here?

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

Nope!

Y'all knew this was coming.

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Love the Romaine jokes. Do you have more you can lettuce see?

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

most have been pretty bad but when I see them I'll lettuce share.

Another day (night) another dollar.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Watching LSU@A&M, it should have been over hours ago, but 6th overtime now. take care of yourself

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@thislife I grew up in the SW part near the coast, likewise, my father spoke French first. I laugh that my family never moved more than 50 miles for 250 years and i got the hell out as quick as I could. 2300 miles. (Spokane for 5 years)

Another day (night) another dollar.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Watching LSU@A&M, it should have been over hours ago, but 6th overtime now. take care of yourself

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@thislife what part of Louisiana is your family from, I'm from Cajun country.

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@flower_nut Some succulents do well as do cacti. I have several plants that are native that do well. passion vine, turks cap, privet that i use as the base . The passion vine acts as a a host to the butterflies and a nectar source. I have not watered it in 15 years.

A little late, but I'll not wait until next year.

davers comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Well this is not too late for christmas.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

then it would be a christmas challenge.

Another day (night) another dollar.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Watching LSU@A&M, it should have been over hours ago, but 6th overtime now. take care of yourself

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@thislife Talk about mixed feeling, my son went to A&M and I'm from Louisiana. So no matter who won, it was going to be YAY, damn

Another day (night) another dollar.

glennlab comments on Nov 25, 2018:

Watching LSU@A&M, it should have been over hours ago, but 6th overtime now. take care of yourself

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@RPardoe A&M just won 74-72

Anyone good on housework questions

Zoohome comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I usually hand it to my dog, or chickens. They are good at cleaning every bit of it.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

With your dog, would there even be a skull left. I know my old afghan could destroy a leg bone in an afternoon.

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 25, 2018:

@flower_nut Dallas is on the edge of the desert in the summer, so I'm going to more xeroscaping

Breaking news...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

If he's protesting consumerism as it applies to excessive materialism, good on him. Any other reason WTF?

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@Minta79 I can go with that.

A little late, but I'll not wait until next year.

Zoohome comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Thanks for sharing! I'm glad you didnt wait til next year. ?

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

I thought it was worth sharing. Thanks.

Don't you just hate it?

Zoohome comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That would be me... the one questioning ???

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

I just point out the things that are scientifically or historically wrong.

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@flower_nut It was in my fish pond, so I could see how big it was getting and able to control it. The dutch and japanese iris were multiplying fine until 3 summers of successive droughts right after I had divided them. I'm down to about 20 dutch and 5 Japanese since their water requirement is so high. My dutch are at least 35 and my japanese are at least 22

I know the feeling...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Couple of hits of old grannie's cold medicine and you won't be able to bark, much less bite.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@MojoDave No, from the Beverly Hillbillies, it was ALL moonshine.

Well...this is different If I could get it to load ? Is there a size limit?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Yes, Yes it is. lol

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@Agamic if you can't save it as a jpg or png, it probably won't upload. I thought screenshot were pics too, but I couldn't do anything with them. I use a computer most of the time since I don't trust the phone software or carriers. That is about the limit of what I can help you with on the phone.

Does anyone else have Japanese Iris? I was reminded today and want to share. :)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I had some, then when i thinned my Dutch and Japanese Irises, I ended up mixing the tubers and ended up giving most of them away.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@flower_nut Down here they are next to invasive, I had to thin them out about every three years or they would get overcrowded. The only other iris I had that grew fast was the Louisiana Iris that I had to divide twice a summer and just run the excess through the shredder and compost it. Root ball still weighed over 75 lbs before winter.

Well...this is different If I could get it to load ? Is there a size limit?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Yes, Yes it is. lol

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@Agamic convert it to a jpg, save as a pic. Then load the pic.

Well...this is different If I could get it to load ? Is there a size limit?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Yes, Yes it is. lol

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@Agamic no, just your comment, sometimes the site gets finicky. Try it again. no GIFs they don't load.

A little late, but I'll not wait until next year.

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 24, 2018:

What about the garlic !

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty you got it.

A little late, but I'll not wait until next year.

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 24, 2018:

What about the garlic !

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

You know where he can put that

We have one more turkey holiday coming, so cooking tips.

KKGator comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Forget turkey. We don't eat that shit around here.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

My old goose recipe, slow cook the goose at 225 for 5 hours, baste every 15 minutes with crown or other blended whisky , remove from the oven, throw away the goose and drink the gravy.

House of Saud

of-the-mountain comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Who own trump, Bush and their families wholesale!

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Nailed both families, well done.

Punctuation is important for clarity

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Commas are important,,, right lol.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

so are comas, unless you sleep through them.

Starting next week, this is a plan.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I'll wait for New Years & resolutions, last year I resolved to not procrastinate, so I'm planning early...

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

I'm keep the same new years resolution I made in1977, no new new years resolutions again. Been keeping it ever since.

Punctuation is important for clarity

KKGator comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Punctuation is important.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

You two must have a stash that is categorized much better than mine to come up with these that quickly.

Spending the day with family on the mountain.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

great shots love the leaf mosaic.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@Heidi68 We had a flash freeze here last week, but it stuck the leaves to some of the tree and we actually have some color in Texas this fall.

Our POS-POTUS has proven once again to the world that he is mentally ill and delusional by thanking ...

coralisthree comments on Nov 24, 2018:

McConnell isn't neutered, his balls are under his chin!

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@coralisthree you win, I love the way you think.

It's important to be as realistic as possible when planning future workout routines

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

My wine has screw caps.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@phxbillcee I make my own, I reuse 1.75 l whisky/vodka bottles. alcohol content is 18-23% so its like a liqueur.

Our POS-POTUS has proven once again to the world that he is mentally ill and delusional by thanking ...

coralisthree comments on Nov 24, 2018:

McConnell isn't neutered, his balls are under his chin!

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

I thought he had vagina neck.

I hadn't thought of it like that.

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That is so true but we have given the majority back or they have been taken back .Indirectly we are responsible for the deaths of many in the millions and we do not celebrate. So when do the indigenous people of North America get it back?

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

That's where the Brits fucked up, The Yanks eliminated close to 95 % of the people that occupied the US. I'm being sarcastic, before anyone gets their panties in a bunch. Oh and not so much given back, but rose up and took it back. (China, India, US, and Africa and middle east)

Don't you just hate it?

Sandy6767 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Personal pet peeve. ?

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

mine too.

If you consider yourself one or if you would like to be my friend, please read this

phxbillcee comments on Nov 24, 2018:

But, what have you done for ME lately!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

This post is about me though, OK, you're on my list to find a prince for.

Y'all knew this was coming.

GinaKay comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I didn't see that one coming!

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

Well i have a warped sense of humor, and like to stay current, and love double meanings.

I'm shopping for an ice cream maker, I got to the customer questions & answers and I couldn't stop ...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I prefer to bathe it in the light of the full moon, then douse it with the blood of a virgin. while repeating the lords prayer in reverse.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@dartagnan6666 They may be a threatened species in the wild, but they are plentiful in captivity.

CATS can be sooo ruthless...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

They're just low on blinker fluid and saving it for their next inspection.

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@phoenixone1 I know, and it's one of my pet peeves just over driving in the left lane and forcing people to pass you on the right.

Turnaround is fair play!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

turnabout is fair play

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

@MojoDave no problem

Even Trumps supports are way out there [alternet.org]

RobertNappi2 comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Just another trump supporter...What did you expect!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

And a radical christian.

I think I'd like to take Trump here, and force him to read this.

Wurlitzer comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Funny, I'd rather like to take him here and make him read this: (Not that I think it'll do him more good, but it'll do the rest of us an extra favor. Oh sorry the return flight is booked solid.)

glennlab replies on Nov 24, 2018:

I'll chip in if he doesn't get a space suit.

What is the value of life, the value of morality, the value of science, the value of responsibility,...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I don't need a god to tell me not to be a dick, if you need one to tell you that, then by all means get one for yourself, but I am a moral person not out of fear, but out of desire to do the right thing.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@Pralina1 Yes you have, but it never gets old. Luv you babe

What is the value of life, the value of morality, the value of science, the value of responsibility,...

gsiamne comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Mayo clinical research says that the current chemical element value of homo sapians is $4.50. https://liblog.mayo.edu/2010/01/14/whats-the-body-worth/

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

That is like saying the value of interferon C16H17Cl3I2N3NaO5S is 40 cents a gram, yet it sells for $30,000 a gram. It is not what it is made of that makes it valuable but what it does.

Black Friday fun

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

not me, I never shop on Black Friday, so i won't look like that.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@phxbillcee I've had way too many of them as clients over the years and already know my chances, so I won't waste my time.

RakeNews Update

KKGator comments on Nov 23, 2018:

LMFAO!!!!! I am SO stealing this!!! Please, and thank you!

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

me too.

If Men Could Get Pregnant.......

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

They couldn't take the pain

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

there's pain involved? I'll pass.

How many times do we need to tell you Ray.

Anniemae comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I like Peanut Butter!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

I've two super sized jars we can work on

Darwin Award contender

Xanadutoo comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Love it but thats not the way to convert to common sense.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

but it shrinks the pool of those needing it.

I'm good, what can I say

Captnron59 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Takes talent to get that center clean

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

and a long tongue, and nimble fingers

Cleaning house

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'm not sure they know how to do housework

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

but it's fun watching them fake it.

One more hour and then just two more Holidays to resist telling people to fuck off ?

Zoohome comments on Nov 22, 2018:

that is about the American Jesus freak that went to the endangered tribe in India, right? dumbass https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46286215

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@Zoohome One shocking realization that came to me very early in my career was that just because someone was in a position of authority didn't mean they were smart. My boss told me something in a foreign country was unconstitutional and I had to spend 15 minutes explaining that just because we had military bases there that US law only apply to soldiers actions and that we were subject to local law in addition to US law, but did not enjoy the protections of US laws on foreign soil.

Now that it's officially elf on the shelf season, let the duel memes begin, I'm just going to open ...

Rudy1962 comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Me baby with the scabbies. Humping the door will make it sore. Once you go door you always want more. I'd be the wood if I could.

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

You are on a roll.

I used to end up like this

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Let the dog do it next time...

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@Zoohome Yours might if size were equal to aggression, but no such luck.

My new exercise program

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I laughed my ass off

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

second part of the program

Got to make that extra cash, and burn out some eyes.

phxbillcee comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I have a feeling that any strip club that would have you dance is not one I'd frequent!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

@Pralina1 Thank you for your support.

Got to make that extra cash, and burn out some eyes.

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'd throw you a dollar

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Thank you

Now that it's officially elf on the shelf season, let the duel memes begin, I'm just going to open ...

Boogey comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Bitch with an itch

glennlab replies on Nov 23, 2018:

Twat near the pot?