named Damnit, it took 12 pictures to finally get him to stay still.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Mine are both indoor kitties.

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

My last inside cat died this spring and these are a neighbor that moved away and left them here's grandchildren. So by definition feral, but with fixing and feeding, they are going to live out their lives here,

named Damnit, it took 12 pictures to finally get him to stay still.

Sheannutt comments on Sep 17, 2018:

He is a beautiful cat??

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

Thank you

After a week with a load of rain, second nght o flowering moonflowers.

MissKathleen comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Beautiful images. Keep children away; they are toxic. https://www.denverpost.com/2008/10/02/officials-warn-against-moonflowers/

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

They are toxic depending on the season and the part of the plant ingested. The highest concentrations are in the seeds, they are part of the night shade family high in atropine, and hallucinogenics so overdosing has occurred more as other hallucinogens became harder to get. Early settlers had a tough time when their animals would eat them and start hallucinating along with added strength and stamina. This plant was blamed when many a cowboy or prospector lost their animal since it was normally the only green thing to eat. Handling the plants generally don't require any special requirements unless you are processing them. Care should be taken around children and animals which take much smaller doses for poisoning.

Dating hints 409

Zoohome comments on Sep 17, 2018:

I would like both please

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

I guess there is pleasing some women, you just have to work really hard.

An apt description of some groups.

Livinlife comments on Sep 17, 2018:

I thought I recognized some of you, lol

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

we're all here but at least we admit it

An apt description of some groups.

germangirl90439 comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Takes one to know one? ;)

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

Thank you

The smearing has begun.

KKGator comments on Sep 17, 2018:

Yeah. That's just fucked up. That cop is lying through her teeth, and other cops are trying to cover for her. She killed an innocent man, in his own home. And it's already started with Kavanope's assault victim. Yes, I do believe her.

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

if you can't dispute the message, denigrate and chastise the messenger.

I have a butterfly friendly yard.

Zoohome comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Lovely!!!! I also let my plants become catterpillar food. Passion vine is on my list for garden addition. I heard that tea made from the leaf is good for arthritis. My garden attracts butterflies, hummingbirds and tons of bees. Unfortunately, wasps have a thing for my house too. ?

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

The wasps feed off the caterpillars, they are a part of the food chain. I normally just knock down the nests when they are in a bad spot, near the house or pathways I travel. As long as they are not in an area where I will get stung, I let them be. The butterflies and caterpillars are very sensitive to poisons, so unless the nest is in a bad place, has gotten too big to safely knock down, or the little bastards sting me, no poisons. I have tried the tea, it has a really "planty" taste. I'd be happy to send you leaves to try or plants if you want to grow it. PM me for details.

What the fuck!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

The Col. has taught more girls to suck a bone than a truck load of pimps.

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

@Boogey My jokes are a lot like my pictures, I never know when I'm going to get a good one.

What the fuck!

glennlab comments on Sep 17, 2018:

The Col. has taught more girls to suck a bone than a truck load of pimps.

glennlab replies on Sep 17, 2018:

@Boogey You're going to have to go to the little girls room before you read my replies from now on. lol

Halloween is coming.

Sydland comments on Sep 16, 2018:

That cat is going to need therapy.

glennlab replies on Sep 16, 2018:

Now that would be a profession, Cat Therapist.

finally found the mates.

Boogey comments on Sep 16, 2018:

So does the cat want the dog punished,?

glennlab replies on Sep 16, 2018:

think she want to get even.

I will have moonflower seeds shortly.

Catrachel1111 comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Are they a good flower for pollinators? I want to start a garden for bees, butterflies, and hummingbirds. I live in Los Angeles county. A particularly hot dry area of LA

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

Before the flowers open in the evenings, The bees are crawling inside to get to the pollen and nectar. The moth of the green tomato hook worm, one of the largest of the moths uses it as both a host and a nectar plant. I have seen several other large moths and at least one bat on my flowers. Hot and dry is acceptable to these plants. If you want to look up anything go with the scientific name as they have multiple local names and several different flowers have the same colloquial name. Datura inoxia.

I'm only a few weeks from having thousands of these hanging from every protected place on my house ...

btroje comments on Sep 15, 2018:

so what is it? I hope they dont get wiped out again

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

It is a gulf fritillary

Something to ponder.

Eirteacher comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Glen you are a wealth of information.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

anytime.

Funny cartoon of our piñata!

KKGator comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I'll take a whack at that pinata!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@KKGator I was trying to keep the thread going, saw you were getting close.

Funny cartoon of our piñata!

KKGator comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I'll take a whack at that pinata!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@KKGator I want him to feel my pain, and leave marks.

Funny cartoon of our piñata!

KKGator comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I'll take a whack at that pinata!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

I'll get the baseball bats.

Something seems suspicious.

zorialoki comments on Sep 15, 2018:

You may be watching things you will never admit to

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

Oh I'll admit it,

Okay! I have to stop walking away from my cooking as I get bored waiting for something to heat up.

SukiSue comments on Sep 15, 2018:

You know what I think I'm going to do? I'm going to buy a yo-yo. I used to love mine! I can teach myself all kinds of Tricks while I'm waiting for the thing to heat up. Or maybe I'll pick up juggling with three potatoes! Yeah!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

I keep an kitchen timer by my computer, helps to avoid those pesky 911 calls.

Halloween is coming.

Justjoni comments on Sep 15, 2018:

My daughter made that same face when she saw me made up as a witch, lol. ‘Who are you and what have you done with my mom?’

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

The most frightened my son was as a child, Easter Bunny.

I will have moonflower seeds shortly.

bigpawbullets comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Count me in.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

I'll know how many seeds I'll have in a few weeks, I'll post again to get all the details.

I will have moonflower seeds shortly.

kenriley comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Thanks for posting about the Moonflower, sounds cool.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

They are a warm weather plant, in Dallas I start getting blooms in early May with the last ones finally giving up at first major frost. here they are perennial, but they grow well from seeds. Once established they will respond to TLC or total neglect. Many more blooms with TLC.

I will have moonflower seeds shortly.

sweetcharlotte comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I remember you telling me the moonflower will only grow in sandy soil and hot weather. That's definitely not NC. I do love the looks of the flower.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

They will do well as pot plants too, just not as well.

Destroying a Country

KKGator comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Especially considering that the ones who flew the planes into the buildings didn't destroy the country at all. Now, the other ones...

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

one will be gone in January, If we can neuter the turtle and impeach and imprison donnie, I'd call that the trifecta.

Let's Do Something-Germany 1929

KKGator comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Yep!

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

great quote

May the circle be unbroken

KKGator comments on Sep 15, 2018:

I do the same thing. Sometimes, I'm the only one around to have an intelligent conversation with. :P

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

You beat me too it.

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle.

Avicenna comments on Sep 15, 2018:

that made me laugh

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

long joke, but funny.

That's right, I said it.

glennlab comments on Sep 15, 2018:

Girl you are evil, I like that.

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

@KKGator you ought to be getting closer.

Great gag gift for those pro-lifers.

Boogey comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Ha ha that's sick

glennlab replies on Sep 15, 2018:

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

This ought to be one hell of an album

Freedompath comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Who knows what awaits...wish the wheels of justice moved a bit faster!

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

Don't want them to move too quickly, Paul Ryan is still third in line if we remove the first two. January 5, is soon enough.

don't you just hate when someone points out weird shit

mistymoon77 comments on Sep 14, 2018:

OMG.. time for a brow make over. Or just removal, ok shaved down a tad would do it.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

think he was going for the Frieda Kalo look.

What do you call it?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

part that no one eats, you heel.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Hathacat French toast has become my go to hot breakfast food during the summer, winter time, it's grits or oatmeal. Glad you're happy.

I just bought this tee-shirt! Does happy dance I think it came to 18 bucks or so! Not bad! extra ...

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

kind of catty, love it

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Hathacat I have a couple of friends that do T-shirts and I still maintain my retail permit (sales Tax), so I end up helping with the shirts from time to time as well as running off the transfers on my printers. There is more stealing in the T-shirt business than meme stealing.

What do you call it?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

part that no one eats, you heel.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Hathacat Just had to go put some pumpkin bread in the oven. I hope you're happy. lol

What do you call it?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

part that no one eats, you heel.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Hathacat Now, you're just trying to make me hungry

What do you call it?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

part that no one eats, you heel.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Hathacat Love fresh bread, just hate to make it,

there can be all kinds of ways the fight starts

Zoohome comments on Sep 14, 2018:

What is wrong with that? ????

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

I'm a snugger, not a foot warmer. But heck I put up with it for years. And it never ceased being funny...to her.

this seemed like a good idea to pass along

mtnhome comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Oh, I'm gonna remember that one! Love it. Thanks for sharing!

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

Thank you, I try to be helpful

@Captnron59 just made Level 9, only the fourth to do so! @KKGator is not far behind.

Sheannutt comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Congratulations Captnron59 ????

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

You're in rarefied air

What do you call it?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

part that no one eats, you heel.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Sheannutt I don't eat a lot of bread, but with fresh bread, I like the crust best.

You got a problem with dat?

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

You mean there is another way to shop there?

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Zoohome I normally but my liquor on base, so I always need a cart. (it's a trip no matter which one I go to)

...and that's what makes you a danger to your kids

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Thay shouldn't have bred anyhow.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey I stand by my comment, autism is not the problem, the parents shouldn't have bred.

So this happened in 1991.

ugly comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Let's have a Jeffrey Dahmer Day.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

this thread is sick, sick sick, Thank You.

Dude!!!!????

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

smokers always forgetting the lighters.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey I buy lighters by the case, I use them for camping, outdoor fires, and my grill, Some idiot has a tendency to leave them in the sun or car and all the gas escapes. Hence buying 100 at a time. I'm not a smoker, but I do like edibles for pain relief.

Something to ponder.

Boogey comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Dumbass statement

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

and most memes aren't?

AND you wonder why I'm divorced

KKGator comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Actually, no. I've never wondered. Although, had you been my ex-husband, you probably would have ended up being an "ex-parrot". *More Python references.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

I would have been lucky to score from the 1 point line, knee on the side of the bowl. lol

Preparing for a little rain shower.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Thank god, big hair has been left mainly in the past, except for drag shows.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@gleisbergandreas fill out your bio and answer some questions if you want people to know a little about you.

Preparing for a little rain shower.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Thank god, big hair has been left mainly in the past, except for drag shows.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@gleisbergandreas If you'd like to message me there is a secure message function on site,

I'm taking this advice.

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

Hard work may not have killed anyone, but I'm not going to take a chance.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@tnorman1236 all the more reason to avoid it.

How to make work better!

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2018:

How did you get a picture of my water cooler?

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@gleisbergandreas good, just jump in and enjoy the group, post and make comments, The newbies group is a great place to get a start.

Free to Mom's

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

they may already have gotten them.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey I remember it from laugh in, to get by censors ala red Skelton. I don't know if it was used prior to that, or who was the writer that decided to use bippy instead of ass.

Free to Mom's

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

they may already have gotten them.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey I don't remember, so many used it over the years.

You tell her Steve!

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

old terrible joke, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey well neither of us are spring chickens anymore lol

Another scary mofo

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

I got nothing.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey well our boobs may be the same size, but his face is definitely rounder than mine. lol

Free to Mom's

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

they may already have gotten them.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Captnron59 You bet your bippy.

I need 800 points! I need comments

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

forgot to read your title.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey are you becoming a poinstitute?

I need 800 points! I need comments

glennlab comments on Sep 14, 2018:

forgot to read your title.

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Boogey over the meme lol,

Fake news...

Sirena comments on Sep 14, 2018:

These go together...

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

@Sirena Had to click on your profile to read it, but it was worth the extra effort.

Fake news...

Sirena comments on Sep 14, 2018:

These go together...

glennlab replies on Sep 14, 2018:

Love your new profile pic.

Any takers?

Pralina1 comments on Sep 13, 2018:

this is not real right ?

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

Normally the steroids make the boobs smaller, but the rest is achievable with just drugs and work. But I don't find it attractive at all.

Let me apologize to all Todds in the audience

Boogey comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Why apologize,it could be all Todds

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

hadn't thought of that

Bacon seeds??? ???

hankster comments on Sep 8, 2018:

how deep do you plant a pig?

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

@FrayedBear I didn't realize the difference in where we were when I first posted. The difference in fauna can make a world of difference. My compost is about 100 feet from my house, so any animal problems are taken care of by the feral army of cats that my roommate has attracted, roaches and Texas kind of go together, but again the distance is enough that they don't bother me, I can see how blow flies would be much, much worse than the blueflies that infest my pile. The one thing I would add if you are going to bury waste like that, make sure it is in contact with the soil and not in a bag. It should decompose with soil microbes and worms.

South of Camanchi Texas I saw the ranch on hwy 36.

Boogey comments on Sep 13, 2018:

A manure farm

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

or a dairy farm in the panhandle. You can smell them miles away on a bad night.

Our current Energy Secretary, Rick, the dick, Perry, actually has a degree in this

Duchess comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Yeah I saw Mike Rowe on "Dirty Jobs" do that. Yuck !

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

As much fun as it is to laugh about, it does help spread desirable traits quicker, safer and more efficiently than the natural method.

Our current Energy Secretary, Rick, the dick, Perry, actually has a degree in this

Zoohome comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Hummm.... i have a degree on it. Lol And speaking of a stallion... they are pretty impressive

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

But you aren't in charge of the nation's nuclear weapons. And Rick gives Aggies a bad name. He's not the brightest bulb in the pack. To your second point, way to make a guy feel bad. lol

It took me a minute to see this

Bierbasstard comments on Sep 13, 2018:

I never thought that I would see Homer enjoying doing yoga.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

It just speaks to me.

Bacon seeds??? ???

hankster comments on Sep 8, 2018:

how deep do you plant a pig?

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

@FrayedBear I compost my grease the microbes and bluefly larva convert it to soil very quickly.

Got my shirt, celebrated with friends

MarvelAnn comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Nice. I'm only 26,000 points away from mine--hahahahaha!!!

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

here's a little help

Don't cross flat running water.

Umbral comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Awwwwww so sad. They don't have doughnuts.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

they only had one.

Who do you believe,the neighbors who don't have any reason to lie said she was yelling open the door...

steve148 comments on Sep 13, 2018:

She murdered him

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

The investigation is being handled by the Texas Rangers right now. The sheriff in Dallas county only has jurisdiction in cases in the unincorporated areas of Dallas County and the county jail, so has no input in this case. I don't trust the angers anymore than I trust the Dallas PD, but they don't have a dog in this hunt, unlike Dallas PD. The one thing that will ensure justice in this case is continuing public scrutiny. She still has not been indicted and the case has not been presented to a grand jury. Our current DA was appointed by a very republican governor. She was perhaps the most incompetent judge in Dallas if not the state before being turned out to pasture. She is a Clarence Thomas republican, black, incompetent, but presents well.

Who do you believe,the neighbors who don't have any reason to lie said she was yelling open the door...

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2018:

This is her second shooting, I on duty, this one off duty. The blue wall is closing around her to protect one of their own. Based on only what she has said, she is guilty of manslaughter. Once you start taking into account all of the anecdotal evidence, she could be guilty of capitol murder. One...

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

@Boogey first one was Hispanic. She is quick to shoot, and probably never should have been on the police force.

It took me a minute to see this

Nukdookum comments on Sep 13, 2018:

I've never wanted to kiss Homer Simpson before now...but now I do. Thanks for that.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

me too

It took me a minute to see this

Stacey48 comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Camel...toe? I hate when that happens.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

@kenriley me either

don't trust your eyes

TheGreatShadow comments on Sep 13, 2018:

Thought it was trump trying to speak...

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

Fart you say

I will begin by saying, I have no idea who this Terry fellow is.

kenriley comments on Sep 13, 2018:

@Stacey48 You must be the Terry linebacker, that comes out of nowhere to kick ass and put the group back on track,

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

well I hope that was gratifying

Gecko out night feeding

Leutrelle comments on Sep 13, 2018:

That is an interesting visitor.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

Got 4 adults that feed on my porch, they stay near the ceiling, but are skittish as all get out. I get babies every year but the adult population seems to stagnate between 2 and 4.

I know you've all been wondering about this.

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That loud banging you hear is my head hitting the desk. The nipple rings!

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo I would say he was shit out

We always thought it was really cool to buy these. ???

PickledRick comments on Sep 12, 2018:

You can still buy them on Amazon.

glennlab replies on Sep 13, 2018:

probably left over from the 60s

Nope not today or any other day.

Boogey comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Ya and play in Deliverence 2

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

exactly

What kind of fish is for dinner?

Deiter comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I'm not Southern, Jewish, or Cajun so I've to go with Salmon. Also, there's some controversy (not sure of the truth) about tilapia's fattiness and the practices of Chinese aquaculture, which is where most of it comes from. (Not that salmon is w/o controversy.)

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@Deiter I've heard similar stories, I try to be as careful as I can about knowing where what I eat comes from, but with shrimp, they are very easy to disguise and mix together. It's like honey, Chinese honey can be diluted up to 50 % with corn syrup. It is all buyer beware.

It is the devils lettuce

sweetcharlotte comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I want to purchase some. How can I find the closest weed store to western NC ?

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@Captnron59 My source too

Don't think of it as a midterm election think of it as a courtesy flush!! VOTE.

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 10, 2018:

THAT is funny! Don't forget to thoroughly brush and sanitize the bowl!

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo works for me, I don't have a dog in that hunt.

I know you've all been wondering about this.

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That loud banging you hear is my head hitting the desk. The nipple rings!

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

I hadn't even noticed them, good catch.

What kind of fish is for dinner?

Deiter comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I'm not Southern, Jewish, or Cajun so I've to go with Salmon. Also, there's some controversy (not sure of the truth) about tilapia's fattiness and the practices of Chinese aquaculture, which is where most of it comes from. (Not that salmon is w/o controversy.)

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@Deiter To be honest, unless you see it die, there is no guarantee of freshness. I have raised my own fish in the past, and have caught my own and bought live. Even the vendors may not know where there fish is actually from or exactly what type it is. do your due diligence before you buy. I will not buy farm raised shrimp from India or Vietnam, tilapia or any meat product from China if i know that that is the country of origin. let the buyer beware.

I know you've all been wondering about this.

DharmaBum50 comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Where's the "puking" emoticon?

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

trashcan by your chair.

What kind of fish is for dinner?

Deiter comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I'm not Southern, Jewish, or Cajun so I've to go with Salmon. Also, there's some controversy (not sure of the truth) about tilapia's fattiness and the practices of Chinese aquaculture, which is where most of it comes from. (Not that salmon is w/o controversy.)

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

I am southern, Cajun, and have Jewish heritage still prefer the salmon.

What kind of fish is for dinner?

Sheannutt comments on Sep 12, 2018:

No fish for me?

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

more for me

I know you've all been wondering about this.

GreatNani comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That is stuck in my head.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@GreatNani Even the outer band can be dangerous, so be sure to have emergency provisions.

My son getting his Masters and Kinky Friedman's birthday party and album release

Hathacat comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That is a serious cigar.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

Kinky is known for Cubans and Patron. Went to the bar to get him a drink, bartender asked what type of tequila, I'm not sure what Kinky drinks, he goes Kinky always drinks patron. I don't think I have ever seen him without his cigar. When B. J. Thomas came over, he looked at my vodka soda and goes "another patron drinker?"

I know you've all been wondering about this.

GreatNani comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That is stuck in my head.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

sorry to ruin you eyes, be safe in the storm, hopefully you won't feel too much of it.

Today I am 64

Sydland comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Happy Birthday! I beg to differ on the bands though. I’m 50 but love 60s and 70s bands.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

I probably needed to rethink the cryptic song reference"when I'm 64", but I think that will be the last birthday with a specific song title. The song came out not too long after the don't trust anyone over 30 craze.

Hurricane coming? No worries St. Trupmpster will rescue you.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

If 3000 dead, no electricity for a year, and non functioning infrastructure is an A+, watch out eastern seaboard.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@Sirena the worst part is that there are logistics plans that should have been implemented that could have eliminated much of the suffering, but this administration didn't see the need to help. Bush did a similar thing to New Orleans. It makes me angry that people believe that having people with no experience in government will do well in government. That is how you end up with disasters made worse by inept assholes.

I know you've all been wondering about this.

Freedompath comments on Sep 12, 2018:

...oh this is getting ‘way down there,’ now! Lol I can’t even look...

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

thankfully the text covered the cheeto

What is the 1st?

Zoohome comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Not having a wet dream is the 1st.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

Only thing worse is dreaming you ate the worlds largest marshmallow, then not being able to find your pillow.

I've been informed that some of our members may be racists....just a reminder.

Umbral comments on Sep 11, 2018:

That would be a well deserved kick in the teeth.

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 That's what friends are for.

We Don't Need Any More Carolinians!

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

got a meme for that

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@EricTrommater Anytime I can help, a lot easier to stop them at the source than to clean up the mess later.

Don't think of it as a midterm election think of it as a courtesy flush!! VOTE.

LucyLoohoo comments on Sep 10, 2018:

THAT is funny! Don't forget to thoroughly brush and sanitize the bowl!

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

@LucyLoohoo gasoline works better than the wood they used. lol

Don't think of it as a midterm election think of it as a courtesy flush!! VOTE.

JohnSchindler comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Shared!

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

you're welcome, now get out the vote to send those bastards back home.

Started keeping track, I've got 3 years in the bank since january

metalhead222 comments on Sep 12, 2018:

must be rare disease among men

glennlab replies on Sep 12, 2018:

at least you can tell her it's therapeutic.