Coffee in hand, have a great Thursday🤗

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

right, that's coffee..

Doing my first shift testing people for covid tomorrow wish me luck .

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Stay safe and fight the good fight.

My son asked a provoking question this morning. "Can insects get covid19?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Typically pathogens that are passed pneumonicaly do not need an intermediary.

Squirrels according to dogs.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Squirrel!!!

I say thoughts and prayers.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

a cement block.

Stock-piling is NOT for those with insufficient willpower?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Next cover all the mirrors.

Well a wee bit of an ironic tale from the Lock-down here.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

After he gets his water bill, or they cut off his water, he will probably get a lesson in humility, though these types seldom learn from the lessons.

Bill should know

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Got to remember that one.

I made a new friend today during my walk...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Wall dragons. or as some call them in Central America lunch.

MeToo.......

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Not a problem, people should remember that minutes after that was uttered, he was hung.

[facebook.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Take good care of yourself.

B. A. C. O. N.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

You know I love bacon

Many people knew about trump for a very long time.[youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

He's been a prick for a long, long time, I still can't believe he was the best the republicans could come up with.

Cats wearing hats made from their own fur.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

I've had more than one cat that I said I could make another cat from all the fur they left around.

I see nothing wrong with this...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I don't care if they're plump or not, I do however prefer them nude.

UPDATE: Lisa has been on the phone all day trying to find out about her stimulus check, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Irs has identifiers that tell them if the check went to a temp account (that's what all tax prepares set up for you if you either get an advance from them or have their fees deducted from your refund). By law they can only make one deposit into that account per year. The SS match should be done this week with deposits made by May 6. There is a huge disconnect between what they are telling taxpayers and what the reality is. check the bank account where your SS is deposited. The banks will know that they are getting the deposits 3-5 days before they show up in your account.

How many of these games did you play as a kid? We had Monopoly😐

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Concentration, but more earlier games.

Don't they look like ducks?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

You're not supposed to do a 15 minute session on the shopvac

Hair-raising

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I wonder how many times he's been swatted, thrown out, or asked to leave.

Happy Tuesday! What food is delicious, but a pain to eat?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Lobster and crab, but more than worth it. My pomgranates are starting to bloom, so come September I should be ass deep in them if all goes as it should.

Scary!!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I really believe that they flash their guns because they can't flash their dicks. Not because they'd get in trouble, but the cost of handing out all those magnifying glasses is too much.

Typical Trumper, all those flavours to choose from but they only see two choices.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Give her a break, she hasn't been able to yell at a manager in a month.

Firms in tax havens axed from state bailout in Denmark, Poland - Business Insider

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

We should go one farther and add that no company that has not paid US income taxes in any of the previous 3 years should be ineligible for relief, since they already got it and pissed it away.

We may be doing more harm than good.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Out of curiousity, when was the last time that bodies in the US have had to be stored in refrigerated trucks because there was not the capacity to either inter or cremate them all. This is not like any disease since the Black Plague, it is a true pandemic that unless it is contained has the potential to wreck global depression of a magnitude never seen before. They tried your way for the first 4 months all it got us was more death and a mushroom of infection. We knew in November(the Trump administration briefed the Israilies in November) that this disease was well on its way.

Be careful what you wish for you just might get it

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Bunch of wusses.

meow back, why doncha?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

whatever it was it obviously shocked her sensibilities.

Oh geez! LMAO!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Ever seen those mortuary pictures of the dead from the 1800s, wish this was one of those.

I came home after having been away for two months.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Say everything you want to say, get it all out of your system. once you are sure that all the anger and frustration is out and passed, invite them over for drinks and thank them (also note, never ask them to do that task again). Then start over if you can't save the plants.

Now my quail will have a mansion.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

are you going to put that in the bird pen or outside it?

Has anyone ever raised a few chickens along with their garden and if so how did it work out for you?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

looks like a good idea.

Q. Anallingis or Cunnillingis? A. Taint Easy... :::ducking:::

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

You're taking too big a bite.

Fire snail just might be the low maintenance pet we've been waiting for.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Have you ever tried to keep a snail fed, plus they they can literally fuck themselves so you only need one to procreate.

I would've changed you to y'all...

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Mitch the bitch may have eliminated has electoral advantage.

Old ad....wow! Have you ever?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

It was a way to get you to buy the "other" dishes in their sets. I remember the salesmen coming into the store pitching that since people already had the dessert dish and wine glass, they would want the other dishes to match, and quite a few people did.

Dad joke Monday

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Groaner for 4 in a row, one more for a yatzee

Good Monday Morning 🤗

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Bah Humbug. I mean and a good Monday morning to you too. lol

Moral Compass

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I'm going to respond with a meme that probably says it better than I can

[photos.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

nice.

I know. Juvinille. Still funny. (Goonies is a great movie!)

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Every time I hear him say it, that is picture I see.

Hello people, I've been looking for a new favorite group since I don't seem to get my old favorite ...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2020:

welcome

Math is hard

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2020:

makes it harder to price compare.

Happy zombie jeebus, pagan sex day

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Same to you

Today I did a little trimming of the basement girls.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Do you make a tincture out of your trim, or just discard it?

Turd cartoon!

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

He should take Lincolns advice and go to a play.

Does anyone have any luck or can share a method to grow onions and garlic?

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I've found that onion and garlic do best over the winter in the south, i like to plant in sept and october, the 1015 onion was named after the date of set planting in the Rio Grande Valley.

It's sad just how true this is.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Not going to work for me, I keep forgetting to take them.

Holding of the Testy-festy... Check.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

ah nuts.

Interesting.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

The male scientist that did discover it were very popular.

Knitting club.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

It probably scared him when he saw who had summoned him.

If you're spending the night at a friend's house, hear them loudly "getting it on" in their room at ...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

If you didn't say anything after the first time and still spent the night, I'm sure they assumed you were OK with it. If you did say something and it happened again, what were you thinking. They may have been rude, but you were asking to be insulted. When you tolerate borhish behavior, after you've voiced your feelings, you are complicit.

We all need something to make us laugh and who better than Mel Brooks.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Love Mel brooks

Asking for a friend...

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

You can only use positions where you are not facing each other

What if you could eat only one food for the rest of life? , what food would you choose and why?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I have a tough time eating anything more than 2 days in a row, so that's going to be a hard pass for me.

Interesting times

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

There are squirrels?

If only.....

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I'll buy the tickets

Be careful out there...

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Took the back way, thanks for the heads up.

We are finally going home, after three weeks in Perth in involuntary quarantine.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

You get to sleep in your own bed again, and refill the fridge.

Hey y'all, Some douche is going around messaging women a stpd message.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Looks like you won the boobie prize, which isn't bad for a 2 incher.

G'day everyone, I'm new to this site.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

All are looking good.

When I put my cursor over the likes icon, it no longer gives a list of who liked it.

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

It is working for me, phone or computer. Computer empty your cache.

Why Did He Cancel Pandemic Plan??

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

At the current rate of testing we will have tested everyone in only 2200 days or a lttle over 6 years, but our testing is great.

I am amazed the check was good:

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Hers much like ours is being paid by someone else.

I was having a discussion today as to whether trump could best be described as a bigot or as a ...

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

cocksuckingdicklingafterbirthofagangbang. ok not one word, but you get my gist.

Day 75.....

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

FUNNY

Not too bright.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

She better hope they are dethorned.

Got my free mask! not me, not my mask.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Never seen the movie, but I've seen enough different memes to assume it's a scifi villain.

Trump's decision to de-fund the World Health Organization at the beginning of a global pandemic is ...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Legally he cannot defund the WHO, these are congressionally mandated payouts. Nancy has already told him so.

[nbcnews.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Indiana is about a month behind Texas in having their assholes bloom, I am more than willing to let them die so I don't have to put up with their bullshit.

sounds plausible

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Wow! You can't argue with logic like that, well you could, but why even try.

Posting my animal memes in the comments

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

funny

Hello.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

It looks like we are having some software glitches, write a reply to your post, then add pics to it.

I don't know when the fix will be in, but you can post memes by putting up your post, the replying ...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

like this

New Dating App (Bad taste encouraged, remember?

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Whatever works.

I LOVE ferns, especially the dozen or so varieties I've collected in my woodland yard (if only I had...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Post your pics as a reply they should post

No photo...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

post it as a reply lol, it actually works

Walked during lunch to get away from drama at work.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Post the pic as a comment, it should take.

Hi! I’m kind of an awkward and socially anxious person, but wanted to make some like minded ...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

welcome

The Shit-Show Rages On: [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

He's like a kid that cheated on his oral presentation, gets called out on it and lashes out in the lowest form of defense.

That's not 6 feet!

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

that's only 4 feet, need another person for 6 feet.

Something like that.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

That's us.

I've seen several of these, but I like it.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Best one so far

Oops mistake

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I heard that, oops no I didn't!

Pidgeon blues

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Can't spot a bald headed man anywhere.

Yeah how is it done

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

add sugar and yeast and some fruit juice

When someone, somewhere prefers you not die. <3

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

It's wonderful when someone cares enough to make sure you're OK.

Workers wiping down the inside of buses at the end of a run in Perth.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I wonder if they will continue the practice after this is past. It has long been a repository of germs.

Cats Cats Cats

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

loved the couldn't find my cat. rest are very good.

Sorry if this is a duplicate.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

No need to apologize, if it's funny, it's funny. i haven't seen it in over a year.

I’m also a newbie and still exploring at this late age.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Welcome

"Starting" to think?

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Never thought I would say Robert Reich was slow on the pick up.

Did anyone read about tRumps appearance yesterday?

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I think the networks should charge the campaign for the time he uses or refuse to carry it live until it can be vetted.

I have to say that baby dedication ceremonies are by far on top of one of the most cultish aspects ...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

that's better than chopping part of a boy's penis. no different, just better

Bored, you say?

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Now I understand.

Does it deserve a second chance?

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I avoid mornings by not getting up until noon most days lately, no where to go, nothing to do, no one to see. I can get it all accomplished with minimal effort.

This is undeniable...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Well they claim he is a genius.

We are all victims.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I am a victim of gravity. Many many times.

Vaccine side effects can be interesting:

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

We have had several drugs brought to market because of pressing circumstances and several have had dire consequences for a few of the subjects.

Trump claims that as president, his 'authority is total' - Business Insider

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

He figures if his buddy Putin could throw out a constitution in Russia, he should be able to here.

I'm wildly enthusing over my veg patch, hope not too boring! Today managed to put up a shade tunnel ...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I'd love to garden in the tropics, but I bet the fantastic growth also applies to the weeds.

Found on fbuk and shared on14th April 2020 for no other reason than to activate your senses & brain.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

That's in the Blue food group, right? Otherwise you better stay on your toes.