Kohl's does what?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

I'm not going to Kohl's!

Anyone have a sure fire way to repel squirrels?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Not really much you can do, they are rats with fuzzy tails that will destroy pretty much anything they get near,

Most of us, really.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Hot dog! That looks good.

What do you call a cut on a ghost? A boo boo

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

mommy jokes

Hi Everyone! Returned from NH Cancer Check-up and doctors declare me a walking/talking miracle as ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Plug your phone into your computer, go to settings , share photos, download from that device rather than your normal source.

Just a pic of my friends dog Sophia

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

photogenic

When Bullies Think They’re Victims | Neil Carter

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Rick the prick Perry had the loyalty of a cat in heat and the morals of one too

Milky Way!!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

banana nut bread

I just realized I am less than a hundred points away from my t-shirt! Disclaimer: My shit might ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Congrats on making 8!

I just realized I am less than a hundred points away from my t-shirt! Disclaimer: My shit might ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

points

Poor Estelle big shock

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

a little bareback riding.

That is so funny

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

It's the back door(log cabin) republicans she needs to worry about.

Funnies for your day off . . . .

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

good ones

Choose carefully

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I'll go with a & c

Like Oz, but so much better!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

nummy

Never heard of that

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

New to me

Look out for groaner

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

groaner

Weird science

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Priorities

I'll take some

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I'll take a pallet

Tempted to get this shirt, but not sure if I'd be allowed to wear it outside the house: ...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

It depends on whether you wear it north or south of the Columbia and how far out of town you get. My ex is from Camas and her extended family were all conservative Lutherans (young earthers). We were living in Spokane which was chock full of mormons, so I feel your angst.

Is it Saturday yet ?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Have a happy birthday and enjoy the wedding. 50 is not old and you should wear whatever you feel like. Just remember you can't take it with you, so enjoy all the time you can.

Texas friends, I am so sad for you! How are you dealing with this?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

The largest Texas counties now allow voters to go to any voting location in their county to vote, not just their local precinct. Early voting starts Oct 13. I expect lines. but I am right across the street from one of the early voting locations, so I can just walk there and see what the wait time is. When i voted in the primary and runoff they had a good system for contactless voting.

Has anyone here looked st the Libertarian and Green party candidates?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Not even jokingly. The libertarian party was founded by money from the Kochs and even with their billions, they could not make inroads into the mainstream.

If anyone but me has taken enough xanax or alcohol to watch the VP debate, I think we'd all agree: ...

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I hate watching these things by myself, so I'll just watch SG1 and get the recaps and read the transcripts. I'll probably flip once in a while until my BP goes off the chart and I have to go back to scifi.

I had heard on NPR that a second stimulus check was approved and the government website has sent out...

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Trump has sent a tweet out that he would entertain signing a stand alone $1200 one time payment, after his first tweet dropped the stock market 600 points, he is looking to generate some good news.

How did that happen

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

don't do it, it's a trap

Good Afternoon Everyone!!!!! Happy Wednesday!!!!! My good friend Chris let me pick him up to help ...

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

love the fall color, might get up that way next year

If they were a band, what would you call them? Please share your suggestions

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Bobsled twins

Tonight's debate! What have the Rethuglican, so-called 'strategist', instructed little Mikey to do.

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Pence is much more articulate than Trump, he used his radio talk show to get him into congress and the governor's mansion. He should not be underestimated.

Oh, this is too good to be bad!

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I almost couldn't catch my breath from laughing

_Good afternoon guys, there is a new set up in messenger?

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I never use the phone app, hopefully someone will have an answer for you.

Being older a lot of us live with pain.

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I find hot tub works better than pushing through pain. I did a enough pushing through pain when I was younger, that was for endurance training. When you are recovering from an injury, you push to the threshold of pain and ease off, the nest time your threshold will have either increased or decreased, if it has decreased, you did damage the previous time, if it increases, you have added strength.

Oh oh major mistake

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Low count, they must be self isolating.

Oh oh watch out for the birds

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

If looks could kill...

I have recently come upon the situation of trying to explain my position on "religion" to a ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I simply explain that I believe that the good that you do here, if it is rewarded at all, is rewarded here. The evil that you do, if it is punished at all, is punished here. and when you're dead, you're dead. No need to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Might have to play this down to keep you lot from panicking.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I bet he thought only the mud races got it. Guess there was someone in the woodpile in his ancestry.

Oops wrong escort

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

probably rides better.

Religion...Just Weirdos in Robes Making Shit Up

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I used to have to explain to our camera people , the guy in the white dress is the pope. Center him in the print

He hasn't actually said this (yet)!

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

So 50 years of untreated syphilis beat the Covid?

Only 32 percent of the patients with altered mental functions from COVID were able to do basic ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

There could very well be a second trip to Walter Reed, contrary to appearances he has only moved from ICU to the covid ward. The Whitehouse medical unit is set up for everything short of level one trauma .

And Trump claims Joe Biden is on drugs.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Project much? If you want to know what trump is doing or planning, just look at what he accuses others of doing.

I've never related to Baby Yoda more.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

It's a trick to make you buy new computers after you fling it against the wall

Life is a lie...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

You've been caught

When you see it... Don't spoil it for others.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

nummy

I can already here the groaning

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

groan

SophiaMomGrace 1

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

No doubt about it, a scammer https://agnostic.com/member/SophiaMomGrace

Advice to Mom

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

oops

Just going to leave these here!😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

good ones

Happy Monday everyone! What does October mean to you?

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

I'm going to miss all the Halloween fun this year, but I'm doing a lot of get out the vote work. The get out the vote is a staple every other year. Halloween should be back next year.

Three funnies

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

love the fart car

[iflscience.

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I have several different ways of thinking, internal monologue, actually thinking out loud when I need to focus and slow down my racing thought process and intensify focus, recalling a mental picture and manipulating the picture.

I have a new granddaughter arriving in about 3 months.

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Great job!

I would really welcome comments from US members on this small part of their culture.

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I knew families that ate it when I was growing up in SW Louisiana. A few years ago it started spreading in the city I live in. I have to cut it back and it still spreads. The plant has a large bulbous root that will send up new shoots for years. Even digging the root out only spreads the plant, as each small rootlet will grow into a new plant. I've tried a lot of different survival food, but Poke is way too much work.

You're Moving Out Today – A MeidasTouch & Bette Midler Production - YouTube

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

LMAO

I blame Ted Turner

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

One of the common effects of covid is an inability to control your bowels, It would be more than fitting if he tries to get up too soon to see him shit himself in front of everyone while on camera.

Some of us get this

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

she looks Happy

Wait... Is that an option??!!

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Nah, they just upgrade sometimes.

Phydeaux ??

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Try French, I have spent more time trying to explain how to say my name than you can imagine. Hell in one generation of my family there are 4 different spellings among the siblings.

I am not wishing Donald Trump dead but I just realized that his corpse would make a better President...

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I would not throw gasoline on him if he were on fire, but that does not mean I won't sit back and cheer karma on as she fucks him in the ass with a telephone pole.

Halloween is cumming...

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

Not exactly the best opening line.

Public Service Announcement: (or is that pubic service announcement?)

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

You say that like it's a bad thing. lol

Agnostic Dot Com

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

facebook newsfeed

The changes we have witnessed are unthinkable.

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

The current situation is as close to 1984 as we have ever come.

I knew about William Tyndale, but King James was news to me! EDIT: This website erased my link! ...

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

???

Jesus, the Savior is not sure this time

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

You can have him, we don't want him.

Well... kinda hard to argue with that logic.. 😁 [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

6 minutes of her drivel was all I could handle, if this is the best the right has to offer, they are in deep shit. That is 6 minutes of my life wasted on what I'm sure could have been edited down to 30 seconds. Hard to argue with, not on your life, hard to listen to, fucking A.

Just don't say anything, you fool!

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

The correct answer is that is a great looking set of leaves you have on, let's go out so we can show it off.

Has this been posted already ?

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

yup

Let's Discuss What Islam Offers...

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

Let's not, I know of nothing they have that I would want.

I didn’t know that either

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Are you saying mother earth has gas?

I didn’t know that

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Yup

Happy Friday Friends! I'm trying to make Resin dice for my gaming friends this holiday season, and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Mock gumbo. A real gumbo involves frying flour to make your rue. My mock one involves pureeing a selection of vegetables and chicken to make a thick sauce to simmer the meat in.

[sciencenews.org] Dang, the snake saws into the belly of toads to eat the organs?

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Nature finds a way around defenses

Maybe they could put some truth serum in there as well....😁

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

chase it with a coup;e of handles of Everclear, that should make him forget the burning

Digging the hole for that blue spruce.

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

When I planted my pecan tree, I dug and backfilled a hole 6x6x4. My yard is Austin Chalk, soft by rock standards, hard as hell by dirt standards. Good luck and keep up the good work

Time for the cure!

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

NO, not the little bottle, get the big one

Hello my Fellow Deviants, and good morning! What's the next sexy adventure you're looking forward ...

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

At this point, just touching another human being.

Good news: Trump got the Covid-19! So although I'm not a Doctor, I will recommend the following.

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

Now is a chance for all the faith healers to beeline to the whitehouse and lay hands upon the POS and give it their best shot 24/7. He might just get group rates at the funeral home.

WTF!!?? Is He Hiding?? Holy Duck, the sleaze is strong with this jackass.

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

I wonder how she feels about this together stuff.

Four funnies!

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

lmao

BACON!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

MMMMM Bacon!

WTF!!?? Is He Hiding?? Holy Duck, the sleaze is strong with this jackass.

glennlab comments on Oct 2, 2020:

He finally figured out he lost the debate and needs a reason for a cop out on 2 & 3.

Bye Karen...

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Looks like she lost her head

DO NOT Fall For This!!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Is that an implied rr?

Sorry 😳😮😞😕

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

I always suspected you were musical and punny

A rare photo of the Proud boys in action

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Prepping for their next job as pole watchers

So that’s what it means

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Protect your weed!

Happy Thursday! Have you ever had a roommate(s)?

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

My last roommate died exactly 2 years ago today. Probably the biggest relief of knowing him. I had been trying to figure out a way to get rid of him. I had been renting him a room for about 4 years, he took care of my dogs and his cats when I went on trips, about the only good thing that he did, Without him paying rent, I actually had more money each month. To make sure that I would never get another roommate, I actually got rid of the extra beds and converted my two spare bedrooms to other uses. I keep large airbeds for those times that someone spends the night and the guest bathroom is stocked,

The universe is yelling.

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Less than 2 weeks for me

What's going on here?? Sorry it's a link. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 1, 2020:

Jan 20, 2021

Out for five days On the eve of me open heart surgery I am trying get stuff organized .

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Good luck and get well soon.

Ajwain Knee-Valley

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Everything Island

Y'all see this? [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

This is on almost every news outlet, lil donnie may pout so much he backs out of the next two debates

I fear things... Here are AI Memes. 1st one is a bit unsettling. 2nd tells me not to worry.

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

first one is inaccurate, second one is funny. you get to guess the inaccuracy.

Why I didn’t watch the debate

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Stop saying the blameless, cop out, catch-all that it was a “shitshow” and start saying Trump cheated by overrunning his allotted time, just like he cheated on his taxes and wives and army enlistment, and therefore lacks the morals to qualify for the job of President. Stop saying it was a “shitshow” and start saying Trump refused to condemn white supremacy and even spoke a dog whistle of support for them, demonstrating he actually hates a large group of Americans he is required to protect and therefore fails to quality for the office of President. Stop saying it was a “shitshow” and start saying it was a clear demonstration that Biden has a superior moral compass and **that is why he has your vote** and should have thus secured the vote of anyone who watched last night.

Just when I think I've found all the males in my garden, I find another, this little 8-incher was ...

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

The white dots would appear to be insect eggs. Most mother bugs lay their eggs on a food source

Coke with coffee is a thing. [tasteofhome.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

I am not a coke drinker, so a real no go.

Please say hello to old friend @Freedompath who has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

welcome

Well does it

glennlab comments on Sep 30, 2020:

Yup!

Do you like bunnies?

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2020:

now I can't unsee it