Don’t forget and Cher away! ?

Umbral comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Ironic it's to get less Sonny.

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2018:

that's in the spring, we go on the darkside in the fall.

Isn't it all just a matter of vanity?

Piratefish comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Our current approach is unsustainable. Greed, xenophobia, ignorance, and selfishness will be the end of our species if nature doesn't take us out first (super volcanoes, asteroid/comet impact, etc.). Personally, I think there is a decent chance that I will see the U.S. become a second rate power...

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2018:

@Piratefish The US military as far as nuclear armaments goes is on a par with Russia and China, our delivery systems are superior with an accuracy within feet of their intended target while the RF and PRC have an accuracy in the range of fireball diameter (3/4 to 1 mile) The RF and US have at least 2500 war reserve warheads ready for deployment, while PRC has in the range of 1000-3000. Both The RF and US have in excess of 10,000 weapons that can be reconstituted in short order should the need arise. No other country on earth currently is believed to have more than 300 war reserve weapons. No sane country would be willing to suffer the wrath of one of the big three.

We all plan to vote or have voted already, we also happen to know at least a couple or more people ...

DenoPenno comments on Nov 3, 2018:

This is a noble effort and I would do it myself if I knew anyone who's vote would matter. I'm in a GOP state and live in a GOP county. Many here do not even vote and are not registered. Most that are will be voting for friends of Donald Dump.

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2018:

Do what you can, for 10 years I was in a very conservative Rep district, we finally started getting enough of our vote out that they gerrymandered us out to ensure that the district stayed red. Now Pete Sessions is fighting for his political life due to changes in the areas they replaced us with.

So misleading...

Captnron59 comments on Nov 3, 2018:

And have you ever seen a female plumber?

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2018:

Have to give a hand laying pipe.

Great 'Non Sequitur' today...

Captnron59 comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Meanwhile... down below...a golden calf is born...

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2018:

@paul1967 hence all the sun gods

Bible Museum says five of its Dead Sea Scrolls are fake - BBC News

Carin comments on Oct 24, 2018:

That's too bad. I love ancient historical stuff.

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2018:

@Zoohome advances in science have made exploration where we could never go before possible. While the technology have grown in leaps and bounds, the funding has not.

My morning regimine

Pralina1 comments on Nov 3, 2018:

I have nightmares that somehow coffee will disappears from earth and then what ? Coffee / dog kisses / music ,= ???. U know what Mr Glenn , I think it's most the ritual and the routines , " another day Alive " and ready ??

glennlab replies on Nov 3, 2018:

It is either coffee or a jump starter, so I go with coffee, mixed ground. Dark roast, with a little espresso ground dark roast and a little guarano for added kick.

Not a fair comparison.

readyforfun2024 comments on Nov 2, 2018:

funny, there is a resemblance between the two, huh

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

one on the right has better hair, and more of it.

Maybe a little too serious?

phxbillcee comments on Nov 2, 2018:

You can say that with some of the folk in this group???

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

I'm quiet, when I'm asleep. lol

Puppy has seen some shit.

Boogey comments on Nov 2, 2018:

the freaking dog should be driving

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

His heart is about to give out as a passenger.

a 2 fer coffee and cat groups

dalefvictor comments on Nov 2, 2018:

He looks like he really needs it.

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

I normally do

That's a fact

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

That is not new, that is the original.

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@Hathacat Reason my pit bull was named Piggy, there was nothing he wouldn't eat and he was always hungry.

My daughter-in-law just sent me this photo of their 15 year old cat Batman.

IrishTxJudy comments on Nov 2, 2018:

What is it with cats and sinks? He’s a cutie

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

I think they like the contact on all sides, with an earthy cool like a real den,

All through the town! :D

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

that's just bad. lol

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 especially if it is a corny dog

All through the town! :D

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

that's just bad. lol

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 it was funny though.

I managed to allow two of the three dogs that I'm presently dog-sitting to get skunked last night.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

For their sake, be glad it wasn't a porcupine

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@Zoohome I had a lab that hated toads. He would bite them, get a crappy taste in his mouth, bark like mad, then bite them again. By the time either he killed them or they got away, it looked like he had brushed his teeth with a bottle of shampoo and would have to drink a gallon of water, I began to think he liked the hallucinations that the toad is supposed to cause.

I managed to allow two of the three dogs that I'm presently dog-sitting to get skunked last night.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

For their sake, be glad it wasn't a porcupine

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@Zoohome I've seen dogs that had to have extensive surgery to get all the quills taken out, and my father-in-law 's dog could not stay away from them.

I guess I'll die...

Pralina1 comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Laugh laugh laugh . And take naps . Eat whatever the hell u desire and keep moving ! Good friends . Dogs . Sex and love is great too . When it gets too complicated , time to go ?! We all gonna die . But for now , ALIVE ALIVE ALIVE ??♥️??☕️?

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

Great advice, that's how I'm going out. I tried all the diet crap, but now i eat what tastes good and haven't gained anymore weight, I haven't lost much, but I have a lot of money invested in it.

All are welcome.

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I don't get it....

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@Snickers77 not tongue in groove ?

Republicans For Beto in Texas

silverotter11 comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I hope Beto wins this one!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 Just bookmarked it in my travel folder, I usually hit El Paso mid to late afternoon on my trips, so that should work out, thanks for the info.

Republicans For Beto in Texas

silverotter11 comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I hope Beto wins this one!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 El Paso has always been an anomaly in Texas. It seems like every time I go through there, i am intending to stop and "tourist" I'm running late for where I plan to be next.

Republicans For Beto in Texas

silverotter11 comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I hope Beto wins this one!!!

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@MichelleGar1 He's from you neck of the woods, isn't he?

What was your first car? Mine was an Austin, semi automatic

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

65 Chevy Biscayne

glennlab replies on Nov 2, 2018:

@zorialoki and a 2 body back seat.

Body pictures from around the world

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Oooo... Like that India tattoo...

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2018:

me too

Please everyone am I welcome here?

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I would say we don't know enough about you, to venture any opinion. Fill out a little bio, answer the profile questions, then dive in, this is a fun and accepting community. However since you are a practicing Christian, you should be very aware this is a site for Agnostics, Atheists, and other ...

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2018:

@genessa I just noticed he was a level 1, so i checked out his profile. Since you had already answered for this group (very well I believe), I thought it would be good to expand to include as much of the site as possible.

Happy thought for the morning ... Men like to be hunted. Hear me out, okay?

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Morning sex and pancakes.

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2018:

@MarcT Me either, but may as well put in a request just in case.

Body pictures from around the world

Captnron59 comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Ouch!

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2018:

spelling lol

More pumpkin art.

MarcT comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Finished mine up this year.... theirs are better though.

glennlab replies on Nov 1, 2018:

@Paracosm same here

Happy halloween! Duke

SukiSue comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Happy Halloween! Suki Sue...

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

thought it was a skunk hat

I wonder just how much it costs for tRump to go to all these campaign rallies and why us taxpayers ...

patchoullijulie comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Golfing and masturbatory rallies is all he does! When does he actually do presidency stuff? ?

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Never

I'm hoping that's in the men's room

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You seem to be having an oral fixation today.

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@Boogey Damn, I was the one with the oral fixation and projected, you're right I owe you one. (see y coment on Texorcism)

I'm hoping that's in the men's room

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You seem to be having an oral fixation today.

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@Boogey wasn't that your second bj reference in a row? If not, my bad/

Lawsuit Charges Trump Organization a 'Racketeering Enterprise That Defrauded Thousands of People ...

chalupacabre comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Why did the guy have be make president before these charges arose. These are all charges that should've been settle years, or even decades, ago. It isn't like new technology brought this to light.

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

Until he put himself in the limelight he was just one of thousands of financial fraudsters in New York. Now he has put a bullseye on his crimes.

Pig going as Trump for Halloween

shockwaverider comments on Oct 31, 2018:

The pig has better hair...

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

and more of it

I'm hoping that's in the men's room

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You seem to be having an oral fixation today.

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

@Boogey yessss

Pig going as Trump for Halloween

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Trump has bovine DNA! That pig!

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

the porcine prez?

I need some direction, quick

Sheannutt comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I've been looking for that too ???

glennlab replies on Oct 31, 2018:

When I was younger we would line up house to trick or drink at

AdultingProblems

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If you don't grow up by 60, you don't have to.

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow gotta set the bar high enough that there aren't a ton of us.

this says it all

DoDapper comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I have no love lost for Trump, but bandying absolutes is the kind of game he likes to play.

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

turnabout is fair play

this says it all

paul1967 comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If you spin it right, he might be willing to agree with that statement. You would have to say something like, Donald Trump is the master of divisiveness. His ability to achieve this level of chaos is second to none, Donald Trump is the Greatest agitator of all time.

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

well said.

AthiestCats

LizBeth comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I think I have posted this one before - but i never tire of it

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

cute enough to post a second time,

Avoids a lot of unpleasantness...

nikkir comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I keep trying that. The kids keep finding me. I have to get better at disappearing...lol

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

white sheet, or dirty clothes hamper, they never go near that thing.

Look at that big cock!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

mine's bigger

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@paul1967 there's a reason he's behind bars. lol

Look at that big cock!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

mine's bigger

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@paul1967 this one's got more girth, even has Giant in its name , but how about a red one.

Prepare your broom ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

sign outside your house?

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@Sheannutt Just checking to see who I'd be riding with

There's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight

MarcT comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Are these in case you like spicy tacos?

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

I'm not going to put hot sauce on that taco

That doesn't help

Boogey comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I'm going to have to start wearing depends when I read these

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

thought you would have done that already. lol

[politics.theonion.com]

shockwaverider comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Uncomfortably close to the truth...

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

I actually feel sorry for Onion writers that have to come up with something that is more absurd than what is actually going on.

Be thankful for what you've got.

SkagwayKim comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I’m not sure I want to think about that! ?

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@orange_girl that makes 2 of us.

What sort of lady are you? for the gents, what sort of lady do you like?

pepperjones comments on Oct 28, 2018:

*one* of those sandwiches looks kinda like me...

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

which one?

This morning I'm on the commuter bus and horny AF.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If all else fails visualize Trump naked.

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@pepperjones love the tack you took on that one, you are a trooper.

This morning I'm on the commuter bus and horny AF.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If all else fails visualize Trump naked.

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@pepperjones took care of the hornies didn't it? N ot they way you wanted though.

Tricks and treats

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

and if you go with your priest, you can have sex too.

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

@phxbillcee It's a pain in the ass to remember.

Ouch so hot!

MarlaRochelle comments on Oct 30, 2018:

A beautiful tattooed red head who could ask for more

glennlab replies on Oct 30, 2018:

I had to look back for the tattoo.

It's the same as looking for my glasses that are sitting on top of my head.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Haha that's a new one..

glennlab replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty don't worry it will get much worse then you recover after the birth.

It's the same as looking for my glasses that are sitting on top of my head.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Haha that's a new one..

glennlab replies on Oct 29, 2018:

your day is coming, wait until you get pregnant brain.

There goes that idea.

Captnron59 comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Must be metal

glennlab replies on Oct 29, 2018:

Heavy?

Let's do this

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

where are my drugs?

glennlab replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Captnron59 I looked where you said yo left them , but nada.

I found this on Facebook and it made me laugh.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

All of trump's supporters may not be racists, but they sure as hell support racist policies and a racist.

glennlab replies on Oct 29, 2018:

@Trajan61 Wasn't talking about Obama, and if what Shaprton and Jackson did is racist, then what Trump and his minions are doing deserve the death penalty. I don't think that either of them ever advocated for their opposition's death or carried out murders as the right wing has.

Just maybe....

phxbillcee comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Oh, well done!

glennlab replies on Oct 28, 2018:

gas, not the ovens.

Well i am no grammer or spelling Nazi for sure but...

coralisthree comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Spell check is my friend

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

For years I told my boss he could get rid of my secretary when I got a typewriter that could spell.

Well, it is the Friday before Halloween.

Cast1es comments on Oct 26, 2018:

LARP group's Halloween party at my place Saturday 1:00 until 10:00 or so . .

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Damn, headed in the wrong direction. lol

Well, it is the Friday before Halloween.

Sheannutt comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Have a great time, safe travels. ??

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Thank you and happy Halloween. Hope you enjoyed the Hunter's moon.

Well, it is the Friday before Halloween.

ballou comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Have a great time, Mr. Swamp Thing. Hopefully, you will meet another hot babe there!

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

thank you, and they don't even have to be hot, just hot to me.

Well, it is the Friday before Halloween.

Umbral comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Good luck bro!

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

thank you

Well, it is the Friday before Halloween.

AncientNight comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Have a great and safe trip!

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

Thank you

As a Cajun, it is easy to be misunderstood when we talk about our first love (food) so here is a ...

Hathacat comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Never been to Louisiana to have any! I know anything I had elsewhere wouldn’t be it! Like Chinese food in Illinois. When you are used to how it is served in San Francisco? Yuck.

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

And it is even different in different parts of Louisiana, Cajun is from the Acadiana part of Louisiana, (SW La) while creole is New Orleans/Baton Rouge area. Since the 50s, there has been some migration, but the Cajuns have been in that area for about 300 years, so the spices and ingredients are very localized.

Bill Maher to Southerners: "The Confederacy's Over!" [youtube.com]

Pralina1 comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Man oh man , once again , Mr maher nails it . Last May I decided to go fishing . Now , I don't know one thing about fishing . Only memories w my dad when very young and fish few times in the island . I asked around for a month for a safe place for a single woman to go , and somewhere to stay ...

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

I hate going "home" they are still in the 50s. Extreme right wing and home of Hell no I ain't forgetting people. Once a year is about it.

It’s a large venue

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

what an asshole!

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

@Science-guy I'd say it's full of shit.

As a Cajun, it is easy to be misunderstood when we talk about our first love (food) so here is a ...

Spudnut comments on Oct 26, 2018:

I LOVE this post! I've known how to pronounce some of these words but most pronunciations are new to me. I'm familiar with most of the terms, however, as I read cookbooks from all over the world, every day of my life. One of the words with which I'm most familiar is 'etouffee'. The first time I ...

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

For me, the spellings were new, I've heard the words since I was a child, but not seen most of them until later adulthood. I was 45 before I realized that Sha was spelled cher. It has finally become gumbo season down here, got to be below 65 to really get in the mood.

As a Cajun, it is easy to be misunderstood when we talk about our first love (food) so here is a ...

Umbral comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Thank you for sharing that.

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

@Umbral It is tough to get outside SW La, once you leave (I left a long time ago) you have a tendency to improvise since most people won't know the difference. It took me 30 years and 2 funerals for my aunts to finally tell me some of their secrets.

As a Cajun, it is easy to be misunderstood when we talk about our first love (food) so here is a ...

Umbral comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Thank you for sharing that.

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

You're welcome, The terms can be a bit of a stretch if you just hear them and don't see them.

As a Cajun, it is easy to be misunderstood when we talk about our first love (food) so here is a ...

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Tasty.

glennlab replies on Oct 26, 2018:

It's the language of love.

Friendly tribe.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Cheap hemorrhoid removal .

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Pralina1 and if they bleed out, they get to come see you

Let's see if you can read

Livinlife comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Im screwed. Lol

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

Maybe later, I'm a little tired tonight.

Sometimes I really do like Ike!

Livinlife comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Did he actually say this or is this just something that was with the meme? I'm just asking because I'm too tired to look it up LOL

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

It was part of the military-industrial complex speech if i remember right

Better get out the miracle grow

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

bad news, this is going to hurt.

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Zoohome So only enough energy to look good or get busy, but not both. lol

Better get out the miracle grow

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

bad news, this is going to hurt.

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Zoohome Thanks for asking, I went to the state fair and saw the bird everyone has been googleing about. It was a Black New Jersey Giant

Better get out the miracle grow

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

bad news, this is going to hurt.

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Zoohome No it was a purely pretty much a labor of love. I was raised by a grandmother that used plants as therapy and had huge gardens. I spent a lot of time learning about and being mesmerized by plants. I have always emerced myself in what ever liked to learn as much about it as possible.

Better get out the miracle grow

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

bad news, this is going to hurt.

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Zoohome It's an acid fertilizer, and that is VERY sensitive skin.

This is what i brought to work today for a treat

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

What no PPS?

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@moonmaid Anytime, better to ask than to remain in the dark or wake up and go Oh fuck, that's it.

He sure as hell isn't going to school.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 25, 2018:

He's going to get a snickers bar lol

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

he's not himself.

It won't be long:

coralisthree comments on Oct 25, 2018:

just think about then it will be N'Sync

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

hopefully I'll be dead by then, lol

This is what i brought to work today for a treat

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

What no PPS?

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@moonmaid Pumpkin Pie Spice

Sometimes simple logic is the best logic ?

dreamsinflux comments on Oct 24, 2018:

It is a train, son.

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

y'all both beat me too it.

If you haven't grown up by 60, you don't have to, so nah nah nah nah boo boo

Pralina1 comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Man , nobody tells me anything !

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Pralina1 I've been trying to get my fallen trees taken out, yard work done, drs appointments taken care of, and shopping. I'm getting ready to head to Shreveport for the weekend, then come back and finish getting all my former roommates crap out. Other than that not much. Oh and a visit to the state fair. I missed your sassy comebacks.

If you haven't grown up by 60, you don't have to, so nah nah nah nah boo boo

Pralina1 comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Man , nobody tells me anything !

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

Just did, lol, you just didn't look for all the loop holes when they told you to grow up.

Dog snouts

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

sleeping their lives away.

glennlab replies on Oct 25, 2018:

@Hathacat the itty bitty hummingbird? it was cute.

Alrighty then

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

thought I saw some skin, nevermind.

glennlab replies on Oct 24, 2018:

@mistymoon77 you bet.

Adultery With Kate and Edith

Chris443 comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I read that as crystal meth church

glennlab replies on Oct 24, 2018:

It's a made up entity for comedy, it has just enough truth to fool some people, but not enough to be actually a liable case.

Gross food. I really like the cigs.

pepperjones comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Lol, I've eaten whale, moose, buffalo, ostrich, alligator, ants, scorpion, frog, testicles, hearts, crazy creatures from the sea and things I don't even know what they were... but that damn kitty litter dessert is the grossest thing I've w er encountered somehow! I refuse to eat it

glennlab replies on Oct 24, 2018:

Got to agree, and like you I have eaten some really out there stuff

Uh-oh who's in trouble now?

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

it took a shortage of over 300 LEOs for Dallas to finally have an official cite and release policy, now, all pot arrests are down. With any luck we'll free up even more with the next legislature.

glennlab replies on Oct 24, 2018:

@Boogey I predict we'll have an answer before Thanksgiving and we probably won't like it.

Uh-oh who's in trouble now?

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

it took a shortage of over 300 LEOs for Dallas to finally have an official cite and release policy, now, all pot arrests are down. With any luck we'll free up even more with the next legislature.

glennlab replies on Oct 24, 2018:

@Boogey It's in process right now, I really expect to see thee DA do a plea deal as soon as the election is over and she is on the way out the door. Don't be surprised if she gets off with just probation, maybe even deferred adjudication.

Screw the kids, I got mine.

CaroleKay comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Lol, but the caption is Libertarian.

glennlab replies on Oct 24, 2018:

actually both. They want it out of reach, you know it's there, but the chance of actually achieving it is next to zero.

My morning coffee makes me feel like ☕☕☕☕?

PontifexMarximus comments on Oct 24, 2018:

well ... my morning coffee gives me the shits ... literally ... my morning coffee gets things moving within my digestive apparatus

glennlab replies on Oct 24, 2018:

beat me to it

That's quite a...bubble.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

oversized, super thin condom?

glennlab replies on Oct 23, 2018:

@Livinlife me either

Anyone else remember these.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 23, 2018:

No idea what that is....

glennlab replies on Oct 23, 2018:

duplicating machine, you had to type up a master, then it manually duplicated the copies.

Case Closed.

of-the-mountain comments on Oct 23, 2018:

The truth is not the truth! Facts are not facts! News is not news! Lies are not lies!

glennlab replies on Oct 23, 2018:

I trust a fart when I have diarrhea, more than I trust Trump.

Donald's view of how his government should work... The poor need not apply.

silverotter11 comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Not how a democracy or republic should work but then he was placed in the WH not elected by the majority of the people - We Muust fix this.

glennlab replies on Oct 23, 2018:

@shockwaverider if the electorial college was still constituted as originally designed, Hillary would have won. The 1916 law limiting the house to 435 members needs to be amended where no district is larger than the state with the lowest population numbers. The House might need to find new quarters, but that is a small price to pay for real representative democracy.

Life hacks for the married...

Captnron59 comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Easier to just give them a game console

glennlab replies on Oct 23, 2018:

and less messy