Always trying to innovate

Druvius comments on Aug 31, 2018:

The indignity! Lol, I did this to my neighbor's cat before sending her home.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

did she make it home with them on?

Landscapes: 1: The Mourne Mountains, Northern Ireland.

Hathacat comments on Aug 31, 2018:

No.2 looks like a caterpillar invasion, lol I like them for what they really are too.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

good eye, I hadn't picked up on that.

This drug dog needs remedial training.

chalupacabre comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Could plausibly (cuz I hear that's a trendy word here) be that the dog was just lifting her skirt, then thought, "Those aren't sensible shoes for a walk on the beach!"

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

are you saying the dog might be gay/bi since he noticed the shoes?

Please help with this one.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Split wig?

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Y'all aren't even trying.

Or better yet, don't order them at all.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Black market pumpkin spice... now your talking!!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I hate it because your mouth is all set for pumpkin pie, and it's someone's drink. But I can hook you up with a couple of ounces.

With every generation they douche up something.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I told a guy on FB with neck tatts that he was a pussy trying to look tough.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

kind of reminds me of Manson, in case anyone forgets what a shit he was, he has a face tatoo to remind the parole board.

With every generation they douche up something.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I told a guy on FB with neck tatts that he was a pussy trying to look tough.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

bet he didn't have a sense of humor.

What happens if you shoot them out of the sky while they are being raptured?

Snickers77 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Double points.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I like your answer better.

Dial my skype number, I dare you.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

So cooling

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

used to have a cat that would only sleep on paper, it could be the size of a post it note, but she had to have paper.

Anyone else wonder where they went?

RPardoe comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Am I the only one that sees the jesus fish (especially in the thumbnail) on the plate?

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

pretty much.

Just saw this one. Hope you approve. If you've seen it, enjoy it again.

nikkir comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Well what did the tuna do. I don't agree with tuna shaming they have every right to be loved also. ?

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Love your tuna, but don't get caught.

Can anyone see the pattern here?

silverotter11 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I need to stay outta the trump pinata group when I'm eating. This grouping made me want to barf.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

If nothing else, it will help with the diet.

My 26 pound 16 year old cat in his cat house.

missbizzylizzy comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Sorry ?? We lost our big tom cat 12 years ago and I still miss him. Share more photos of him when you feel like it.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

i haven't found any more of him, but I'm sure as I do this massive edit, I will find more. Sorry for your loss.

This is from 2015, so he is not getting better, We need to rid ourselves of this cancer on ...

Freedompath comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That is perfectly explained in that piece!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Freedompath I would blame the republican machine, the know nothing anti intellectuals and the Russian machine. All worked well together.

Well at least they washed it

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Vaginas. Vaginas eat carrots in showers

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Freespirit64 they are chilly unless you warm them first. lol

My 26 pound 16 year old cat in his cat house.

Sheannutt comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Sorry for your loss, he sure looked like a beautiful kitty.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

When he first showed up, he was just a bag of bones and I was afraid I was going to hurt him when I picked him up, he caught up fast and just kept growing. My ex demanded that he be an outside cat, but the first winter was rough, so she relented. He became an inside winter cat and an outside rest of the time cat.

Always trying to innovate

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Like that's gonna stay....

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

It's like how we know the world is not flat, if it was the cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now.

This is from 2015, so he is not getting better, We need to rid ourselves of this cancer on ...

Our_existence comments on Aug 31, 2018:

FUCK ASSHOLE tRUMP!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

that's too good for him.

Lunch anyone?

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

At least they are honest about what's on there! I read an article a while ago where some guy (I think at Wendys) got caught defecating in the chili. Luckily that location was no where near me! There chili is awesome (so is Runza's).

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

there are sick fucks everywhere, stay safe.

Lunch anyone?

Boogey comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I just had Pad Thai and I threw up a little

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

You could have had turkey and thrown up a lot

Lunch anyone?

BBeberstein comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Hold the mayo!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

too late

Anyone else feel this way after taco tuesday

Boogey comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Jabba the Hutt look a like

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

only when I sit around naked

Can anyone see the pattern here?

egyptrican comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Wow! I don’t know whether I should laugh or throw up! ??

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

yes.

Punsters. Good ones at that.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Don't they mean 4 nickels for #16?

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@matthew1954 I pair of dimes = $.20, 2 pair = $.40

Which one of these?

MissKathleen comments on Aug 31, 2018:

When I was younger, any of them. Now, no thanks.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

My scooter hasn't been on the street in 2 years, gonna have to get rid of it or start riding it again.

Damned right, we had it right, then someone told us we had to go to war.

mistymoon77 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

And the generations before us were bitching that the world was going to hell in a hand basket because of it.. but here we are stronger than ever!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

The earliest recorded bitcher about the younger generation was Plato, only because we have so little other recorded complaints prior.

Punsters. Good ones at that.

TheGreatShadow comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Don't they mean 4 nickels for #16?

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

"2" paradimes= 40 cents or 8 nickels

Damned right, we had it right, then someone told us we had to go to war.

Freespirit64 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Yep

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I'm heading back to my roots, down sizing, traveling, and meeting new people.

This is from 2015, so he is not getting better, We need to rid ourselves of this cancer on ...

Sydland comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I love her.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I found that in my FB feed in memories from 2015. So my opposition and enlightening is not new, And she is great.

This is from 2015, so he is not getting better, We need to rid ourselves of this cancer on ...

Freedompath comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That is perfectly explained in that piece!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Why if so many people had it right, did he succeed?

This is from 2015, so he is not getting better, We need to rid ourselves of this cancer on ...

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Guess he's not used to women with genuine abilities and minds of their own....

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

There's a reason he shops overseas for his wives

More Yellowstone pictures from a previous trip. The videos of these were in my computer crash loss.

Angelamelek comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Wonderful photography

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Thank you, I try.

Damned right, we had it right, then someone told us we had to go to war.

onlyif comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Would have been nice, if it would have worked. :(

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Well, I still don't wear a bra.

Please help with this one.

Tomfoolery33 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Umm...let me see...

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

you can do better than that!

Friday!!!! ??

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Have a great weekend, make it back safe if you go anywhere.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Sheannutt I lived in Spokane for 5 years, so I'm familiar with Grant's Pass. I was referring to the hot springs and mountain trails near there. The coast really does suck in the winter.

Damned right, we had it right, then someone told us we had to go to war.

KKGator comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Some of us still live like that.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Yes, yes we do.

Well at least they washed it

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Vaginas. Vaginas eat carrots in showers

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

The way you can tell if one is happy to see you is when you touch it it feels like you're trying to feed a horse.

All of the above.

TheDoubter comments on Aug 31, 2018:

that's our boy

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

time to send him to the showers.

All of the above.

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 31, 2018:

So there! See? We're not at all "one way'' about it. Many options. Pick one, please....although you could combine them all, if you wish.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

can'tt happen soon enough

Had to take a shot at the bitch and his staff.

tioteo comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I like both, but especially the last.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

nothing like be home schooled by an idiot.

Had to take a shot at the bitch and his staff.

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Great posts, thanks!!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

you're very welcome.

Can anyone see the pattern here?

steve148 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Love it

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

me too

Can anyone see the pattern here?

chalupacabre comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Now, come on! Schultzy was a lovable character! There's no need to denigrate him like that! The curly pit tail was a nice touch. ;-)

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I felt kind of bad about the Shultz one, and just noticed the pigtail

Can anyone see the pattern here?

KKGator comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

glad to be of service.

Friday!!!! ??

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Have a great weekend, make it back safe if you go anywhere.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Sheannutt You've got so much close to you, that's what I miss about the PNW. But the costs and winters I can live without.

More Yellowstone pictures from a previous trip. The videos of these were in my computer crash loss.

Snickers77 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Never been but would love to go there.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I believe that if you are only going to one natural National Park, make it Yellowstone. If you've already visited one other, add it to your list.

More Yellowstone pictures from a previous trip. The videos of these were in my computer crash loss.

Lincoln55 comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Looks like a great trip.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

My favorite destination, I've been15 times so far and plan on another trip next year,

Bruce is more fun to pick on now that he is a celebrity.

ArdentAtheist comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You have to be careful with your sense of humor in Texas.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Bruce was always pretty sensitive, now that he's a woman, all bets are off.

Mawnin sumbitches!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Says the woman that lives in a near paradise.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Boogey 330 days of sunshine, near the ocean, not too far from Vegas, not too far from scenic wonders, yeah.

Reason most people don't take camping vacations.

scurry comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Just think how mad you would need to be to first go to all the trouble involved in catching the squirrell, then manage to make that squirrel weapon-worthy... immobilize "husband" then stab with weapons-grade squirrel. This is no small task, a lot of thought an effort must have been put into this ...

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

camping brings out the engineer in all of us.

Bitches be like...

Umbral comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Funny, every women in my life would kick me in the nuts if I tried this. Hard.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

same here.

Jackson WY town square, moose, devils tower, swan, Mt Rushmore this was a busy 2 days.

Leutrelle comments on Aug 31, 2018:

All of these are great photos. I like Mt. Rushmore the best Only because I was there about thirty years ago, and I still am amazed at that monolithic sculpture.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Leutrelle No they maintain a rigorous maintenance program, but they have filled out the avenue of Flags, educational areas and parking garage. When I first went in 68, there was an observation deck and that was about it.

Jackson WY town square, moose, devils tower, swan, Mt Rushmore this was a busy 2 days.

Leutrelle comments on Aug 31, 2018:

All of these are great photos. I like Mt. Rushmore the best Only because I was there about thirty years ago, and I still am amazed at that monolithic sculpture.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

This was my third trip over the last 50 years, each time there have been substantial changes.

A little something to get everyone ready to vote.

shockwaverider comments on Aug 31, 2018:

The second one is awesome.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

I know, they are going nuts trying to figure out who they are supposed to love/hate anymore

A little something to get everyone ready to vote.

KKGator comments on Aug 31, 2018:

And yet they STILL can't figure out that they've been punked by this guy? What in the actual fuck?

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

all I can say is they must have been home schooled by Betsy Devos

sr-71 static display, B-52 landing, and an overgrown water lizard

Leutrelle comments on Aug 30, 2018:

What amazing plane the B52 is, and was:)

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@Wrytyr we lost a couple, but the NV put the fires out.

Had to take a shot at the bitch and his staff.

PontifexMarximus comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Good shot!

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

where did you find the gun? and thank you.

ba dum tissss (groan)

onlyif comments on Aug 30, 2018:

So dumb it's funny..lol

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

@onlyif BFD, it still looks good.

They're not imperfections, they're experience marks.

nikkir comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Thank you. Always was self conscious of mine.

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Everybody has imperfections, look at them and be proud.

ba dum tissss (groan)

onlyif comments on Aug 30, 2018:

So dumb it's funny..lol

glennlab replies on Aug 31, 2018:

Like your new pic.

A word of advice...

Sheannutt comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I'm staying home.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@Sheannutt We were almost on the same road at the same time, lol

Jackson WY town square, moose, devils tower, swan, Mt Rushmore this was a busy 2 days.

Lincoln55 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Nice shots

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

thank you.

A word of advice...

Sheannutt comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I'm staying home.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@Sheannutt I made the mistake last 4th of July of not realizing that it started June 28 and continued through July 8. I made a trip to the casino ans stayed in a traffic jam from Dallas to Shreveport and back. 190 miles each way.

A word of advice...

Sheannutt comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I'm staying home.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

I've had a rule that I try not to travel on any holiday weekend if I can avoid it. The normal drivers are bad enough, the families that want to hurry up and get there are atrocious.

OK young uns get with it.

KKGator comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Facts!!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@KKGator that part goes without saying.

OK young uns get with it.

KKGator comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Facts!!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

If I knew then what I know now, I would have had so much more fun.

And if you believe that, I've got some land to sell you.

Eirteacher comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I'm looking for some swamp land in Florida.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Got some that never floods and is right on the water.

Got to make sure you get the right number

Eirteacher comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Going to pass this on to one of my AA buddies.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

They really do need to learn to change a tire though.

Ya he keeps it tucked in his sock

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Got to agree

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@Boogey Thank you

Ya he keeps it tucked in his sock

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Got to agree

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@Boogey You would be the sharee, I on the other hand have one to share.

sr-71 static display, B-52 landing, and an overgrown water lizard

gigihein comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Cool gator

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@gigihein In our spring rains, huge mats would break loose that we referred to as alligator islands, because of the number of times people would go out to fish around them and discover alligators on them.

sr-71 static display, B-52 landing, and an overgrown water lizard

gigihein comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Cool gator

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@gigihein I grew up in SW La, and even when they were endangered, you gave them a very wide berth. We had a 14 foot one walking down our street one time and you should have seen the ruckus.

Ok can we give these 2 some privacy?

GuyKeith comments on Aug 30, 2018:

That is just too perfect to be real. I'm calling photoshop.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

considering they appear to be two different types of peaches, I think you're right

Sometimes you have to use a little restraint.

Boogey comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Awe you're a bad boy,I like that???

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

next time I'll do it hwere she can see it. lol

sr-71 static display, B-52 landing, and an overgrown water lizard

gigihein comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Cool gator

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

I couldn't spell alligator in a way that looked right, hence the lizard reference. There were 4 of them and several large turtles in the enclosure. No way am I getting that close to a gator in the wild.

Red neck national bird

Boogey comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Oh no and he looks like a flightless manhawk the raptor!

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

Feathers are really short and stubby.

sr-71 static display, B-52 landing, and an overgrown water lizard

Leutrelle comments on Aug 30, 2018:

What amazing plane the B52 is, and was:)

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

I was assigned to a B-52 /KC135 wing for 5 years at the time I was younger than our oldest aircraft. Today, there is no one that works or flys the aircraft that are older than the birds they are flying. But it is still a multi-tasked aircraft.

I'm not crazy, and neither am I.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Then shut up!!

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

lol

He got that one on you

Captnron59 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Jokes on you!! I don't have a GF!!

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

works better than my response.

Mostly new ones, but a few old ones to keep it interesting

silverotter11 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

That last one is hyterical.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

thank you

Cheating! I am not sure I grasp all of this.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Cheating is what the couple agree is cheating, and it will be different for each relationship, our comfort levels will change as the relationship matures,

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@zorialoki in every relationship all of you set the standards that you will adhere to. Cheating is what each of you decides what cheating is. No one outside your relationship has any right to determine what that is. To look for validation is just wrong.i have had poly relationships and monogamist relationships each had their own rules that were fluid.

Watch what your t shirt says.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 30, 2018:

But you are gay if you would contemplate it.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

But I'm not gay and neither is the guy sucking my dick

Real go getter.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Girl's got talent and knows how to get a head.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@Captnron59 I stand corrected.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

No need to Kill, they are free for the taking.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@onlyif The interesting part is that the underlying photograph might be copyrighted, but normally is not. But the question as to whether the picture loses its copyright protection once someone has incorporated it into a joke has never been answered in the courts. It would take someone with a very valuable photo to make that case worth pursuing.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

No need to Kill, they are free for the taking.

glennlab replies on Aug 30, 2018:

@onlyif Jokes like recipes cannot be copyrighted. So no, they would not have to be original, but they would be worthless except to another collector.

That'll teach him

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Run over that fat fuck!

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@Boogey That's it, don't you feel better now?

Cheating! I am not sure I grasp all of this.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Cheating is what the couple agree is cheating, and it will be different for each relationship, our comfort levels will change as the relationship matures,

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@zorialoki If you don't think it's OK, don't do it. If you feel the need to ask permission, don't do it. Ask for permission later when it is not imminent.

My beliefs in a nutshell.

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I like that multi colored one

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@Boogey Well I'm planning on being in Vegas in October.

After taco tuesday

Umbral comments on Aug 29, 2018:

You better watch where you put your hands too.

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

And always wash your hands after preparing it before rubbing your eyes or one out.

After taco tuesday

zorialoki comments on Aug 29, 2018:

If you consider Taco Bell mild sauce Mejican food you have no fucking idea

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

You know Taco bell is no more Mexican food than Chung King is Asian food.

Got a few of these.

KKGator comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I bet he needs new pants.

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

don't you know it.

We all try to be polite

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

She's a real sweetie

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

I modeled my driving style after her.

Another study in times changing.

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

No comparison

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

actually, it's a direct comparison lol.

My beliefs in a nutshell.

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I like that multi colored one

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

But I bet you won't have but 2, they're like 6 shots of liquor. But if you're drinking, I'll buy.

Anthropomorphising everything

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Detachable penis

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

Ultimate sex toy.

That'll teach him

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Run over that fat fuck!

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

come on don't hold back, tell us how you really feel about the cheeto in chief.

Reason most people don't take camping vacations.

Boogey comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Ok where's the logic here?

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@Boogey either freeze or dry, but the idea was to show how much frustration a camping trip can precipitate.

My beliefs in a nutshell.

Snickers77 comments on Aug 29, 2018:

I'll join you.

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

South Caribbean works for me.

Another study in times changing.

nikkir comments on Aug 29, 2018:

To this day I cannot understand the man bun. ?

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

me either.

Backyard photos, lotus, 2 different passion flowers

Leutrelle comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Crazy cool:)

glennlab replies on Aug 29, 2018:

@Leutrelle I was sure I had seen you post pictures.