Thanks to @RavenCT...

coralisthree comments on Oct 22, 2018:

i posted this about 2 weeks ago

glennlab replies on Oct 22, 2018:

I got about a thousand memes they've recycled, need to borrow some?

Ever notice how right before an election some folks seem to get a little bit touchier? ouch!

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Some do seem to be a little cranky.

glennlab replies on Oct 22, 2018:

@Leafhead these people are an American cancer

Ever notice how right before an election some folks seem to get a little bit touchier? ouch!

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

When you believe you are wrong, you get defensive, the only thing I can figure out.

glennlab replies on Oct 22, 2018:

@ProudMary gotta agree with you.

Lay off the Vegetales

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, scary movie from the 70s

glennlab replies on Oct 22, 2018:

@phxbillcee The absolute worst dialogue, and attack on an entire genre of film. If that is not scary, I don't know what is.

Ever notice how right before an election some folks seem to get a little bit touchier? ouch!

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

When you believe you are wrong, you get defensive, the only thing I can figure out.

glennlab replies on Oct 22, 2018:

@SukiSue That was my second choice, but it would have to be perceived self interest, since many of the people vote against their own self interest in a false belief that sometime in the future it could be their self interest, ie, they're not poor, they are just temporarily inconvenienced billionaires.

Again, phrasing...

KKGator comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Ahh, the lost art of proofreading. I remember that people used to have actual jobs performing that task.

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

But the news organizations thought that the computer could solve all those problems. Remember telling my editor that spell check would only catch wrong spelling, not wrong words or proper grammar. He to this day believes that spell check would have saved a lot of wrong words being used.

Asking for a friend, who heard it from a friend...

Lutherzme comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Find the Rainbow Gatherings, then tune in, turn on and drop out.

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

been to them in the 70s

Here's my clever, cheap, comfortable Halloween costume.

Minta79 comments on Oct 21, 2018:

What is this video of which you speak?

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

@Minta79 Don't feel too bad, I had to learn the hard way too.

Woohoo! Level 8 here I come.

SeeCanU comments on Oct 21, 2018:

yehaa!... get a purple one!

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty I tried to get as diverse a crew as I could, a gay, a trans, me, and a native and that was all the crowd at the bar that night + plus the mixed race bi girl that took the pic.

Asking for a friend, who heard it from a friend...

coralisthree comments on Oct 21, 2018:

*my childhood*

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

I was the hippie in my childhood, the adults are still trying to make me join the establishment.

Here's my clever, cheap, comfortable Halloween costume.

Minta79 comments on Oct 21, 2018:

What is this video of which you speak?

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

@Minta79 She tried to warn you. My condolences.

Woohoo! Level 8 here I come.

coralisthree comments on Oct 21, 2018:

i've got about 3,400 left to level 8

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

go go coral

Woohoo! Level 8 here I come.

SeeCanU comments on Oct 21, 2018:

yehaa!... get a purple one!

glennlab replies on Oct 21, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty I got a purple

Gramps and Alzheimer's.

Boogey comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I must say Grandpa's fingers are well hung

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

and oddly shaped

New bill of rights.

btroje comments on Oct 20, 2018:

sequentially or simultaneous

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Your call, your reward.

Somebody wants your number

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

nope, nope, no way, nope.

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty No, 8, but none of them are for me. Especially not 7

Ain't it the truth

Diogenes comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Trudeau shoud be arrested fo getting all the kids on the gateway drug---- the SOB. NOT funny!

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Number one gateway drug, alcohol, number 2, Tobacco. Both have been legal longer than most of us have been alive.

Name a band or singer (several even!) that everyone else seems to like but you.

CaroleKay comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Eagles, Coldplay, Beatles, Bob Marley...

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

def, coldplay and Bob Marley

Most Bullied Huh?

LucyLoohoo comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Poor Melania....she HAS to say this garbage, people. Knowing her husband as we do....imagine the threats he uses against her if she doesn't do as she's told?

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

She is getting well compensated, a former soft porn model living the life of Riley and doesn't even have to sleep in te same state at the old orange mushroom.

Probably belongs on Baby Boomers, but what the heck

phxbillcee comments on Oct 20, 2018:

As do I, along with Petty, Prince & many, many others!

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@phxbillcee beats the alternative

Just saying

dartagnan6666 comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Can we substitute waffles?

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Don't see why not.

Just saying

Cabsmom comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I don't need pancakes.

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Let's see what we can work out then lol

it's exactly what's happening

Our_existence comments on Oct 20, 2018:

RepubliTHUGS are a criminal organization

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@seattlepanda With stolen and misapplied votes. by gerrymandering, voter purges, voter disenfranchisement, or outright fraud.

Lathering up at 8500 feet

TheDoubter comments on Oct 20, 2018:

sun is hot up there

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Red head here, I am really aware. Burn in minutes,

Lathering up at 8500 feet

Bobbyzen comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Nice scenery! The trees are lovely, too ?

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Patio on the hotel rooftop

Lathering up at 8500 feet

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Hey! I like soapy pics! Where. Is. The. Lather!!!

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

sun screen on the belly

Just saying

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 20, 2018:

If they are serving pancakes in the morn... prison might be for you! lol

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

No prison sex

But mom...

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Dog's going, I got a real one bitch, same color.

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@zorialoki Red Rocket

Just saying

Duchess comments on Oct 20, 2018:

In which order......

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

yes

Probably belongs on Baby Boomers, but what the heck

phxbillcee comments on Oct 20, 2018:

As do I, along with Petty, Prince & many, many others!

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

We have watched too many die.

I would look at her the same way

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I got nothing since she is the most bullied woman on earth.

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@Condor5 She is being very well compensated for what she agreed to do, she is just as sleazy and despicable as he is. I have zero sympathy.

Just saying

phxbillcee comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Well, obviously not all of us!

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Said deserve, not going to get.

Just saying

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Icky pancakes.... ? rather have a ?

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Just double the sex.

I want this shirt!

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

That is a 10 for sure. Consider it stolen

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@coralisthree Thank you, if I can get it to work for a Transfer, I'll let you know.

One I took in August

zorialoki comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Great advertisement

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

We were shooting for her Yoga page, so we got a lot of "advertising " shots. lol

Just saying

Mofferatu comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I've just woken up and now I'm craving pancakes!

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

I woke up craving sex. So we can split the order.

Florida has decided to relocate due to our vulnerability for hurricanes.

Hathacat comments on Oct 20, 2018:

That's better?

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@Umbral I've driven all the way to Cold Lake, really is nothing between there and the North Pole lol

Florida has decided to relocate due to our vulnerability for hurricanes.

Hathacat comments on Oct 20, 2018:

That's better?

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

Not on your life, that might avoid the hurricanes, but the only thing between there and the north pole is a barbed wire fence.

We must be good for something

Captnron59 comments on Oct 20, 2018:

But without the male she gets no seed

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@zorialoki still need the male to get the pollen from

Looking to adopt

coralisthree comments on Oct 20, 2018:

not too long til i'll be one

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

You're still a kitten.

I just wasted 20 bucks on a Plenty of Fish month membership. It’s been 24 hours.

mikecagain comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Buyer's remorse already after one day?

glennlab replies on Oct 20, 2018:

@agnosticbuddhist Sorry for your loss.

I just can't get it! Gahhhhd!

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

you need that green stuff that looks like a leaf

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

Why would you put pot on a steak?

No relation to anything going on nowConservative have always been right. [outabouter.com]

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Any resemblance to our planet is unintentional and purely coincidental.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

You got that.

Ok all you naughty sexy people what are you doing this fine Friday night?

coralisthree comments on Oct 19, 2018:

i'm right here, with a beer

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

points

Trump in his support group

shockwaverider comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Where is the orange ball gag and dominatrix Ivanka?

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

Boys night out.

Who used to watch Popeye ???

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Olive Oil.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@GuyKeith I couldn't remember, but you are correct.

That's not good.

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

so, you're like dumb as a stick?

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@phxbillcee callem like I see em

What an asshole. [facebook.com]

Hathacat comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Someone wasn't ready to be weaned!

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

that's an understatement

Life is not a fairytale?

moonmaid comments on Oct 19, 2018:

And no Prince charming will return your shoe. So if you're going out drinking, wear shoes you don't mind losing.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

IT's not shoes you're supposed to be losing, it's panties.

Wheel of Fortune ???

Happyheretic comments on Oct 19, 2018:

My name is Rusty.....

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

so did you miss it?

Now you know one more reason to say the whole idea of "the flood" was hokum.

Cabsmom comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Yeah, that tripped me up when I read some apologetics about how incest was okay back then.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@Shouldbefishing but all of the offspring would be siblings

Ah the legacy of youth.

Umbral comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Oh man. Mine would have shit.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

glad mine died before I got all confessey.

Getting old is a bitch

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 19, 2018:

What the....

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

your day is coming, maybe not soon, but it is coming.

I think we have all felt this exzilleration

Sheannutt comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Yes it most definitely is and it is wonderful.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

you cat nut. lol

Me: You really need to get dressed and go to the grocery store.

GuyKeith comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Mike Royko, the great Chicago newspaper columnist, wrote an article about this years ago. You don't go to the grocery store until you're down to just melba toast and Crisco. I miss him. R.I.P. (1932-1997). How many remember?

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

It doesn't seem like it has been that long since he left us..

Please test, it doesn't appear to be working for me.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 19, 2018:

The spider sure doesn't bother me. I live in AZ & we've got some beauts! Not Australia crazy, maybe, but still...

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

I saw a couple of those crossing the highway on my way through AZ recently, wasn't about to stop to look at them.

I did not gain any weight

mistymoon77 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Needs a serious trim job.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

I thought the same thing, but didn't want to lead with it.

Please test, it doesn't appear to be working for me.

Hathacat comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Probably made for phones?

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

nope, made for frustation

Benefits to dating older women.

Kojaksmom comments on Oct 19, 2018:

They may be through with breeding ,but they probably have a brood of screaming grandchildren that they love to take care of. Kids ruin your entire life.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

Reason you need Vaseline for sex. Smear it all over the doorknob and use ear plugs

Please test, it doesn't appear to be working for me.

Lilac-JadeCanada comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I don't have touch screen.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

me either, but it's not touch sensitive.

But it's usually the ones you don't want to see

phxbillcee comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Be prepared...

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

no, no, no,no

Love the way these pumpkins are done. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Tons of work

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@Sheannutt I was thinking the same thing.

Been saying this since August.

AncientNight comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I remember when I was working in a mall on Long Island, the holidays were distinctly separated. After Labor Day, they decorated for Autumn and added the Halloween decorations the first week of October. On November 1st, the mall was decorated for Thanksgiving. The day after that, they decorated for ...

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

I wish they waited until September around here. I saw the first yard decorations in stores in mid August.

Training is the answer.

Captnron59 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Was that all? No meme?

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

the meme is missing, it was there last night

Let's hope he sets the bomb off in fright

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Self destructing behavior... Like little Donny

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@TheGreatShadow call the county voter registrar, they should be able to give you the correct info.

Close call!

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 19, 2018:

Baby so cute, didn't even read caption lol

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

You've got future mommy syndrome. lol

with ikea's allen key i might have avoided the drama.

Pralina1 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I PROMISS u , this is exactly how Mr Marcello sleeps some times guys , and I am jealous . I don't bend like that.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

@Pralina1 Love it

with ikea's allen key i might have avoided the drama.

Pralina1 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

I PROMISS u , this is exactly how Mr Marcello sleeps some times guys , and I am jealous . I don't bend like that.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

It's hell getting old. lol

Here is some helpful advice!

SukiSue comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Lol... I'm going to do this! Yes I am! ?

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

I'll volunteer to help.

Don't you just love when your joke is a hit.

Snickers77 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

It fell on dead ears.

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

you got that right.

Training is the answer.

Snickers77 comments on Oct 19, 2018:

If that doesn't work, there's always mouth to ---

glennlab replies on Oct 19, 2018:

gonna try that next

From my married days.

Boogey comments on Oct 18, 2018:

What no wake up sex?

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@Boogey I was never a morning person, and no it was never like that.

This looks like Target

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Don't bend over with out bracing yourself.

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@Boogey I try not to watch anything with the Italian Stallion in it.

We are looking for instructions.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Start in either direction, then abruptly switch. That gets it roiled up good!

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

gotcha

This looks like Target

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Don't bend over with out bracing yourself.

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@Boogey OW!

what's good for Kavanaugh is good for the prince

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

At least it was within the time frame where normal people might keep a calendar. lol

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@Boogey He had Trumps permission before it occurred, one more crime for the asshat.

From my married days.

Boogey comments on Oct 18, 2018:

What no wake up sex?

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

Hallway sex. You know where you pass each other in the hallway and each of you go "Fuck you"

Got to call them like you see them

phxbillcee comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I hope he's got good health insurance!

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

dead man walking.

pretty sure This has been done, but WTF it can't be said enough.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 18, 2018:

P.S. As your Drumpf despising moderator, I will NEVER complain about anything posted numerous times. I believe GMTA, and I am 100% positive no one ever sees all the posts. To someone it is bound to be new. The more the merrier, bring it on again and again!

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

thanks for your input

pretty sure This has been done, but WTF it can't be said enough.

HippieChick58 comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Shared that to FB.

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

That's were I stole it from

How to you handle being single in a partnered world?

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

I just roll with it. I invite people to go with me, if they don't want to go, I go alone. I am such an extrovert that no matter where I go I will find people to interact with. Sometimes it sucks to be alone, but I've found it is better to be alone than with someone that is not a good fit. I try ...

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@UUNJ I've found that I find out more about a person in a week trip, than I can in a year of dating. i have one friend that I learned the hard way, camping I could not ask for a better travel buddy, Hotels, not just no but hell no.

Steroid effect

Boogey comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Take the stupid hat off and we'll draw our own conclusions

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

look at the shadow lol

Ive been finding little caterpillars gnawing at my buds, does anyone else have this problem?

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Dilute soap in a spay bottle has worked for me. or pick them off by hand and squash them leaving the carcases at the base of the plant if your crop is small enough.

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@gater you're welcome

Ive been finding little caterpillars gnawing at my buds, does anyone else have this problem?

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Dilute soap in a spay bottle has worked for me. or pick them off by hand and squash them leaving the carcases at the base of the plant if your crop is small enough.

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@gater It is a slow process, because what it does is take the outer layer of protection off the bug and they are subject to infection, It will help to squash a few so that the infection bacteria are in the neighborhood.

Ive been finding little caterpillars gnawing at my buds, does anyone else have this problem?

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Dilute soap in a spay bottle has worked for me. or pick them off by hand and squash them leaving the carcases at the base of the plant if your crop is small enough.

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@gater No, it may reduce some of the resin on the bud at the time of spraying, but that's it

Well he's already started

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

He started with Texas this week, Arkansas and Louisiana next week. Stay tuned,

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

@Captnron59 I'm always amazed that in places that don't get rain the people bitch about how areas that do don't drain. So I can imagine what Abilene is going through.

pretty sure This has been done, but WTF it can't be said enough.

ShuMei2018 comments on Oct 18, 2018:

It's a great birth control method too.

glennlab replies on Oct 18, 2018:

If that dowesn't dry up the old va jay jay, nothing will

Fuck yeah! you can make more money on memes than you can on shrimp

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Where's my damn money?

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Boogey got em

Well he's already started

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

He started with Texas this week, Arkansas and Louisiana next week. Stay tuned,

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Boogey Going to go to Shreveport next week, and that is on the Red River, which is downstream from a lot of this rain, so it could be fun.

Well he's already started

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

He started with Texas this week, Arkansas and Louisiana next week. Stay tuned,

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Boogey butt load of water, small jungle, but downtown would be under 100 feet of water before we flood at the top of the hill. There are a few intersections I have to avoid when it get bad, but overall we drain really fast.

Dick the other day and it was a pleasure meeting you and your family are doing well in public

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I got like 15 "h"s

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Captnron59 keyboard doesn't like to be hit on.

When is the last time you had some of these?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

never

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@HippieChick58 You were up in the civilized portion, I was 20 miles from the gulf as the crow flies or 80 by the roads. The area was still bilingual with segregation by both race and language, so four way.

When is the last time you had some of these?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

never

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@HippieChick58 I never remember even seeing them, but I was in a backwater in SW La.

I live on the edge of town on a 1/4 acre wooded lot.

Hathacat comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Wow, I think you are right. Amazing that a predator hasn't taken it down by now. Good luck to you, deer!

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@creative51 almost a symbiotic relationship vs a competition, while both eat them, the squirrels will bury about 90% of the ones they gather, the squirrel recovery ratio is around 10 % of what they bury, some of the older deer will learn that they can dig the buried acorns, when the ground freezes the squirrels will use the deer diggings to reach their acorns more easily.

Is it just me ????

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

It wasn't homogenized so the fat globules were larger and had more taste. You can tell the difference today with American cream and Mexican cream, the US cream is homogenized and pours like milk, the Mexican cream with the same amount of milk fat has to be spooned out. Mexican cream has much more...

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Sheannutt Plastic leaves a taste in the milk that absolutely drives some people bonkers. I have cousin that only drinks it out of glass or wax paper containers.

Pot is legal in Canada bitches!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And they won't let me go back..

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@nikkir I can only imagine, Back then the aquarium in Stanley Park had the only Beluga whales in captivity, the artist lined the sidewalks. I loved the wide streets and friendly people. I had a heart attack when I jumped into the pool in July and it still felt like winter.

I sure do remember this, anyone else?

Sticks48 comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Unfortunately I do. You keep posting things that remind me how FUCKING OLD I AM! ? Some great memories too. ?

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Sheannutt Hard to imagine you're 2 years YOUNGER than me.

Is it just me ????

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

It wasn't homogenized so the fat globules were larger and had more taste. You can tell the difference today with American cream and Mexican cream, the US cream is homogenized and pours like milk, the Mexican cream with the same amount of milk fat has to be spooned out. Mexican cream has much more...

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Hathacat It wasn't raw, it was pasteurized, but not homogenized. Homogenization allowed a longer shelf life, but like with most things that have longer shelf life (Twinkies) the taste was severely reduced.

not surprising [patheos.com]

Hathacat comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I heard people on here talking about dating sites that did all this stuff. Wonder if it is the same guy/owner.

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

Almost all the sites are owned by one or two companies now. So quite probably.

Pot is legal in Canada bitches!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And they won't let me go back..

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@nikkir Next summer on my northern travels, I may make a run at the border to see if they are as compassionate as I hope. I haven't been to Vancouver since 96 and Cold Lake since 79.