Then and now... Thoughts?

Snickers77 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Both parties are far to the right from the Republican party of Eisenhower.

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

@mcgeo52 The Clintons were a symptom rather than a cause of the party's slide to the right.

Long story short: got into a brief online scuffle with someone who I believe to be a Trump ...

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Contact the cyber crimes division of the FBI, it is a federal crime to make threats like this. https://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

@agnosticbuddhist sometimes it's a harmless threat, sometimes it is the tip of an iceberg. Let the pros decide. I have seen them put the fear of god into fledgling hackers and catch some pretty viscous dudes due to an innocuous tip.

Lifelong ambitions anyone?

educatedredneck comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Good to have a plan

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

I do my best

Another reason for manscaping

KKGator comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Nothing a good soak in a vat of Nair wouldn't cure.

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

THAT would hurt.

Treason comes to mind

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I keep wondering, though....does he realize he's a dupe? Or does he honestly think that HE is as smart as Putin? Because, if so....he's making one huge mistake! Putin could wipe up the street with lil' donnie bone spurs.

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

The fact that he did everything but drop on his knees and give him head in public tells me that he knows he's Putin's bitch,

Long story short: got into a brief online scuffle with someone who I believe to be a Trump ...

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Contact the cyber crimes division of the FBI, it is a federal crime to make threats like this. https://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

@agnosticbuddhist it is not filing charges, it is going on record, the FBI looks at most of the cases it receives and reacts when they feel it warrants it. The simple act of threatening to get into you accounts can be a federal crime, if he actually got in, then it is. If you store any of your banking data on your devices, that could be at risk.

Treason comes to mind

TheDoubter comments on Aug 18, 2018:

he jumps like putin's puppet

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

got to be uncomfortable with Putin's hand up his ass, or did you mean like sting puppets?

Always remember that someone had to do most things BEFORE a warning is placed on a product

Captnron59 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Ouch...

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

If it's hot enough to scorch hair, I'd hate to think what it would do internally.

If he really wants the parade...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Or...

glennlab replies on Aug 18, 2018:

@mcgeo52 as long as he plans a lunch at Market Center and tours in an open convertible, I'm good to go.

I'm always too literal.

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Wrong group post...I would have shoved my cock down her throat!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I've used a lot of food items in the bedroom, most to my regret, not to mention the some of the more fun moments cleaning up afterward

Evil kitty

KKGator comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Looks can be deceiving.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@KKGator traditions that are goofy are neat.

Evil kitty

KKGator comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Looks can be deceiving.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

you bet

Got to find a new place to shop

SkotlandSkye comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't molest the innocent fruit!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

But it seduced me

Someone has a dirty mind

SkotlandSkye comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Hahahaha Fonts and Graphic Designs Matter!!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

no kidding

..........

Snickers77 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Wait till they try and consummate the relationship.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@Snickers77 We always referred to Montana, where all the men are men and all the sheep are nervous.

..........

Snickers77 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Wait till they try and consummate the relationship.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@Snickers77 Never tried. Wouldn't be speaking from experience would you? lol

See who is casting stones

JK666 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

How can anyone actually watch Fox News?

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't know, won't watch it.

It is so hard to keep up with the lies, at least Nixon stayed the course.

JK666 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

He doesn't have truth in him.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I have only known 2 other pathological liars, and he is far worse that either of them since requires those around them to lie as well

open it and you get what you deserve

Snickers77 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

What if they remove the image magnifier?

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

not a problem, the rest is enough to make anyone regret looking,

Only the best people!

steve148 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Listen 45 is just scum. He is the swamp. He lacks integrity and he should be in prision

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@camne The slime would contaminate the rest of the pit.

I want to have a cup of coffee With someone that can look at me And talk to me Without taking out...

pepperjones comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I have a cell phone... I don't take it out if I'm having a conversation with someone I like because I love to engage. Some people don't live like that, Thank them for their time and move on :)

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I did not get a cell phone until i retired, I was at my regular bar, my scooter wouldn't start and there was a new bartender that didn't know where the regular's phone #s were. Left the scooter inside, walked a mile and a half home, got a cell the next day.

..........

Snickers77 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Wait till they try and consummate the relationship.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

As lng as the parts fit, should be OK

Best laid plans...

Snickers77 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Start planning the divorce now and you're ahead of the game.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

And give away half your money and burn half your stuff

I want to have a cup of coffee With someone that can look at me And talk to me Without taking out...

Sheannutt comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I love that free feeling having coffee with somebody without a phone attached to them.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I can't stand when someone invites you out for coffee or drinks, then spends half the time on their phone.

Would you walk across the street, yes or no?

NicoleCadmium comments on Aug 17, 2018:

The only issue most people have with nudity is perception of motive. They can typically handle people being naked, as long as it's clear they're not getting some kind of sexual thrill out of exposing themselves. If there's a possibility that this is what's going on, then the observer often feels ...

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

That's the reason I have a wall blocking the view into my hot tub.

The most precious gift. ❤

Carin comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Do we have to put down our phones???

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

YES Yes YES

Question: If you are dating someone, even if it is new and the man goes to the woman's house, should...

VertLyfe comments on Aug 17, 2018:

My toilet lids are kept down because I don't want my pets drinking out of it. If someone uses the toilets, I would like them to closer the lid not just put the seat down.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

saves having to put down an extra water bowl lol

Question: If you are dating someone, even if it is new and the man goes to the woman's house, should...

mtnhome comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Guys find it hard to believe anyone pees without a light on. We can't do that. That being said, I ALWAYS close it all the way to keep my 3 big dogs from using it as a water bowl. ;-)

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

I leave it open for the same reason

All bars should have this ATM.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Where was this when I needed it.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@tnorman1236 been wanting to develop an app for the phone that won't let you drunk text.

Only the best people!

steve148 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Listen 45 is just scum. He is the swamp. He lacks integrity and he should be in prision

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't hold back, let us know how you really feel.

A cartoon that hits the nail right on the head

silverotter11 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

The media are ratings whores so what sells is what aires at least here in the U.S. There is unbiased news and with internet access you can find the facts.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

Try the BBC or Canadian nation news network

Reject Tyranny. Speak out against Trump and get ready for lots more dominos to fall...

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Mueller will be prevented by law from releasing any indictments for two months before the election. Expect plenty to come down between now and September 5th.

glennlab replies on Aug 17, 2018:

@shockwaverider It's nice to see informed discussion

Fill in the blank ????

towkneed comments on Aug 16, 2018:

The tape of Trump's inauguration

glennlab replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@Sheannutt It was a short with no plot or cohesion

Now that's a horror movie, ???

Snickers77 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Which came first?

glennlab replies on Aug 16, 2018:

the rooster

39-years ago this movie exploded into theaters. [facebook.com]

Sheannutt comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Wow that's been a while back I never seen it but I'm not into war films.

glennlab replies on Aug 16, 2018:

Never seen it either, but it was quite impactful.

Children, who needs em?

Carin comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Cute baby!

glennlab replies on Aug 16, 2018:

as long as it's not laughing in my house, I'm done with that, normally a smile like that is followed with a stink bomb

Blood rite.

Carin comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Does vegans' blood count as vegan?

glennlab replies on Aug 16, 2018:

@onlyif I would say yes by proxy.

Lol.......

Science-guy comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Ok. I don’t get it. Can someone help me? Lol

glennlab replies on Aug 16, 2018:

whinny little bitches, I think is the point.

Apres Trump, the deluge!

DenoPenno comments on Aug 15, 2018:

I think Trump uses Pence to protect himself. Trump knew some of us would read up on Pence before deciding on impeachment.

glennlab replies on Aug 15, 2018:

Don't forget, Nixon chose Agnew for the same reason, guess what?

Ill just leave this here..

fauxname11 comments on Aug 14, 2018:

Can we neuter him?

glennlab replies on Aug 14, 2018:

@AdorkableMe I would say circucise, or just cut the head off.

Never lost my phone, and not afraid to let someone hack it.

EricTrommater comments on Aug 13, 2018:

My eyes!

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2018:

serves you right for looking

Green cross....a veterinarian?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I thought green cross was pot dispensary

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2018:

actually that makes the sign make much more sense.

Listen to Bette.

KKGator comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Interestingly enough, ALL those things were espoused by the republicans of Bette's day. Actually, when I was a kid, too.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Ike was the last elected Republican to espouse those values, Since then it has been the party of hate. The southern strategy, the war on drugs, the moral majority all were birthed by the Republican party.

Is this true? Manipulative bastards

LEPeff comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I had a cat that would cry like a baby when ever she was in a car.

glennlab replies on Aug 13, 2018:

Mine did the same in the burlap sack. (relax it's only a hypothetical cat)

Supreme Court Choice

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I think you can just follow the money.

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@KKGator part of me wants him to hurry up and the other part wants him to get it right, fast or correct, pick one.

Warm up those printers and get ready for a road trip.

Snickers77 comments on Aug 12, 2018:

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@HippieChick58 You're not the one we need to convince, you're already "saved".

I didn't know they were dishwasher safe.

Annitonn comments on Aug 12, 2018:

It’s on the package! .....a friend told me

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2018:

@Annitonn They may now, and I'm glad they do, but the one I bought for my ex they just took out of the showcase and bagged it. lol

I didn't know they were dishwasher safe.

Annitonn comments on Aug 12, 2018:

It’s on the package! .....a friend told me

glennlab replies on Aug 12, 2018:

It's been so long since I bought one, I don't think they even had packages, they just put it in a bag. (1977)

Pence has got a new ride.

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 11, 2018:

And then, boys and girls, they smashed into a mountain, exploded and were never seen again. (I can dream, can't I?)

glennlab replies on Aug 11, 2018:

you go girl

Nice t-shirt!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Once again we have jokes about poor foreigners that don't read english being made fun of. What the hell it is funny even if she doesn't get it.

glennlab replies on Aug 11, 2018:

@TroyBarber64 didn't say she only spoke one language, said she probably didn't read English, she could speak over a thousand languages and still not speak English.

only happen once, but you'll always double check from then on.

AMGT comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Oh dear.

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

I really don't look good in a bikini. lol

In the future when then exhume Trumps grave

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Perfect! Thanks for posting!

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

you're welcome

Anyone got plans for the weekend, mine fell through?

mek7730 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I'm gonna go molest some ducks where I don't find this sign

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

I'll refrain from any aggie jokes

A Seattle artist painted this portrait.

KKGator comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Makes Stormy Daniels' story seem more plausible.

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

Probably worked from stormy;s photos and a magnifying glass

got to take advantage of timing

Carin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

You can never be too prepared.

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

Hard work never killed anybody, but I'm not going to take a chance

And if you're into tail, hold the cock.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

it's right here

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@sellinger just checked 1995-2014 this is it.

And if you're into tail, hold the cock.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

it's right here

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@sellinger don't know, but the guy who sent it to me normally finds humor in real shit.

Date night...

onlyif comments on Aug 10, 2018:

For those who don't know what this is about. The different colors of hair bands you wear on your wrist as a teen means what sex act you will do.

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

I thought they were so she wouldn't get hair in her mouth during BJ

I like this definition

Captnron59 comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Bubble bursting time....

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

Only on champagne Sunday brunch, cause those damn bubbles tickle.

We all age differently

Carin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

But I shouldn't!

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

But how many of us do?

And never forget it.

Carin comments on Aug 10, 2018:

A lot of drinkers on this site. A lot of coffee drinkers too.

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

I never drink, since I discovered the funnel

Wake UP! wAKE up!

Switchcraft comments on Aug 10, 2018:

They won't. It will take a catastrophe.

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

@sweetcharlotte having their spouse or workers deported and unable to return.

more space farce

KKGator comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I'm only going to support this nonsense if we get to launch 45 and his minions on a one-way trip to Alpha-Centauri.

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

prefer a trip to the sun so we could watch their demise.

Mother Mary Mikey P explains the Space Farce the only way he knows how,

camne comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Sad thing is, long term we do need a "space force" of some type... unless we want commercial interests to have free reign in space (i.e. Space X Mars projects, the for-profit asteroid mining, etc). But there's a difference between a civilian/international "space police", and what Trump is ...

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

The space ban treaty was signed by Kennedy-Kruschev, but Reagan sought to overturn it with his space based star wars program and now Trump was to farther violate its terms by a military presence in space. Salt 1 & 2 modified its terms.

So long and thanks for all the fish???

BohoHeathen comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I think I'll use that term now...leg havin ass land bitch...just has a ring to it lol

glennlab replies on Aug 10, 2018:

Without legs, how would I warm my shoulders?

Is it True or did you hear it on Fox News?

Omots comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Unfortunately, that is so true. I am not going to waste my breath and just vote.

glennlab replies on Aug 9, 2018:

We need to make sure that we vote and that all our like minded friends vote and send the bastards to the dust bin of history.

Not just for blow jobs anymore...

TheDoubter comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I just hope the Dems can become the majority in 2018. voting

glennlab replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@TheDoubter Dems have outvoted the repubs in the last several election, but due to gerrrymandering they were able to take and keep power.

just testing How tolerant or intolerant this site is. The picture is from Wikipedia: "labia"

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Vaginas are interesting, they come in all shapes, from the tiny little clam with an afro to the double stuffed Arbys, but they are all good. Except the ones that are sick, those you don't want until the doctor has finished and gives it as clean bill of health.

glennlab replies on Aug 9, 2018:

@Carin Now you're being a technical b. I have been called that many times myself, but you know what I meant.

I dfon't get this one

bleurowz comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Think carefully about the actors who were in *Titanic*...

glennlab replies on Aug 9, 2018:

Understatement is a gift.

relationship save

Carin comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I think I have a new fetish....

glennlab replies on Aug 9, 2018:

which one?

..............

Boogey comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Jesus christ! What happened to her vagina!

glennlab replies on Aug 8, 2018:

Now you know why C-sections are so popular.

Sumbitch is still at it!

Unforgiven1 comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Only one way to find out!

glennlab replies on Aug 6, 2018:

@Boogey let me show you, bwa ha ha ha

Little Donnie at the summit

BBeberstein comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Wonder where this is? Shows what a laughing stock we are to the rest of the world....

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Germany i believe to celebrate the NATO conference.

something delish

Partyhawk comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Hmmm...you need a breadfish first.

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Just grab a breadfruit

Little Donnie at the summit

shockwaverider comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Another one, not sure if it is the same parade...

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

I believe it is since they all seem to be themed the same.

Little Donnie at the summit

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Perfect!! Thanks for posting!

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

It's always good to bring a smile to other's faces.

Priorities are important

Captnron59 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Snuck right in there with the tp!!

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

actually have that one in my bathroom

You can never be too sure about someone's sexual prefences.

OldGoat43 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Using your brain is cool. Good joke, thanks, I needed a laugh.

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

Anytime, I aim to please.

I think he would've too

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Or he'd have grabbed an orphan and said it was his and he was all she had. Like in the sinking of the titanic. He is just a slut!

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

stop denigrating sluts.

always wonder what happened to those people.

Squirrel comments on Aug 4, 2018:

What does this meme look like with a man in it?

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

no room for one, but if you mean the picky asshole role, I think Mandalay Bay shooter fits the bill.

For all you women that think we have it easy

Carin comments on Aug 4, 2018:

No, you can hide a lot of it by growing a beard or mustache.

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

@Carin same here.

For all you women that think we have it easy

Carin comments on Aug 4, 2018:

No, you can hide a lot of it by growing a beard or mustache.

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

need more hair to cover it all up.

a little levity for Friday night

Krysia22 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I needed a good laugh today. Thank you.

glennlab replies on Aug 4, 2018:

glad to be of service

a little levity for Friday night

skye724 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Thank you for my first big laugh of the weekend!

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2018:

Always happy to be a ray of sunshine.

this may be too soon for some of you, so don't get your panties in a bunch

Carin comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Is she an actress as well?

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2018:

not really sure, do Barney (PBS) and Disney count? I don't believe she has done anything as an adult except sing and write.

no good deed goes unpunished.

KKGator comments on Aug 3, 2018:

That is a FALSE story. Plastic straws are being banned in many places because of environmental reasons. They have NOT been banned in Hollywood, CA. Including the New York Times banner doesn't guarantee the meme's veracity.

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2018:

@KKGator neither statement is true, they take advantage of the perception that Hollywood is populated by predators and that if someone invented a way to protect yourself, it would be quickly legislated against. Similar to the new birth control method invented by the severe tire damage spikes inventor. This is a meme group, not a news site.

no good deed goes unpunished.

KKGator comments on Aug 3, 2018:

That is a FALSE story. Plastic straws are being banned in many places because of environmental reasons. They have NOT been banned in Hollywood, CA. Including the New York Times banner doesn't guarantee the meme's veracity.

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2018:

don't you recognize sarcasm? Memes don't have to be true to be funny.

And you're paying for it.

dkp93 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Jesus christ, is that a real picture or is it photoshopped? He was never an attractive human, but he looks like the walking dead here.

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2018:

@of-the-mountain you are much too kind.

Asking for a friend

kmdskit3 comments on Aug 3, 2018:

WTF?!? This has to be fake. No one can be that stupid...?

glennlab replies on Aug 3, 2018:

Of course it's fake, it was sarcasm.

When someone tells me I can’t do something...

JSchaper comments on Jul 31, 2018:

You can insert a rose with thorns and they will absolutely have a “come to Jesus” moment.

glennlab replies on Aug 2, 2018:

It's when you take it out that they yell OF GOD

Scare the shit outa him!

KKGator comments on Aug 1, 2018:

That's awesome!

glennlab replies on Aug 2, 2018:

Dallas and Ft Worth are so over crowded that they offer free from time to time.

Who says sex is dead?

AlasBabylon comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Hilarious :) No way they weren't thinking of how that looks :) I have to wonder if this was even real. "Come inside" :) lol

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2018:

you know they did, that is one of the busiest intersections in Vegas, you don't pay what I'm sure they had to without a lot of cussing and discussing. Dante's was across the street before it was torn down.

This....LOL

Snickers77 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

You can start here.

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2018:

I'll buy the ammo lol

The only acceptable dick pic, and then only if it's solicited

mcgeo52 comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Yeah, this one is probably not appropriate for mixed company.

glennlab replies on Jul 30, 2018:

Hail Satan. No truth to the rumor that Cheney will be the first artificial heart donor.

There is always that one friend

phxbillcee comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Should be interesting! You know the cat will retaliate, tho, don't you?

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2018:

Yeah but it will be funny as hell when it happens.

We all have admit when it is time.

KKGator comments on Jul 29, 2018:

I'd be happy with someone just to do the yard work. I don't mind doing any of the other stuff.

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2018:

you're hired

And the men

KKGator comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Real women fuck up, too. We're like people that way.

glennlab replies on Jul 29, 2018:

next one in the series addresses that

Finally! High school calculus pays off.

phxbillcee comments on Jul 28, 2018:

45, but go ahead & do that equation as you're going by at 60!

glennlab replies on Jul 28, 2018:

@Snickers77 45 is a figment of your very fucked imagination. Please turn off the nightmare.

What should you never try in life?

Txgrl4evr comments on May 17, 2018:

Frying bacon naked.

glennlab replies on Jul 26, 2018:

done it, definitely glad I had an apron handy.

We have already entered.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Who would have thought " Idioacrcy "was a documentary.

glennlab replies on Jul 26, 2018:

@Snickers77 sequel