Hello everyone, I'm new to this group. Hope you have a great friday.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

welcome

Its going to be a mistake

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

nailed it.

Please listen to the man!

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

great comback

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀 (LMAO...These are unusually funny...) 😂

glennlab comments on May 15, 2020:

ewe! lol

Picked up a little mulch for the yard...

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Done that many times, that second bucket full is always much bigger than you remembered from last time.

Our dinner is 4 minutes late.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Well stop posting and feed the underfed panthers.

Shit my son says.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Since I retired, my clock has been all screwed up, unless I have plans or am traveling, I go to bed when I get tired and get up when I'm not anymore. I've always been a night owl and this allows me to just be me.

...say what?

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

I was thinking floss.

Just a little covid humour.....

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

all of them LMAO

Bought myself a trump steak. Any ideas best way to cook it.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Kill it before it multiplies.

Today's cheese COVID edition .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

good ones

Ut oh.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

That will teach him to not bad mouth Trump. If they were serious they would have seized Mitch the bitch and the other republican inside traders phones too.

The Biden camp has found the easy out for dismissing Warren as VP pick.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

Joe needs to finish the vetting process and name someone soon.

Happy Thursday Friends! What’s the coldest you’ve ever been?

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

My first winter in Spokane. I had spent the previous winter months in Thailand, and before that had grown up on the Gulf coast. I lived in barracks that were built for WW II, no insulation, poorly built and outside temps below minus 20. I spent the entire winter cold except for when I was inside at work, underground most of the time.

Cats n Cats n Critters.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

spot on

I recognize this mentality

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

I carry a gun when I go hunting, I need it to kill something, I don't carry one to the grocery store, the meat is already dead.

Anyone with this problem??

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

literally lmao

Fat Willie has not moved from this chair since 10 this morning and it is now 4.30.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

You say that like cats don't do that on a regular basis

Here is something I never heard of before today.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2020:

I had that for a period while i was undergoing treatment for Hep C(1999). They really don't do justice to the amount of pain involved. It was quite possibly the most intense pain you could imagine and not die. This is coming from a guy who has been shot and had an explosive go off within inches of my hand. The pain is so intense that you can't move and need someone else to get the meds for you.

I prefer the figure 8 motion.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

first saw the title and went somewhere else entirely

What's the worst that could happen?

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

best analogy yet

We need to take some measures!...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Too small a bottle. That's day planner size, with week planner markings.

When you are drunk...but not.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Not going to use that elevator after a few.

Pay back for most cats I know.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Turnabout is fair play.

Yup .

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Well put

Wow, big 1960s hair!

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Touch that and see how much of an arm you draw back.

Poor thing...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

I just let it graze under my chair.

Clueless...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

Her coming out party?

Good question

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

No matter how hard it is, he still won't be able to find it.

Happy Wacky Wednesday Everybody! Let's see your Bad/Dad/Silly jokes and stories!

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

These were recognized as bad when they were post years ago.

Remember bartenders? Ah, the nostalgia.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2020:

I would hate to be a bartender when the quarantine is over, everyone is going to be bitching about, "there's no alcohol in this drink"

Nurses need to be appreciated... Especially during this pandemic!

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

@pralina1 I see you in one of these,

Corona numbers

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

It's only 15 and it will be down to zero in no time, 81,000+ deaths later, "it's going down"

Saw this in Jimmy Kimmel. Hilarious! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

So life like, lol

Baltimore Black Church Kicks Ben Carson Off Their Property | National | BET

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

You can bad mouth a city, work for a guy that bad mouths the same city and expect to be welcomed by the very people you denigrated, Duh. He's lucky all they did was tell him to leave and GTFO.

Happy Tuesday! Friendships! Some of them happen quite suddenly, born of an instant connection and ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

I just be me and hope they will just be themselves.

Before now, I do not think I had ever given much thought about a "coffee" discussion group.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

Mine is black, very dark roast, will come out of the cup and kick your ass if you let it get cold. I have two variations, strong and very strong.

Help Please! Having lost my wife to cancer a year and a half ago, after being together 55 years, ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2020:

We all decide on our own deal breakers, you need to decide if those are yours or not.

I am so lucky to live here in Central Texas! There is so much wildlife and it sometimes has a ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

There are quite a few very nice state parks very close to you, the ladybird wildflower range just up from the ranch is one of my favorites.

Ten dog memes.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

good ones

Ten cat memes.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

I was rolling very good

2020 bag of chips.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

You are too kind.

Well my dalliance with the milk thistle is over.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Flowers are just weeds we have decided belong, then we keep trying to make them prettier,

[politicalflare.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

I happened to be watching that live, He is unhinged and I can see the beginnings of a complete breakdown.

Hi All, I am new to this group.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Dogs will not normally bother martins, their nests are many feet above what most dogs consider their territory. Bat houses work too. While it may sound counter intuitive, a small fishpond with mosquito fish will reduce their population. Having said all of that, You live in Florida, the state bird is a mosquito, so best of luck.

Nice year for the Columbines we've scattered around our gardens:

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

nice

This year The Keukenhof, the Netherlands fabled garden where tourist stream every Spring to enjoy ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

amazingly beaufiful

[alternet.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

not no, but hell no.

Describes me perfectly....

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Same here.

Bullshit is bullshit

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Got to give them credit for finally putting safety over profit.

Well...sorta...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

If not for the lines, he could be any cartoon man.

That sounds bad.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Steel undies, here I come.

There's one I never heard of.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Kind of like Viagra was proposed as Floppsynot.

Ohhh, poor baby! [dailykos.com]

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

When i was in the military, the object was not to die for your country, but to do everything possible so that neither you nor any of your fellows died. If tumpty dumpty had served instead of lying his way out of it, he might understand that.

Trump says that states aren't reopening (in violation of White House Guidelines) in order to hurt ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Since most National parks, All national museums, and the Whitehouse itself are currently closed to visitors, he needs to address those things he has control over. OPEN the Whitehouse to tours if it is so fucking safe.

I believe it ,been there but not spilled any lol Who has had the same experince

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

tried it, no improvement

"All you have to do is look around you and see the beauty of god's creation!" It's like you've ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Or been chased by a bear.

Happy Monday! I hope today isn't too rough on you! I tend to stay pretty busy, with breaks when ...

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

I'm great at ad lib doing nothing, but I've had plenty of practice. I have had some very high pressure jobs, and even my vacations were a blitz of activity. I got sick and a trip from the bed to the bathroom wore me out, I learned to slow down out of necessity and found that I could be much more alive mentally if I took the cues from my body. It took years to recover (2 years in treatment + getting over the side effects) and I learned that when I needed to work, do it, when I needed to FO, enjoy the down time.

An octopus with a disorder that gives it 96 tentacles.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

From the Simpsons? Even nature is messing with the comedy writers.

Couldn't decide which group to post this in . It made me laugh.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

You would think they would learn from the movies since they have been lead by actors since 1980

I haven't introduced myself as of yet. My name is Tom I am an agnostic who prays... Strange right?

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Welcome, you are entitled to your own beliefs even if others believe they are wrong, as I do.

Why you need to wear the damn mask (opinion) - CNN

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

I keep gloves, masks, and sanitizer in the car so I have them and don't forget them at home. I was on a military base yesterday, the difference between the base and the general population was on the order of a magnitude. While masks were being spotily worn in the general population, on base not only was everyone wearing a mask, I only saw one person that was not wearing it correctly.

On the 20th of May is my last day at work. Retirement here I come. Woohooo.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2020:

Congrats, Hope it works out well for you.

Because Jeesass....

glennlab comments on May 10, 2020:

Just suck it up, Pence.

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glennlab comments on May 10, 2020:

Didnt he and his father give us way more rules and regulations than anyone can follow? Well over 600 in Bronze Age times.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the people out there who are Moms or functions in a role as a Mom.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2020:

Happy Mothers Day

I mean really.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2020:

One, but she requires lots of training.

You Might Think They Would at Least Try to Not Make it so Easy: [alternet.org]

glennlab comments on May 10, 2020:

Death does cure stupid, I just hate how much damage they are doing on the way there.

For all you REM fans out there, this is brutal--"Losing My Civilians" -- [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on May 10, 2020:

funny

Good response...

glennlab comments on May 10, 2020:

good analogy.

I have been banned from the LEFTIST group, and am now a victim of a personal attack by the group’s...

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

It says right on the pinned post, that this is not a group for non leftist, and you proudly proclaim you're not a leftist, to argue with leftists. If you could read, you might have a complaint. I know nothing about what went on, but based on that alone, you are in the wrong here. I read your bio, some of the comments and visited the group.

@Admin. Why are some photos appended to posts & private messages being added to my profile?

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

which group were they posted to?

Big Bird's eggs.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

You just ruined someone's childhood, lol

Heading full-steam towards autocracy [commondreams.org]

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

The fact that Barr was not prosecuted for his part in the coverup of Iran Contra is the reason he is around today in this administration. I hope the lesson is learned.

These are worth crawling around on my knees to harvest.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

That looks much better and you are so right

And yet...ever hopeful!

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

smart dog

Luteolin - Wonder Antioxidant?

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

It seems like every other week some new compound is the new wonder drug, I don't discount that it may hold promise, but I won't hold my breathe, it could be another interferon or another laetrile.

Poor guesser

glennlab comments on May 9, 2020:

Just like he did in Vietnam.

Happy Friday! What is your favourite fruit, and how do you like to eat it?

glennlab comments on May 8, 2020:

There are so many good fruits, berries and melons, That I'm going to say whichever is in front of me at the moment is my favorite.

Trump Is Unraveling - The Atlantic

glennlab comments on May 8, 2020:

It is a tragic time in our nation, for its citizens and its comedy writers.

[democracynow.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2020:

This was a response by someone else in the Nation magazine that says it far better than I can, Steven Codron says: May 8, 2020 at 3:51 pm Twenty-seven years go by and Reade decides to drop this bomb AFTER Biden becomes the presumptive nominee. She could have done it during Biden's run for the Senate, she could have done it when he was selected Barach Obama's running mate, she could have done it during both of Obama's presidential election campaigns, she could have done it when the other women complained of Biden's uncomfortable hugs and kisses, she could have done it before any of the primaries. She waited at a point in time when it would do the most damage to not only Biden, but to all of us who have been counting the days to kick Trump out of the White House. Biden was my last choice for the Democrat's nominee. But this election isn't about Biden. It's about reversing all the horrible things Trump and his ilk have done to this nation and what they will do given another four years. There is no way in hell Biden will step aside. There is no way in hell the DNC will remove him as the party's nominee. It's Biden vs. Trump. Not my choice, but the stakes are way to high to derail Biden at this point. Of course, Trump makes Biden's alleged behavior look like child's play.

Getting close...

glennlab comments on May 8, 2020:

It strikes me as funny that I check the NOAA site everyday after May 1, just in case.

That works for me.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2020:

Hope she washed it before she put it on.

No remorse.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2020:

Goals?

Today's COVID19 cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀 😄

glennlab comments on May 8, 2020:

good ones

What the heck! Not material! So much f$@ing s&&%

glennlab comments on May 7, 2020:

???

Chris Cuomo Reveals ‘Ugly’ Reason Why Donald Trump Downplays Coronavirus Testing

glennlab comments on May 7, 2020:

Similar to during business downturns, you fire the accountant, no need to keep getting bad news, You're not doing bad if no one is reporting you're doing bad.

Ok .

glennlab comments on May 7, 2020:

I gave you a couple of points.

Not a good look.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2020:

Not the brightest bulb in the pack, Wonder why he didn't wear his whole Sunday suit.

Happy Thursday! I have a tricksy question today! When’s censorship warranted?

glennlab comments on May 7, 2020:

The question needs to have the parameters of by whom and for whom. each different paring could have a very different answer. The level of compassion and the level damage in each situation needs to be taken into account. The level of powers and maturity of each of the participants needs to be accounted for. Your breakout just begins to address the multitude of possibilities.

Our spring flora is glorious this year in the PNW, after a mild winter and early spring! My ...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2020:

I am so hoping to make it to the PNW this summer, I really miss the lushness you have.

Trump's response to the Covid-19 pandemic is an Abject Failure.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

If you get a job that only lasts 4 years, and after 3 years you can't do it, I don't think it was the previous occupant of that job's fault.

2020 don't give a duck.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

2020,to us, " hold my beer."

Has Your State Started To Re-Open For Business? How So? How Do You Feel About It?

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

Our illustrated governor can tell me all day long that Texas is reopened, but I'm not going to go out for anything but essentials for a while. I will visit at responsible distances and monitor my contacts closely. I needed to go to home depot today, the parking lot was full, I left.

Can you figure it out?

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

Both of yall < drink away!

Happy Wacky Wednesday Everybody! Please share your funnies!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

how about a trio

They do say that karma is a bitch.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

Now that really is an "oh shit"

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

good ones

Hi all, Just a quick hello, it’s been awhile since I’ve shared, but Henry missed you all, so did...

glennlab comments on May 6, 2020:

Hope you are doing well.

My brain must be melting! I ordered a puzzle from a place online.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2020:

I've only had the patience to finish one or two in my life, best of luck and have fun.