Had a fun photobomb today.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

how appropriate!

Birth control....

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

iI hate to throw shade, but it is the egg that is most important, even a successful pregnancy leave 20-100 million little swimmers getting wiped out. (sic)

Do you not know that your bodies are temples of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have ...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Demon tried to posses me once, took thirty minutes for him to call for an exorcism.

I have so many weeds in my garden that I cannot see the plants that are suppose to be there in the ...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

cultivate the weeds, sorry just being a smartass. It can get away from you so easily when you are away for awhile.

Amazing Azurite Rosettes on Matrix

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

You always find the best pictures.

That's right!

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

girls have always made my world go round, fat bottomed or not,

An unfortunate arrangement of letters....

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

could be correct, you never know

Subtle.....and not so subtle....😉

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

sure that's a dog.

Worth it! SO worth it! If I believed in hell, that is.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

That's golden.

Socially acceptable? Or not?😂

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Not safe, have you ever tried to aim a firehose, MOST of it goes where it's pointed, a bunch of spray goes everywhere else, that's why, Moms, Sisters and Wives ask you to please raise the seat.

My time on Facebook has not been for naught .. 😆

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

that's not going to pay it

.............

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

The stupid, it hurts!

How could he do such a thing?

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

That is terrible, can't the dog jump?

Who works there?

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Leave it to Fox to not have copy editors.

Well...her sign didn't say anything about predicting pandemics, so I guess she legit

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

and unforeseen death in the family?

Yeah, but do they use 11 herbs & spices?

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

based on that chuckle it is going to have some additional seasoning and floaters.

Where's the hostage negotiator?

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Way too long in isolation!

I got into a political conversation with a Christian I know.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

If it is all predetermined, then what are we doing here?

Chocolate covered dill pickles may be just what you need in your life.. [bolde.com]

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

NO, now chocolate covered red jalapeno si

I think this study on smiling is worth a read, be careful sourpusses; it might be affecting your ...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

I'd like the 2 fer, give me $25,000 and I'll smile for a week or more.

The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Now I understand the Simpsons play on this

Feeling my rosarian juices flowing again.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

pretty

I had the ability under browse to search members--I would hover over browse and it would appear ...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

now you have to go to the welcome page, click on members, then it takes you to the search page, made it more difficult when it was working fine before.

Haven't seen it explained this well before...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Excellent point

A random bit of fun here, this thought experiment.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Since the wheels are not powered, and all the power is in the engines, not only could it take off, it would fly as normal. You are simply proposing a portable runway.

You are all great to me ! Thanks !! Why level 2 ?

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

The reason for level 2 to communicate is so that you have some investment in the process, if you answer the profile questions, add a short bio, add a few pics of yourself people will be much more willing to interact with you. Welcome.

Catholic School Bans Girls’ Skirts Because “Male Faculty Feel Uncomfortable” | Hemant Mehta | ...

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

education should be about learning and not how you look. Uniforms and lockstep are ways of indoctrination, to teach them to follow authority without question or face punishment.

Happy Friday People! What's your favorite thing to cook outside?

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

A thick prime rib. That is my favorite, but almost anything grilled is better as far as I am concerned. As an added advantage, there is less cleanup.

A great mystery! Glacier 'mice' [npr.org]

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

A good example of why we study things that everybody knows the answer to. Because obviously we didn't.

Imagine that.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Thank god! Well it worked so well for him. lol

Finally figured it out.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

Is it possible the Mayans made an 8 year miscalculation?

Well it looks like I got into the poison ivy again.

glennlab comments on May 22, 2020:

I feel your pain. I am not very reactive to it, but I do avoid it like the plague. wishing you the best.

1.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

He likes staring at other guy's butts and there's no where to do it now.

Spray it with raid.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

Keep a big flyswatter just in case.

When you just don't believe that covering yourself in the blood of christ is going to do the job, ...

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

bitch be cray cray

Finally figured it out.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

Based on a story by Alfred Hitchcock.

So very true...........

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

Captured it purrfectly.

Okay, yes I have learned my lesson with being an over-sharer & being too comfortable with my ...

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

Sorry you had to go through that, It is always a wake up call when you realize that things you thought were OK to share turn into ammunition to be fired at you.

Soccer Club Fills Stands With Sex Dolls So The Stadium Doesn't Look Empty

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

BFD as long as they were not being used they are just pieces of plastic. The logistics of placing manikins in the seats is 10-100 times more difficult once you factor in storage, ease of removal and placement, cost, etc...

Some of my colored pencil stuff

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

very good. Love the colors.

I would steer clear for sure.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2020:

I said there would be some great estate sales come June and July, I didn't expect new floors in the deal though.

As much as I admire the Post Office, and as much as I support the Post Office, especially in these ...

glennlab comments on May 20, 2020:

I used to mail over a million pieces a week via the PO truck system.To say that over my 10 years of doing that I saw some strange things is an understatement. If I were to guess, your package went to a Section Mail Facility that had a backlog, to clear that backlog, they put everything on the next available truck, basicly if there was room on a truck they put it on it just to get it off their dock. You didn't give a size of the package, but if it is small it could be in empty equipment. I had a full container of newspapers get sent there just to get them off the dock. It took 2 years before all of them were finally delivered. The PO delivers 95% of their items on time to the right address, but to that 5%, that is 100% non delivery. Since it had to clear customs for what ever reason, it could have been an overload in customs that sent it to FL. I'm just shooting in the dark.

Trump and Jared have come up with the Eagle Plan.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2020:

It is a plan authored by a dept. of state employee ,Paul Touw, chief strategy officer to Krach. Krach is close to Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and a senior adviser. Kushner and Krach traveled together on the presidential delegation to the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, in January. I believe it was released as a trial balloon, since it has not been submitted to congress, and if it is there is a chance that Touw and Krach will have to testify before the ways and means committee to even get it to a committee vote.

Hello new friends! I just signed up, and feeling grateful for an entirely new way to distract myself...

glennlab comments on May 20, 2020:

welcome, see you joined meme's, look forward to your contributions.

So.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2020:

some yard work, some computer FOs some late late nights, some on line shopping, voyeur vacations can't go gotta look and plan anyhow.

Shearing the sheep!

glennlab comments on May 20, 2020:

While he never said it, you can bet he thought it.

Fishing lures have gone pornographic since the last fishing season.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2020:

don't go skinny dipping unless you want a nibble.

Every spring.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

That yellow stuff all over your car in the morning, sperm!

Who would dare?! 😱🤣

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

nah, I'll just watch

If you are unemployed and in need of funds the Republicans will not provide ... [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

those prices are retail, producer level is more like $250-$750 for the whole bag

Happy Tuesday, Everyone! What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or ...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

Clint Eastwood.

Florida Man, at it again.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

He's not going to be wearing shorts ever again, and he really won't have enough blood to run his brain.

Every spring.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

fucking trees!

Is there evidence for God?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

You need to define both god and evidence, otherwise the discussion is mute.

PULLING SUPPORT The U.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

No o accused this administration of over thinking anything, so one more for the bad guys.

Mayor Leaves Mic On After Pardoning Himself From Coronavirus Meeting .

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

won't play

I whisper, good morning love you☕☕😋😊☕☕

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

I shout, are you fucking done yet?

This site has been a serious disappointment and at the same time confirmation of what i have learned...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

DUDE!!! Get a grip. You need to reevaluate yourself if EVERYBODY is rejecting you. Have you entertained the thought that you might be a huge part of your problem. There are some really great women on here, but with your attitude, I don't see them giving you a second look.

I don't keep covid in my safe....it is entirely safe.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

a little safe.

What does the sign say on a out of buisness brothel?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

funny

Now this is cool! The only thing I could see as being a downside is that they might gouge you in ...

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

When you make the trip, don't forget the other tourist spots like the hot springs and mountain vistas. Always make it at least a two-fer when you can.

Now I'm having problems with the site.

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

Workaround...hit the reply button, ignore the reply box, go back to the edit menu, it should appear if full.

Cuteness overload!!!

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

cuties!

What was everyone's first car that actually belonged to them, not just what you drove?

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

A 65 chevy Biscayne,

I love these corny memes 😂

glennlab comments on May 19, 2020:

JPG easier to manipulate

Uhhmm... ...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

she actually had two, and got pregnant

orgy [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

that lasted for 4 years the first time around 1347-1351 so sometime in 2024..

Couple of flowers I saw on my walk this morning.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Looks like you had a pretty walk , even heavenly blue( I think that is the morning glory's name)

[rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Can you say President Pence?

Spanish flu recollections Karen Riedel-Gallagher April 4 ❤️This is Timeless.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

The poem is not fake, the attribution and explanation are incorrect. Poem was actually published on March 16, 2020, by writer Catherine O’Meara aka Kitty O'Meara. She posted her poem on a website called "The daily round." so the poem is the only thing that is real.

Does being an agnostic mean that you’re on the wall or you lack acceptance?

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Agnostic means that while I'm 99.9% sure that there is no god, if he showed up, I would be willing to change my stance.

Another winning recipe....

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

please send a video of you hooking her up to a milking machine and copies of your ER visit.

Please welcome new member @Palmela to the group. Look forward to your choice of interesting music.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Welcome, @Palmela!

My mates are all into baking now. I feel the pressure. So...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Looks good to me, better than my efforts

Quarantine+camera+worlds cutest puppy=me becoming crazy doggy man.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to be with them.

If it stops at 100K

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

we may hit that by June 1. almost 91,000 today 5/18

I don't know, but it looks more fun than what I did.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Just horsing around.

Who knows?...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

I can eliminate c.

Good question.....

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

curtain rod is still there for sitting and waiting in ambush.

Questions about sexuality for older males: Do you sill feel the need as you get older?

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

If you have sexual problems don't be afraid to talk to your doctor, they are many times signs of underlying disease and both may be curable or at least treatable. You will find that foreplay is more important as you grow older, it helps your partner and it gives you something to do while the meds kick in.

Have any of you got a rebate or check from your auto insurance company yet? [usatoday.com]

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Yes, I just renewed and it was 15% less than i had been quoted for renewal. Geico

Deep thought for a Monday morning! Lol

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

good point

Last night we lost Jack, he was the best kitty I have ever had.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

sorry for your loss.

Speeling madders

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

Well that is a mucus membrane.

Somethings

glennlab comments on May 18, 2020:

really loved the last one. buit all good.

So I was looking for a shoe repair place I had used before but couldn't remember the phone ...

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

Who cares what he watches as long as he does good work.

Sounds about right for most of us.☕☕😉☕☕

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

reason I have a 3-cup cup

Priceless! LMAO. 💜💜💜 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

lmao

Picked up my new rescue dog 7am this morning! Almost late as i did not hear the alarm yammering ...

glennlab comments on May 17, 2020:

treat her well, I know you will.

Texas is heading for a big second wave

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

death cures stupid

Old ad... remember the old commercial?

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

comet, it makes your teeth turn green, comet it tastes like ...

Covid testing gone wrong.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

buck up, buck-o

And the republican war on science continues.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

When everyone else is smarter than you, don't you think you should at least listen to their opinions on the facts.

Hello, I’m a single man whose been self lsolated for over 2 months.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

welcome

Happy Saturday everyone! What is something you're trying to talk yourself out of getting right now?

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

Hot tub. But if this goes on much longer, it's on it's way,

Just the right amount, good morning☕😁☕

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

TY

I have a tiny , little dilemma: Yesterday Lia, my student, and granddaughter came running int the ...

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

I have been leery of religious artifacts just found laying around, especially if they are inexpensive. My son and I were hiking up to a cave in a national forest in Utah, he found several medallions with bible and BOM verses along the trail. We founds out that they were being left on the trail by mormon zealots for non believers to find.

I doubt if $19 would cover the bill for Meal Team 6

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

I used to get a kick out of asking them when they served, then following up with why not?

Hi everyone.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

I loved their music

I hear they are making a killing....

glennlab comments on May 16, 2020:

Daddy issetting them up, she's putting them down.