What do you see...?

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Got to make up for the no GF somehow.

Wedding vow...

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2020:

You mean that's not an implied condition?

Ok..so it's a couple days late

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I did quite a few late ones myself, if they're funny, they're funny.

Eric has a good memory

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Never going to forget that

Teleportation.

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Now that is one hot pussy.

One reason why! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2020:

At least she listened to him, unlike a bunch of head in the sanders. One little boy told his mother he didn't want to play football at Penn State anymore because it made his ass hurt, his mother told him to shut up, he had said the same thing about going to confession.

Seriously! LMAO!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Are you saying that some of my comments can devolve into a long and meaningless diatribe even if they are on topic, or that I take everything too fucking serious when they are meant to be lighthearted?

Man, this is awkward...

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

3 out of four of those need to be taught, the fourth is just for fun to make is prejudgist ass disappear.

A few for the giggles!

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

good ones, but you're going to have to explain # 3, I can think of too many things, but none of them fit completely

My Weir woods, all natural, just camera on phone. In my yard. I'll bet some of your woods are Weir.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

looks like you have some sap suckers in your neck of the woods

I guess a lot of people feel there’s no reason to vote.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Don't forget the 4+million that were illegally removed from the voting roles by predominantly republican administrations

I'm an "A" Which do you prefer?☕☕☕☕😊

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

An A if it is a lot darker.

Squeeze, squeeze, everybody squeeze....😬😲🤔 Never seen this before.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

hated it, think cheez whiz but with less flavor and more plastic.

I’m new to gardening and to this site.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Spring in Austin can be an elusive thing, as you put out your seedlings have a plan to cover them when the temp is forecast to be below 40 (weather people have a tendency to miss frost warnings). If there are frost warnings anywhere near you plan on covering. The topography in and around Austin can lead to pockets of frost when everything else is fine. Once you figure out the frost patterns for your garden area, you can rest a little. Best of luck.

Priorities 🤣

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Just like a woman complains when a man is doing housework. lol

Suckers...

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

awesome

I'll have to go by there sometime.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

I'll take two to go, please,

The dirty dog...I mean cat.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

m ore than once and was successful once.

[youtu.be] One of the most iconic songs of the 80s....The Final Countdown. - Europe, 1986.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2020:

As much as it scares me now, I believe we have actually entered a final countdown. Peace to all.

Oh FUCK!!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

oh fuck

Happy Valentine's Day!

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

well then I'll just shut the fuck up.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

unavailable in the US.

Sanders tells New York Times he would consider a preemptive strike against Iran or North Korea - ...

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

No where was I able to find the so called smoking gun on the NYT website, please provide a reference, since this is not what showed on the NYT survey. his actual quote "Every step we take to reduce North Korea's nuclear force, to open it up to inspections, to end the 70-year-old Korean War and to encourage peaceful relations between the Koreas and the United States increases the chances of complete denuclearization of the peninsula. Peace and nuclear disarmament must proceed in parallel, in close consultations with our South Korean ally. I will work to negotiate a step-by-step process to roll back North Korea's nuclear program, build a new peace and security regime on the peninsula, and work toward the eventual elimination of all North Korean nuclear weapons." on use of force: "Bernie's first priority is to protect the American people. Military force is sometimes necessary, but always — always — as the last resort. And blustery threats of force can often signal weakness as much as strength, diminishing U.S. deterrence, credibility and security in the process. When Bernie is president, we will ensure that the United States pursues diplomacy over militarism to bring about peaceful, negotiated resolutions to conflicts around the world. If military force is necessary, Bernie will make sure he acts with appropriate congressional authorization, and only when he has determined that the benefits of military action outweigh the risks and costs."

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

My eyes!!

Happy Valentine's Day❤🤗

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

There's something beside coffee in that cup. Arrrrrrrg!!

Sleepy kitty.

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Head butt him next time.

❤Happy Valentine's Day❤

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Have a good one yourself.

Happy single person's awareness day!

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2020:

Tomorrow is Happy all candy 50% off day.

Feb.13th activity.

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Men or women, easier to imagine women doing it, the thought of men shaving does nothing for me.

Tonight I was watching Babylon 5 and Stargate and people were reading newspapers.

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

thanks for the heads up, were you watching comet?

I just joined.

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

I have a huge compost pile, not only do the grounds go in, but so does any left over coffee and anything organic.

Damn! And I was going to use it for a desk!

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

seems like it would make a good mini shelf for knick knacks.

Mmm boy! A fresh meat fountain!

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Is that white meat or red meat?

I guess she's gotta dry it off somehow.

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Guess she wanted to see what it was like to receive a blow job.

Good morning everybody.☕☕😊

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

I think I will do a little pre Valentines shopping. They usually have large lobster and dungeness crab right before and after holidays, so I'm off to treat myself..

I’m worried about him

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

I always remember my step father arguing that rain at the source of the Trinity River (Dallas area) wouldn't raise the level of the Trinity River mouth (Houston area) and I told him that was the reason that even though there hadn't been rain in the Houston area, the Trinity was still flooding.

An American hero

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

How about one that included rat poison on his big mac.

Now this is funny

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Maybe he's saying that you shouldn't do anal with women

It does help

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Make mine a vodka. I hate paying $12 a drink at airport bars.

Friends don’t use friends

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

...but where you really make money on is when you sign up your own downlines. lol

UUU memes.

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

I laughed, but I'm not going to say at which one.

What really happens when you get thoughts and prayers?

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

I bet there are a lot more darker thoughts that would really shock.

Happy Thursday Everyone 😊 Coffee is my friend today. What things do you use to wake up?

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

News at Noon.

Jim Bakker: My Venereal Disease Gel Also Cures Coronavirus In Under 12 Hours.

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Wow, a minister that was convicted of skimming from god is now committing medical fraud. It's like he didn't learn anything.

At least now we know why!

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Butt why with the anal probing?

My role model for much of my life.

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Hunter would have had a field day with the current crop of fools.

Florida Man IS contagious, ya know?

glennlab comments on Feb 13, 2020:

2 points for being prepared, but still not qualified.

When my roommate gets up before me and makes coffee.

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

You know how to make it!

Hydrogen Bomb, How It Works [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Had to watch this one since it is one of my areas of expertise, Lots and lots of stuff missing and outdated.

U b y's to not

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Haven't had a V in so long the D has applied for unemployment.

No one will ever know.

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Damn the camo is good. lol

The horrible sound...

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Way funnier than it should have been

at least 10 characters

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

It would be much funnier if it wasn't so true.

Took me a moment...

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

taking me longer than a moment

Good morning, I've had two cups now. Have a great day. ☕☕🤗

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Yes.

Doesn't it feel good to live life without religion?

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

welcome back

Who here has ever had one, or even seen one?🤔

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

It seems familiar.

[youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Always like hearing this one.

Yup lap dog

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2020:

Why footstools have made a huge comeback.

Car maintenance 101.

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I hope not.

Good news and bad news.

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Glad to hear that you are better, sorry to hear about your ordeal.

Found out where it came from! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

scary!

What do you do when your uncle steals your spot? Sit on him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

somebody's got a lap warmer or two or four.

There are no words

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Still with the invisible box.

Warning signs

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

finally warning signs that people might pay attention to.

Anybody else remember thinking when a young person , man I will never make it to 60 or saying man I ...

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

I thought 35 was the end of fun. At 65, There is still a lot of fun to go.

Wisconsin strip club.

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Me too.

Priest says child rape is ok while refusing service to legislators who defend abortion

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2020:

WTF?

Stop looking at me! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

That's the reason you don't look out the window in the 7/11

You kiss your daughter with that mouth?

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

From the look on the baby's face he can still smell Ron's penis.

WT...... He shows up in the weirdest places! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

That's bloody funny.

Makes No Sense Whatsoever!

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Pence would be fabulous leading a gay pride parade

I just caught myself thinking about the coffee that I'm going to make in the morning.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I set mine up a little earlier than normal, so I'm good to go now.

Can you tell which ones my favorite? 😌

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I'm just going to say you're a good grandmother.

Tots and pears.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Hard to believe, seems like just last eon.

I'm not a huge fan of heavy metal but I really love Disturbed's version of Sounds of Silence.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Really good

This maybe a new one that I just saw in my feed. [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I don't see any activity yet, and she is upfront about being from Russia, bears some watching.

I'm in trouble.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Sorry about your bad news, wishing you the best.

How often do you masturbate?

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Let's address your real question, Do you have a problem? It is only a problem if it keeps you from doing other things that need to be done. Sex (of any type) can be used as a mood altering drug and is dealt with the same way in therapy.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

First time I've heard this, interesting.

OPEN LATE Illinois regulators are allowing marijuana businesses to stay open longer to serve ...

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

As states expand their markets, it will require more adjustments until they finally get it right. Alcohol has been re-legal since 1933 and we are still tweaking the rules on it.

I just read a post that the economy is performing better than it has in the last 70 years.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

The economy is on life support at this point, I can show all kinds of good things if you borrow $1 trillion and give it away. The economy is doing great for the top.01 %, very good for the top 2%, good for the top 10%, and poor for everyone else. Actual employment is at a 40 year low, under employment is near record levels, the gig economy has transfered the risks to the workers and profits to the overlords. I could go on, but suffice it to say that I disagree with the poster that said the economy is performing better than it has in the last 70 years. The largest problem with statements like that is the definitions of what they mean.

Take that! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

It was between love and laugh, so I flipped a coin

A new low for Dr.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

The reason they say nice things is they like to eat regular meals and sleep indoors. If there was even an inkling of dissent they would be fired faster than a LTC that told the truth under oath.

Some truth in this

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

and if you don't pay attention to it, the last.

Here are the odds I'd vote for Lying Donald

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Looks just like my diagram

Just thinking.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

The devil is just the flip side of god, don't feel a need to believe in either or explain my non belief.

Attention! This is not a political group. Please don't endorse any politicians here. Thanks

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Thanks, Ron. People should realize that there are political groups for that.

Emotional support animal.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I'll take two so that it is not overworked.

I am doing this new challenge this year.

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Next year I'll do the 3 day challenge.

Just heard this on the radio, I know it's been posted before but some newer members may not have ...

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Erie, melancholy ballad. Loved the music, hated the tragedy.

[youtu.be] The Troggs. - on tour, Stockholm 1981. I really liked this English band,

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

I haven't thought about this group in ages, Thanks!

Why does the USA need immigrants?

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2020:

Gosh, perhaps if Einstein and Fermi had stayed in their countries, they could have reshaped history so you could be living under a fascist dictatorship. How closed minded and xenophobic can you be?

Putting together an Ikea flatpack...

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2020:

we sent this drawing down to the fabrication branch and it took two days before we got back a" WTF dude?"

Spirit - I Got A Line On You [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2020:

Haven't heard this one in a while, thanks.

Uh oh, bad news...

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2020:

I'm fucked.

I actually saw this on Facebook this morning. Can't verify. [shop.unicornpolitics.com].

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2020:

This is a common overprint technology. Full and partial sheets of bills are available from the bureau of engraving and can be legally overprinted. The sheets are sold at a premium, then the printing process adds more cost, packaging and advertising for a very limited market. Not my cup of tea, but completely legal.

Naughty piggie

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2020:

That is not necessarily bad, going to get some frog legs too.

Got him on that one

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2020:

He'd have to get a lobotomy first to dumb down enough.

267 days until Halloween 🎃🖤

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2020:

She can sit on my roof even when it's not Halloween.