Mable has her priorities in order

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Finally being honest!

...Clearly.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I wonder how many preppers are already out of snacks they actually like?

Dirty Pirate Pops

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

How long do they take to freeze and do you have other recipes?

Big bang demo

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

And just like that everyone was fucked.

Yup accurate

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Excellent description.

They need to get their asses out there and get this shit done with little if any distractions.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

just a few potholes to patch.

The last time I went to work was March 17th.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Welcome to the asylum

But do they really?

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

That is a prickly subject.

A walk through the garden center @work this morning.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

colors pop.

A favorite song and singer of mine, with stunning graphics for a world in lockdown due to Covid 19.

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Love this cover, first time I've heard it.

Red Green taught me everything I know about duct tape but here's another use!

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

Excellent use!

South Africa is still not doing badly. [dailymaverick.co.za]

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

That's a bit of good news.

Those of you who have followed me for some time know that Kate, the love of my life, has ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

When i see people have a problem with a federal program, I generally advise them to contact their congressmember. If you are close enough to go to one of the local offices, go in in person and ask to speak to the person that handles that program. There are going to be forms that have to be filled out and signed, so you can save several days or even weeks in getting resolution by going in in person. That advice will have to wait until we get past the quarantine. Next best is to call the office.

Do you have a better-half like this?

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

I had all those in a folder in my desk, all she had to do was open the folder. Hell she still has keys to my house and we've been divorced over 10 years.

Officials Charging People Who Deliberately Cough on Others With Terrorism As reports from all ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2020:

did you tag this as satire yourself, seems like a good idea if you did. A few others would be wise to do this when they post satire.

I wish I could say that this was taken on a photo safari.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Zoos can provide some of the best animal pics,, these are from the Belize zoo, the last one was on the trail. All of their animals are rescues either undergoing rehab or unable to be returned to the wild.

The truth comes out, literally.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

The Bishop responsible for the restrictive language in the United Methodist law,concerning homosexuality died from AIDS.

Please share photos of your favorite dog park or place to walk your dogs.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

My late Mugsy.

If Parishioners Die After Contracting COVID-19 .

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

He's been drinking bayou water downstream from the chemical plants.

Today might be the day.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Just enjoy it and take part as you feel comfortable.

BREAKING: Bernie Sanders drops out of the 2020 presidential race [youtube.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Now is the time to start planing for 2022 state conventions. Rules for 2024 will be formed and adopted in 2022. I have been to every state convention since 1984, there is nothing you can do if you don't get involved.

It's my birthday.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Happy Birthday, enjoy the garden.

Martyrdom: I would welcome yours. [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

Why are the crazies always so far from me, how can i profit from their deaths if they are a thousand miles away. I'll just have to troll the estate sales in East Texas and Southern Oklahoma.

I guess that might keep some people in.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I don't have to look at me so not that effective.

Number neighbours. 😁

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

boredom has set in

Sharing the new ones. Enjoy....

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

# 4 for sure

Here’s my conundrum about Easter and Passover.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

I was never raised or taught that the bible was inerrant, or that god was perfect, so i am at a loss to try and help you reconcile those two obviously false statements. I was taught to question everything. That doesn't mean that I have to deny anything or accept anything. I don't have to buy into any of the religious crap. On another note, to explain easter, Jesus died late on Friday afternoon, Saturday was the sabbath, On Sunday before dawn he supposedly rose. So he gave up a short weekend. Not a huge sacrifice.

I accidentally killed my fish that I’ve had for over 2.

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2020:

So sorry, what kind was she? I've done that before, feels terrible, but you are far from the worst human on earth.

Total Lunacy! [news.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

What a waste of skin.

I think it needs a vacation! Lol

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Now i know why Sam's and Costco were out of batteries.

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

The last two really made me laugh

Trump Goes Off on Mail-In Voting, Wisconsin Democrats

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

what a narcissist!

Quarantine Times II.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

All funny

Quarantine Times I.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

good ones

But the price is steep....

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

gonna pass

Good plan....

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

got to soak them good.

.................................

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Loyalty?

I'm relieved it's not just me. 😄

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

So true.

Getting Old.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

loved them all

Hello Everyone.

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Sounds like fun, volunteer to be a mod.

Ewwww!!! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

bluhk

Part 2 of the flying monsters

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Reminds me of trying to shoot frigate birds, 4 days over 50 shots to get two. Predicting wind currents, breathing right, not getting dizzy. you got some good ones, even showing the bands on the tail. mine are not so good. I prefer bigger slower animals to shoot.

Being ex-military, this is completely disgusting. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Modly should resign, and take trump with him.

Why didn't anyone think of this before?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Already did. Posted these instructions 2 weeks ago, but it never hurts to remind people, look how many times we've had to tell people to wash their hands.

Nothing better than spring in NC.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

good set

Who says I only think about myself?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

ewh

C (plus) section.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

took me a second to see it then lol.

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Sent the last one to my son, the math genius.

Learn the proper terminology.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

You should be dressed for the activity you are engaged in. Proper suit for sex is birthday.

Pretty accurate.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Glad I practiced.

Front porch concert. What are you all doing with your isolation?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Getting yard work done, feeding my fish, getting caught in the rain when I get too ambitious.

Donald Trump Won’t Wear A Face Mask In Public, But Melania Definitely Will [refinery29.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

beats having to fake a headache.

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Major cuteness!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

That is a cutie

These are the monsters who seem to think Yorkies look like a good breakfast.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

By the time I got my camera last night, the bobcat on my patio had disappeared. My hawks love the doves I feed. Keep your critters close by, the hawks like slow food.

Quarantine time.... Extroverts vs introverts [tenor.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I discovered I am much more an introvert than I ever realized. I have always adjusted to my situation, this just happens to be one I can do little about.

Did you know? 😮

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

So I should be nice to the old crows in my neighborhood?

Good afternoon Everyone.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Thank you for being willing to spend the time and effort.

Maybe Boris Johnson shouldn’t have copied our ClustertRump! [thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Based on my previous knowledge of Heads of state medical releases, we should be prepared to hear of his death shortly.

Why are we condoning our members wishing infection and death upon people for flaunting gathering ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I am not wishing death on them, I am saying if they are dumb enough to gather in spite of the evidence, I will celebrate their estate sales. Just as if they were willing to jump off a building believing that they could fly, if they are dumb enough to do it in the face of evidence to the contrary, after being told repeatedly that they can't fly, and persist in telling me that they can, I will accept their stupidity. That is not wishing death and infection on them, it is saying if they do it and get their just desserts that is simply the way things go.

Ever get the feeling that you're out of the loop?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

never been one to send nudes, never asked for them either. I am much more of a hands on type.

I didn't know!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I'll give you a groan

Good morning! Monday's question is: What's your least favorite color?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Black, I have a very hard time seeing definition because of some vision problems.

Trump price gouging states on medical supplies

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

One more example of his Ineptitude. The true measure of a person is how the react during a crisis. Fails all around for this entire administration.

The difference

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

yep

My new granddog! Luna, 12 years old.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Grand dogs, like grand children are the best, you can play with them and they can entertain you, you can spoil them, then when you're done send them home to their parents. Have fun.

Virginia pastor who said Covid-19 was anti-Trump "mass hysteria" dies from the virus.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

apparently god didn't listen to his prayers, oops!

Portland, Oregon, no explanation needed. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I thought I was doing good with a bobcat tonight, that beats me.

From where my laptop is I can see my driveway.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

amazon has been using contract drivers for quite a while here in Dallas, They were very quick to let people know that a few years back when we were having all kinds of delivery problems here.

[apnews.com] Studying global warming waters on lobsters.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Will be interesting to see the results.

A good explanation of why TP shortages happen.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Actually saw a reasonable explanation of the shortage, tp market is 40% commercial and 60% consumer. The two are non compatible and do not readily switch. Right now the 40% is vastly under used while the 60% has added that same decrease to its use numbers.

My first tulips this year, love the detail!

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Beautiful.

Scared stupid

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

and

Building on the naming theme.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Placide in the 1700 and 1800s, Ozeme (O- ze -may) from my ancestors.

How many movies can you spot in this picture?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

pretty much every horror movie ever made.

CDC alert...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Now leave those crystal healers alone, they are a major source of my gambling revenue. If they go to the ER, not only will they get in the way, but they will probably get sick and die (most are old hippie types) while taking up needed beds for others. Once they are gone, I have no one to sell my inventory to.

Day 37.....

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

If you have a fenced backyard, let them go feral.

How's everyone doing?? I'm 7

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

8

I can't lie this lockdown isolation is tough.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Big difference in being risky and being stupid. The girl that comes over to clean my kitchen, came over this week, I sanitized her money and left it on the counter. After she had cleaned the kitchen, she sprayed the sanitizer over the entire kitchen and left. i gave it half an hour before I went into the kitchen. Be safe.

I’ve been laying low, not going out and working from home.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Don't forget to spray your card before you put it back. I carry a bottle of alcohol with a mister, spray it and wait 20 seconds to wipe it down. I also use it on my phone when i get home.

New dating intro....

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

#2 the most

Poor Kitty!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

TS

Walk around your vehicle before you leave...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

It's not like they are a cute kitten or something.

Worth a try.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

no, but it's an idea.

Who will be the lucky female to actually see the new cumming.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I'm pretty sure that the age has been as low as 13 based on the complaint and subsequent NDA.

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal Former Republican ...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

If sin were 100% lethal, Trump would never have gotten out of grade school.

You know, no work, stuck at home, fruit trees booming.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

yum.

Just a little Trunk humor. And no, it's Trunk on purpose...😉

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

# 4

Cougars Venturing Into Quarantined Santiago for Food In a surreal image for this normally ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

That kitty looks hungry.

I just joined so I thought the first thing I should do is share my beautiful bastard cats with you ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Tommy, Welcome, if you fill out more of the questions and just a short bio it will help. Also check out https://agnostic.com/group/NewbieGroupies you can get help navigating the site.

Who knows where you are most likely to find quicksand?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Used to toy with in on the Canadian river in the Texas panhandle.

DeSantis dumb. This S.O.B. is unbelievably stupid!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

If they want to reduce the evangelical voting block, I fully encourage them to. Just wish they would do it in a vacuum.

The cover of Time.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

much too kind to him

Some dude ate a bat.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

more likely that a bat shit on the food and it wasn't cleaned properly.

This site on how homeopathy works is amazing [howdoeshomeopathywork.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

What about crystals? I really believe in their magic I can turn rocks into paper. I don't care what they do with them after they pay for them.

Children should always be allowed to decide which religion they want to follow....

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

The correct answer is both.

Modern humans, Neanderthals share a tangled genetic history, study affirms: [phys.org]

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I've seen quite a bit about this lately and it appears our ancestors would have sex whenever, wherever, and with whatever they could.

Something for a smile:

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Before going out, I'm doing my breathing treatments so I don't cough.

Louisiana Pastor Arrested for Holding Services with Over 1,100 Attendees Rev.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Have they been drinking swamp water in Baton Rouge?

Donde esta soap?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Don't turn your back on Jesus. lol