If you act now time could be saved (perhaps a charity could be formed lol) on January 19 2038 all ...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

The reason Y2K was almost no problem, was that it was identified far enough in advance that programmers could make the necessary changes. same here.

[tiktok.com] Kill me now 🙁

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

When I want to tell people I've known someone for a long time, I say that I've known them since we were both young and good looking. Looks will go, but a good heart, that's a different story.

Most people 🦇🦇🦇🦇🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

You outdid yourself.

That's right. You can't make me. ;)

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

/and don't forget that.

Bill Watterson was ahead of his time

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

Way too many people have followed this path then suddenly decided to get involved with no understanding of what was going on or how it would affect them.

It might have been a sales call.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

To quote Bugs Bunny, What a maroon.

A useful switch.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

Great way to start off a Saturday.

A Woman goes to buy a Parrot.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

Pete's fucked.

So I read in the news today that Putin is building a village near Moscow for American and Canadian ...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

Fuck em.

Russia Plans to Build a MAGA Village in Moscow for American Conservatives Who Want to Move There

glennlab comments on May 12, 2023:

Let them go, but deny them reentry to the US. I had a friend, a communist, that moved to the workers paradise of China. He had a very rude awakening, and I think the people moving to Russia will too.

Don't expect patience from young kids.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2023:

The answer to #2 , I respond with is unless he's white.

I will say one thing for the town hall, it gave Trump the opportunity to incriminate himself ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2023:

-Talk about driving your viewers to other networks while not picking up any of Fox disgruntled viewers. Big winners of the town hall, Jack Smith and MSNBC.

Just happened to remember.....I reached the eighty years old today.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2023:

Happy Birthday

Awwww, yer grammar wears Army socks.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2023:

Keep up the good work.

Thursday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on May 11, 2023:

Do what?

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie kissed some ass and told some lies.

glennlab comments on May 11, 2023:

Bitch going to have to pay for his lies

Trump found liable in the E. Jean Carroll case!!! 5 mil in damages!!!

glennlab comments on May 10, 2023:

Something about appeals in federal court, the losing side has to put up an appeals bond equal to the judgment. I don't think his lawyers will front that money since they will probably lose.

Paraphrasing a sex offender.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2023:

The convicted sex offender and chief.

However, the abyss was a better movie.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2023:

Talk about bad predictions in Pompeii.

House update The mold remediation is done and the tests are all good.

glennlab comments on May 10, 2023:

If you're heading west, pick me up on the way out.

A few for the road…

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

good ones

Hi. It’s been a very long time since I’ve been on agnostic. I’ve lost lots of weight.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

Welcome back, the site doesn't work as well as it used to, but we plug along. Look forward to any contributions you may have.

I thought I'd drop in to say hi.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

Retirement is much better than I thought, so hopefully you will find the same.

I love when trump loses [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

One of the reasons suspected for his move to Florida was their very liberal bankruptcy laws. I suspect that she will never see any of the money until they liquidate his New York properties.

Who knew there were robotic lawnmowers?

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

What free time, you'll spend all your time programming and repairing them.

Trump found liable in the E. Jean Carroll case!!! 5 mil in damages!!!

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

less than 2 hours, talk about a slam dunk on the rapist president. He has been found guilty by a jury of sexual assault, now we just need some criminal convictions.

All I remember is a loud clanging noise.

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

good ones.

Not a drag queen! I do agree that Texas should secede. [imgur.com]

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

They are still going to hold the vote for expulsion, since he would remain a part of the body until a replacement could be named unless they do. None of his legislation made it out of committee, so it was red meat for his district and nothing more. I loved how in his resignation letter he said he was going to spend more time with his "young" family. He is an ordained baptist youth minister, though he no longer serves in that capacity, I wonder why?

Former head of Russian space agency says we didn't land on the moon: [arstechnica.com]

glennlab comments on May 8, 2023:

A failed career politician with no background in science, who would have been 6 years old when we went to the moon, questioning whether something verified by Soviet scientist actually happened, Wow!

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on May 8, 2023:

Quite the clowder

Carolina Wren with worm. These birds are so quick! It’s rare for me to get such a good shot.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2023:

You are getting your birding count in. Moving to the central flyway helped a lot. Have you seen any of the whoopers yet? They will stray into the Anahuac area quite often.

Tucker Carlson Leaked Videos Draw Fox Cease-And-Desist Letter – Deadline

glennlab comments on May 7, 2023:

I am betting that it is Fox itself leaking the embarrassing videos in order to reduce the payout to Tucker in the event he tries to sue or seek arbitration when they low ball him. The C&D is nothing more than window dressing and the lawyers know it, but it will bolster their case that it wasn't them that released it.

[m.youtube.com] I wasn’t Born on the Bayou but this song speaks to me. You?

glennlab comments on May 7, 2023:

I was born on the bayou and it speaks to me too, more from my age than anything else.

This video says 90% of Christian pastors are narcissists.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2023:

i have worked with literally hundreds of ministers, 90% is low.

There are many out there

glennlab comments on May 7, 2023:

most apprapo

Today is my birthday!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2023:

Happy Birthday

That ancient ninja trick left me temporarily immobilized.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2023:

I didn't see her mask until the third look.

I think this is a fake account because "she" is scamming people by posting a WhatsApp number that ...

glennlab comments on May 5, 2023:

She's been pointed out before, you'd have to be dumber than a stick to fall for it. Besides, the number is not in service.

Term limits now!

glennlab comments on May 5, 2023:

If and only if we limit how long a person may be a lobbyist to the same term. Heavy financial penalties to both the lobbyist and their firm if they are found in violation.

What I do on Tuesday nights.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2023:

I knew there were more reasons I liked you. I love the Airplane.

Drawing a blank at the pearly gates.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2023:

great set

People who leave their dog on a chain in the hot sun with no food or water should get the same ...

glennlab comments on May 4, 2023:

That has become illegal in Texas now. You leave your animal on a chain without food, cover, and water, you can expect a fine and seizure of the animal.

Accepting frequent flyer miles for private jets.

glennlab comments on May 4, 2023:

Everyday, it is something new with the court.

Alligators on acid... Sounds like the makings for an interesting movie.

glennlab comments on May 4, 2023:

Freaking out alligators, just what you want to meet in the swamp.

I wonder whether all North Atlantic members are happy to expand to the Pacific.

glennlab comments on May 4, 2023:

You have to remember that NATOs primary concern Russia has both an Atlantic and Pacific front and it's most powerful members The US and Canada have both Atlantic and Pacific Coasts. The US has strong alliances with Pacific countries and NATO could be drug into any Sino/ Russian incursion. The interests of the EU/NATO and Pacific rim countries blend very nicely.

For The First Time, A Star Has Been Caught Devouring Its Planet: [iflscience.com]

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Stick around another 5 billion years and you can witness it first hand.

I can understand this

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

You're not going to make it.

Texas Senate Approves Bill To Allow Gov. Greg Abbott To Overturn Elections [news.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

This one is going to court before it is even in effect. I just got an email from state party official, they are going to fight ( raising money already).

ANOTHER OF DINGBAT DONNY'S CASES TOSSED! A New York judge has tossed out Donald Trump’s lawsuit ...

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

I just read the NYT article on this, he was lucky the judge did not sanction him and his lawyer, this very well could have been determined to be a frivolous case.

Anyone ever do the polar bear plunge?

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

When I was running track in Spokane Wa, we actually swam the Spokane River, water temp was around 34 degrees. Not the brightest thing we did, but we were young and dumb and in incredible shape. The pain is unbelievable, but it is quickly followed by numbness and in our case the current did most of the work.

That's using the ol' noodle there.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Cats are guilty too!

She really is the director of a sleep lab

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

night night

Worth a try, lol.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Cute little ass.

You all remember the original military social media network.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

I only actually saw that setup a few times, but they were nasty when they were fully occupied.

I want those meds too. In praise of the written word meme.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

On a roll.

Wrong kind of three-way, if you ask me.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Wine would work as well as water.

Happy Wednesday!!!

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Good set

I think this job might be for me….🤠

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

The link doesn't work! lol

So now that Pornhub has blocked the entire state is Utah going to change their welcome signs to ...

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

No but I see the sale of VPNs going up in the Beehive state.

It pays to advertise...

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Except most of those guys want to be paid up front, good luck Donnie.

Maybe he can get Kid Rock to open 🤮

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

What if you gave a farewell tour, and realized nobody cared or thought you had already died?

A cracker and a slacker.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Abbott did not realize the amount of blowback he would get from Texans about his insensitive use of the description.

King's book wasn't taken seriously by his subjects.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

He loved marriage, he did it several times.

Now you know it.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Don't like the weather, wait ten minutes, it'll change.

You get what you pay for.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Glad I didn't live in 1894 and need surgery, good set.

Tuesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Sailors?

The longer I’m out of religion the more I feel like I need to apologize for being an idiot.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

When you can finally forgive those that abused you, you will find a new freedom. Just remember forgiveness is not forgetting or holding accountable, it is no longer holding past actions as a barrier to future relationships.

Some followers are more serious than other followers.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

You've done well Zeus,

Donald Trump's argument of 2016 is going to resonate again.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2023:

So he got depoted under Obama 4 times and returned under Trump, who was so busy separating families that he missed the actual dangerous ones.

The First of May...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2023:

Workers of the world unite!

It's the First of May...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2023:

Too sunny for outdoor sexy during the day and still a bit of chill at night, going to wait.

Rest in chaos, Jerry.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Gonzo TV begats Gonzo funerals?

They have simply changed their costume, they are still the same people.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

then there's this

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Oh yuck

[tiktok.com] That kid is great 😂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

None of the above.

A wide variety of conservative misbehavior.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Yup!

A genuine dilemma for the unreconstructed bigots out there.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

You nailed them.

Probably, yes.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

More than likely.

Fare is fare.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Stole a few, loved them all.

Newsmax Wants Tucker Carlson to Run Their Entire Network TMZ is reporting that right-wing cable ...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

That face will be the face of a whole network, if there is a hell, they will go directly there.

Haven't posted recently but saw these and just had to add.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Both are hilarious and accurate.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

What is it with the women I know that always seem to find poison ivy. My ex could find the only sprig in a 3 acre field. If(when) you go out, shower with lots of soap as soon as you get in, clothes go into the washer on the way to the shower, dog leashes go into a bleach bucket. Please stay safe.

“ I have a child “👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

and the memes aren't bad either.

“ I have a child “👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

good set

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

French the same way

[tiktok.com] 😂😂😂😂😂😂dream crusher 😂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Exactly

[triblive.com] The Polio vaccine. Remember when people WEREN'T morons?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

I remember as a child being driven to get the oral vaccine and waiting in a line several blocks long. There were several people in iron lungs in our town and I don't know how many people on crutches and wheelchairs to remind you that it was real and you did need to be protected..

Oh, I think you are her type though.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

She just want to stick it in a little way.

Come on now, aren't you curious to see if Ramsey Bolton gets what's coming to him?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Well done, old boy!

Super sweet idea, can be done for cats as well.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Then every time I killed the plant, I'd get sad again, but it's a great idea.

BRITS VISIT TEXAS BUC-EE’S.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

I took a friend on a trip to the Bossier City Casinos, she had to stop at Buckees, we spent over an hour there and she got souvenirs for herself and her family. She was more giddy than these two blokes and she was terminal.

Men will be second to none

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Stop making fun of my moobs,

The philosophy of Fuk Yu...

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

and his side kick Yu Tu

Found my son’s adult website

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2023:

Boys start trying to look as soon as they realize who they are interested in. He probably just got a little sloppy in covering his tracks. Have you talked to him about sex? Do you have regular discussion about relationships? or do you just snoop and hope to catch him?

I have CPR training today! Hope everyone has a great day!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2023:

Good ones

I don't put myself in hostage situations deliberately anymore. Feels good.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2023:

gREAT JOB

Don't listen to naysayers

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

Want to bet?

Did she flip?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

She learned a lot from daddy.

[twitter.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

If only it were true.

Read and be informed

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

But wait, there's more!