Covid truths and humour.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

We have been forced to revert to gallows humor. but still funny

Everyone get your eye-rolls ready.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

#mitchplease

This came across in my FB. My response to this was "Oh pulllleeszeee"..

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Not a political post, that is about as trumpy as you can get,

An interesting turn of events: Florida Governor DeSantis today declared a shutdown of all ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

If it wasn't so far away, I'd say more estate sales for me, but those of you in the limp dick state should be on the lookout for some great estate sales in June and July.

A newbie question about embedding pictures in a post. Can we only post photos from a local source?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Are you using a phone or computer?

As I understand it superdelegates are there to prevent a really bad cantidate or fix things if ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Super delegates were set up to allow more delegates to be chosen from the voting party members. Super delegates are elected officials and elected party officials that would stop people from being elected to delegate slots if they were in the mix. For instance my senatorial district has a total of 7 national delegates and 3 super delegates, if not for the super delegate allocations we would have only the 7 national delegates. They have no other real purpose. Contrary to what the media would have you believe no delegate to nationals has been chosen yet, and they won't be until they are certified by their state conventions. While they may be pledged, until they sign in at the national convention, and vote in caucus at the national convention, nothing is in stone. Most delegates do vote as they are pledged but they are not required to.

Trump and the obstructionist republicans are now changing the CARES Act which is Law on who gets ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

As a preemptive measure, Go to the irs.gov site, download the pdf forms, input $10 in interest payments on line 2b, put in your banking information on line 21b Routing number and 21c account number, sign it and mail it in. This is the method we used when GWB did his rebate. The law requires that IRS input all the information on the return, even if it is zero. Most free filing services won't allow you to input this information in this manner, so the work around is to mail it in.

💸💰. Are you eligible for a stimulus check? [google.com] Read all about it...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

A fix that we used the last time the govt sent out this type of check. File a return that claims $10 in interest income, the amount is non taxable and forces the software to do computation. File it using the free software. Include the banking information, it goes into the system whether you have a refund or not.

Mr. Penn is a fucking idiot. [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

He depends on low information voters, the people that slept through class and the ones that cheated to pass to stay in power

Five today!

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I don't know if they are really funny or its the isolation, but good ones.

The best way to fall asleep!

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Truth comes out. Does that count as phone sex?

This post is memeingless.... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I'm not going to comment on the content, but that is not a meme.

We had to put our cat down today.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Sorry for your loss. I always take the offer of condolence in the spirit given and try not to read anything more into it.

In the weirwood

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

What are the blue flowers? Is that near you?

[openculture.com] Visit Egypt virtually

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I have been surprised at the number of museums and cultural sites that have gone full on with their video tours.

Actual story!

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

the reason 3M made tape for the camera

For costume fans [buzznick.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

wow

Presidents have failed before, but not on this scale: Historian. [alternet.org]

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

abortion ban is the link

Coffee does make social distancing more bearable for some of us..How is everyone doing ?

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

alive and almost need to make a coffee run,

The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this “ad”.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

And the TV stations laughed their asses off. The first complaint was dismissed for lack of standing.

Smh.......

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

It will keep him from reproducing.

If I had to do what she has to do!...

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

You're missing a meme> check you pic folder. lol

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glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

If god made everything isn't he also responsible for the virus and all that is wrong with the world?

Spring has sprung at my house.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

looking good

Dino book

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

And that's how they went extinct.

The story of my life summed up in only one cartoon! How sad is that?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Captured beautifully.

As board as an ostrich.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

slap some varnish on that one and hang it in the gallery.

Health Insurance May Rise 40% Next Year For those of you still clinging to the old insurance ...

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

People should not forget that for profit health insurance and hospitals have only been legal since Ronald Ray-gun's tax simplification that paved the way for the corporate takeover of the US.

Donald Trump Just Accused Healthcare Workers Stealing And Selling Face Masks

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

He's an idiot.

Happy Monday Everyone. What is your favorite way to soak up sun?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I'm a redhead, direct sunlight is my enemy, Soaking it up is not high on my list. I have to use SPF axle grease and reapply every 30 minutes. I could never understand people that could just lay in it. I don't tan, I pink, then red. I do enjoy getting out and do quite often, but I stay out of the sun as much as I can.

80's cookbook.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

laughed way too hard.

Your travel plan for April

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I've already had to cancel several trips, so it rings true for me.

[facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

It's a good idea to copy and paste your memes, there are some people that don't use FB here, and some like me that are just lazy. But I don't have FB on my phone and won't.

Best birth control...

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I know several people of both sexes that use this method.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

not I. Orange fat boys first.

Are we sick of TP jokes yet?

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Does it help if they're dried first?

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

They get you either way, if you'd rather die than tell him he's pretty, she's got you in the bag.

Yeah lucky

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Mama told me never brag in front of the less fortunate.

Two old codgers are sitting on a wrap-around porch, rocking.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

got to call'em how you see'em

Which side?

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I laughed a little too hard.

Cat infected with COVID-19 from owner in Belgium | Live Science

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

It is still in the "might be", farther testing is required per the article.

Don't panic if you do not have a face mask.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

good article, a must read for many.

More good advice for these troubled times.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Is there supposed to be a link or meme?

Some new Corona virus giggles...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

very good and funny

What does it mean when someone tags you?

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

That means that they have either placed you name in a post or are answering your comment.

Cats and Flowers to cheer you this day.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

The eyes on 2 & 3, but all cute.

I may be shut in today on my 65th birthday, but I have my comfort items to get me through!! Hope ...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Happy birthday, and still love that french press.

If you've never watched this musical, use isolation as an excuse! [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Summer musicals are going to be another victim of the corona virus, now is the time for rehearsals.

So for winter I put my succulents in the window behind the curtain so they could get plenty of sun &...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

very pretty

I don't know what this bird is going through, but I can definitely relate.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Welcome to golden corral and the new menu item - chocolate roasted chicken

More cats and flowers

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Love the third one.

Some amusement and artistry - Cirque du Soleil free online [604now.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I loved watching them in person, thanks.

Good Morning from Maine. How is everyone doing during this crisis?

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Hello and welcome from Texas, seasonal allergies make me question myself every morning, but once I medicate I realize I'm still OK.

Opportunities like this only come once in a lifetime so let's not waste this pandemic! Together we ...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Now there's a pipe dream.

Foursome! .

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Pitcher plants are funny.

A versatile ingredient for delicious meals, and now for wiping afterwards, too.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

What about absorbency?

Some morning cheer...if sarcasm is cheery

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

My question on the bra is, Why?

Maybe it is just me. But since the quarentin I have clearer skys to watch the universe

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

It is clearer skies, there are several interactive maps here https://earther.gizmodo.com/coronavirus-slashes-global-air-pollution-interactive-m-1842473790

Totally pointless random whine: Clarification Edit: below you shall find a jokey hyperbolic ...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

points, I'm 4000 points shy of half way to 10. It gets tougher.

From the times we had drilled for quarantine the scenario of what is going on was not quite the way ...

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

We used to have disaster preparedness people on staff, they drilled all the different scenarios, This was considered a waste of time and money, except by people in the know. All the people in the know were fired by this administration and replaced by country club types. Not the first time this has happened. Does "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" ring any bells?

I'm trying something new this year by planting my potatoes in hay instead of in the ground the way I...

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I have used the barrel method and deep trench method both results vary, just like normal plantings.

My first dewberries from my yard! More are ripening.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Be on the lookout for another crop that comes out in May, sometimes they are interlaced with the dewberries.

Life imitating art

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

It would be much funnier if it weren't so true.

Just a little Trunk humour.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

You misspelled asshole.

Please say hello to @PeteEwy who has just joined the group. Looking forward to your posts.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Welcome @PeteEwy look forward to your posts.

Hey Guys, Im Nicolás from Ecuador, I saw this site advertised in a youtube channel that maybe some ...

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Welcome from Dallas TX USA.

These were taken from the top of the Asoteague Lighthouse.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Nice view, had to look it up to see where it is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assateague_Light if anyone else is interested.

Chelsea quickly realized that since I moved furniture closer together, she need not leave 'her' ...

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

They know.

My first dewberries from my yard! More are ripening.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I love their sweet taste and used to love picking them in the field behind my house in Houston. There were several acres covered with the bushes, but we normally stopped after a gallon or two.

cheerful anemones! I know Dan @Lincoln55 loves ranunculi and anemones .

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Pretty

White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane - [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Always gas been one of my favorites

Spring has sprung! I took these photos a few minutes ago, just outside my house.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Is the pup enjoying his friends extra time with him?

Hello first timer here. Anyone want to level me up? :-)

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Welcome, ask questions, make posts, comment on others' posts, like posts and comments add a little more info to your bio.

Hi people, My name is Tod from Wilmington NC.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

Welcome, sometimes if you load the pic, then while it is loading type your post, they can load very slowly on some phones.

I just called to say I love you

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2020:

You Can't Hurry Love = The Supremes

Please, don't mince words! [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Just stay the fuck at home! Great advice.

Hey, im new to the site, saw it advetised on a youtube channel figured id check it out due to ...

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Welcome.

Hello from Wyoming.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Welcome from texas, might I suggest that you fill out the questions, and add a short bio. People like to know who they are interacting with.

I know there are others here who are using their hobbies to occupy them while they’re “social ...

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

love the dovetail joints and stain job. fantastic work.

No one to cut hair

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Way too much hair on that cue ball.

Dude, don't forget your helmet!!

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

took care of at decades ago.

Caught me out

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

3rd times a charm, you need to slow down on the submit button

Every adult should have one.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

several boxes actually.

I've just realized that my clumsy finger accidentally goes over other members' profile images and ...

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

It's not like you are going to show up on my doorstep. Most people that have been around for a while understand that people check out other people not just for dating, but also to check on background before replying or ignoring.

Eventually it will happen...

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Procrastination and perfection are each other's ugly twin sister.

I'm waiting for these to start blooming. Should happen in the next couple of weeks.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

I'm probably going to miss most of the spring blooms this year, we are under mandatory lock down until at least April 3. probably longer.

Hey all I’m new and since I’m stuck at home I am looking for friendly people to chat with

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Welcome plenty of people here, some even friendly.

Kind of starting to understand why....

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Great minds think alike, just posted this in memes.

Which recluse are you? I'm part lonely bot(no plants) and Grumps(no eye twitch).

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

some of all the above.

Yes I can relate.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

looking good and comfy.

More diet tips:

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Great advice

Thank you Dr. Fauci

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Not soon enough, but a good start.

Something we should all remember in these times of crises.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

He never has and never will.

Christian pastor who thought Corona virus was a hoax dies from it.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Stupidity is its own reward, they should all pray over the corpse without PPE complete with laying on of hands and group hugs.

Karma hits fast and hard

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Stupidity is its own reward, guess he got his sign,

I knew it would come to this.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Cutie for you @pralina1

Anyone else from Virginia kicking around?

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Welcome if you have questions ask, you will get answers, some of them even correct.

Not your typical butt plug

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

That will be a hard pass.

I've been waiting my whole life for this moment . . . .

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

Works for me.

2020 tattoo.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2020:

It's not over yet, this could be just the first act!