Cat brings home a bag of weed to his human who is – a policeman

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

I had an Afghan hound that would do the same thing, never could figure out how he was getting his new toys.

Goodbye 2019. Hello 2020.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Have a Happy!

'The end is coming': Army vet's daughter prepares to deport on immigration foul-up - U.S. - Stripes

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

This administration has no heart, and no brain.

Happy New Year's Eve to you all 🤗🎉🥂

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Happy New Year,

Happy New Year's Eve Boomers🎉🥂🎉😁

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to a great community!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Happy New Year

Last bad pun of the year?

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

save the worst for last.lol

Wordy word memes worth reading.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

both great.

Talking in circles

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

circular logic.

You know who you are.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Cheers!

Cheers to ya all!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Happy new Year to you too.

Good Morning and Happy New Years Eve.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

home alone unless something better comes up.

Meow meow memes

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Fat Fred, my kind of cat.

plus who would even wanna bring more kid(s) into this fckd up planet.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

I've found that people that don't want to be parents, normally don't make very good parents, so no argument from me.

The hospital clerk asked my religion before a medical procedure.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

The reason hospitals ask, is that they have religious workers that are in the hospital to provide religious comfort to those that need or request it. Many also have ministers that take turns visiting the sick of their particular faith. If you request a minister, they want to make sure that you get the one that corresponds to your faith. So atheist, agnostic, or none should be a choice so that when the ministers make their rounds , they don't bother you.

Weather was nuts today.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Everywhere, has been a little strange,

Well now that's imaginative

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

If your tramp stamp has stretched half way down your buttocks, oh nah, not going to go there,

Jist Sharon four a friend.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Bad boy! lol

Ajoite and Papagoite Phantom Quartz from Musina South Africa

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Love the shatter in this. It looks almost like the lightning strike quartz.

Probably true. Anyone use a P-38?

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

now nuclear grade is a whole different story. We would save the removed batteries from the nukes, then on extremely cold days (-20 or so) take them out to start the cars. One battery could start every car in the parking lot and still have a charge left.

Probably mentioned before...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

foredrawn conclusion, to quote Mitt Romney, the only people that will not show you their taxes are those that have something to hide. To extrapolate that, the only documents you won't let someone see are the ones that incriminate you.

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Ladies, this one is all yours, No response over 1 sentence and almost could be interchangeable

I am loving the warm weather but .

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

It looks like they are starting to open too, that could be trouble. The the peach has a chill requirement, so you may not set any fruit this year.

Cats in trouble now

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Lunch time.

Sounds like a good plan.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

turnabout is fairplay.

Peter Strzok Quotes Trump in First Line of Response to DOJ’s ‘Terrifying’ Argument ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

I only wish that Trump could be held personally liable for the damages instead of taxpayers,

Daily duo .

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

second one is my normal coloring skills. lol

The Catholic Church is trying to go 21st century in a very medieval way, unbelievable ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Did a little investigating and it is a registered entity in Vatican City, so the RCC is raising fleecing to TV evangelist levels.

The Catholic Church is trying to go 21st century in a very medieval way, unbelievable ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Holy ripoff, Batman!

This is a kind of solution 😂

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.

Your daily FYI 🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Thank you!

Dog lovers know this

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

We talk to dogs because they look like they are attentively listening.

Progression of the years

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Celebrate at 9 pm then off to the twilight zone marathon all snuggled up.

Looks like him

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Too good looking for Moscow Mitch Mcturtle.

Quit following me...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

[cnn.com] C'mon you guys, really?

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

This asshole had been to that church several times, hardly the act of an atheist.

Don't let them see the fear.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

The time when I was riding one with my sister in law and she kept going oh god oh god, I almost clapped a hand over her mouth, but I wasn't going to let go of the bar.

I can hardly wait!

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

get splinters going down that slide.

Seems reasonable...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Think you nailed it.

I don't know about that...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

How do they know the mating call?

Last one to think about.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Yep!

😂 You have to laugh or cry for the people. 😭

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

WTF? lol

Holly skunk sweat really!

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Holy endangered feces.

Proposed VA Benefit Cut Angers Elderly, Disabled Vets | Military.com

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Appalling, I suggest to anyone currently getting UI to see about getting re-evaluated for additional compensation. Before this it was unnecessary to seek a higher rating since you were already being compensated at 100%. I don't think that the savings will be anywhere near as high as they project. Call and write your Senators and congressmember.

Old joke, "California is the granola state--between the fruits & the nuts, you have the flakes"

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Could describe any state from NY to HI.

Please welcome @topdogcarl who has just joined the group. Look forward to your music choices.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Welcome @topdogcarl

Why Does Cold Weather Kill Your Phone? [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

I never thought that you could dumb down freshman chemistry, I was wrong.

Yours too

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

I remember waking one morning in particular distress, I commented that my body was revolting, my ex simply agreed with me.

The results of our public education system.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

That last one was shitty.

Oh Jebus!!

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Why do they always assume atheist are liberals, there are some good god denying conservatives too.

Seriously!🤔🤨😧

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

The stupid...It hurts.

Hello fellow Humanists, What are you looking forward to accomplishing, participating, or simply ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Continuing to enjoy retirement by traveling as much as i am able and maybe finding my new travel buddy.

A Florida Massage Parlor Owner Has Been Selling Chinese Execs Access to Trump at Mar-a-Lago The ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Now that Epstein is gone he needs a new procurement agent.

A whole bunch of "Piñata memes against our sad, ignorant, POTUS.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

good ones

Good Monday morning everyone, enjoy your day.☕☕☕

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Just got up, about an inch into my first cup. Pants will happen sometime today.

We have. Have you?

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

Talk to him, I'm his supplier.

I remember my mother having them.💄💄💄

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2019:

My paternal grandmother sold it, and used the products. To this day when I smell Avon perfume, I get hungry. She was a great cook, too and wore it even after she stopped selling it.

But but but ??????.... where is the fun in that?????? :)

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

But Lincoln said that if it's on the internet, it's got to be true.

[mediaite.com] No shit, Sherlock!

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Evangelicals would support the devil himself as long as he was anti abortion and hated blacks and browns.

Couple arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven.

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

apparently there are a lot of gullible people for them to have $10,000.

This is Cloud, my bosom buddy and lifelong pal who has helped me to overcome many changes in my life...

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

good looking kitty

Licorice whip.

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

tasty kink

Absolutely.

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Who said it had to be done anyway?

Todays new word Cockwomble!

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Fits him to a T.

Who here ever had a Pinto?

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Old gutless, car never saw a hill or a mountain it could handle.

Always check! 🙀

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Don't stick that one in the oven to warm it up.

Don't really know what's going on here...

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Way more than I would care to analyze.

I've had this exact conversation

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Ironic.

How many could use this lol

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Unless I die while I'm sitting at the computer, it is done as soon as i close my browser. Settings, my friend, settings.

It is a rainy rainy day for us here in Southwest Oregon, Have a wonderful day everyone ☕☕☕☕

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2019:

I haven't been outside yet, it is sunny, but it rained all day yesterday so I know it is going to be soggy.

How do you answer "How are you today?"

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

My go to is, Great, but it'll get better. or fantastic, checked the obituaries and I didn't even get an honorable mention or Not too bad, but it is still early . I've been using those and others that I don't even know which one is going to come out half the time. Just mindless blather.

Eye Agate The "eyes" were formed by silica-rich liquid filling gaps (occlusions) in the rocky ...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Weird, but intriguing.

Once you hit a certain age.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Yes, you called that one..

Trump often says things that seem rather ignorant and even stupid, yet he is a genius at ...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

A con man that has never had to bear the responsibility for his actions or lies.

Please welcome @KittensandSage who has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Welcome @KittensandSage.

Oh lawd, he comin'

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

that face. LMAO

Tweets vs. Coals

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

You might get better responses to these in the political groups, specifically the conservative atheist would probably give you some good feedback https://agnostic.com/group/Conservativeatheists click on the link

More about Bonespurs’ favorite SEAL [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

A war criminal pardoned by a common criminal.

Reminds me of something I've seen before...it's been so long, though, I'm not sure.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Two judgmental women waiting for you to figure something out, you really need to get out more often, lol

See? It works!

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

good one

His dog loves him.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

For what?

Is it human grade?

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

apparently good ones. lol

Claws,paws and jaws.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Catty

More interesting history.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

This is a story well know in the nuclear weapons field. Their breeder reactor was a very simple and efficient design, the problem was getting it loaded with the right materials, Enriched Uranium and heavy water, had it ever been loaded, there is the very real possibility that it might have caused the death of all the scientist and technicians working on it.

Gonna be a vegetable for the next couple of hours and watch Office Space.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

I'm cooking shrimp gumbo, then having a few friends over. Enjoy the movie.

Browsing history tells many stories...

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

How about an award winning one

Hey smell this....🤣😂

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Had to find my inhaler I laughed so hard.

Please say hello to @Lightupmylife who has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Welcome @Lightupmylife .

Satan and I in Florida .

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Love your new travel buddy, glad you had a great time.

I got a magazine cover!

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Congrats

Good evening. How was everyones Christmas?

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

My ex came over, I made smoked burnt ends and clam chowder, she made sausage balls and we watched 6 hours of SG1 while we exchange notes on our son and his girlfriend. A good time was had by all.

Typical politicians...and blind followers.

glennlab comments on Dec 28, 2019:

Not even remotely funny.

I can remember the good old days when there was an occasional mistake made by the person in the ...

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

LMAO

Not saying this is me but ....

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I have to hold my hand up to tell whether I'm walking or rolling,

In a Galaxy far far away...

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Makes sense to me, but it's still funny, off to my collection it goes.

!.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Sneaky way for parents to gift new clothes and not have to hear the kids bitch that they got CLOTHES for Christmas,

Jebus jokes

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

LMAO

Kids today. Sheesh....

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

So true, and it was uphill on the way back by the police station.

In my advancing years I have been asking myself this.

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

Just live until you die. we are not around long enough to make any real difference in the grand scheme of things.

Chapi how many of us would laugh

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2019:

If you need me, I'll be there. Anything to help send off a fellow vet in style.