I wasn't planning to...

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Where? Why? Who would even think this was a good idea?

Some guys have trouble finding it though.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

The forest is hiding it

What airline is this?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Greek

Yikes cannot unsee that may go blind and lost my appetite

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

How'd you get my picture?

So true....

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Welcome to my town.

Church & State Compatibility?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

All good

School desk, grade school was 3....high school was 8. 😁

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

all except 6.

This is hard to argue with

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

One of my favorite sayings. Gets quite the response.

Trump screws the troops, again [businessinsider.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

Once again , after hearing the outrage a new policy generated, the Trump administration has been force to walk back an initial report ( I watched the original release)now they are saying just kidding we didn't mean what we just said , instead we meant something completely different.

Looks more of a, "What did you eat?" to me.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2019:

The look on the ginger's face, lol

From a Danish newspaper

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Very good likeness.

[youtu.be] I always thought she was a great singer one of my favorites by her

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I've seen her in Las Vegas twice, I was there the week she turned 70.

Moms will love ya and kids will hate ya

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Don't know about todays kids, but that would have caused a good egging in my day.

A little cat humor....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

all good.

What the fuck?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Just posted in trump penita group, He is going to have a problem with this since it was a result of legislation and you can't overturn legislation with an executive order, but it is going to inconvienence a lot of troops and cost them a buttload of money.

Internet dating, what not to do (like definitely the one thing you absolutely don't do).

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

As of Sunday, that will be illegal in Texas, so if you send one, it better be good because it will be evidence in your trial and public record.

Im gonna leave these here

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

you're going to have to explain the neutron one to me.

Welcome Fall!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

That's a double NO. Fall doesn't start until Sept 21. and communion wafers are really hard to fill up on.

Something just popped into my head and I don't feel like researching.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

He got what he wanted and is laying low, a president that was only smart enough to sign his name. full quote "We don't need a president to tell us what direction to go; we know what direction we want to go. . . . The Republicans in the House have passed 24-plus bills that create jobs and opportunity and strip out regulations. We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don't need someone to think it up or design it. The leadership now for the modern conservative movement for the next 20 years will be coming out of the House and the Senate. . . . [We just need to] pick a Republican with enough working digits to handle a pen to become the president of the United States . . . [and] to sign the legislation that has already been prepared."

A very good place to keep your petty cash.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

almost didn't recognize young Johnny

Has it ever been suggested that we list the "My Groups" column in alphabetical order?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

To answer your question, Yes. The problem is the sort parameters in the computer language. the alpha sort only is applied to the main text and not to the sidebar, which is where your groups are. I am not sure of the coding to get what you want done done, but i can tell you from my old days doing programs, it is dependent on the number of associated lines of code that have to be changed, It is better now than it was.

I have a profile on the Fish site.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

wrong fishing hole.

Yah what the hell?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Anyone who has looked at the prices know that ain't going to happen.

The smart one

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

or beer, which is pre-piss,

We had a gold one in our home🤪

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

And who remembers banging their head on the low hanging ones in short people's houses.

I was bored🤣😂🤪

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

X-rayed sex.

According to ours... 03:30 is cat breakfast time. 🙄😼😼

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

You knew there would be issues before you got a cat, no sympathy here. Buck up and feed the little darling then try to go back to sleep as she head butts you in thanks.

Not my photo but I couldn't resist!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

The reason one of my saves is the file exactly as it was shot, no deletes, no edits, there has been more than once that i looked at a picture and couldn't imagine what it was and why i saved it to the file, then went back and saw the pic before and after and realized what i had there.

Should I get it?????

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Go for it, Bob

May your cup runneth over😊

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

grab the paper towels

Good morning everybody! I love cook, but since I shifted a four 10 hour day work week, I'm not ...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

My son's response when I had to put in 60 hour weeks was to learn to cook (my ex made the best fried water you ever had, but other than that she couldn't cook). Now that I am completely empty nested, I will fix a couple of days food at a time.

Yep, it's pretty much just like this.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Nailed it.

Hi everybody, here find like minded partner.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Welcome, welcome to the show. Take part and get to know some people.

Eco-Viking

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

and they are dishwasher safe

Question: How many of you got into a bad relationship because of great sex?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

Way many more times than I am willing to admit.

No words needed meme 😂

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2019:

I just picked all my picquen and Thai peppers today, my eye itched and without thinking I rubbed it, I feel for the little girl, but she probably deserved it.

This is why I hate technology

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I save my desiccant, it can be reheated and recharged.

Im waiting on the veterinarian to open in the morning.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Hope everything comes out OK.

No democratic votes from dead people lol

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

In the United States in the last 2 elections, not one person was charged for in person voter fraud, the majority of all cases was a person voting by mail for a relative, next was gathering ballots and adulterating them in some fashion or throwing them away.

Can they defend the entire election?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

All the more reason for a paper voting system, with computer updates printed out on a regular basis.

Sorry for the fuzzy photos but they were taken through the backdoor glass & screen door.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I miss seeing deer in the back yard, but living in the city it won't happen anytime soon.

Devin Nunes’ attorney argues @DevinNunesMom, @DevinCow parody accounts as dangerous as guns ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

What a whiner, wiener, winer, damn all three work with the article.

Instead of this, try that ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

The top one is correct, Right?

I think I was dyslexic for a second there.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

You see familiar words even if they are misspelled, so most people will read a memonic as a real word.

Big time...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Just take matters into your own hands.

I bought a cedar chest at a local thrift store and it is missing some veneer (no, that is not what ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I have used this many times over the years

New movie dumb and dumber

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Really tell trump is wearing lifts.

New member here.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

Welcome, fill out a short bio and answer the profile questions even if you are just here for community, people like to know a little bit about who they are talking to.

I have never seen this before, have you?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2019:

I remember they weren't very good.

[newsthump.com] Sounds like a good idea

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

It is times like this that I'm glad there is no red button. It is a code book and hotline phone that rings in the Joint chief of Staffs command post and Offutt AFB, command post. The info ring into the Pentagon was added after the Nixon problem.

Everything is made in vachina

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Dad jokes.

I love when the sedum are blooming.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

nice feeders you have there.

Don't know how anyone could support him. Lots of my military friends still do. [businessinsider.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I was always amazed at the lack of critical thinking from those in the lower ranks both enlisted and officer corps. Staff were a different animal depending on a host of different things.

I thought this was satire, then I saw a second article about it.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

It is actually scarier that he and Rick Perry are in control of our nuclear arsenal and could actually test this in real time before anyone could stop them.

The healing power of crystals

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I believe in the magic of crystals, I can change a pretty rock into green paper with virtually no marketing.

See what happens when you're bad?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

We got some here that might convert if that's true.

Good afternoon, my friends! I'm a bit frenzied this week, between work and lots of other stuff ...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Any time I travel overseas, I carry a large duffle that also holds a fold up duffle for the trinkets I pick up. For a short trip I have a small bag that holds everything including my laptop.

Fractal of the day.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

And me stuck here with no acid.

It's not just me then?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Now highway to hell is going to be stuck with me all day.

Arkansas gold Who wants to go mining in Arkansas? This haul is worth $4 mil.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I go every couple of years, I try to go when school is in so I don't have to deal with the families with little regard for other's safety.

Hi all.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

Come on in and voice your opinions as you are comfortable. Welcome to the show.

There are a lot of products in supermarkets that I would never buy.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

it depends on how hungry I am

So all those bottles must be empty ...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I'm 65, totally disabled by the VA, my response in the to the question in the ER at the VA was check your fucking records. if it's not there, I'm not taking it.

I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but i found these two doing the dirty in my breezeway.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

I think vegan sex is excluded from the porn rules.

Age is a work of art.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2019:

and you are.

I don't think he was joking. [politico.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Thankfully it is the Congressional Medal of Honor, I wouldn't be surprised to see him grant himself a presidential Medal of Freedom in the batch of papers where he grants himself and his family and cronies pardons for all crimes they have committed prior to the date of the pardon.

Name that speech....

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

As close as Trump will ever get to Lincoln, unless My American cousin is playing in DC this summer.

Maybe looking for a companion. Oh to be an introspective cow.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Her boy left on a cruise, as the buffet.

Please tell me this is a joke. [axios.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

This was first proposed in the 1960s, under Project Plowshare. the science very clearly states not no, but hell no. Not only was it ineffective the amount of radioactive contamination was well beyond acceptable levels even for the early 60s

A Portable Car 45 RPM Record Player. Ever Heard Of This?

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

where I grew up that would have been a great way to ruin your whole record collection. Washboard roads, in town, in the country potholes to swallow a small car.

I picked a lot of yummy tomatoes last night, and have identified the mystery volunteer vine as mini ...

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

They appear to be ornamental gourds.

I will admit this might be a pick too finicky, but I really do not want to date a man who is smaller...

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Just tell him that you don't think it will work and wish him well and that you don't want to continue.

Ooh, yummy.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

why is he bread? (I know you don't write them, but it is funny)

Interesting place.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Who knew Shirley was a swinger.

Wow. Amazing

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

Time for Charles to join him.

If you could be alone and totally undisturbed with tRump for 10 minutes, what would you do or say?

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

say nothing, just offer him a cyanide cocktail.

How many nick names can we think of to describe tRump? I'll start - Cheeto

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

orange anus

That’ll teach em

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

that'll really teach them not to let you have their password.

Finally, a situation where we don't need a bigger boat.

glennlab comments on Aug 25, 2019:

definitely a hole where you throw money, just not in the water this time.

Today I noticed th rowan trees in the neighborhood.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Made me look it up, beautiful trees.

Trump Ranks With Mother Teresa on Women’s Issues, Surrogate Claims – Rolling Stone

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Line up Donne, David and Charles and Mother T and have a field day.

I would have to disagree with that.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

if it rocks so much how come most people are happy they lost it?

It's not easy to be romantic.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I want to nibble on her neck, but my teeth are in the bathroom.

Good Saturday afternoon! We've had a busy day so far, and are going to Chuck's sister's soon for a ...

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Use by/best by dates are only a suggestion. If it looks ok, smells ok, and tastes ok, use it. The question is whether it is still acceptable to YOU. Many spices start to lose their potency after a short period, but you compensate by using more. Asa long as they don't have bugs in them and meet my criteria, I'll use them until they are gone.

Be strong enough to stand alone, be yourself enough to stay apart, but be wise enough to stand ...

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

agree

What's going on here?

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

If I could see it, I'd make a wise ass comment.

Halloween on a budget Sometimes the cheapest costumes are the best costumes.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

@azzow2 Got your daughter's costume design , now to figure out your son's.

I could use a waffle about now...

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

twatwaffles?

I was in shock this morning.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I told you that when I gave it to you. As prolific a vine as it is, if not for the frits, you would be covered in it, they only eat the leaves. They just found it before it really got established. It will recover over the winter when the butterflies go into semi hibernation.

My post yesterday regarding "Fiddler on the Roof" prompts me to ask, what subjects or interests do ...

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Nuclear weapons/warfare.

The double phoenix rising from the ashes and rising in the sky over the Susquehanna River.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

nice art work. Love the little face at the bottom

Iron Man's request to Captain America

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Not possible, Iron Man didn't show up until 1963, since that time it has never meant that.

And have a nice weekend...

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Take care of yourself.

None of us believe in this.

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Good warning, I'm not going to poke the cat.

Do you say the pledge of allegiance, when called to do so in a public setting?

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

It really depends on the situation, if I am in the crowd, I stand,and say nothing, if I am on the dais then I will perform as expected.

Good morning everyone!

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I believe that he sold the market short on Thursday and expects to cash in on Monday.

"Condolences poured in from all the politicians he owned and mourners are being asked, in lieu of ...

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

The only question left is , Who will inherit all the politicians he owned?

Some funny cat videos enjoy

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

Funny

How to stop men from picking up a precious wood sculpture?

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

I have a very delicate silver sculpture that i have had for over 40 years, It has a glass case. I have had people actually lift the case off to examine it more closely. I finally had to put it out of reach of everyone.

Funny dog meme

glennlab comments on Aug 24, 2019:

a little Napoleon complex going on there,