why you don't put lights on a palm tree

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

This way to the orgy, Saturnalia lives!

My cereal box had a handy tip for freezing left over wine in an icecube tray.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Left over wine, that is heresy.

[theonion.com] Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Putting cream on the ham, me thinks they do protest too much.

Tweeted from the Royal Throneroom by Sir Liesalot, the words of a wannabe dictator.

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Couldn't be a better Orwellian picture.

Air Drop is wonderful

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

That's going to sting in the morning.

How to Wrap a Goat for Christmas - YouTube

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

WHY ?

So coming up to Christmas please tell me Athiests what you think of the Holiday season since you ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Oh and my favorite holiday is low priced candy day, Nov 1.

So coming up to Christmas please tell me Athiests what you think of the Holiday season since you ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

Same thing I think on St Valentines Day, St Patrick's Day, Cinco De Mayo,New Years Eve, Friends and party.

I think it is clever to hold off on submitting charges to the Senate, what do you think?

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

I think that they should hold it until after the New Year, continuing to gather evidence for a full presentation in the senate

Weird pickup line

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

If you're still a virgin at my age, you have missed some of the best things in life.

I’ve listened patiently for a few months trying to understand the dichotomy between Agnostics & ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2019:

I am an extrovert in most areas of my life, but I am an agnostic, generalizing based on one set of criteria is dangerous as are not knowing the difference between causality and corollary.

Saving money.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Cost effective decor.

When that song came out, I let everyone on the scene know that it was written for me.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Bitter sweet memories.

Dino Christmas Tree.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

He didn't even see it coming

Just a few sentiments about trump....

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Stop sugar coating it, just tell us the facts.

The seven year old sculpter is really proud of his "pirate boat".

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

I know a lot of pirates that might want a ride in that boat.

Hey all ♥️ Alive and well ( I think !), And running around like a hyper monkey as usual .

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

You were the first person I thought of when I saw that basket, glad you liked it.

RESEARCH WANTED Top Republican lawmakers on the House Energy and Commerce Committee are pushing ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

about time, in fact way past time.

Choose the squares with an impeachee..

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

good one

Pillow talk

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

better than hallway sex, that's when you just pass each other in the hallway and say fuck you.

You never know...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

of course. makes perfect sense, to the person that wrote it.

Touché. 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

funny

Remember the bundled up kid from A Christmas Story? That's me. Have a great Hump Day!

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Pictures, or it didn't happen, lol

Hilarious video exposes Trump supporters urging Americans to ‘read the transcript’ — but ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

classic case of do as I say, not as I do.

I'm glad I'm not a cat! 😂

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

LMAO

Well that's good to know😂😊👍

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

good one

My mom's best friend had this on her Silver Tree, anybody here had one? 🎄🎄🎄

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

We had one one year, but that damned silver tree stayed around for several more.

We don't need snow

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

good, because soon there won't be any

43 South Dakota farmers and ranchers have filed for bankruptcy in just the last two weeks! And what ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Over 400 bills sit on Moscow Mitch's desk. Impeach the Russian agent, then rid the US of Russian co-conspirators, basically anyone with an R behind their name.

At least he didn't name her Darth Vader

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

funny

December sunset

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Nice

Some sacrifices are needed..

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

I've got a list.

Dont think ill try this

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Seems he never learns his lessons.

Let me in!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

If you failed to answer the door, mime would climb up the screen, drop off, then go around to the door and wait, if you didn't get there in time, he was back on the screen.

That's too bad...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

When you see one of those deflated displays in the daylight, it looks like giants had a party and left their condoms on the lawn.

Wait a minute, that was just ...... yesterday, wasn't it?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Hard to imagine it was that long ago.

Christian Group Cites “Death to Gays” Bible Verse in Call for Hallmark Boycott ...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

I have seen 3 different versions of the commercial, in only one do they kiss, fuck em if they want to deny love happens.

In Our View: Herrera Beutler’s impeachment views lacking [columbian.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Glad to see this.

I don't think I've ever been embarrassed on behalf of someone else this hard before. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Way too hard to watch it is so bad even with the commentary. lol

Oh that's harsh!

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

There's a man that is not going to get lucky for a while.

Enjoy Taco Tuesday at home. Stock up on Toaster Tacos from your grocer's freezer.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

going to make one hell of a mess loaded that way, lol

Focus group people...🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Makes sense to me. But I'm not going to buy it.

I just got word! I am now, officially, a GREAT-GRANDFATHER! The Baby was born at about 8:15 AM ...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Congrats!

Enjoy Taco Tuesday at home. Stock up on Toaster Tacos from your grocer's freezer.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Not going to want to be the one that cleans that toaster.

Oh oh full disclosure

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

As the girl said, telling a guy that you have a man doesn't keep him from hitting on you, but tell him you used to be a man...

Did you ever get one for Christmas?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Oh yes, found out which ones I didn't like and couldn't trade because no one else liked them either.

I wonder which song would be good by replacing Merry with Scary.😁

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Burl Ives tune come to mind,

"Self" 🤔😁

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

What would you have done if you were in the shower?

A possible return of a native, but I wonder if a cross/hybrid is the same thing. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

This is similar to a captive breeding program with an endangered species, where they are mated with another sub species to increase the numbers to a sustainable level.

This arrived today.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Cats and kids, would rather have the box than what inside

The weather is such a mess in several different parts of the country. Stay safe, all.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

It got below freezing last night,(Dallas) but the really bad weather passed us by and hit La. and farther east.

Good morning! I have to give a speech tonight about having been mentored.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Some mentors teach not what they intended, but the opposite. My uncle, a Klansman, through his example showed me what hate and fear can do to a person, and helped me become the flaming liberal I am today.

Christmas dinner in a can. Would you eat this? [12tomatoes.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Nope.

Hey there what is good?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Depends on what you are looking for.

I was wondering why republicans do not recognize the bribery in the “perfect” call.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

It is not because they ACCEPT bribes all of the time, it is because they know that if they call anyone out on it they will be blackballed in the good guy's club, where you get rich and no one asks any questions about how you got there.

Et tu CNN? The fuck is up with this????? [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

When you read the bio of of this shit for brains, it reads that he sucks cocks in hell for pennies.

OK you pervs you all know what day it is today right?....

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2019:

Might just be my mood, but not very funny

I laughed, unusual with all that is going on lately.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

funny

Some will get this, some won't.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

That's funny.

Hello alll... I just bought a two peep carriage? Woohoo! I told sassy awhile ago..

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

Congrats.

Good afternoon everyone! Good work day.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

Hang in there, just take it one thing at a time.

Finished my office. It came out quite nice

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

Christmas Squirrel, love it.

Outgoing Ky Gov Matt Bevin pardons 428 convicted felons.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

The power to pardon is very seldom used. Most of the time people die with the stain still on their name due to wrongful convictions. Out of a felon population of over 200,000 in KY he pardoned 428. The process varies by state, but it is a very expensive and time consuming process in every state. It is hardly news that most of those pardoned had political connections. Now is not the time to eliminate pardons, but to make them more available to those that have finished their sentences and have been crime free for 10 years or more. With the number of wrongly convicted growing daily, the pardon offers the swiftest path to justice. Evidence is showing that at least 2% and maybe as high as 20% of all convictions (including where a defendant plead guilty to avoid a harsher sentence at trial) are wrongful.

Hey everybody! I'm on the way home from a great weekend.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

Drinking in the beauty around me, going over thoughts, bitching about the other idiots on the road, the list is long.

Please welcome @whiskywoman who has joined the group, she’s already no stranger to other music ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

Welcome @whiskywoman

This was so cute! [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

cute

Potato or Yam?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2019:

I yam what I yam.

How fun would this be!

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2019:

What time's the party?

I want more more more☕☕😁☕☕

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2019:

Same here

Children's clothing commercial [youtu.be] Too accurate to be a real commercial

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2019:

So totally spot on.

Sounds like a party to me.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2019:

So no reservations necessary?

Ok, who ate the christain again.. spit em out.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2019:

She didn't tell me she was a christian before I ate her.

Dexter Christmas?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2019:

I thought Loreana Bobbitt was selling ornaments.

Fellow Nubes.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2019:

Welcome

My dogs are soooo much cuter, tomorrow is the day & maybe if we all flush together it will work ...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2019:

I'll bet your dogs don't have a man crush on Trump as well as being cuter.

Brides for the truly desperate bachelors

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2019:

I would Never be that desperate.

Nature will win

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2019:

Always!

Please welcome @Ormonddude the group. Looking forward some great Rock music.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2019:

Welcome @Ormonddude, looking forward to your contributions.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2019:

I got to see Frank and Nancy perform at a political rally in the Astrodome in 1968, I finally saw what my mother (who took me) saw in him.

..........

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Memes and porn, the backbone of the internet.

I'll have to check those out.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

His raincoat?

Where it stops, no body knows.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Sounds like fun, let's head out.

Sailor cat.. into the far beyond

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Go go kitty

Today's hike: beautiful, ghostly, fog ice crystals

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

I used to love the designs the ice fog at Fairchild (Spokane), we used cold fog dispersal, so the ice fog would stick to any thin surface. The chain link fences would have a lattice like attachment several inches out from the fences, the trees were all frocked and because they used propane to disperse the fog, the roads were slicker than.. pretty much anything you can imagine.

I got high today and went exploring roads I haven't before.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Looks cool, make that really fucking cold.

13th Floor Elevators/Quicksilver Messenger Service Poster

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Used to see 13th floor Elevators in the early 70s in Houston at a club there.

Just some thoughts on all the nude pics here.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

where do you find these pics, I only see a few. I'm not doubting you, just saying I haven't seen that many,

Please welcome two new members to the group - @SeaGreenEyez and @callmedubious.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Welcome @SeaGreenEyez and @callmedubious look forward to your contributions.

I’m convinced the Flintstones actually takes place in a post-apocalyptic time period

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

I'll tel you just like I tell the fundies, " It's a fucking cartoon. It doesn't have to make sense."

80s cartoons amirite?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

LMAO, so hard I lost my breath.

He was my very favorite Doctor ❤️

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

a little help, please.

Ba-dum tsh 🥁

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

HaHa, groan,

17 and LucyLou is not excited about that crap! Her ears are cold!🐾🌬❄️☃️

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

I love the way she covers herself up.

I'm thinking about taking my 15 and 11 year old to an anti-Trump protest

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

If you are worried about projectiles or tear gas, I suggest a shopping bag with a bandanna large enough to cover your mouth and nose and safety glasses for each of you. And a small jar of vaseline. You use the vaseline to cover your exposed skin as well as your lips and inside your nose before you put the bandanna over your face. I seriously doubt that you will need them, but it never hurts to be prepared.

I'm thinking about taking my 15 and 11 year old to an anti-Trump protest

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Stand up and be counted, at 12 I was marching in Civil Rights marches in the deep south. The marches were not that dangerous, the fall out in the community afterwards was a different story.

WTF?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

Classic case of legislators not keeping up with technology and prosecutors lacking a brain and a heart.

But, those were the old rules....

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

It aint a sin if there is no god.

Newbie here, do mostly landscapes as I spend a lot of time outdoors hiking/backpacking etc.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

looks good

Purple Heart and Bone Spurs

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

that's the reason his heroes are a KGB director and a spoiled brat rich dictator.

When did we forget?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2019:

2016