Most inept criminals ever--but cool story!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Hard to refute your own confession when it is backed up by your lawyer and chief of staff.

This is my favorite musical work in any genre, and I feel lucky that it is by a good friend of mine.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Like it. Thanks

Please welcome @DavidDuhon to the group. I see you have already made a post, I must take a listen.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Welcome @DavidDuhon .

Pete Seeger - "Forever Young" He must have been pretty cool to put happy faces on these kids.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

One of the great song writers of our time.

I remember using this, did you?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

The old wet tape dispenser, you bet. Couldn't seal boxes without it.

Today this orchid produced a second flower spray!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

beautiful. I have been tempted to try orchids, but so far I haven't.

Kid show ripping off popular culture? Say it isn't so!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

There is little new, just variations of the past mostly.

[facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Almost always better to straight post rather than providing a link on short stuff.

Please welcome @gypsyjane who has joined the group.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Welcome @gypsyjane

After waking me up at 6:30 to let them out, they go right back to sleep.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

My dog and cat used to double team me in the morning, cat would jump on the bed to let me know the dog wanted out.

Oh that religious crazy train just keeps rolling along, even though it went off the tracks a long ...

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

That dude is one sick fuck, who I'll bet has never satisfied his wife or just found her toy drawer.

Hi folks, I'm new here.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Welcome to the asylum, look forward to your contributions.

What is everyone's favorite method of coffee brewing?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

My camping perculator, dark roast, strong and black.

Hi folks, I recently turned 47 and been having feelings about that.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Dating is always hard, finding someone that you can put up with and that will put up with you is harder after 50 mostly because you have enough experience to see the red flags.

Help me out a little...

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Can be a pain and dangerous.

Suspending disbelief

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

never notice the guys anyhow.

Yeah just grab a handfull, lol

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Eat in the car much?

And then, they continued.....

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2019:

Explains it really well, crooks, liars ans scoundrels

Just because I can

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Rub it in that you live in a legal state.

Vintage cereals

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I've eaten all but 5 of them

They do what???

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

time for the new ones

Seriously?....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I have this to say about that.

Remember who this little guy is?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

frito bandito

I was sitting on the bank of the Arkansas river sluicing for gold when this family of big horn sheep...

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Nice pics, all three.

Hello, I'm a non-theistic, retired ski pro.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Welcome to the asylum, we have cookies.

How do you deal with Christmas?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

share gifts, food, and time, The winter solstice has been celebrated for at least 10,000 years, a few days earlier or later is irrelevant. We actually don't celebrate any holiday, it's just the time when people have time off so we take advantage.

I was lucky to run across this ghost bike in a snow storm last winter.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

We only get snow every couple of years so not many

A couple more...

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

good set

Hello darkness, my old friend.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I've come to talk with you again, and have that last cup.

Beach Boys "Little Deuce Coupe" [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Been a while, saw them in the Astrodome. They had the stadium rocking enough that I got a little worried about collapse.

"Take a left turn at Albuquerque" B. Bunny

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Wonder how many late night drunks take that turn?

Vaping illness 'breakthrough' points to vitamin E oil as a cause [nbcnews.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

another reason that when i was approached to manufacture CBD cartridges for vaping, I refused, since I did not have the expertise to safely do it,

How do you "like" someone as opposed to "follow" them?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

You can send a smile if that is on their profile page upper right hannd corner.

Thursday night funnies! You're welcome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Really loved #3 .

Caught again!

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

cup holder.

Cat is getting out of hand

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Her plate?

Mother-in-law ... ugh ...

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Already got one of those, don't need another.

Didn't we all?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

She's not the only one, Pence is really disappointed.

Got my medical marijuana card approved! Just waiting for it to come in the mail.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Congratulations, who would have thought that OK would get medical before Texas.

👋🏻 New here from the Charlotte, NC metro area. Wanted to just say hi.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Welcome

I still love my little barf machine -

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

It's what cats do.

Who ISN'T involved in Ukraine?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Corruption, thy name is republican.

Sorry Don, he's incapable

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Like e loves your sister?

Off season employment opportunities for Lycanthropes.....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Both smiles look insidious

A couple more good ones. What will we ever do with ourselves when he is gone?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Good selections.

Woke up this morning to suddenly slightly chilly weather.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I've never tried, so good luck. Most plants with tubers and bulbs you let die back before you transplant.

someone didnt go to thier osha class

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Should see the painters in Belize, 3 extension ladders tied together to get to the third floor.

Hoe dem leaves....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Is it bad that more people have seen the first lady's vagina than have seen the president's taxes?

Kind of disturbing.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

I do believe she is well armed.

Good observation.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

2 mississippi's

Roses are red....

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Drunk, that's understatement.

No doubt...

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

If they had any hot sauce, maybe.

Change my mind!

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Like any of us wouldn't do the same thing, but great to point out.

An important message

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

At least it is on the roller and not stacked on the empty tube.

Hoping this isn't a repost.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

That started my day off great, I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks for the liquid warning, it was indeed necessary.

I'm ready to get back to living my life - as least after this postop pain eases off!

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2019:

Got well soon, I hope the pain passes quickly.

Hey, ya’ll.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Sorry things didn't work out.

Hi, just wanted introduce the gardener in me this group.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Welcome, looking forward to your contributions.

The eric says the donnie gives all his salary to the treasury.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I seriously doubt it. While he says that he has donated, I have not heard of any organization that actually received the funds,

Getting old is not for sissies👍😁

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Mo sissie here, the cold is killing me this morning though.

And back to another low-light evening shot, Fuchsia can be a good subject…

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I just have to agree with everyone, very good

We have to boycott Papa Johns now.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Can't boycott what you don't buy, so preaching to the choir.

watch out who you point at Another twofer also gun control [onenewspage.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I don't see it passing appeal. If it is appealed.

I am fresh.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Welcome look forward to your comments.

I really want a cat like this! He has epic murder mittens don't he?

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

getting ready for take off.

I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Accidents cause people.

Spittin' image

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Lock the kids up, he's back.

Modern parenting

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Mommy doesn't see it yet.

Sixth Sense

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Normally dogfarts are SBDs, lol Manfarts are loud and stinky,

Hello Agnostic folk! Came across this site and decided to look around.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Welcome, come in we have cookies.

I think they refer to it as walnut-lung.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Tasty, best when roasted.

Always watching.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

When philosophy turns to practicum.

Public service announcement

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I'd change wifes, that one is not too bright, but then neither are you, if you believe that, lol

here's today's contribution.......

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I celebrate everyone else's holidays, it's an excuse to get together with your friends.

Book return.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Bad ass squirrels, that book drop looks heavy.

Remembers these AMC cars in 1974? (The AMC Pacer was produced from 1975-1979)

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

the bottom 4 all had light ass rear ends that would fishtail like a bitch.

I got to resort to my backup coffee makers.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

I used my camping backup for close to 2 weeks, so my sympathies on the death of Mr coffee.

LOL Grandpa's pants🤣😅🤣😅

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Just high waisted.

Oh I wish!

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Better than coming from the East River.

Fresh amputee w post surgical infection , miserable as he can be , arrived w all the signs and ...

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

You did great, sometime we just swallow what we know is the truth and tell someone what they need to hear.

Has anyone played truth or dare recently?

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Oh hell no,

Babe I'm Gonna Leave You (2014 Remaster) [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

Always enjoy a little led zep

History repeats.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2019:

You mean that time the pope said kill all the cats, that led to excess of brown rats with fleas, that led to the outbreak of the plague, which spread even faster since they blamed it on the night air so they huddled in closed cramped quarters that the rats really loved.

Oh oh donnie

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

He should be so lucky. It will probably ring in the East River.

Lmao that is funny

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Worked before, ought to work again.

I had a coworker today get a call from her mom who is in her ‘70’s about getting a call from the...

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

As a tax pro, my advice is you always tell them that the IRS always sends letters first, normally at least 4, before they call. If there is a criminal investigation, they will not call at all, 2 CID agents will show up with a warrant signed by a federal judge and you will leave with them.

Meowy McMeowerson.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Some cats might be more effective

Give credit where credit is due

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Neptune's from Alabama?

Hello from Virginia.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Welcome to the Asylum.

No. No. No. No. No.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Nope, not going to happen.

Sounds good to me.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Where i can get a check that is a really big checky

I like this one too in case someone actually tries to use this ridiculous argument.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Good point, thanks.

Hello, I'm from Windsor, ON.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Welcome come on in and join the party

So many questions....

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I suspect someone is adding to it when I'm not there.

Excuse me....

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

You can smell the interest.

I'm booing myself....

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

groan, what the Dickens?

Mystery solved....

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

He's pointing himself out.

David Bowie Heroes Just exquisite! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

I play this one a lot.

I always love how ultra religious people will quote Leviticus and claim that the bible is gods word.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

That and two kinds of cloth, offering 2 sheep and a goat for their daughter, offering to stone them for adultery, the list goes on and on.

The Redneck “process of elimination”!

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2019:

Win it anyway you can,