Does anyone remember the mini salt shakers that you could take in your lunch bag?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2019:

My brother was a saltaholic, he took one to school everyday, my grandmother kept a case of them under the counter in the store.

Oh this is getting good. [bloomberg.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2019:

How do you say TREASON?.

We always enjoyed looking through these.😁

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2019:

The annual big book or the quarterly update ones?

Will be needing to get one soon.😂🤣😂🤣

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Got a little bundle on the way? Hopefully it's by proxy.

Good Morning 🤗☕☕☕

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Cheers.

Think about it...

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Bee all that you can bee.

Free Weenie!!

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2019:

Potttgtter

He forgives your sins lmao

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

stolen, goes into my collection.

Yup makes sense

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

How long can you tread water?

This is the transcript of the Trump-Zelensky call ENJOY �f;Ctffi'fHOftC01 q,J cfOfi ...

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

There are at least 20 minutes of the call omitted in the ellipses.

TRI-STATE WAIT New York Gov.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Makes sense, therefore: probably will be fruitless.

The older I get🤗

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

and the older young becomes.

Did you grow up with an avocado kitchen? 🤔

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Those were the colors my ex wife chose for our wedding gifts.

Enjoying the crisp morning breeze & the good outdoor smells:

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

So Jelly, it's still summer here and will be for a while.

Not going to be on much today got to go get a tooth extracted so grateful for Lorazepam this will ...

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Be well and take care of yourself.

Trump call .

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

A partial transcript was released, and it is damning

[youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I've been warning about all these points since he proposed his tax cuts.

Just a little penis humour....happy hump day....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

If that's a little penis, you have been spoiled,

Been thinking about my life and came to the conclusion that.....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

You know it's bad when you get up early just to see the crack of dawn.

Please welcome @ChristCornhell42 to the group. Looking forward to hearing you choice of music.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Welcome come on in and share,

Happy Wednesday! I'm so groggy today! Does your sleep change when it starts getting colder?

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I'll let you know in a few months when it get colder here.

This is so cute

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Dog has more pussy than he can handle, but boy is he happy.

Lol love it

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Now that is embarrassing for Laura.

Trumps speech

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

too complicated for DJT to follow

Dont want this lawyer

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Good lawyer, from NYC and claims to be a country lawyer.

Asian McDonalds

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Not how I would sell fries

Poor donnie

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

and claimed a little girl bullied him!

Redneck bathroom

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

spritzer?

Like me in morning

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

poor puppy

Perfect show us

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

they're butt hurt

Does anyone participate in dog sports?

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I used to with my ex. Now that my dogs have all moved on, it wouldn't be fair to a new pupper to a new dog since I travel so much

But what were you wearing? And a prayer.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

If I prayed, that would be my prayer.

No. Really.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I was going to say something, but it's ok.

That's what it is.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

these damn sight jokes and I'm getting ready for bed.

New child safety tip....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

I had to look at it several times before I figure it out (no one with a pacifier around here for 35 years)

Hello! I need some help, pretty please! My new house closes escrow this Friday, and I am eager to ...

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Nothing comes to mind right now, I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Trump uses Twitter to question the patriotism of whistleblower in Ukraine scandal | VozWire

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2019:

Does he believe everyone is as gullible as his followers. Nixon went into the impeachment process with higher voter and congressional support.

Hmmm... any bet on this?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

just like he said he would release his taxes.

Ya think tRump is bent out of shape tonight?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I hope he is sitting in his own feces he is shitting himself so much.

Question: When having sex, are you quiet or loud?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

It really depends on how we are both feeling and what they enjoy. Although when I'm done, I hope the neighbors know my name.

I must say hearing Nancy Pelosi today made me let out a of relief.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I was all set to have a talk with my congressman at our next meeting in November, and he released a statement that he was in full support of the impeachment inquiry. I've known him for about 30 years, so I was sure that he supported it, but he had not come out yet and I was hoping to be able to chide him a bit. I imagine there were a lot of congresspeople that issued statements tonight.

Trump mocks teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg - CNNPolitics

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

He had a chance to man up and blew it by being a pissy little crybaby, now he may be on his way out.

He is unfuckingbelievable.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Well he could resign and take Pence with him, Pence is up to his eyeballs in this scandal too.

[youtu.be] the song by Alice Cooper is so true

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Ozzy or Alice?

Fading beauty. The seasons are slowly changing.....

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I'm just getting into fall crops, it was 96 today.

Whistleblower has just asked to speak with House Intelligence Committee [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I expect Mitt Romney to announce his entrance into the 2020 race as soon as the first wrongdoing is unearthed.

Please respect my wishes..

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Done

I couldn't decide whether this was geography or art.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

what the cluck?

Annnnndddd I've already left Facebook dating! LMFAO! It is VERY clear that too few men are reading ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Sorry to hear it ended so soon, I got too frustrated with POF between the scammers and the ones that didn't read my profile. I was very clear that I am a liberal and politically active, so if that was a problem, please let me know before we have too much invested.

Lmao perfect

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Meet me in the middle.

Yuk! Warm Corona. (also intermission)

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

boiling, you can see the bubbles.

Just lovely.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Why are you fingering your card?

I see a similarity

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

He needs to wipe some shit off his fingers under his nose to complete the picture.

Yah, now what do you think, gramps?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

night night grandpa.

🐡🐠🐟🐬🐆🐋🦈🐙🦑🐟

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Job description: Fish masterbaiter

Hahahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Although with sites like this the possibility increases.

None for you

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

That is way too scary.

Just when I think I have heard it all, a co-worker at lunch told us about a coupon she found for ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Polygraphs are only accurate 90% of the time if you look at the evidence the industry provides, the cigarette industry stated for decades that they were 100% safe,before being totally discredited. the FBI said that hair analysis was 100% accurate for years only to finally say it was junk science. Many poligraphers would not take a polygraph if they did not know the person administering the test. All this to say, since the courts and science say it is junk science, I wouldn't even consider it. I would never ask my SO to take one either. In science even one false positive or negative invalidates an entire theory, so it's just a parlor trick.

Welp, looks like somebody got drunk last night.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

I've been drunk before, but never left my leg at the bar drunk.

Who’s your favorite scientist and why?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Isaac Asimov, able to move from Teaching physics and writing textbooks to writing science fiction and back.

Intrepid scientists witness final days of Venezuelan glacier [apnews.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Tragedy on top of tragedy.

Would you buy it????

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Only if we could use it to burn him at the stake.

Relationship ☕☕☕

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Not only is it my longest relationship, it has only hurt me once.

Being an adult is.....

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Every day, every freaking day.

Had a hard time deciding whether to post this here or in the Gardeners group.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

makes sense to me.

Christmas music? 🤪😈

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

yes and hang it on the fence like we used to do with coyotes to warn the others.

We all know trump is a flat out racist.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

1619 was the date of the introduction of the first slaves to the English colonies if my history is right.

This speaks volumes

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

Ole cadet bonespurrs had a back problem too. A yellow streak a mile wide.

Sounds about right

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2019:

oldie but a goodie/

It's nipply..

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Trying to get daddy's attention now that he is chasing Vlad.

I normaly refrain from posting this type of meme...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

mine now.

Can't Get It Out Of My Head. Jeff Lynne. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Now I can't get it out of MY head.

Trump is such a delicate little flower that security held back the little climate change girl.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

While the optics are bad, that is standard protocol for the US president.

Chillin like future bacon....

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Damn, you've got a double row of buttons on your robe.

[aish.com] Have you ever been breadcrumbed?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

learned that there was a term for it, thanks. It is a pain being stashed and breadcrumbed,

Who indeed doesn't like the ocean?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

People that can darken a room just by their presence.

I thought I had an actual real and acceptable guy contact me last week.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

It's a shame when they wait until they see if there's a connection to actually read your profile.

Ouija Board.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Grandma, always with the food.

Come on, Netflix!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Probably describes football as 22 grown men beat the living shit out of each other for 3 hours, may delay other programing,

Sadly, I can relate.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Normal date night.

Been there...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

That's what I always request for my present anyhow. (the one on the right)

What the what?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

??? does not compute Will Robinson!

Ugh. Housework.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I ell people that if my housekeeping(or more precisely my lack of) bothers them, they are more than welcome to help.

On his 85th birthday, a reporter asked Maurice Chevalier, "Mr.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

And thus was born the punch line to a thousand jokes.

"Midweek" Lolol!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Or homley Wednesday.

Happy early Helloween.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

such a perfect likeness, might be too scary for the kiddos.

🤯😱😄🤪😳🙃 Hahahahahahahaha! Donald Trump at UN: President said he deserves Nobel ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

I can see that, the action that would warrant it would be if he stood on a stage with Putin, Kim, Duarte, and Pence, killed them all then committed suicide. Anything less than that not a chance.

I am really struggling to try and stick to my resolution to not be sooo angry anymore but seriously ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Sharia law has come and his name is Trump.

Thoughts?!? [iflscience.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Good article, as someone that gets flu shots every year (I'm in a triple high threat group) I can attest to the effectiveness of vaccines.

Always remember:

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

and toto spelled inside out is toot.

Two funnies for you

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Karen is stirring up stuff in the gulf too.

Just my opinion, don't hate.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Need that watch

Too damn cute!!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

ones that choose you make the best cats.

BANKING House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer (D-MD) announced on the floor that the body will vote on ...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Procrastination in the hopes of perfection are stonewalling and defeating.

Very good question😂🤣😁

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Only if done correctly.

Simple little crafts for Halloween treats.🎃💀

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Now I can't have suckers.

Do not jump directly to Chaotic Evil!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Done all except chaotic evil, going to give it a try at the library.

Wait... WHAT??

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

Modest birds only show a little ankle.

Step-cat??

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

soon to be broken cat and trip to hospital for cat's human.

Monday morning flow chart.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2019:

easy to understand, let's drink.