cookie jokes for @glennlab!! :D :D :D

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Damn you cookie monster, me on a diet and you go flouting my favorite cheat.

The dumbshit would!

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't so close to the truth.

There's some great relationship advice in this video.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Yes Dear.

Greetings from Nürnberg Germany!

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Hope all is well and you two are enjoying your trip

That's Cold!

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

At least it wasn't another cookie joke.

I heard it from a friend...

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Poor marketing?

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2019:

Take advantage of snarky reviews.

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

She has disappeared from following me, don't know if she left the site or blocked me.

VAPE UPDATE New York Gov.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

looks like my best instincts were correct, glad I didn't get into making vape cartridges

I can't see in the future.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

groan,

Nothing wrong with her driving.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Pesky drive thru.

Support your other half.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

So true.

I've had two posts removed from the "politics" section this evening.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

I have had the site eat my posts before, try reposting.

Touched by a sibling

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

That last one looks like she was stuck good.

Seems pretty risky to me.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

That's why they kept pushing me left.

[patheos.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

I believe they are not supporting her because they are women and she is a traitor to womankind.

This is getting to be too regular lol

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Floor is good back support. lol

I’m half-way through with the MicroVas treatment for my neuropathy – well, somewhat half-way: ...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Here's to hoping it makes you better. Just remember if it doesn't help as much a you hoped, nothing ventured means nothing gained.

True for trump and evangelical supporters

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

right on target

Glad someone stopped him.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Lock him up and throw away the key.

LMAO! Did he get fired or did he resign? I think Bolton resigned cause we know trump is a liar.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Of course he offered his resignation, and not to be outdone, trump fired him before he could send it in so that it would appear to be trump taking charge. regardless, good to see that worthless sack of shit gone, now if we can get rid of the PPAD.

Question regarding a covert narcissist (CN.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

You can't fix everyone, and unless a person recognizes a problem, they will not try to fix it. As long as they are in denial, there is no fix.

Happy Tuesday! Positivity and productivity to you all! In the Matrix Movies, it is possible to ...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Stargate

It's only Monday.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

just a mess, a real shit show.

I'm up for a midnight snack

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Be there in a bit

Back up.. thar she blows.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

prints it in your underwear.

When she dresses to impress....

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Another reason to undress in the dark.

Hi all, just joined, mostly because I didn't realize it existed.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2019:

Well! about damn time. Welcome.

I love looking at the sky at night.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Nothing better.

How right it is.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

had to study it, but you nailed it.

Rare Earth. I just Want to Celebrate. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

wrong video.

That's my dog, alright.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

we used to have to spell it.

Some girls be like:

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

can't get the stuff in bottles, go for draft.

Mural Walk and Gallery Walk Sunday in Harrisburg.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Very good.

Don't worry🤣😂

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Mark me safe.

I always warn them! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

Is metalhead complaining?

Help Me!!! 😲

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

You meanie.

This is right

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

I do.

Spooky, dark, and mysterious season is on it's way! Which reminds me of my 3 favorite fictional ...

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

I have no favorite villians, they are just parts of the stories. Just like the heroes, there to teach us lessons, like not to be the first couple to have sex at the remote cabin.

I could have gone my whole life without learning this, but since I have, I’ll pass that knowledge ...

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2019:

this

Sharpies ... 😆

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

If this wasn't in news week I wouldn't believe it. He is making money off fraud again. https://www.newsweek.com/sharpiegate-trump-marker-sale-dorian-1458125?utm_source=Facebook=Social=NewsweekFacebookSF=IwAR0RqYKEZ3-Ul1pPxqaIP0yFqipDShnfDkcRXD3PVPeQV_n3oIvNRaMcHwU

My chemistry is right.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

An update the goldfish are already eating the algae off the sides and gathering in separate schools. I've lost several of the wild fish I put in, but their mortality rate historicly has been 50% or more, and about 5 more goldfish are sleeping with the worms.

Van port she shed

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Hiding it from the cops until the beer store hiest is drunk.

Went to the Gathering of the Tribes Pow Wow today.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

The Pow wow here is Sept 22, always good to go to.

King liar is at it again! First he said he would not infrign on gun rights.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Word of caution about the Pluralist website, they are an imposter of a legitamete news source, "The Pluralist", they are an ultra right wing organization that state on their facebook page "Calling out the stupidity of Occupy Democrats and oppose the leftist scum.” for a full review of the web organization https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/pluralist/

So, I went to church last nite.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

We all come from the earth, and will all return to the earth, may as well enjoy her while we visit for a short time.

So far batting 100 %. and you ?

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

haven't killed anyone, today.

A few political ones. Feel free to disagree

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Nailed Ann, other 2 are good.

Hmmmmm🧐🙄

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

....OK, let me think about that,...

Bad dad 😱🙀👺😫

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

no wonder she's imaginary.

Fact is stranger than fiction

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

I thought at least the comedians would get some good material, instead they've become newscasters.

I’m not far behind her

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

She is the new George Burns. Timeless and ancient.

Old wife’s tale

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Thursday.

Ohh the irony that I’m posting this with my I-phone

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

It's what happens when you're on a hot desert highway.

It’s hotter than a witch’s tit here in Texas.....

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

Last night to celebrate my fish pond back up and running, i had a friend over for drinks, set a fire in the fire pit, regretted it the moment I lit it. It was 100 degrees and I had a fire. Texas stuff.

When texting goes wrong

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2019:

everybody needs to red before they snd,

Freudian slip

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I busted a gut on this one

Can’t make fun of him enough

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

All good, wait. depends.

I’m sure I’ve done this

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Don't you just hate when you are so dumb that everyone else on earth knew it before you did?

It's meme night 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

gravy.

You will never unsee part of this - you're welcome 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

If he were worth one tenth of what he swears he is, he should be able to find clothes that fit for him and his boys.

Photos from my walk in the woods

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

nice mushrooms

Awaiting the appearance of Linda for evening snacks:

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

I swear, you must never feed those cats.

Misuse of emojis?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

it took me forever to realize the eggplant emojis

I think it was 2 weeks ago maybe. 🤷🏼‍♂️

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

1973 for me. banana last week.

I decided a glass of "pain medication" was in order.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

staring through you.

If someone changes everything about them (interests/style/beliefs), does that mean he/she is no ...

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

everyone is always changing, sometimes better sometimes not. You can either accept the changes or move on.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

As someone who was cured using a drug that had among it's side effects as death and suicide, I'll trust the person that has more knowledge than me.

This is Ba Ba Wa Wa. Is she still alive?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

baba wawa

Just helped my neighbor....

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

For a long, long time.

happy Saturday :-) .

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

If you need to adjust, especially in an athletic situation, just do it. If you are in public try to be a little discrete, but if you can't be discrete wear it like a queen.

Speaking of sharpies

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

perfect

That's gonna leave a rash..

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

going to have to be one hell of a fart to clear that out.

Good morning! As a non-believer, I personally don't follow a path involving a godhead or any ...

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2019:

Having spent most of my life dealing with people that believe differently than me, and being closeted about it, even working at the upper levels of one denomination and dealing with the upper levels of others as well as the Hare Krisnas and Buddhist, because of the services we offered, I had to understand the nuiances and differences between them all. I've read the holy books and disciplines and they are not that different from the greek, norse and roman . I enjoy the holidays, but my practice is me,

Waiting for those missionaries to deliver...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

never use Joel on my ass, it would be too close to my wallet,

I remember my brother using this product.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I don't remember ever seeing this

Not sure this will work. Which way is she spinning? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

yes, not spinning

Once again those democrat idiots in California have shown how looney they are.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I would call bullshit, but that is too easy. Please give some facts to back up your assertions.

Forget that!

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Not this bunny either. I put up with a morning person for 32 years, WTF I'd do it again for the right person.

Snappy comeback.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Someone needs to give her "the talk"

This is Ken Ham's sad attempt to take back the rainbow symbol from the LGBTQ community | Blogs

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Now they have gay animals?

Dooin thuh shawppin.... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Caterday shopping.

There's fire.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I keep a lantern in each room( camping does have it's advantages), it also means that I check my batteries more often that just before I head out to the wilds. I also keep a 6000 watt generator on the patio for emergencies. I live in tornado alley, so power outages are a real thing even in the city.

This is so wrong..... ;)

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

i'll keep an eye out for you.

Mystery Art ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

front half of a bikini bottom?

No one ever knew this.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

better pic of him playing golf

I wonder if it is true

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

only if you engage separate personalities.

Good morning Lovely People! That begs the question: are you early birds, or night owls?

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Always been a night owl, except when I am traveling, then I wake up early and can't go back to sleep.

I give you Dorian Grey at play....

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

new kitty?

Anyone remember Wolfman Jack from Midnight Special and American Graffiti? Memories?

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I remember him as a radio personality too, sadly he died a while back. The movie really gave his career a resurection.

So through my twitter account I just got a marriage proposal from a person claiming to be a woman ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

buyer beware.

“if you don’t like this nickname, do your job.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

If he doesn't like Moscow Mitch, how about Mass Murder Mitch.

This made me laugh! Our meteorologist liar in chief .

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

apparently she gave him an education since he was willing to pay $160,000.

Yo grandma jokes

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Griswalds?

Mother wouldn’t like that

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

He's raising a tent in that closet.

70s plus lady came in w s/s of sudden confusion , one side weakness , and difficulty processing ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

You might portray yourself as a dragon, but hose of us that know you, know you are an angel. Not in the biblical sense, but that there is no better way to describe you and your actions.

Happy Friday My Friends!! Here's a Little Something to Start the Weekend Off Right! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

a vocal version without the futuristic clavioline which really made this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NjSy2g1fl4

What a douchebag

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

douche doesn't fall far from the bag

What a douchebag

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

hands are too big.

Rethuglicans stoop to new lows! 😡 Trump’s ‘total takeover’: States are cancelling GOP ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Next step to fascism. No need for elections if we know who is going to win.