So romantic!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2019:

guess who's NOT going to get laid tonight.

Have you ever had a conversation with a Christian and they actually started to question their own ...

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2019:

right after hell froze over.

Bumper crop of tomatoes, and also of the tomato hornworm.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2019:

They make a beautiful large green moth.

T-shirt for sell at a pet shelter

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2019:

Just pet the little bugger, if he spits at you wash it off.

What do you do?

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2019:

It depends on the situation, not nearly enough information to give an accurate answer

Dump is cumming to my hometown of Dayton to give a speech about mass shooting here.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2019:

He'll give the pilot directions to Toledo, you'll be safe from the paper towel barrage.

Don’t go they gonna keeeel you

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2019:

nice of them to warn you.

This guy is SERIOUS about his biking safety.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Looks like someone is really sensitive about that last argument with a car.

Todays edition of FB memes

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Good ones

How I feel!

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2019:

Thank you

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2019:

I ignore it or play along, sometimes it is easier to stay in the closet.

I always knew Agent Orange didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

and that was with it written in front of him.

Yeah, that's true.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

could have sworn I just saw a pack on the back shelf at the convenience store.

I somehow just did the 'butt dial' equivalent of uploading a meme.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

water bears

So. My part of this is done. Until SHE wants it changed. 👌😎

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

a suggestion that I have used, put flagging on the canes that produced this year since the canes produce berries on last years new growth

Not the problem after all.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

not even close.

I love this guy.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Unicorns are magical.

A clean pp is a happy pp

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

got to keep your tools clean and ready for inspection.

And there we have it 😉

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

good one

Hey everyone! Long-time atheist here, but only recently joined up.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Welcome.

A take off of UrsiMajors post.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Had one when I was in high school. 68-72

An old chinese cool guy.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

like the street name.

...and he will be there long after you are gone.

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Think about what kind of world you will be leaving for Kieth Richards.

Good advice

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

Be sure to post in the Halloween group https://agnostic.com/group/ILoveHalloween

Dis this Decor

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2019:

It's not like me to be at a loss for words, but I don't know where to begin

Aaand trouble in 3...2...1....

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Still not as dumb as this one

I can't deny it.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

good thing you can get them at the same place less than a yard apart.

I didn’t know I could hate him more

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

he's a real pos

So, who has a sexual kink involving Donald Trump? I certainly don't!! Feel free to be honest!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

It would involve a splintering telephone pole, hot sauce, and shoving it up his ass using the hot sauce as lubricant. That's all i can come up with on short notice.

Hey all, it's baby J's one month birthday today.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Fantastic, have you started to notice how much your world is changing?

Today's evolution🙂😅

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

See what y'all have to look forward to.

Electoral College - WE Have a job. - NEVER TRUMP!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

The electoral college is but a symptom of the problem, the house has been limited to 435 members since 1906, that means that people in Alaska, Delaware, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming have more say in ALL legislation than voters in every other state. It is time to expand the house.

Meow meow meow...

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Just cattin around are you?

Pretty much sums up his rhetoric & rallies

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

We need a bigger bucket of water.

HER STORY For those who turn up their noses at the words feminists and feminism or scoff that ...

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

We have fought, we have lost, we have won, we will win.

I spent the last few minutes crackin up over this one.....enjoy....

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

dick lips

Coffee and Friends 🤗😘

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

I'll go with French roast and interesting friends.

at the Tseung Kwan O ( HK ) seaside

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

are those dredge units or shallow drilling platforms?

Oh what a tangled web....

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

feeding frenzie

Please welcome @ChaleeParkhurst who has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

Welcome to the group, look forward to your contribution.

New law could cost Trump millions of votes in 2020 (video) [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

While it may be the correct thing to do, I will revel in the fact that the RNC or Trump campaign will have to spend millions in legal fees to fight this common sense law. The courts have already said that states may not impose more restrictions on federal offices than the constitution allows, but the courts have also said that a woman's right to chose is hers alone and that the states may not legislate it further. Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander.

I Don't Grieve Over His Cruelty. I Grieve Over Yours.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

eye opening and true.

Continuing to "flower" my new nest, we bought 2 hyacinths, some vinca, and dianthus.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2019:

click on the add photo before you post, select the photo, then add text.

Talk about irony

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

They don't celebrate Halloween either, they don't like random strangers knocking on their doors.

When I see a Trump 2020 sign or a confederate battle standard I think of things like this...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Worst part is I actually know 2 of the people in those memes.

Would you spend $0.39 cents per postcard to send something like this?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

I'd send them to their local offices, staffers actually see the mail there. In DC it is all sent to an offsite processing facility ans sorted and grouped.

And there we have it

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Not good advertising.

Breaking up is hard to do.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

jerkin it with jergens

Just gross.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

yuck

I wish.....

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

you have a chair for yours? uptown!!

[yahoo.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

release it and let the chips fall where they may.

I don't feel sorry though.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Kids are listening

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

and you wonder why they run out of the room with the cat when you walk in?

Probably not a good idea

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

for a guy with a death wish.

👻💀👿👹👺☠️🤡👽🤖🎃

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

going to fuck him to death?

Don't do that!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

looks like she forgot to lube up.

You scared the shit outta me

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

There are reasons I don't open my eyes until the second cup of coffee.

Poor thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

turn about is fair play.

This one keeps cracking me up

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Based on those two smiles, hope it's at least a step mum

Am I right or what?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

reason, phones are not allowed in the bedroom.

"You can fool some of the people all of the time"

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

tRump rally.

And, while sitting in our upstairs office, Linda whispered.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

The shining; cats.

How do you like your toe ?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

from the inside.

I'll have to check it out.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

grabbing my bags and headed out.

New proposed law to be voted on. I hoped she's cute

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

OK, third time in 2 days, I'm running out of perverse answers.

[youtu.be] One of my favorites by Toto

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

had to listen to it to remember it, thanks.

Hongkong street style 😉

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Love the bright yellow.

Meanwhile in Florida.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

only thing more entertaining than Florida man, Florida woman.

I don't know. It is pretty funny at least.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Anything that big, they expect you to use a mechanical device, she just prefers the old fashioned method.

Anthropology-cat.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

punny.

My kids arrived lots of fun and family his weekend for my birthday going to be awesome

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Happy Birthday.

Sounds like a nasty drink to me.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

we really need the vomit emoji.

Sea anemone as seen at Baltimore National Aquarium

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Mine were never that pretty. But in all fairness the aquarium has professional gatherers and I just had a local beach to gather from. Loved watching them feed.

My first big crush.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Saw him at Southwest Texas State, San Marcos TX 1972, he and Mac Davis were the only acts that the university could afford.

When duct tape is not enough.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Nah, he'll learn not to tell someone to hold his beer.

Umm... my sex life?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Can't lie about what's not happening.

Fun fact: Cats are actually liquid.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Solid, man.

Not messing with this cat

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Horny little bugger.

By Dave Wilson The Eel River, and of course the Milky Way!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

You have a good eye and a wonderful shot.

Going to area 51 like

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

?????

Don"t mind me, just slidin in to offend some folks.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

My fav contrary marsupial gets funny.

Tough decision.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

d0) all of the above.

Yummmmmmy

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

better do it or it will come for you in the night

Ouch.......

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

didn't say they had to be/'stay alive

Update to my post about the crude customer saying he needs a pussy not a bag to a cashier: I've been...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

If you can do it without identifying the cashier, or the exact time you were there, go for it. You must be prepared to maintain masking the identity of the victim, if you can't or won't do that, you threaten that cashiers job. be discrete . Retaliation is a very real thing in the workplace even when the victim is not the one doing the reporting.

Does anyone grow Heliotrope?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

check in the gardeners group, we have a wealth of varied experience reflected there,

I love giving; time, blood, sweat.... anyone else volunteer or donate?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I gave blood for years, I have volunteered and even traveled to other areas to help. I was always willing to lend a hand when I could, now I only do the less strenuous things.

I intend to send this to anyone looking for medical advice on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Darwin principal to get your Darwin award. (must be awarded posthumously)

When you believe in the 'magic' of religion, why stop there?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

with apologies to stupid bitches, that is one STUPID bitch,

Octopus anyone?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

2 pounds please

Will there ever be a new & improved formula for ipecac?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

It makes me sick at my stomach just to think about.

I’ve Been Losing You.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Never heard this one before kind of a cross between Orbison and Bowie. Thanks

I collect tRump memes and dump them here.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

keep up the good work

Advice from a tree...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

good words to live by

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Both are to "free"gaming sites with somewhat fishy histories based out of PRC (China)

Hey everyone! I have trouble meeting people with similar views as me, as I am quite young, so I am ...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

welcome come on in. If you want to meet people like you fill out the questions on the profile and give a quick Bio, while we are friendly, we are cautious.

I am excited at finding a community garden in the part of Florida to which we just moved.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

make sure you picture loads before you post. try again

Today's hike: You can find beauty if you look.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Used to love hiking in the PNW, Spokane was close to so many great mountain excursions. My ex is from Camas so a lot of Oregon trails too,

Ever been there

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Yes and to my surprise they were friends that cut me loose. I was very politically active in the early 80s and had a shit ton of contacts. This was in the day when it was broadcast in the clear, so everyone with a police radio heard it.

That's a new one on me!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Got to follow the law, find a cutie to ride with you.