I wish.....

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

you have a chair for yours? uptown!!

[yahoo.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

release it and let the chips fall where they may.

I don't feel sorry though.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Kids are listening

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

and you wonder why they run out of the room with the cat when you walk in?

Probably not a good idea

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

for a guy with a death wish.

👻💀👿👹👺☠️🤡👽🤖🎃

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

going to fuck him to death?

Don't do that!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

looks like she forgot to lube up.

You scared the shit outta me

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

There are reasons I don't open my eyes until the second cup of coffee.

Poor thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

turn about is fair play.

This one keeps cracking me up

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Based on those two smiles, hope it's at least a step mum

Am I right or what?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

reason, phones are not allowed in the bedroom.

"You can fool some of the people all of the time"

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

tRump rally.

And, while sitting in our upstairs office, Linda whispered.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

The shining; cats.

How do you like your toe ?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

from the inside.

I'll have to check it out.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

grabbing my bags and headed out.

New proposed law to be voted on. I hoped she's cute

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

OK, third time in 2 days, I'm running out of perverse answers.

[youtu.be] One of my favorites by Toto

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

had to listen to it to remember it, thanks.

Hongkong street style 😉

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Love the bright yellow.

Meanwhile in Florida.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

only thing more entertaining than Florida man, Florida woman.

I don't know. It is pretty funny at least.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Anything that big, they expect you to use a mechanical device, she just prefers the old fashioned method.

Anthropology-cat.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

punny.

My kids arrived lots of fun and family his weekend for my birthday going to be awesome

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Happy Birthday.

Sounds like a nasty drink to me.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

we really need the vomit emoji.

Sea anemone as seen at Baltimore National Aquarium

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Mine were never that pretty. But in all fairness the aquarium has professional gatherers and I just had a local beach to gather from. Loved watching them feed.

My first big crush.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Saw him at Southwest Texas State, San Marcos TX 1972, he and Mac Davis were the only acts that the university could afford.

When duct tape is not enough.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Nah, he'll learn not to tell someone to hold his beer.

Umm... my sex life?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Can't lie about what's not happening.

Fun fact: Cats are actually liquid.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2019:

Solid, man.

Not messing with this cat

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Horny little bugger.

By Dave Wilson The Eel River, and of course the Milky Way!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

You have a good eye and a wonderful shot.

Going to area 51 like

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

?????

Don"t mind me, just slidin in to offend some folks.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

My fav contrary marsupial gets funny.

Tough decision.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

d0) all of the above.

Yummmmmmy

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

better do it or it will come for you in the night

Ouch.......

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

didn't say they had to be/'stay alive

Update to my post about the crude customer saying he needs a pussy not a bag to a cashier: I've been...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

If you can do it without identifying the cashier, or the exact time you were there, go for it. You must be prepared to maintain masking the identity of the victim, if you can't or won't do that, you threaten that cashiers job. be discrete . Retaliation is a very real thing in the workplace even when the victim is not the one doing the reporting.

Does anyone grow Heliotrope?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

check in the gardeners group, we have a wealth of varied experience reflected there,

I love giving; time, blood, sweat.... anyone else volunteer or donate?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I gave blood for years, I have volunteered and even traveled to other areas to help. I was always willing to lend a hand when I could, now I only do the less strenuous things.

I intend to send this to anyone looking for medical advice on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Darwin principal to get your Darwin award. (must be awarded posthumously)

When you believe in the 'magic' of religion, why stop there?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

with apologies to stupid bitches, that is one STUPID bitch,

Octopus anyone?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

2 pounds please

Will there ever be a new & improved formula for ipecac?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

It makes me sick at my stomach just to think about.

I’ve Been Losing You.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Never heard this one before kind of a cross between Orbison and Bowie. Thanks

I collect tRump memes and dump them here.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

keep up the good work

Advice from a tree...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

good words to live by

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Both are to "free"gaming sites with somewhat fishy histories based out of PRC (China)

Hey everyone! I have trouble meeting people with similar views as me, as I am quite young, so I am ...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

welcome come on in. If you want to meet people like you fill out the questions on the profile and give a quick Bio, while we are friendly, we are cautious.

I am excited at finding a community garden in the part of Florida to which we just moved.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

make sure you picture loads before you post. try again

Today's hike: You can find beauty if you look.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Used to love hiking in the PNW, Spokane was close to so many great mountain excursions. My ex is from Camas so a lot of Oregon trails too,

Ever been there

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Yes and to my surprise they were friends that cut me loose. I was very politically active in the early 80s and had a shit ton of contacts. This was in the day when it was broadcast in the clear, so everyone with a police radio heard it.

That's a new one on me!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Got to follow the law, find a cutie to ride with you.

Agreed.....

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

no, nyet, uhn uhn, no, just fucking forget it.

Love it fumny

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

@zoohome Thor?

After a very cool May and June here in Colorado, summer cranked it up in July.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I was in Las Vegas for that 117, very comfy, inside the hotel was a balmy 80. Nice when the daybreak temp was 99 outside. (Sarcasm intended)

Attaining Adulthood

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I've never considered myself an adult, I still feel like a teenager anytime I try to ask someone out.

So very stupid

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

The stupid it hurts.

My everyday life

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Hang in there.

Climate Change: rising sea levels This issue is already being faced in many of the world’s ...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I have been advocating for the cessation of coastal structures since the 70s. It is a burden on those of us with enough sense to realize that nature doesn't respect property built in her way. Instead we have gov't insurance that allows building in flood zones as long as you have enough money. The cost far exceeds the benefit, buy them out or let them drown, but allow nature to take its course rather than trying to stop her rampage. Go after the cause, not the effect.

Mmmmmmmmmm

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

How do you know they are not?

Happy Friday, Y'all!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

that's not a bad ass, that's a baaaad ass.

I forget if this one has already been posted but I laugh every time I see it!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I wouldn't worry if something has been posted before, as long as you weren't the one who posted it. It used to really bug me when I would see the same one several times in one day, but not everyone goes through every post on several groups. So post away.

Meth helluva drug! Lol

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

meth what makes a body happy, until it wears off.

Great day in the garden today Feeders been active today.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

I haven't been doing much with my butterfly yard, I seen lots of frits, a few swallow tails, some hackberries, and sulphurs. I haven't had the luck with pictures when I'm home. I had to save a baby wren from my rain barrel today, got him out, gently dried him, coaxed him onto a branch just below his nest. All under the watchful eyes of his parents. after about 30 minutes he was dry enough to flit from branch to branch back to his parents.

I liked this one from Facebook.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

Don't be dissing my loofahs.

Skeeter has found a new thing! My sisters voice at their place in Seattle. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2019:

spinning

Beware of typos

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

In case it's not a typo, I'm not going to get a ticket

Ouch! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

haven't done that since 1st grade, I learned my lesson.

It's me...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Time to change the name back.

My roses haven't been doing very well this year but look what I got tonight

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Very nice

This in from Texas [l.facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Too many people will just pay the fine rather than fight it in court. Also DPS doesn't give a flying flip about local DA's budgets or conviction rates. The smart ones will figure out when it is a waste of time.

So some guy made an inappropriate comment to a cashier and I am wondering if it was his kink to make...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

pos, period.

Syrphid Fly larva, or Hover Fly.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

can they be introduced like ladybugs, it never hurts to have more than one predator for those little suckers.

Why going to this doctor is like going on a first date… It hadn’t occurred to me until I ...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

hope the next date is good news.

Had some great light today.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

love the crepe myrtle shots

Trusty telephone photos.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Really miss the PNW during the summer, not so much during the winter.

Ever wonder about the origin of willful ignorance in our species?

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

Difference between willful and stubborn and contrarian ignorance, willful ignorance means that you chose to not be informed, stubborn means that you have actively avoided information/facts, contrarian means you have taken a position not supported by real facts and refuse to accept the truth.

MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

good advice, the only time I gave kennel cough vaccine to a dog was when the kennel requested it, I swore after that experience with it that I would never give it to another mature dog. I nursed 2 dogs through parvo, to the point that if they even saw me take out the turkey baster they ran or hid,

Things that describes me.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

good ones

Daughter of Notorious Segregationist George Wallace Says Trump Is Worse Than Her Father: 'Never Seen...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

By the time that he was 60 (1979) Wallace had renounce racism, actively sought to bring Alabama out of it's antebellum past , and seen the error of his ways. In the 1960s and 70s , the N word was used on both the House and Senate floor in debate, different times. Donal trump is in at least his 74th year and I see no chance of him ever admitting he was ever wrong or ever wronged anyone.

How being old😊

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

I refuse to grow old gracefully, I didn't get to be this old by not taking chances and doing things I was too young or old to try. So now that I am nearly 65, I realize that I've still got a lot more living to do.

So the post about a dog that isn't friendly and wanted to add a dog to her home was removed because ...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2019:

I generally agree with your posts, they are well thought out and leave very little room for misinterpretation. They can be a little lengthy, but any really complete answer will be. Don't let the naysayers get you down.

my dear kuma is gone.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

sorry for your loss.

It is wrong

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

would be a lot funnier if it wasn't true.

incredibly beautiful

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

kitty looks hungry.

It never ceases to amaze me

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Anyone that could be convinced that Utah, was the promised land, was easily conned.

a solid 4 Today Wishing I was a 3

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

gotta go for 3

This really turns on a woman if you do this.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

married sex life.

I would not have thanked the lord.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

better than chipping a tooth.

The cover I shot for a small book of poetry on the Vietnam War

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

As a survivor of this war, this brings back really mixed emotions. I have 2 friends on the wall and one of my drinking buddy;s spent 3 years as a POW. I can't say anymore right now, but thanks for posting this.

Warning! Some of these are funny.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

if they weren't so true, they'd be hilarious. well done.

Currently typhoon 3 is hosted and possible T8 by afternoon...

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Stay safe, and be prepared.

A few memes I’ve collected:

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Love the Epstein visa, hits the nail on the head.

I don't think that's going to work.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2019:

You better be on him when you do that because otherwise you'll never catch him.

Dat ass....

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Bet she's wet.

Ya ya.. that's the ticket

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2019:

nah, it was aliens.

Name that tune

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2019:

great idea, don't you know it'll be great to go out pissing off the other people at the cemetary.

Soon it will be here🤗🎃

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Seems like it was just a year ago.

I be even older than that.

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Red Red Wine was released in 1968, it is now 2019, that is 51 yeaRS, SO IF YOU WERE 9, YOU'D BE 60. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeJ55sUacPM

Cheapest power bank ever.inbox me is the 🔑😄😄😄😄😁😁😁

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2019:

got to watch out for spills.

Question about ‘dispersed camping’ etiquette: I’m in this spot on National Forest land, about...

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2019:

The NF is pretty lax in enforcing a lot of rules as long as you aren't breaking laws concerning firearms, fires and drugs. I'd stop by the ranger station and just informally inquire about the rules.