Was it God or Noah? LOL

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Unicorn was not as tasty as the dino burgers.

I had one for a year then threw it away, I found out my mother was reading it.😠

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

you should have put some juicy stuff in it, and wait for reaction.

1 - yummy grapes 2 - yummy peaches 3 & 4 - oh boy oh boy sunflowers 5 & 6 - wild fungus 7 - my ...

glennlab comments on Jun 8, 2019:

They are all beautiful, your peaches have some worm damage (the sap balls are the give away) If you have time remove the ones that have the worm damage now and you will get much better fruit from the ones left.

WHAT THE HELL IS.......??? Oh. Never mind. Carry one.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

giving birth to a full grown cat, and not happy about it.

Ya. That'll work.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

is that why they tell you to poke someone?

Us smart bombs are now going to be built in saudi arabia thanks to dildo mcfuckfarts.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

a link to the story https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/under-trump-arms-deal-high-tech-u-s-bombs-be-n1015346

Who needs an alarm clock?

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

porcelain snooze button, get up, go, return to bed.

Trump Dump

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Some of the men I served with are on that wall, he should be under it.

Why Adam Schiff is not there yet on trying to impeach Trump: ‘It’s not a ...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I say hold hearings, supeona everything, expedite appeals to the courts, impose draconian fines for failure to comply and keep it going until he is ready to resign, or the Senate demands he resign.

Hello from Maryland!!

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

welcome, come in.

Going to be laying low for the next week or so.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Have a fabulous time, bring back Jameson.

I have some very nasty pain in my back.

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

VA has a new lidocaine cream in their formulary, hit up your doc by secure message.

I'm this old...

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I'm old enough that I still have a dozen.

The fellow ER nurse on training brought cup cakes tonight .

glennlab comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Girl, you are not old, you are like a fine wine that just gets better as it ages.

Lorenzo Duran Leaf art

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

awesome

Hello from Ohio!!

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Welcome from Texas, come in have fun, take part, if you have questions, ask them, you'll get answers, some of them even right.

He's pretty ugly.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

but how's his voice?

It certainly does.

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Hit by a motorcycle, a car, and about to be pounced on by an irate cat, that is some shit.

Who makes the pies?

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

she better be wearing two hair nets. lol

Hey, are trees supposed to have these pointy - thorn- type thingies?........

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

As a mater of fact if you ever want to see how mean nature can be, we have the Big Thicket Park, that included some of the meanest plants that look really nice with horrible defenses behind the leaves. Try picking pomegranates with out getting thorns, or even young live oaks.

Are dried up old witches with no sense of humor welcome to give their opinions about jokes meant for...

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Most of your jokes just aren't that funny, it has nothing to do with prudes as far as i can tell, but normally after reading one, i just click past and don't bother to read the comments. If it's good, I'll give you a thumbs up, if it's really funny a laugh, otherwise nothing.

The Doors. - Touch Me, live 1968. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

doesn't work here but this one does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lVqEchxIxw

Hey, are trees supposed to have these pointy - thorn- type thingies?........

glennlab comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Hell, we even have trees that have thorns on the thorns

Seriously?!?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

gotta see if she's as kinky as she portrays.

Ahahahahaha

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I wonder what I did, and why i didn't do it sooner.

How deep did Trump get into your wallet?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

No cantelope, watermelon, mangos, or advacodos for me until this crap is over, and it really pisses me off since this is the season when the prices on those items start to plummet.

Haaaaands across the water. water...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

and if you lined up all the cars in America, half would pull out to pass the guy in front of them,

Tic... Tock... Who gets this reference?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

worst movie ever!

In comparison

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

no one can make magic underwear people look sane.

Well! What's going on here?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Now that's a squirter worth changing the sheets for.

How does everybody keep their pet cool during the summer months walks?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

early morning, early evening walks, small wading pool in the back yard, ac and fan in the house.

Accounting for inflation, rising medical costs, slush funds, and miscellaneous expenses lowers it to...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I'd be willing to pay to do it twice.

My Internet went down over a week ago.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Well I got my implants, still learning how to smile (and eat)

Tariffs on Mexico could cost America 400,000 jobs, a new report says [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

with the fed rate at 2.5%, there is little if any room to expand the money supply, so if it goes into effect, look for a recession if not depression on the horizon.

Name something that was around in the 70s but isn't now.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

something that is round now, but wasn't in the 70s, my waist.

I'm doing my part! Y'all?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Oh come on, he gave up a short weekend. BFD

True meaning of passing the buck

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Because he knows that god can't answer prayers since he doesn't exist, but you wallet does.

Hello from Michigan! I am a former Evangelical (ages 0-22).

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

welcome, enjoy yourself. If you need to know something, ask questions, you will get answers, some of them even correct.

Name something that was around in the 70s but isn't now.

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

my youth.

Loving what everyone is posting! I did not see this one yet on here and it just made me laugh so ...

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Damn girl, you called it.

Is this appropriate for a first date?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

no, wine doesn't match the meat.

Can a potential romantic relationship move too slow?

glennlab comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I have been out of the dating game for so long, that i often miss subtle signals.. I have misunderstood signals so many times, that I am reluctant to reach out too far, far fear of messing up a possible relationship. Once I get past that stage, i tend to go all in.

The hits keep coming! 😂

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

paint by the numbers

I wouldn't be me if i didn't post a cat meme. :) Meow.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Just fat cattin around eh?

Who wore it better?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Penggy by far, his at least fits and doesn't look like it came out of comedy closet.

Don't tap.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That would traumatize me

I just came back from the ICU at the hospital and they give my step-sister (25) two days to live ...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

So sorry to hear this and hope they catch the asshole.

A favourite Stones number....Wild Horses. - The Rolling Stones. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

not available in the US.

Too many air freshener trees, or nah?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

pickled eggs and beer morning after?

Not really a meme, but I had to share this monstrosity. I hate it. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

def a LITTLE weird.

Interesting combo...wonder what's going on?

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

better thank him for the flowers

It's June. Happy Pride month, y'all!

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

he has never looked more fabulous.

Republicans threaten revolt, may block Trump's Mexico tariffs GOP senators left a closed-door ...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Only because the bulk of the burden will be borne by red states.

And it worked better.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

And it didn't break if you dropped it down the stairs.

A little collection of weird hand done doodle memes (not doodled by me) :)

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

milk used to be a problem, not so much anymore (no one else lives here anymore)

R.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

used to see them in Houston in the late 60s and early 70s

[facebook.com] One pussy that won’t get grabbed

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

well done Larry.

You are very welcome🤣😂😅

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I'm sorry, but that doesn't qualify as itty bitty, teenie weenie anymore.

My night blooming cereus was at it again last night.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

beautiful

Ok - I was informed that since I'm now level 8, (Thank you very much!) I have to post Dick Pics.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That's a lot of Dick.

A suggestion for lunch for picky eaters...

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Taco's not just for Tuesday anymore.

Congratulations to @scurry on making it to level 8.

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Congrats, again.

Do you still have or ever had one of these? We never did but we did have the tablecloth.😊

glennlab comments on Jun 4, 2019:

table cloth yes, the butter dish not sure about, living in the deep south, butter was seldom left out very long.

Gonna get me some Chik-Fil-A sauce! 😋

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2019:

open up the back door, please!

Very stress relieving

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2019:

sounds like a plan I can get behind.

Lucky I didn't poke my eyes out with this game.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2019:

It's amazing that more of us weren't maimed. or is it just that there is a whole new generation of pussies that are afraid their children are too stupid to survive.

I’m becoming a coffee snob.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2019:

and, the problem?

I can deal w disease and I can deal w trauma .

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2019:

My sympathy and love go out to you. You are going through a very difficult time.

Today, somewhere in the Rockies, west of Kalispell, MT.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2019:

nice pans.

Looks like I am going to be changing my status.

glennlab comments on Jun 3, 2019:

sounds like a winner.

Nair the hair.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

The problems of an overly hairy body

Sorry guys but this really made me laugh. Lol

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

My ex discovered that I talked in my sleep, she also found out that I would say anything to keep the conversation going and not remember any of it.

I know I’m gonna get roasted in the comments, but does anyone else on here still blame things on ...

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Just know that whatever happens, happens worry more about other people or even you sabotaging the outcome. You can do it, trust in yourself.

My father died today.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

Sorry for your loss.

Bathing suit designed to resemble tiny pair of jeans - UPI.com

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

If you see me in a suit like that, pluck your eyes out, they have been severely damaged.

That's different.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

mighty nice of them

Everything was fine ...

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

better sleep with one eye open.

How'd he get in there?

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

all those damned war people messing up the Trekkie shot.

Oops I sharted again....

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

that's quite the shit stain

I have questions.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

were they hers or someone else's?

My sins have cost me a weekend, too......

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

and a short weekend at that.

This is for the ladies who are in this group.

glennlab comments on Jun 2, 2019:

love

For lovers of fine cinema...

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Nice Star Trek collection lol

Please do not take my coffee away

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Jimmy Davis lives!

Babyproof ...

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

need to fold the ears down, handles.

"Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough".

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

not so sure

Hello from Kansas

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

welcome.

I am sure we could come up with better rules, but this was cute.

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Never trust a fart

Coffee first😊🤗

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

finishing my first pot.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It was the INCUBATOR. Im a conspiracy theorist

glennlab comments on Jun 1, 2019:

It was the rooster.

Mine is vegetarian, what's yours?

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

lobster and pineapple.

Erectile dysfunction🤣😂

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

2 popsycle sticks and a roll of duct tape, problem fixed.

Smart girl.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

sounds like one of our scammers, lol

Not just Air - Space too!!

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

way too literal.

He'll never forget his graduation.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

who's a good boy?

I don’t even hide it anymore.

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

When I was doing taxes, the first question was," on dec 31 were you legally married?" got a multitude of different answers to a yes or no question. I would quip when no clients were around, "if they can't figure out if they are married or not, they will never be able to figure out how to do their taxes."

True story

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

but did the raccoon win?

Hello from Minnesota!

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

Hello from Texas.

My new favorite. Help me get to level 6, 54 points to go!

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

congrats on making it.

My new favorite. Help me get to level 6, 54 points to go!

glennlab comments on May 31, 2019:

couple points