Embracing my fluffiness....

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

I was built for comfort, not speed.

In my best Forrest Gump voice....

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

It can't be that long ago, way too many memories are still clear. But then again if I ever forget my first time, just shoot me. 69 in 69 woohoo.

The devil's music?

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

He was an angel, he likes harp music.

Someone can cover for me right?

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

Poor Tom had almost 11 inches of sunshine, you should consider yourself lucky.

We serve the same god but give it a different name.

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

I serve no god.

On average, how many text messages do you send in a day?

glennlab comments on May 8, 2019:

average between 0-1.

It's going to be a tough one.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

Be careful and don't let it get in your house.

Define progressive: I ask 20 people, and get 20 answers.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

I did not like it one bit when republicans made liberal a dirty word, anymore than the denegration that they now heap both socialist and progressive. I am a proud liberal in the vein of FDR, JFK, and LBJ.

Time to go home

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

And if he falls in love with you after one dance, there's good chance he's going to be a stalker.

I've been a little busy and slow on the draw in welcoming new members.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

Welcome all.

Now the kittens are starting to climb! They now can climb out of my tallest boxes! This scares me! I...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

They are growing and exploring. Handle them as much as you can to socialize them. If there is anyplace you are worried about them getting, rest assured, they will get there at the most inopportune time. As with any parenting situation, just do your best and know that you cannot protect them from everything.

Only fifteen?

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

Lots of lube, and no sharp objects.

Imagine having to wear this to work every day.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

Fonts.

Wonder why she missed?

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

She couldn't tell which one of him was real.

Most of the front is done! My new little darling shrub (closest to camera) is Pearly Twirly ...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

looks really good, how i miss not having to fight weeds

Recycling is so important...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

Plus they are dishwasher safe.

All aboard!

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

chitty chitty bang bang.

Who's your bitch boy now.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

who caught who?

That shit is on for good.

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

Hippos need love too, just saying

Eye pokers

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

speaking from experience?

More often than not

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

some sooner than others.

how soon...

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

too soon.

I think of you every time I wear my Agnostic.com T-Shirt.....

glennlab comments on May 7, 2019:

Thank you!

These always end badly.....

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Cops have no sense of humor

Hapsburg taste tester....

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Is that even a thing?

It died a few months ago, but I kept it so I could use the parts.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Gonna have to pay someone to get a proper lube job.

It died a few months ago, but I kept it so I could use the parts.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Getting ready to trade her in on a newer model.

Since I had to explain the meaning behind my Kevin Bacon jokes in the comments twice recently, I ...

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Free the Bacon lol

Awkward exam

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Don't bend over.

Intermission, since @phxbillcee isn't here to do them.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

She's sporting some wood there.

I know this is sort of religulous.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

He put odor eaters in his shoes and disappeared.

It exhausts him..

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

I'll be happy when we start convicting him of things he's done.

Daaaamn...

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

OK, good meme but factually wrong, there are monkey prostitutes, most animals will forgo food for sex as long as they are not starving, and damned near every male animal will engage in violence against others just for the possibilities of having sex.

Why not? I'm here already.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

work is a four letter word, but then so is word.

Wow. Just wow.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

hold onto this one for the next time she says it's too small.

I'm not that hard up. Yet.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

talk about a woody!

I don't know. Can they?

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Only if left alone in a cool dark place, but very rare.

They can’t handle it

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

TMI

It’s hard out there

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

How dare you say my battles are moronic, and it is bigger!

Sure you can

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

don't need science or religion that's sold door to door.

Be a good change for him

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

He still hasn't paid her for the last one.

Quite a pet

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

If you get puppies, I want one.

Alcohol and Fats👍😊

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

No Hablea English.

GOT Spoilers.....

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

When is the big death scene? not soon enough!

I sometimes forget this is a dating site.....

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

The only kind I have any luck with anymore.

Would that I could be so brave....so free!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Hell no, one was probably what caused the crash anyhow.

Monday inspiration...

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

but most are one and done.

....and yet I keep trying.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Practice, practice, practice.

When you've gone too far and you know it don't matter anyway....

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Can't do any worse than the current occupant.

Is this true?....if so, I've missed out on a lot.

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Why are you telling me this NOW? Why not 40 years ago?

Depends on what you mean by sex

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

we have pictures

Does this ever happen to anyone else? Ugh! Argh!

glennlab comments on May 6, 2019:

Normally there is gunfire involved.

This is old news, but I am posting it because a lot of people don't know that there was an ...

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

Every president since at FDR has had assassination attempts, they are normally not covered unless they occur in public since they might lead to revealing methods and sources of intelligence.

If we could just tell the truth up front... :)

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

My kind of woman.

Found this group from reading about some having trouble finding someone.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

If you are willing to work at the relationship and can accept their baggage and they yours, yes there are matches.

Not wrong....

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

Then it would be pines or hapenis.

Well said!

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

He's with stoopid.

I've tried neither.....

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

Non alcoholic beer is just bad tasting water.

I'm a middle school Science teacher.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

Do you hate it as much when they say they are Catholic, Buhdist, Jewish, Tauoist or any other religion? As a teacher would you ever consider asking one of those religious persons to defend their faith or lack thereof, if not, you still have a lot to learn.

This is a river in Finland that looks a lot like something else.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

I've hear of a horseshoe bend, but never a dick bend in a river.

My happy place.

glennlab comments on May 5, 2019:

love it.

Ahhh Luna.. lol

glennlab comments on May 4, 2019:

New avatar? you're in the pink.

My cousin has a PhD in Structural Engineering and received the McGuire Award for Junior Researchers ...

glennlab comments on May 4, 2019:

such a waste.

I’m a lumberjack

glennlab comments on May 4, 2019:

My eyes!!

True professionials

glennlab comments on May 4, 2019:

NO. just no.

Do you see it?

glennlab comments on May 4, 2019:

Yoda! The force is with you.

A guy can dream.....

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Nope

Poor devil.....

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

They get easier as you progress. Try not to miss or word will get out.

Had to think for minute...

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Love is just around the corner. lol

Would everybody be in favor of going back to the old way of voting and do it by paper ballot, and if...

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

I favor an electronic system with a paper trail. Either a paper printout or optical scanner. as long as there are paper records available for recount purposes.

Hey fellow Texans! Glad to know there are like-minded people in this great state.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Where at in east Texas? Welcome to the group.

People always ask why my ex and I broke up and I always say that it’s because I stopped believing ...

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

My wife and I divorced after 32 years, when someone asks either of us, unless they are very close, we just say it wasn't working. we never even told my son the reasons.

Antivaxers- fighting over population one child at a time!

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Darwinism is a bitch if you are on the less fit side.

Saved the best cheese for last! 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

GROAN!!!!

Happy Friday! A little cheese! 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

You keep it up and your computer is going to freeze in a pun. (bad rendition of our mothers and pouty face child)

Maybe it'll work.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Future preacher and future pawn?

Hi there.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Welcome

2 is my favorite, what is yours?

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

With my tinnitus, I have to have a fan on to drown out the noise.

Nancy Pelosi called Mitch McConnell the Grim Reaper of good legislation.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Mitch the bitch.

At the risk of boring everyone with more of my flowers - here are a few more shots taken after this ...

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

beautiful.

Fucking scientists.....

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

Batteries will go dead in 15 minutes over here.

Hindsight is 20/20....

glennlab comments on May 3, 2019:

don't worry, they have to dismiss for lack of evidence.

Tomorrow is the first big bazaar of the season.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

Love them both.

Saturday, May 4th, as most of you (who aren't puppy kicking abominations) know, is the most sacred ...

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

Thankfully, I have an all day birthday party to attend. Have fun.

Today was my day, so these are some shots that made me happy

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

cute mops, and are you showing off your ass? lol

Definitely not going there

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

Not my family.

Get the fuck outta here

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

They really fucked up with that 3 in 1 BS.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

Ok there's the cheese

Men over 30 ...

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

Not cheesy enough

I check my spam folder fairly often and keep it cleaned out.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

You fit their profile? lol most likely you were in their latest batch of purchased email addresses. twice.

Dog texts vs cat texts

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

chuckle.

So very cute

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

He's not lying.

Spiritual inspiration

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

One of my favorite sayings is " I slept like god during the holocaust."

And what happens if I do?

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

Sexual Harassment Bear?

Pictures at a music fest.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

@captnron59 is that your smoke trail?

Anything but that!

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

shouldn't have left it where they could find it.

Well I never, have you?

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

don't remember that one.

Anyone else roast their own coffee from green coffee beans?

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

no. I only grind some of mine. timing on the roast seems it would really be a pain.

I'm so old🤔

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

You're not old at all, you can still remember that stuff.

Troubles now

glennlab comments on May 2, 2019:

and that's how the fight started.