Avengers ready!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Is it today or tomorrow?

Y'all fresh strawberries are to die for! Everything is about to explode.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

are they everbearing or single crop? we used to root then transplant the runners, we used small peat pots so the transplants didn't have as much shock.

Please make @MrBeelzeebubbles welcome, he has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

welcome, look forward to your posts

Perfect Date

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

It is perfect, because I am alive today, so far. I hope tomorrow is just as perfect.

To be or not to be attached... [theoatmeal.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

They really nailed it.

Dat glue tho.....

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I always had parts left over.

Welcome to @BlueKitty @bobwjr @Touched and @sandrarocks83 Feel free to share your tales of online...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Welcome to all.

In keeping with the current theme.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

adulting is hard, adultery is fun

Hello.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Welcome, It is a growing process. You will find a supporting community here. If you have questions, ask, there will be answers, some of them even correct.

I want honest answers... Are you turned on by turning your partner on?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

That's at least half the excitement, there's nothing hotter than someone getting turned on because of what you're doing.

One from way back in 1961....Bobby Vee. - Take Good Care Of My Baby. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Bobby Vee, and Bobby Vinton, I always got them mixed up, but I liked them both.

It's Friday.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Check that ole calendar, don't want to jump the gun. Good luck in the move.

How about some phone sex?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Watching live porn on the cell phone. Naughty boy.

Gotta love some malaphors

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

All good, may Yogi rest in peace deja vu all over again.

Enter here..

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Come in, doing auditions for alter boy.

Good day my friends! Thanks @FlippantLlama for the suggestion to start over! So here it goes: ...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

My father, he died when I was 11 months old and I never got to know him.

Give your coffee a hug and it will hug you back.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Back for my second round of hugs.

Since there is no longer a General Forum, I’ll be posting my random stuff here in my group.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Looks like they heard you.

Part of a road trip to Joshua Tree last year. This was in the Palm Springs area.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Just passed through there about a week ago

Those would be the non normies.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Hanging inside, monsoon outside.

If anyone finds the frog ? -your a special kind of person

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Aint no frog in that there drawing.

Hey! Checking in to see how everyone is doing today.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Be careful and get better soon.

I always thought these were nasty, what about you?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

The wax was fun to chew, but the syrupy stuff was best poured out.

A fun thing about getting older...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Kind of like getting really picky not only of your pillow, but your cuddle pillow so you don't wake up stiff. And that also takes on a whole new meaning.

Okay, it isn’t Trump, but damnit it is hilarious!

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

The turtle wears it so much better.

Person walking by: “Are you okay?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

All are good, you could have told him you were trying out the real estate for future use and really made it awkward.

Glad I'm not going to heaven. Haha!

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Spoiler alert, no you're not.

This was my first bottle of wine, what was yours?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Mogan David, holiday wine at my house. First illicit bottle was Bali Hai. one of the few that was cheaper than Boonesfarm and Thunderbird.

Did you ever have one?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I didn't have one, and the world is probably a better place for it.

My OCD just flipped....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Shit yourself, she can reach it with that arm

Relationship Goals

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

????

I really thought it was going to be everywhere....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Only found it in one spot, freaked out when I realized how far out in it I was, end of story when I only sank about 4 inches.

Question My incoming group post have dropped right off to almost nothing,where i usually get 30 ...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Be patient, I'm sure the site is undergoing maintenance.

Hey, a few days ago I stopped getting new alerts under the little bell icon in the upper right ...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Be patient, it appears that site maintenance is on going along with some upgrades

Poor,poor Uranus!

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

It doesn't help that it expels gases routinely.

If the person you were dating told the friends who were helping you out with expenses that they were...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

If you were looking for support to forgive him, I don't think you will find it here based on the responses. If you were looking for reenforcement to dump his controlling ass, I think you found it. I have to agree with the dump his controlling ass from your friends.

No other choice...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Introvert....professional level.

That's not how it works?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Never!

It's one of my many life skills....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

good imitation.

Ask for Jennie.....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Got to know you audience.

It's much more PC.....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

If you're going to be a serious drinker, you've got to practice.

Another hollow treat..

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

But there's only one I'd eat, and I'd start with the ears.

The most fit President the US has ever had!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Do they share he same brain cell?

Kid Rock buddies with Fuhrer

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

two washed up celebrities in the twilight of their careers.

Bartender Trouble

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Watch!!

Award from Windmill Cancer Society

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

about time, can anyone tell me if this is a plant cancer too? I saw a ton of the windmills in cotton fields and worry that it could adversely affect our cotton crop.

Stephen Miller ...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Damn, you don't like Miller, good girl.

Or Kale? Got one for Kale?

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

sure, buy a cauliflower and a cadbury, through away the cauliflower and eat the egg.

Whatever, Jesus does what he wants.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Need two swings for balance.

She's on to him.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

She picked up on that quickly.

Little known fact.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

That's dark.

.....................

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

No benefits like free ones (to the company)

This country had better start to realize our original motto.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

our original motto was out of many, one, untied we stand divided we fall was from a speech by Lincoln. But your point is taken.

Borrowed from a friend: THIS IS A RIOT!!! Everyone should start carrying $2 bills! I think we ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Double funny, when I was in Belize, we were staying with a friend. Her mother had been saving $2 bills and gave her several hundred of them. No merchant in Belize would take a US $2, when we were leaving I traded her $400 for 200 bills and put them in a shoe to keep them flat and I sure as hell didn't want 200 bills in my wallet. I forgot about this and got flagged by customs. We had a good laugh but there were pages of documents the officer had to sign. I've had the same customs officer the last three times I've come back through that airport. I'm pretty sure I'm flagged for possible money laundering.

Maybe he wants some

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

So it is a religion of Voyeurs?

Rare it is.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

You're never going to get it.

Look out!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Noooooo!!

They're all after him.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

this mofo needs to get the fuck out of nature and leave the animals alone, They are not that into you. And before you try to screw a snake, you have to get someone to hold its head.

Calm down women, he's already taken.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Who or what is that?

This is disturbing if real.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Drink a beer and smoke a little more meth.

He was a psychic.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

The magic is real.

Tastes like Chicken!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Next week menu is Bigfoot followed by Nessie.

It is Casper, the friendly ghost?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

The difference between a cult and a religion. Cults are led by living assholes that exploit the followers that worship them. Religions are led by living assholes that exploit their followers by using the teachings of dead assholes.

Comes with a 7 yr warranty

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Run before Trump finds out you're not white.

It's all about positioning

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

She took the better pic. lol

Now that's a woody, only thing missing is the woodpecker.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Girl, your eyes are bigger than your.....

Happy Easter! ?? (I am being sarcastic btw)

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Happy Zombie rising day!

The Mueller Report is "The end of the beginning" according to this lawyer and composer of the rules ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Good explanations, from a very good attorney.

Happy Easter!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Don't fuck chickens and you won't have to hide the evidence.

in honor of this the most holy day of the year, I offer simple message of what its all about to many...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

New meaning to dead man walking.

Greatest Story Ever Sold

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Miss took "The greatest Story Ever Told" for "Neverending Story" this morning, only took 6 seconds to change the channel.

A little Easter anti-theism...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

nice collection

............

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Women, even in the egg form they're judgmental of other women. lol

I don't think he knows...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

I knew there was another reason i donated to Beto

Speaking of profanity....

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

what the fuck?

Hope your 420 was.....well....uh.....I forgot what I was going to say, man.....

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

You lick the frog, you don't smoke it.

Cuz we da hood...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

They're the ones doing the anal probes on the homophobes, and they're afraid?

Kardashian genius

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

She never was the brightest bulb in the pack.

Will work for 🍌

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You're not?

Poor dog has heard some crazy stuff

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You messed up that poor puppy, now she has PTSD.

Easter Toliet Humor....

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Your kids are gonna hate you

My car is yellow today......

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Welcome to the land of plant sperm.

....or bed.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

It's Saturday night on a 3 day weekend!

Nononono..not that Buuuush!

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

good 420 meme

Hey I' m about to advance to level 7 where all things are possible the sun always shines.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Congrats. It gets harder to advance, but then you stop worrying about levels.

Veganism for Pets

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

The article gives only anecdotal evidence, no better than the flat earthers and anti vaxers. Until some peer reviewed studies come out, I would not even consider it.

Welp, that's why.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Wavy gravy

Dat ass tho.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Getting him some wood.

No Charge.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

shocking

Too much devil goen on there.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

much better than I would have done.

Name a song with a color in the title.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Blue Velvet.

Any Rowan and Martin Laugh-In fans out there?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Loved the show, Goldie was one of my favorites, but I was surprised to be at a party with Ruth Buzzy a few years ago.

oh thank goodness there is a group on here that's anti-trump.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

The problem is not the electoral college, it is the 1906 law that limits the house to 435 members. One person one vote does not apply, if you are in a small state your vote counts much more than if you are in a large state.

Too early?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Don the con strikes again.

The dog ate my subpoena!

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I think he believes that it is all going to go away now, Sorry, but no.

Beer & wine.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

interesting to say the least.

Trump mugs, or rather, anti-Trump mugs.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

all good ones

That could have been handled better.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Get a handle on it. lol

Can someone tell me?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

How the fuck should I know?

More brilliance from social media.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

and he was a white guy, or he did the lawn, you pick.