New bike gang - Sons of Mary Kay

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I just pointed out that scooter to someone last weekend.

I Need a vacation with unlimited beer.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

At my age, all sex is great, I frequently don't carry my phone with me, don't drink beer anymore, so sex and a 5 star buffet will cover it.

Watch Robert Plant While Rodger Waters.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

What a play on names!

You know it is.. just admit it.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Oh how true, how true.

Exactly like this

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

If not for the annual inspection requirement, it would be on all the time.

Beavers and wood [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

LMAO

That's the way it is.

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

but they have like 3000 cheetos

Facebook strikes again ???

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Now she has to deal with the bromance.

When you have started to see someone and after the first intimate moments, assuming your partner is ...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

My first question is have you ever tried (fill in the blank)? Second question is would you like to (try or try again). Got to agree with @sleeplessintexas , the sooner the better. You never know and they may be just as nervous about bringing it up as you obviously are or they may not have any desire. The sooner you know, the better for how you wish to proceed.

Great article "Is there a hell for children?

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

This is one of the reasons I left the UMC. The Bishop that led the fight that homosexuality was inconsistent with christian teachings, died with AIDS. The hypocrisy was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Is it Kinky when it involves the Supernatural?

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

At least it was listed in the entertainment section, and not another less appropriate section.

Beer, 'nuff said...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I ought to be a fucking genius by now then.

20 year challenge

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

It's the same I got away with it smirk.

Show me the money

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I didn't see you at the job working for it, and I don't pay for results that are the same as random chance.

Ninth life??

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Is there a cure, Doc?

Looking good

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

what the croc?

Gotta love cats...

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Goldie is fucked.

"Go, Granny, go, Granny, go, Granny, GO!"

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

If you meet her on the street..

Oooops, wrong video. :D [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Love it like chicken.

Trumper Tantrum

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

leave him alone, that diaper is full of toxic shit.

Not elected legally

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Normally I groan at bad puns, but that was really putin the blame where it lies.

Stable Jenius Hits

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

And you get all this and a brand new Russian overlord for just $19.95

Communication is key!

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

daddy knew the trick.

More Gretchen Wilson.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I've got a two hour weather delay, so it looks like tomorrow my time before I get to listen, keep up the good work.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [bbc.co.uk]

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

double no

How much is masturbation worth to you?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

She's got balls.

Happy Saturday, lets start the party now! Gretchen Wilson & Alice in Chains - Barracuda [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I'm at the airport with no earphones, but I will listen in a few hours when I get home.

Ready for the prom!

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

there's going to be drinking, I can tell.

Funny wi-fi names.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I actually renamed my primary wifi FBI Surveillance Van

Remember this carnival ride, it was my favorite.?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

That was a girlfriend ride, you got close and no one said anything like they did on the tunnel rides.

Thanks to @actofdog...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

catching fish in a barrel, er tub.

Spooning no forking.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

When I am taking a road trip, I scratch notes into the skin of the bananas that don't show up for hours, makes for n interesting trip when some gets one out.

Ballsy.....

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

That cock is deformed.

Remember The Red Skelton Show?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Most people our age don't realize that he got away with one of the longest running dirty jokes on broadcast television. You bare naked lovers may not get it, but it was the drunk pantomime of the man trying to put his key in the keyhole, couldn't do it repeatedly, plucked a hair out of his head, laid it on the lock, and bam he was in.

Remember The Red Skelton Show?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Not only do I remember, but my son was introduced to his comedy by someone else and loved him too on dvd.

something is wrong with my dads dog. his favorite winter activity?

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

snow is always whiter on the other side of the street, as opposed to grass that only takes a fence to be greener.

.............

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

need to post in dog group too

Potential scammer. Level 3. Has an attitude [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

seen this one way too many times before.

Something...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

No such luck. Does the word dinner ring a bell. lol

The squid squad

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

what is a squad of squids called, besides a bunch of fucking squid.

Bad grandpa

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

from the mouths of babes...

Just some random political memes cause nobody else is posting

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

#2 is good.

something..

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Mr Clean.

A little change

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

are you sure those are not in reverse order?

Wow they aren't messing around

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

they be serious.

Fuck you all. I can't live without you. You're like fucking siblings or something.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

Welcome back, aren't you sad you deleted your account instead of just pausing for a bit, really missed you. OK everybody, let's help Mary get back up a few levels, give her a like or a comment or three.

Cow milk ???

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I'm going to go with heifer, bull,or steer.

Cow milk ???

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

made me laugh

It is 6:15.

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

I don't know if it is still there, but on Navigation Blvd, there is one of the national coffee roasters, you can get your caffeine fix just buy driving by.

This is for @Pralina1...

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

@Pralina1 is one of the most compassionate people I know, and you can tell that her nursing is important and her compassion and caring are real.

Life is all about ASS ???

glennlab comments on Jan 19, 2019:

however, the comment "what an ass" can be either a compliment or a derision

Now thats a 12 pak

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

New style of corn rows

cry me a river

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

You bet

and boom I was there!

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Retirement is the bomb, the only problem is energy levels, and physical limitations, and getting tired, and not being able to do the things I could do in my earlier years, and my sensitivity to cold, and not being able to sleep.

Remember doing this?

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Our park had one that was 16ft tall, it was a SOB to get up.

Who remembers this? Gilligan's Island - The Honeybees [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

I don't remember this episode, which is strange, because I very seldom missed a show

Send nudes

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

bear naked ladies?

Religion is like a penis

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

well said

America, fk yeah! Although this could be Canada too.I can't make out a State.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Someone left the truck out in the rain, I don't think that I can take it, it took so long to make it and I'll never have that shot again.

No class mf

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Not sure he is qualified for that one even.

You had me at...

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

sure, it's for phones.

Groan... Lol

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Super duper groan.

A ruff day.

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

Another one to save @Pralina1

Mmmmmm bacon

glennlab comments on Jan 16, 2019:

MMMM bacon

preemptive apology

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Who could stay mad at that face? get mad enough to threaten him with the pound, but never stay mad enough to do anything more than pet him.

A fumble in the forest?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

We have got to get that pun specific groan emogie

Easter baskets

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

That'll teach the little bastards.

Yup, that's not going to happen.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I believe that you should be up by the crack of noon.

Afraid of needles and tats & just a big ass pussy.. here's the alternative.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Back in my playing days, you would wear panty hose so that you could be taped without shaving your legs. I couldn't imaging wearing them in public without a medical reason, and never with shorts.

Pipe in my car

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I'd worry about mom

What is your definition of “success”?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Success to me is having more than I need and being able to enjoy the surplus in a reasonable manner. Having hope and not continually stressing about the future.

trump is selling everyone and the Veterans out wholesale! To please the wealthy and to feed their ...

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

One has to question the sanity of taking away even hope from people that you have taught to kill without remorse.

That's some signal.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

some objects may appear bigger in the shadow

I feel like I should warn them, sometimes...

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I always say politicians should rethink cutting funds to veterans, they trained us to kill without remorse and are now trying to piss us off.

Would make Johnny Cash proud

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

mind bending.

This meme makes me happy

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Bad puns 2 days in a row.

When we're in a hole we tend to keep digging

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Oh, you know it.

It would be nice

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Sorry it's 2019, and they are the same

It's cold outside, don't forget to bring your little ones in.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Oh no!!!

Don't Worry.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

sure she is, I'm going to need to see some ID sailor.

Bingo! bus

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

little granny hustle.

Borrowed from Fbook.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

If you're a hooker

Artistica Amazonia

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I was an athlete, I dated athletes, this is not what I find attractive.

One for the text books.

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Truth!

What....if?

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Ask the East Germans what happens just the other side of the wall.

BIG 45 SEWER HOG. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Jimmy Dean is rolling over in his grave

♥♥♥

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I wish more people thought this way. When I was much younger, I always wanted to get to the top of the mountain, when I got to what I thought was the mountain top, I looked out and as far as I could see there were more and taller mountains. That was when I realized that I could be happy with less as long as I had a little more than what I needed.

Wishful thinking

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

Or does she, and is just messing with us?

I'd marry him

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

not going to have a shower curtain with a better body than me.

Fair warning it's a groaner...

glennlab comments on Jan 15, 2019:

no

Off the grid...

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

good one.

About anytime I take pictures

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

same here.

I died! Too funny!

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Almost broke my back laughing

Snack Pack?

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Ain't no sunshine, on my wiener.

I am batman

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

wrong, Catman! Holy mouser!

Bean ,Mr.Bean

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

love her

With make up

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

brutal.

This is why.

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

He's our current ass, could you shove something he might feel up his ass, like the great pyramid.

CNN was doing a news piece on 45 and geography.

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

You are much too generous.

How green is this lettuce?

glennlab comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I would hazard to guess as Fuck.