Ask for Jennie.....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Got to know you audience.

It's much more PC.....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

If you're going to be a serious drinker, you've got to practice.

Another hollow treat..

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

But there's only one I'd eat, and I'd start with the ears.

The most fit President the US has ever had!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Do they share he same brain cell?

Kid Rock buddies with Fuhrer

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

two washed up celebrities in the twilight of their careers.

Bartender Trouble

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Watch!!

Award from Windmill Cancer Society

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

about time, can anyone tell me if this is a plant cancer too? I saw a ton of the windmills in cotton fields and worry that it could adversely affect our cotton crop.

Stephen Miller ...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Damn, you don't like Miller, good girl.

Or Kale? Got one for Kale?

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

sure, buy a cauliflower and a cadbury, through away the cauliflower and eat the egg.

Whatever, Jesus does what he wants.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Need two swings for balance.

She's on to him.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

She picked up on that quickly.

Little known fact.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

That's dark.

.....................

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

No benefits like free ones (to the company)

This country had better start to realize our original motto.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

our original motto was out of many, one, untied we stand divided we fall was from a speech by Lincoln. But your point is taken.

Borrowed from a friend: THIS IS A RIOT!!! Everyone should start carrying $2 bills! I think we ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Double funny, when I was in Belize, we were staying with a friend. Her mother had been saving $2 bills and gave her several hundred of them. No merchant in Belize would take a US $2, when we were leaving I traded her $400 for 200 bills and put them in a shoe to keep them flat and I sure as hell didn't want 200 bills in my wallet. I forgot about this and got flagged by customs. We had a good laugh but there were pages of documents the officer had to sign. I've had the same customs officer the last three times I've come back through that airport. I'm pretty sure I'm flagged for possible money laundering.

Maybe he wants some

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

So it is a religion of Voyeurs?

Rare it is.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

You're never going to get it.

Look out!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Noooooo!!

They're all after him.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

this mofo needs to get the fuck out of nature and leave the animals alone, They are not that into you. And before you try to screw a snake, you have to get someone to hold its head.

Calm down women, he's already taken.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Who or what is that?

This is disturbing if real.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Drink a beer and smoke a little more meth.

He was a psychic.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

The magic is real.

Tastes like Chicken!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Next week menu is Bigfoot followed by Nessie.

It is Casper, the friendly ghost?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

The difference between a cult and a religion. Cults are led by living assholes that exploit the followers that worship them. Religions are led by living assholes that exploit their followers by using the teachings of dead assholes.

Comes with a 7 yr warranty

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Run before Trump finds out you're not white.

It's all about positioning

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

She took the better pic. lol

Now that's a woody, only thing missing is the woodpecker.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Girl, your eyes are bigger than your.....

Happy Easter! ?? (I am being sarcastic btw)

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Happy Zombie rising day!

The Mueller Report is "The end of the beginning" according to this lawyer and composer of the rules ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Good explanations, from a very good attorney.

Happy Easter!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Don't fuck chickens and you won't have to hide the evidence.

in honor of this the most holy day of the year, I offer simple message of what its all about to many...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

New meaning to dead man walking.

Greatest Story Ever Sold

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Miss took "The greatest Story Ever Told" for "Neverending Story" this morning, only took 6 seconds to change the channel.

A little Easter anti-theism...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

nice collection

............

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Women, even in the egg form they're judgmental of other women. lol

I don't think he knows...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

I knew there was another reason i donated to Beto

Speaking of profanity....

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

what the fuck?

Hope your 420 was.....well....uh.....I forgot what I was going to say, man.....

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

You lick the frog, you don't smoke it.

Cuz we da hood...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

They're the ones doing the anal probes on the homophobes, and they're afraid?

Kardashian genius

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

She never was the brightest bulb in the pack.

Will work for 🍌

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You're not?

Poor dog has heard some crazy stuff

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

You messed up that poor puppy, now she has PTSD.

Easter Toliet Humor....

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Your kids are gonna hate you

My car is yellow today......

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Welcome to the land of plant sperm.

....or bed.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

It's Saturday night on a 3 day weekend!

Nononono..not that Buuuush!

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

good 420 meme

Hey I' m about to advance to level 7 where all things are possible the sun always shines.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Congrats. It gets harder to advance, but then you stop worrying about levels.

Veganism for Pets

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

The article gives only anecdotal evidence, no better than the flat earthers and anti vaxers. Until some peer reviewed studies come out, I would not even consider it.

Welp, that's why.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Wavy gravy

Dat ass tho.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Getting him some wood.

No Charge.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

shocking

Too much devil goen on there.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

much better than I would have done.

Name a song with a color in the title.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Blue Velvet.

Any Rowan and Martin Laugh-In fans out there?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Loved the show, Goldie was one of my favorites, but I was surprised to be at a party with Ruth Buzzy a few years ago.

oh thank goodness there is a group on here that's anti-trump.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

The problem is not the electoral college, it is the 1906 law that limits the house to 435 members. One person one vote does not apply, if you are in a small state your vote counts much more than if you are in a large state.

Too early?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Don the con strikes again.

The dog ate my subpoena!

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I think he believes that it is all going to go away now, Sorry, but no.

Beer & wine.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

interesting to say the least.

Trump mugs, or rather, anti-Trump mugs.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

all good ones

That could have been handled better.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Get a handle on it. lol

Can someone tell me?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

How the fuck should I know?

More brilliance from social media.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

and he was a white guy, or he did the lawn, you pick.

Flipping hilarious!

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

right color, butt the third leg is way too big.

Has anyone seen Snoop?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Yeah, he's wearing a Prince outfit.

Good Saturday morning, love this mug✌❤

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Peace and love to you too.

Oh so sweet!

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

wicked sense of humor.

Have you ever or someone else still has this? 🤪

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

Had the 7 foot version, made 3 moves before we got rid of it.

I had to do a side by side.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

good looking girl

Thumper got bumped.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

really hit my funnybone.

Posting memes, mostly....

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

so sitting in front of a monitor reading/posting memes

So.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I love your attitude. May peace and happiness follow you the rest of your days.

More Easter memes

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

damn you got a lot of easter memes

I just found the file folder with my Easter memes.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

last one is the best

And now this.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

got to have that first one.

What I if told you, you that read wrong?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

ok, I don't see it.

It gets better and better tonight

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

ok, I crossed my legs a little bit while I laughed

Skinny jeans

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2019:

I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe, her expression.

He ha he ha he😈

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

We can't take you anywhere you don't get in trouble. lol

Hey, y’all! I’m feeling much better today, but I can definitely tell when the muscle relaxer ...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Be careful and get well.

Happy Friday!

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

He got to hang out all day.

Happy 420!

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Snoop in his Prince outfit?

At the award dinner at American Atheist 2019 Convention.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Thank you for the update.

Understandable mistake

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Never mind! in my best emily voice

Finally made level 8 hooray

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Congrats!!

Vigilante kidnappings incited by the Orange Toddler! What country are we in?? 😡[theguardian.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

I want to know hwy they were not arrested for kidnapping.

I like dogs

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Just keep hot dogs in your pocket, they won't leave you alone and will find you first after a tornado.

.....and I feel fine.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Everybody's gonna get stoned.

Another bad pun.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Baad,

Some memes

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

2nd ans last one had me rolling.

It's true....

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

I know her. lol

Handy on long trips....

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

strap here to the roof top for long trips.

.....and I feel fine.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

rock me gently.

Does it sell both?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

that seems pretty specialized.

IDK..........

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Pretty much everyday. both of us.

"Devoted Catholics nailed to crosses to celebrate good Friday" You 👏 are 👏 cray 👏 zee ...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

You can't save crazy.

Don't know who Kristan Higgins is, but I like what she has to say.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Plus the cathedral is wholly owned by the French government with a lease to the congregation.

Gay sex is immoral

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

No. No I do not...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

No, not really.

Might take a while....

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Takes a butt load to offend me.

420 is coming....

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

And think about what kind of world you are leaving for Willie and Kieth Richards.

Ok.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2019:

blocked on copyright grounds.