Lesley, ya'll need less Jesus. [ladbible.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

With those eyes, she could have seen everything double, the crazy is just below the surface. But she is conflicting what the medivial Jesus was and what an actual middle eastern first century person would have looked like.

Readers live many lives....

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

How about answering the door for pizza and realizing you don't have enough money? lol Or the motor goes out on the boat and you're old man and the sea?

Trumpcare for April Fool

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

estimate that 15 of the 20 million that will be screwed would have voted for him. Wonder how that's going to work for them.

Welcome Sign at Border

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

next 2 years.

Home is where Im going

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

To quote a well known furry creature, "Don't throw me into the briar patch."

[gritpost.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Classic case of the headline not accurately portraying the article. Every election reporters try to build suspense by proposing non stories that show conflict. To date zero have come to pass. First they called Bernie a fringe candidate, in 2016 when he was the second highest delegate count. The portrayal of a coup when "what if" questions are presented is at best poor journalism and at worst propaganda for the right wing. Divide and conquer is a tried and true method.

When is the last time you remember seeing this?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

In the 8os or 90s, I'm a night owl.

I’ve accomplished 3/5...no, I’m not telling which three

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I'm going to guess no pants yet, and that positive thing is kind of tough.

Coffee maker broke 😣😫 crappy mr coffee model 🤬 Any recommendations on a new machine?? ...

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

sorry for your loss, I keep a french press for such emergencies, then I scope out the coffee makers to see which one is for me this tome around.

Jesus viagra...when coming again can wait a few days 😂 [waterfordwhispersnews.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

If you know she's going to be in the mood that far in advance it really is a miracle.

Like that title much better.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I'm going to celebrate it anyhow. Now to find a partner or it will be a solo celebration.

What’s your sign?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

One less idiot.

Sleep? What’s that?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Who needs sleep? Cat naps all day instead.

So it was written, and so it shall be.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Love that gospel, especially the part that chocolate shall be very cheap the day after you celebrate my rising,

Yep... always look on the bright side!

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

You nailed that one.

Butterfly Season 2019 begins! Red Admiral (Vanessa atalantis) snapped on 4/16

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

I ran into a couple of migrations on my last trip. I cringed as I drove through them, but I did bring back a souvenir on my grill.

Which ones did you like best back in 71. 5 & 11. Didn't care much for the others listed here.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

2,6,8,11,&20

He died for your sins

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Died hell, it was a short weekend he gave up if he gave up anything, not only that but if heaven is the reward. then he actually got an upgrade.

This is one of a few groups I can join as of yet, so hi. I mean, hi. (I'm not so high.)

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2019:

Welcome, come in ask questions if you are lost, you will get answers. Some of them even correct.

Any dieters out there?

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:

ditto

Camping in Florida, not me.🤪

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Find a new spot. NOW!!

They believe this to be true😹😹😹

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:

or bitch, where's my food/toy/rub.

Oh my 😳😂🤣

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:

ouch

Hahaha... I just hit level 8. I thought that would never happen when I hit level 7. Who knew?!

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Congrats young lady.

Seems to be some people around here that need to go by this “golden rule” 🙂

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:

That and

What a spectacular evening watching the sun set over Grandfather Mountain, NC - a pretty flower - a ...

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2019:

really good, thanks for sharing,

Bad to The Fucking Bone

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

I can't ride anymore, so he has my sympathies, after 2 years, I'm finally getting rid of the scooter before it rots in place.

Here is something I thought about just today. I would rather a man be up front about wanting only ...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

I found that I eliminated a lot of short term relationships when I stopped looking for just sex. I'm really looking for a good match before I start on the sex part.

Good Lord. This group represents Nothing as its name suggests. Yikes.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

So what have you done to make it better? You can either be a whiney bitch or a force for change, you decide.

Hello Monday, my morning coffee makes me feel like......😊

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

On the road coffee is a crap shoot, this morning is ok, just fucking ok.

Look at all that Orange!!

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

THere has to be something stronger than the laughing emoji

Too many damn boomer memes. /s

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Never complain about the content if you are not contributing. That is not an admonishment, but a challenge.

UMMM YEA, it's tough

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

First the silly bitch better learn to count, I doubt seriously that the return is more than a hundred pages. Each property would take at most 1 line on a form. so unless he owns more than 100,000 different properties she is bowing smoke. In fact he owns very few properties and only licenses his name, so that only requires a consolidation of all the properties on a single form. I want to see how a man that took a credit for making less than $500,000 for several years is really worth and how much he owes the Russian bankers.

@Admin Seems like I can't view messages now. If I click on the Envelope icon or select Messages from...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2019:

it's still working on the laptop

Parking buddy search is still on...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2019:

ITs got to be easier than setting up and breaking down a tent, put me on your list.

I was supposed to post this yesterday....

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Friday the 13th came on Saturday this month.

Weekend forecast😁

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2019:

you rock it.

PSST! Wanna see 3 HOT chicks and a pig??

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2019:

#1's a duck, but you know what they say to do to ducks? so I'll give you a pass.

So.... Today's choice for an outing... A Revolutionary War muster complete with fife and drum ...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2019:

70 thats cold to be on the water, are you part polar beat, girl?

Thinking hurts their heads

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2019:

When I works, I works hard, when I plays, I play hard, when I thinks, I get sleepy

@CaroleKay is our new Mod. Please welcome her. I have my reasons. Respect her authority....or don't....

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2019:

I guess that means I have to be nice to Miss Carole now, welcome friend.

I know i've been gone a few days, i had an accident monday night. i fractured 3 vertebrae, 1 of them...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2019:

get well soon, wishing you a speedy recovery.

Nah, I'm good.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2019:

just nope.

I remember doing this, do you?

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2019:

not me, I was way too active to wear anything white.

The grand plan.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2019:

bless the pig first.

He’ll get over it

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2019:

I thought that was the send out your christmas cards with one extra kid no one knows pose.

My messenger messages are disappearing. Is anyone else having this issue? The little wifi symbol ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2019:

The fun of being on the road, I sent messages this early am and just found out the system ate them at 1130 tonight

Just curious how would it be???

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2019:

just hope it's not unisex.

I’m in N Carolina USA and am seeing ads for dating sites for farmers. What’s a speciality dating...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Boy are you in for a treat as you drive across the south, I don't think i have seen as many religious billboards anywhere else in the country.

Hmmm... is that all it takes?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

works for me lol

Google

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

not sure whether to laugh or cringe.

Fuck yes?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I want to sleep like god during the holocaust.

Tots and pears

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

dayuum, you are rough today.

What happens in the choir loft, stays in the choir loft!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

lights need to be out.

The first if my Irises to bloom this year. These are dwarf varieties which always bloom before the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I have about the slowest irises in the DFW area, mine are just barely breaking ground. It has to be somethjing about my yard, yours look great.

Would you do this for a relationship????

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Can't quit what you don't do, I have asthma and smoking anything is bad for me.

It's finally spring and we need to remember that conservation is an important part of gardening and ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

ssssh, the walls have ears.

Went hiking by the river and I felt like this tree wanted to start bitching about immigrants and ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

such an artist's eye.

Getting the landlord to say, 'Black' for free rent? [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I'll admit it I chuckled.

This should be fun ???

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

My ghouse and gyard.

Well, thats kind of deep.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

turnabout can be a bitch.

The best part of waking up.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

damn you rabbiteclaire for stealing my line.

Dangerous!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That's one bad ass roach.

Got a laugh out of this.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I had already packed my inhaler, so I had to dig it out I laughed so hard.

Put the blame where it belongs:

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

People always forget that John Maynard Keynes spoke of well regulated capitalism, not laissez-faire , well regulated got us out of the great depression and the period of the most robust growth in history, while laissez-faire has given us the great depression, the S&L crisis, the banking collapse and the Bush recession.

This is a Facebook - link...but it's a colllage of all the "intimate" Trump images with his ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

are you on a computer or phone?

Great idea!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I know one that would intercept the serve.

Good Saturday morning! I hope all of you will have a great weekend! Chuck and I have a lot of ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I am heading West from Dallas, leaving early Sunday morning 0300 or so, Grand Canyon NP, sky bridge, Hoover Dam, Pink concert in Las Vegas, 7 magic mountains, joshua tree NP, Salton sea, organ pipe cactus NP, El Paso, Carlsbad Caverns and back to Dallas, Planning on seeing at least 3 Agnostics.com members on this trip and more if they are along this general route and would like to share a cup of coffee. PM me and I'll see what we can work out.

Saturday morning.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

mine was driving to Costco in rain so hard the cars were disappearing in the splash back , so you win.

Happy Saturday everyone. I’m on my way to Raleigh for the KISS concert tonight. ? Hope ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Have a good time.

A group of cats is called a glaring. No idea why.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

They look like they are in search of a 40+ single woman.

Heavy sigh ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

How long before gray cat gets banged as white cat tries to shake it off?

Hahaha! It took me a minute ... this is hilarious. ???

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I thought PETA was People Eating Tasty Animals, now I find out they are fur protesters.

A mere cat ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

why is he the only one with a gut? lol

just something to think about

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

good ones

Retired Air Force, 27 years service.........

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

welcome, if you have questions, just ask.

Me, when I see food. Anyone else? ??? [m.facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Lobster, crab, and prime rib bring that out in me.

Shaking my head at Bob...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

if only it were that easy

OMG!!! I have never seen one, it looks very useful in a very tiny apartment.?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I'm going to guess early 60s before zip codes.

Just heard: two opening-night tickets for the new Avengers movie sold for $15,000 on eBay. Damn, I'm...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

wonder if the check is going to clear?

I'm so ready, how about you?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

I leave in the early morning for my southwestern adventure. I'll be out of pocket a lot, but I'll try to post along the route. Outside the cities the cell reception is toast, so no wifi hot spot, but i have several cities to hit too. I am still fleshing out my route and it looks like the weather is going to cooperate but if you live along I-40 in NM or AZ and want to meet for a cup of coffee, PM me and I'll see if we can set it up. Right now my plans for the return trip from Las Vegas are LA, the Salton Sea, Organ pipe catus NP, El Paso, and Carlsbad Cavern NP so if you live around that route, and want to meet PM me.

Tomorrow, I'm heading for a small festival in Pendleton, South Carolina. It's about nine miles from ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Headed to Las Vegas and points east, west ,and south of there.

Have you ever ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

That's my story and I never thought about it before, If we need alibis I have a friend to vouch we with him.

I know we'd have threads before about dealbreakers in dating relationships. I don't want to repeat ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Bullet dodged.

April 5 memes

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

very good.

I am so looking forward to retirement!

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

it's not all resting and giggles, there's internet and travel too.

Not sure I wanna know what a slut spurt is.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

don't know, but I bet it's salty.

Take a deep breath...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

moved to the city to be near his internet gf, found out her dick was bigger than his and has no real friends.

Alrighty then.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Based on the smells some emit, they need them badly.

First rock & roll experience. Too bad it's a boy.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

and he begins to turn lol

Middle school ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

still Uuuuugly. inside and out.

What if ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

you're a good boy, er girl!

24 hrs awake and counting ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

You be careful girl!

I am curious to know how many members are military veterans.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

South East Asia

It's not really rocket science:

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I used to get a kick when I lived in Houston when they would build subdivisions in old rice fields, then bitch about them flooding.

The boy cat "Jamgo" comes to get me and leads me to his dish of friskies (crunchies) all the time. ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I had one that would wait until I went outside with him to take a dump and would maintain eye contact, it was kind of disconcerting at first.

Older Woman: A Force to be Reckoned With [seniorsguideonline.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

older women are good, this validates that.

Dear @admin, please inform me when the site sends out notifications on my behalf. If you send out ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Isn't it nice to know you're loved?

His worst nightmare!

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

If he had a brain, maybe brain cancer.

Remember this? I remember the "moo" sound it made as the doors opened.?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

not sure