Promises, promises, we got 2 inches of the white stuff last night.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

This was one of our no snow winters, best of luck to all of you still thawing out.

Remember when they put this in a can and not a plastic bottle.?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Now that's a big can, party time.

When are profile pictures coming back? Specially in the “who viewed me” page but others too

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Try landscape format on your phone, it's not the best, but it is a work around until they get it fixed.

Had to join just to make the 1000th member,that 999 had to roll over.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Just noticed 999 this morning, welcome, post some stuff.

Gioconda Moon!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Bona Mona

Party like it's 1787?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Boys could not hold their liquor, that's the reason they were doing keg stands.

Just wanted to throw this out.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

one thing I learned in the military, was that you do not have to like or agree with a person to respect them. I respected John McCain.

Parenting level.....Supernatural!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

smart mom

But dat ass!!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

the fur is going to fly.

Weenie meme.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I was going to say slap some mustard on those dogs, but they already come that way.

Wendy got it going on

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Wendy is also dateless.

Happy Saturday, have a great one with your coffee?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Good Morning, coffee was late this morning, I normally set my coffee up the night before, since I had to be up early, I went in, turned on the coffee, went about the preps for my morning meeting. After I had run the dishwater and was ready to let everything soak, I grabbed the coffee pot, it was empty, I had forgotten to add water last night. Coffee is ready finally.

Swear jar! Anyone else? ???

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

That's just for today, right?

I’m sure there’s a story here. Homossassa River in central Florida.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

No twins?

Way back in the day

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

They still do, except now they have bottles in hand rather than toys. And we can play with fire.

Joined! Now get off my lawn!!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

and the horse you rode in on. JK, welcome.

Old folks online dating site “Scammer Contact of the Day”.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Women get much more interesting scammers, I can just about profile the scammers in advance. Going to be 18-35, just got out of a relationship, horny, wants to meet, but you have to contact her through a internet check site, but don't worry, they won't charge your credit card, it's only a security feature.

Wonderful saying by Keanu Reeves ?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Me too. 2 weeks until I disappear into the wilderness and the bright lights.

Siren's songs....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Damn they are tempting and I can resist any thing but temptation.

How could it go wrong?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

IT's that damn layover at city jail that messed up your connection.

Cue the Haterz ♥ Teena Marie - I Need Your Lovin' (Finest Extended Rework Monster Disko Edit) ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I read too many news site I read that as haaretz. as in https://www.haaretz.com/

Athiest dinner special.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

They didn't believe us when we told management that we would always need Human proofreaders.

It's done. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Now the sniping begins.

I saw the sign....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

new sign, I don't think the last one was right.

Weiner measuring ... (Today's cheese.) ?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

two hand job, nice.

Mmmm cheese!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

what's the problem with that.

Fellas, she's probably single!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

and probably going to stay that way.

Sometimes I still get cravings....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

or buy them a carton at a time to save money.

If I had a dollar.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I've fallen in lust like that.

Mine might.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

How about your business contacts, share it on linkedin too.

Athiest math....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Never answered where that water went either?

I like the word "dumbassary" so much I just added it to my dictionary.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Spoken like a man with a brain, sorry if I misjudged you.

The Void in my life....the emptiness.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

still got the BB gun, lol. if you need it.

Finally, Void Friendly Learning....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

look to your left, look to your right, figure out which one is smarter and that is who who cheat off of.

Troy's method ... (lol)

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

That's the way my snowshoe hunted for bluejays and mockingbirds. She had a pretty good record at it too.

My Cat From Hell ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I think he is telling you to change the channel and no one gets hurt.

Are you aware ...? ?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Are you aware that you are staff?

One's a fake..

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

The last time we had a congressperson with balls this big was Barbara Jordan, and she helped lead the take down of Nixon.

Frog memes...not necessarily gay frogs, this time.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I was wondering when these would come back

Tyson is recalling 69,000 pounds of chicken strips after customers complained they contained metal -...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

If I'm going to eat chicken, I will process most of it myself, not going to kill, gut or pluck, but everything beyond that will most likely be me. The lazier the cook, the more likely that they are going to get something they don't want in their food. I don't farm anymore, but when I did almost everything in my freezer was pesticide free, hormone free and antibiotic free and metal and rubber free.

If you're over 40 ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

How abut if I see a cat with glasses tthat is getting ready to attack its attendant.

Trump will remove new North Korea-related sanctions because he 'likes' Kim Jong Un [cnbc.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Since we are still at war with North Korea, might we finally have the basis for treason?

I remember getting one simular to this as a small child.?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I never got one with that many colors, my artistic talent consisted of being able to not getting far enough outside the lines to color the table.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Groan.

Well girls and boys, I decided that I am going to do it.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

good luck.

The funky muchachos - Spooky [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Way to go. I have to keep A,C open in two pages so I can listen to your music and still be semi productive. Using so much precious bandwidth when I should be outside catching up on yardwork.

Read this today.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

We found the disconnect, it is between his pea sized brain and his alligator mouth.

Sad but true.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

He's on look out.

Just so you know

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I'm not fat, I'm just storing up for a tough winter. Right now I'm fixed for the next Ice Age.

Walk of shame.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Like what you have done with your hair.

Peekaboo.. I see you.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Would that scare the shit out of you?

A great old add, I am gonna need lots of coffee this am to get going. Have a great day everyone!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Folgers was the first non-Cajun coffee i ever bought.

I want to bash religion here and in no way am I bashing a fallen country music star.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

If god made us in his image why aren't we all invisible?

Who knew people that had this nasty shit in their bathroom.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

they either had boys, or really sloppy girls.

My childhood will never be the same!??

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Don't you hate when your childhood heroes go bad.

I was truly disappointed.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Didn't know you could get that out of a machine.

It's so hard not to laugh at my own depression.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I have found I wrote my best comedy when I was in the darkest places, I also found I appreciated it much more when I wasn't in those places.

I live in WTF? Shitty.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Canada is nothing if not consistent.

Dang it, Don! That was my only pair!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Don, you and Karen are royal pains!

NOT SARCASM, GENUINELY CURIOUS: Reading through the posts here it has been suggested by some to rate...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

The rating factor for me is compatability, if we are not, then no go.

Old is when...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Those can't be signs of growing old, even if all of them apply to me.

Upon making Level 8, how long does it take to get your shirt in the mail?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Congrats on making 8, You'll look good in the shirt, you've got to post pics

Just to be safe, I'm not trying it.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

don't take a chance, I heard people say that hard work won't kill you either and we had someone die on my last job.

What a loudmouth!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

damned voices.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next week.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Every damned day, it's the same story.

Well they do look like bone(er)s....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

engineering messed up, they did not field test with 3rd graders.

....personal pan pizza reasons.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I'm just storing up for a bad winter. Right now I'm prepared for the next ice age.

It's a struggle....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I used to like to go to confession just to shock the priest and I've never been catholic.

They usually learn it the hard way....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

And that would be why.

A Tote that emotes....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

So sad, so so sad.

We've been doing it wrong....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

one is asking, the other is coercing .

Truth in advertising.....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That's not going to slow him down for several more years.

Somebody needs some eduction.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Spell check your headlines, EVERY TIME.

Do you ever wonder if Flat Earth people and Trump people, might be THE SAME PEOPLE?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

No just kind of assumed it to be true.

Or Bill Cosby's house....oh wait, that is his house now!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That's better than morning sex in prison.

It does exist....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

This is not the garden you are looking for, and that is not pot, and I don't live here.

Along came a spider.....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That better have been one bad ass spider, or he needs to turn in his man card.

At least I'm an expert at something....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

You know you're a serious drinker when you look for the shopping cart at the liquor and won't start without one.

Mine would be taking a nap....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Got to get to his parking spot

Anyone ever been involved in multi-level marketing (MLM)?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I have had clients that have gotten into it. Only one ever made money, then it was only 2 years followed by bust. The best advice I can give is put your hand on your wallet and back out as quickly as possible. If you need more info pm me I spent 30 years in accounting and consulting and can probably answer any questions you have.

Dating and Marriage preferences.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

In the scientific literature, race as always been defined as an arbitrary grouping within a subset by characteristics determined by the selector. It has never had a scientific basis, so it is good that politics has caught up with science.

I must have a dirty mind....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Does he go to a catholic school?

Hey it's my birthday today and this song came to mind, Old Folks Boogie by Little Feat! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Happy Birthday, you spring chicken.

Honk honk....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I got a sticker that says "honk if you love me" when I'm feeling down I like to just sit at green lights.

Please say hello to @RobertFoley who has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Hey Robert, can't wait to see your posts.

Ok, this might start world war three, but I'd be interested to hear from this group members to sound...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Truly a first world problem, it doesn't bother me as long as the baby is quiet. People that insist on taking a child out that is too young to be controlled.

Hello all.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Welcome AAron, fill out your bio a little so people will get to know you better.

Fun facts about the human body.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

7 seems really low.

For your entertainment, today's old folks online dating site "flirt" winner.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Well damn, aren't you the lucky one? I keep a junk email account to mess with people like that.

I remember checking everyday to see my weight and wondering what would cause me to weigh more?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Or do as my doctor said, weigh first thing in the morning , before you get dressed, have coffee or take a shower.

This could go in feline fanatics or legalize marijuana groups as well.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Don't do the cat group, they'll light into you for pussy abuse.

LifeWay, the Largest Christian Retailer in the Country, is Closing All Stores (Thoughts & Prayers! ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

No great loss,

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Use Private Accounts for Official Business, Their Lawyer Says ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

This borders on disclosure of classified information. There are reasons that we have secure messaging avenues for this type of interaction. The fact that they are not preserving the documents, in blatant violation of the presidential preservation act shows their disrespect of the American people. This is well beyond the George Bush or Clinton controversies.

I just joined even though technically I'm not 50 until August...lol.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

AARP ought to be flooding your mailbox any day now if they haven't already. Welcome to the magical world that is 50+, the drugs we share now come in nice bottles and wouldn't get a fly high.

Had a few more tulips bloom while I was at work!!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Love the grape hyacinths

She sure doesn't look like it.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

batteries just died.

Mornings are stupid!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Solved that problem, I sleep till noon, hence no mornings unless I have an appointment.

No offense

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

nothing offends me.

I'll bet nobody remembers this one...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Land of the lost?

do u have a backup plan if the coffee machine is down?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

3 to be exact.