Sensitive....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

He should have known she was a hussy when he bought her.

Gotta love guns!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

over compensating and she knows.

Sad but true.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Why would I want to lose it, do you have any idea how much i invested in this shape. lol

This stuff writes itself.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

He be crazy

The Truth is Sometimes a Very Ugly Thing!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Way too much hair, no extensions either!!

Back real soon!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

no one can eat in 10 minutes.

Individual 1 Tower

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

At least in trumps mind, he will still be #1

Questions For Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Throw some gasoline on that fire no since in letting it go to waste.

Jesus Said....Trump Said.....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

If you believe their mythology, Trump would qualify as the antichrist and they are all doomed to hell for supporting him

No Brain Activity! Fascinating!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

no brain, can't have activity.

Getting His Mouth Ready For Prison

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Better be ready for a double team

Things I Trust More Than Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

next 5 are just as good, #10 is the ass breaker

And then trump pulled out his.......

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Mushroom? Mr. Toadie? small brain and played with it?

Landmark ?

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Well played @Science-guy

i need 124,000 points to get to level9. ffs, i give up!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I've got 62510 to go to 9, no rush, it will come when it comes, have fun.

Little known fact.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

and get one hell of a road rash when they stop you.

Understandable

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

boy are they going to be surprised.

Now all you dudes out there, remember...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I've got a firm grasp on the situation

Oh deer!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

furry?

Miss December.... you guys can thank me later.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

and you young lady are in a time out.

So don't be that way.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

so true.

1917 - White House Suffragettes Tortured in Prison - WTF!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Anyone that doesn't know, women were not given the right to vote, they won it in a bloody war.Most Americans cannot tell you who Sojourner Truth was or her importance (first woman to ever serve on a jury) or the hundreds of other women that fought since before the beginning of the republic for their equal rights.

No War Just Peace and Stuff

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

it's the N'stuff that worries me.

I still keep maps in my cars, I don't trust those damn gps things.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

In the last 2 1/2 years, I've driven over 60,000 miles, there are lots of areas that i like to travel in that have zero cell reception. I keep an atlas is the car that I use for trip planning in conjunction with my computer.When I first enter a state, I stop and get the state map at the tourist info center, just in case. With my propensity to take side jaunts, it is a necessity to have a backup for the electronic. I have had navigators or trips that thought they knew more than me and just depend on GPS, have gotten so lost it was unreal.

Stormy Daniels has a pair...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

groan, but good groan

Still not sure

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I just going to hazard a guess that it has something to do with the labia.

It's hard to get any relief

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I think he wants whatever your holding.

Santa speaks ..

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

And you know it.

Freaky cookies

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Messy cookies!

@MichelleGar1 this is your turf

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

You beat me to that one, I couldn't decide whether to use it or not.

I do this...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

So true.

Hot Chips? Do You Have a Fave?

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Andy Capp's

Good Saturday morning! Have a great weekend, everyone!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I'll get you another cup, pronto.

How to catch Santa

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Santa's going to be moving a little slower this year.

OMG those bare limbs, that seductive smile leaves me with pins and pine needles.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Pining away for the single life. lol

Uhhh.... No, you go ahead.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

It's a game, if they get butt hurt have them for dinner.

There is a train coming through my head and its carrying old age with it.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I'm 64 and I have no idea what I'll do when I get old, but I'm going to do it full throttle.

Math certainly has its own problems.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

It's a trig, don't fall for it.

World's tiniest Nope....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Not going to say I blame her. Smart cat.

Hors what???

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

They misspelled Whore's.

Various stuff

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

great shots

Hi everyone. I am one of the newest members here. So, I am looking to see what this is all about.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Jump in and have fun

Oh? You had something else in mind, entirely?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

All the girls in my neighborhood were sure I'd be a doctor when I grew up, I still give free breast exams when asked.

Hi everyone.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

If it can't climb out of the cup and kick my ass, it's not strong enough.

Who is Individual 1?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I posted this with my post, but if fits here too

On an outing had my daughter take my photo.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I can attest, you are not short.

France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Not to correct your remembrance of history, but it was the monarchy of France that gave support during our revolution, our revolution inspired the the first French revolution that ended so badly, that they fucked it up several times after that before finally becoming a republic, then succumbing to Germany twice.

Who is Individual 1?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Trump may think he's cleared, but he knows individual 1 is fucked.

"Vigilance, not vigilantism.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I was hoping for some sexy pic, awh shucks

Religion, religion tsk, tsk

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The first one nearly made me lose my drink.

A good time of year for this theme! Are you spending too much?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

One of the advantages of just giving presents when you find something you want to give, you don't have a bunch to buy at any one time.

Don't get excited... it's fake

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I damn near had an orgasm.

Looks like a good hobby.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

same here.

Dodge Ram...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

In his defense, I'm sure the pole was jumping in and out of traffic.

You boomers must remember when all of this started up. Still going on.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

took me forever to not throw it like a spaz.

How many pinch their fingers on this toy?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

My favorite make noise to annoy the grownups toy.

Yep. Gonna drive it til the wheels fall off.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

or that one that every time you take it to the mechanic, it goes out for like 2 days, then" I'm baaack."

Working on my deer for the holidays. ???

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The look in the first one

Mirror mirror......

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And the horse you rode in on!

Try some beef

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

think of all the money you can save and get paid to take down unwanted trees.

50 shades of Santa gone wild.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Glad to see you poaching more than one of us.

Oh Mr. Bill, you naughty ginger boy you.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

You hinting for a present?

He knows when you were sleeping, and when you were bad or good

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Santa's a peeper and she looks like she got caught at something.

Yer what???

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

science squirrel to the rescue.

Home, home on the range... where buffalo go

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

lol

Oh hell no!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

no, no, no

Dangerous territory...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

how do you ruin a cougar?

I can see this happening....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Who would have thought Dick Cheney would live long enough to attend GHWBs funeral.

NYT: President Trump Miffed That Focus Shifted To Bush 41 & Away From Him | The 11th Hour | MSNBC ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Like I said before, Trump, the only person that would be jealous of the corpse at a funeral.

You were warned in advance

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

It scared the shit out of him, literally.

Beep beep...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Don't do it, Wylie!!

It happens sometimes

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

right in the vagina, too.

CW! Contains a season's greeting.....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Nah, they would be more butt hurt than that.

Truth bomb!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Sounds like a business plan to me.

I was a lot thinner when this was taken....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And a different sex, what else have you been hiding?

What else is there to talk about?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

That didn't take long, now did it?

....and Don't Forget Shellfish and Pork!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And it gives me the price of doing a virgin and making it all good with daddy,

You try to be nice....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Put it in the cookies, cyanide is kindness.

Makes sense to me.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Couldn't match her shoes in the dark.

Learn to lock

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And they believe you??? right. lol

Shoulda left it in the box.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Boy is she going to be disappointed.

This is funny, and kinda gross. What are your worst? [vice.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Smelled so bad I put her pants back on.

In the woods...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

So prince Charming was a necrophiliac?

U get back what u put in

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

You get what you pay for.

All is fair in love and war

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I need tools, bet you can get them real cheap along with the $15 bass boat.

Uh oh...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

safe word? What is this safe word? If I had known about that, do know how much digging I would have saved?

Figuring out how to cop a feel ... innocently.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

in order to make the good list, you've got to be naughty.

GROSS Pig!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The only guy who could be jealous of the corpse at a funeral.

What do atheists put on the top of their christmas tree?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I haven't put up a tree or decorated for Christmas since my divorce. 10 years, I have always hated giving gifts on a particular day, I still get gifts for my friends and family, but I give them when I feel like it. You have to think outside the box to deal with the BS.

What do we want???!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Every time.

Lemmee owt!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Jail break, in 3.2.1

When not to steal make up

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Read the damn instructions!

Pirate Girl

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Whoever she is, no open toed shoes for her.

I said.........

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

It just wasn't in the cards

I shall not lose an argument

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

works on me every time.

It's aways something!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Women, never satisfied with what they have, big girls want to be small, small girls want to be big, as for me, as long as there's no more than 2, I'm good with it.

Making a snow baby?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

got to do it when she's in the mood, most of the time she's frigid

Canada knows its scripture

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

They went from a nine pointed leaf to a seven pointed leaf.

Dressing for cold weather

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Just add blankets.

Toddler man

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

bad photo shop, he could never get that many letters in the correct order.