So what's up with Ken?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Barbie showed up with a Hillary sticker and a strap-on. been that way ever since.

Well this came up... Abbott & Costello - Who's on First? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

So he is, so he is

Literally my face the other day

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

It is going to take a doozie to get crazier than this, but the week still as 2 days left

Some local street art where I live in Dayton, Ohio

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Nice pics and nice art.

Can it get any lazier than that?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

one of them is awake. lol

Happy Friday and...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I'd say LMAO but

How would other members feel about making at least a level 4 before you can post a link. Scammers ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

@admin @developer just an idea to ponder

Nice beard... I think!

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

It'll grow on you.

awkward....

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Hope he knows the safe word.

I've seen a few questions from men asking women to tell them what is great sex to them. I'LL jut ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Exploration and experimentation are important to keep the magic going.

Good morning and happy Friday! A friend of mine posted a question about favorite childhood smells ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Salt air in the early morning from the gulf and my grandmother's gingerbread.

First I am grateful for this website and for the chance to connect with people all over the globe, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I have met nearly a dozen of the people on this site, and I look forward over the next 2 weeks meeting at least 3 more. The people that are willing to meet typically are pretty much who they seemed on the site, except sometimes nicer.

Veterans’ Beach, Hyannis, Cape Cod Ma.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Sunrise?

This is funny, but it has an important embedded message.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Anyone who has seen the ravages of polio or smallpox and thinks that a vaccine is worse is a special kind of stupid.

If you have cats this is good to know.?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Many lilies are poisonous to both humans and pets, don't let the kids or the pets eat the ornamentals.

Things we all need more of?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I'll take plenty of each

Welcome to @jerry99 Enjoy yourself Jerry!

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

welcome Jerry

Something to think about??

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I try very hard to make people smile, sometimes even laugh.

This is odd. Why would anyone use this as a daiting site?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Jump in and find out. But why would a religious person seek out people that are very clear that they don't believe in your imaginary friend? We are not interested in converting.

Who is your favorite cartoon cat?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Too many to have a single favorite.

I did this just now....

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Never ask a question you don't want to hear the answer to.

Just sayin..

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I like old Joe, and i hate what he is going through, but if that's what it takes to keep him out of the race, then so be it.

These cranes let me get pretty close today.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Good shots.

Funny thing I told my mom recently... "I feel like I'm approaching my 'best if used by date'".

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

You've still got a long long way to go.

The warning ...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

or when they call you out

Easter provides humor.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Easter is Sunday, April 21, cheap candy day is Monday April 22.

Is there a special pump or something?

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

you're not going to like my answer, so I'll just stay quiet

Hmm...........

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

as long as she doesn't have an arming mechanism in her thighs, she's OK.

I have seen Mrs. Potato Head but this???? ?

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

I remember feet, but not springy feet

I'm several steps ahead of you...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Be sure to use enough lube.

Good thing Trump has nothing to hide. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Retweeted Mark Knoller: ...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Subpoena should go out to the tax firm today, going to get interesting. Especially if he owes the firm money, the firm asked for a friendly subpoena, which means they probably already have it boxed up and ready to ship.

An interesting rock formation.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Dwayne, Chris and douche

April 3 things.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The last one above all.

This had to be one of the best sit com shows back in the day. Always loved hearing that theme song ...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2019:

you are going to make me google the damn song because i can remember every damn story line, but I can't place Fred Mcmurray's theme song.?

I'd start buying it again....

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I MIGHT buy it then. lol

Keep it to yourself

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Keep it in your pants, big boy.

Orca's playing with humans enjoy! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I see you learned your lesson not to show a marine mammal in an enclosed enviroment.

It's that time of year again for the ol probing event

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

No shit?

Deep and dank.....

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

he needs a bigger vault.

Or Hot Cross....

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

and icing!

Violence was never needed.....

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

all she has to do is ask nicely.

That seems even more complicated....

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

and you wonder why you're divorced?

Unless you're into that....

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

or if she sends you.. which could be even scarier

Eight areas of age-related change: [medlineplus.gov] What is covered: 1. Brain: Memory and ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

So it's official, I have all the signs of aging, I still refuse to get old.

I recently said something hurtful to a good friend...about 3-4 weeks ago. I realized it about over ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Don't dwell on it, apologize, move on. We have all said things we regret almost as soon as they come out our mouths, a real friend realizes this, sees what truth there was and moves on.

Hahaha! I must get some of these!

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Do you think they will believe it applies to them?

...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

It may be satire, but it is a burning question for any of us that want to leave the earth.

Hellllloooo @moonmaid So glad you could join us!

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

welcome

Soooooo very many

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

It's not polite to make fun of the mentally challenged. Who am I kidding, fire away!!!

I'm taking applications you bastards. People who swear a lot are good as friends. ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

about fucking time, why did it take the afterbirths of a gangbang so long to realize we were so fucking fine.

Ladies, he's single...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

and will be for a long time. lol

What’s your opinion on Pete Buttigieg? Personally Bernie has my vote in the primaries, but I’ll ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I don't know enough about him to have an opinion yet, we still have 9 months before the first primary and there will be huge shakeouts between now and then, there will be so much research and vetting to be revealed between now and then so I'm going to reserve judgment for the time being.

Keep it or Sell It?- weird lamp edition

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

my vote is for keep it.

Geezus Christ on a llama he’s such an idiot! Windmill sounds cause cancer ? [thehill.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

This whole diatribe shows his lack of understanding of stored power, power mix, cancer, the way physics works, and life in general.

Geezus Christ on a llama he’s such an idiot! Windmill sounds cause cancer ? [thehill.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

This is a case where the stupid really does hurt, everyone since the stupid is in power.

Go big or go home

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Unions and bold action gave us those, time for action.

Coffee makes it a better day.?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

still on my first cup, the lieing doesn't start for 2 more cups.

You have no choice now but to have a good morning!

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

and top of the morning to you.

Love this ?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

All cats are good luck, except the ones you step on and break your leg.

How to keep a relationship: ?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

love it

I remember seeing some photos of me carrying around the little lamb.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

the pink or the tan?

Well, well I thought this was because of my age.????

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

that's my new excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Also during the 60's and 70's with exception of the helmet.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

What kind of pussy needed a helmet?

It's a thing....I swear!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

stealing it.

Happy Tuesday.....

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

more for me, fuck em.

Are funny women actually desired by men? We often hear "a sense of humor" listed as a prime ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I like a woman that can tell a joke, play a joke and take a joke all without being offended.

50 Shades of Grey.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Mad Magazine.

I would agree.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

called it.

My sort of vandalism ,on a piece of paper.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

funny how that works.

Somebody's pretty good at photoshop!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

much better than me.

You're lazy.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

At least he spread a beach towel.

I'll keep walking.It's good for my health.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

location, location, location.

Spring is here,time to wear short.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Baaaad boy.

Welcome @CaroleKay

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Carole, you know I welcome you no matter where you are.

A few of the most absurd "checkmate" memes (found on checkmateatheists/tumbler.)

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Magic, how do they exist without brains?

Don't ask me how this one popped into my head today. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Haven't heard that in quite a while. thanks.

Over the cliff you go, grandma

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Get sick or old, DIE.

Okay, so here's the really important question... FYI, my answer would be Nathan's Famous from the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Glenn's I know how I like them and I know what went into them, no milk solids, no weird oils, no 3 pounds of salt.

Seems familiar

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Kind of like wanting to leave early for the weekend on Monday.

Seems familiar

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

or more.

You are not too old and its not too late. Agree/Disagree??

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

until they are putting me in the oven, I'll keep on hoping.

? love this?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

so adorable.

April 1 stuff, including a bit of Bible for Easter.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

good ones.

Why does a 12 cup coffe maker only make 5 cups of coffe? Doea anybody know?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Same reason you get 90 cups of coffee out of a 196 cup container, they measure light. (8 oz vs what we really drink).

The granddaughter I'm now raising got an award for most improved GPA and, for the first time ever, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Congrats to you both, it was a joint effort I'm sure.

He cheats at golf, he cheats on his wives, he cheats his business partners, ... What makes anyone ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

A person's true character shows when no one is watching, Trump has none.

In the future when the damage is fully apparent and even the idiots try to distance themselves from ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

This tells me as much about them as it does him.

Ok god, I give you a pass on helping find car keys but letting get raped

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I still sleep like god during the holocaust.

Some are actually really good at video games, and now I know why!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

lol

Booooom!!!?????????????????? I have a bunch,a whole,a full blown self esteem for sure! Oh by the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Nice set, the memes were good too.

Hey folks, please kink responsibly and safely! No more furry fails in the land of insane gun nuts. ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

New meaning to the beast with two backs.

I’m not saying I’m guilty of this butt.....

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

good one

I wonder how many disappointed customers they have had inquiries from?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

lol

Welcome to @sweeteej

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Welcome

Nothing is working right. @admin stop trying to make so many changes at once, your fuckin shit up.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

agreed

This one really did make me laugh outloud

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Texas has a minor zoo.

Communication is the key

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

yes, and yes

Love in your tummy.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Next week the neighbors are going to miss theirs.

Happy parenting.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I like to ask if the second half of their mother's curse worked, you know the one, I hope you have a child just as bad as you, and they are twins.

I wonder ?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I love the only white guy in the middle east and he didn't stick out like sore thumb.