Thanks to @mzee...

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

16

When someone flirts with me...

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I can relate.

Do you call it soda or pop?

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

I drink soda, club soda, but collectively I call them soft drinks or call them by their name so that people don't get confused. people are just too damn lazy to figure it out.

It's funny but true. Be honest with your doc!

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

PSA for sure.

Can't catch a break.

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

put on some antlers and head out.

Hello to all.

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

welcome

Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons. - Let’s Hang On. (1959) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

Haven't heard that one in a while.

OMG IT'S ME.

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

A few winters back, I had a ton of plants that I was bringing in an out as the weather changed. After bringing them all in one time my ex walked in and told me that with all the flowers my living room looked like a funeral home.

Remember outside the plane?

glennlab comments on Mar 7, 2019:

First flag to ever volunteer to be burned. Wants its $130K check now.

Love good quality coffee, not bitter and a joy to drink black,,i usally use 1 cream fut for quality ...

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

my coffee crawls out of the cup on its own, is full bodied, extra dark, hot with added caffeine.

Best. Website. Evar! [TrumpHotels.org]

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

great site

Everything is blooming, budding & turning green! Are you as excited as I am?

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

no fair, we just had a killing freeze here the last 3 days. Thankfully. none of my trees had started blooming yet, I may have lost my all spice tree, I'll know in a few days when either it's leaves fall off or perk up.

lets play a game . . rename a movie based on this image

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

The douche doesn't fall far from the bag.

As a nonbeliever, do you fear death?

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I am not afraid of death, it is the logical end, I'm not going to try to hurry it up, I'm going to enjoy every minute I have left and hope that I leave this place in better shape than when i came in.

Accidentally, something happened.

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

accidents cause people!

Truth!

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

where's whiskey?

Good morning everyone! This is how I feel with this head cold.?

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Get better soon.

Stop feeding your kids this??

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Sure, it's the rice krispies!

Now, hold on just a minute, bub...

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

nailed it!

What I wouldn't give for that about now. Winter is just getting old.

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

You can do it now, you just may not be able to come down with your frozen joints.

Growing up did you ever take piano lessons or other instruments and how good were you?

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Trumpet, 2 years and sucked at it.

Good Gracious Gracie! - The Light Crust Doughboys [youtu.

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

The band is enshrined in Texas history, Pappy was elected Governor then became Senator all on the basis of his band and radio presence.

Thunderbirds 1965 - 1966 Opening and Closing Theme (With Snippets) Blu-Ray Dolby 5.1 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

I had forgotten all about this show.

Lady Hardanger - Eunice Two-Step This was the second Cajun song towards the end of the movie ...

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2019:

Sounds like the Louisiana Hayride, I grew up with

So.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Congrats, best of luck to you.

Kitty isn't playing

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

cats play by their own rules.

My mulberry is finally full! 3 years on the ground, this is the first year it shows return to my ...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

good luck

Dynamic Underwater Photos Look Like Dramatic Baroque Paintings.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

wowsers!

Australian photographer Sean Scott captured a remarkable shot of two sharks within a crystal clear ...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

mesmerizing

A few memes I collected.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

really good.

But, how does it pee?

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

It's obvious since it's all yellow snow. lol (I know it's the light)

My pup in cartoon!

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I am still finding squeakers in my backyard and I haven't bought a new toy in several years.

I went to see my doctor today.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

zoloft takes about 7 days to take effect if I remember right (it's been almost 20 years since I used it)

Because you know what it can lead to.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Is he worried about losing his customers?

I'm a liberal Democrat in a red state.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

welcome.

You had better apologize!

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

What do you expect from the company that has a cat's ass as their corporate logo?

Good morning everybody, this was me earlier. Now I'm back in the bed, I have a head cold. ?

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Next, I have to put on pants. But that really wasn't a goal, but once I do, I'll claim it.

It’s my last day in St Martin, it’s been a wonderful trip.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Hope you had a wonderful trip.

Been there...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

That cat looks pissed, I wouldn't ask him for directions.

You know the feeling.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Kind of like memes

Florida Man strikes again!

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Why is it always Florida? I know, to make Texas and California feel better.

Gotta love the arts. Naughty bookend carved out of wood.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Took me a second

It’s too cold.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

21 in Dallas this morning

Is winter over?

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

my condolences

Please say hello to corroboree who has just joined Classic Rock.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

welcome

[bbc.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Hope they seize the golf course to pay the lawsuit.

I never say "ex". I say FORMER.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I always refused to jump out of perfectly good airplane, more than happy to haul them out to their departure point though.

That rumbling sound you hear is the 1% quaking in their boots. Bernie2020

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

It looks like he is picking up where he left off.

I completed my first full day on the job in almost 6 months.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

Hope it goes well for you.

March 5th: National Stay At Home With Your Dog Day...??❤??❤

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

count me in.

Mars' moon Phobos is most likely not a solid object, but a loosely-packed accumulation of debris.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

That may eliminate the possibility of using Phobos as an orbiting space station.

Double stoned whammy.

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

The Flints are stoned.

The Wonderful Insults of Groucho Marx [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2019:

I remember watching him on his game show with the duck. The last joke has had so many incarnations that it has become immortal.

Clean underwear.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

His mother is so proud.

Confirmed: No Link Between Autism and Measles Vaccine, Even for 'At Risk' Kids [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Don't confuse their beliefs with your facts. The didn't like science when they were in school and don't understand it now.

Seems to be a LOT of instability around lately.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

as big as the whole south east?

Some people want a big house, designer clothes and a new car.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I'm #2

I gotta stop listening to other people!

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Brings her own tools, seems like a keeper.

KIRSTY MacCOLL "In These Shoes"...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Loved the voice over

Let me pose a question to you.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

The only deal breaker i have is heavy smoking.

This may be accurate....

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I laughed way too hard

Why are pics not posting under recent photos?

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

There seems to be a delay site wide and there are missing holes when you go back later.

One thing I prefer to do is cruise a campground before I pay for a camp site.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Last bear i saw in Yellowstone was in one of those.

Inside jacket pocket...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I don't smoke, but I buy lighters by the case, same way I buy pens, a bic lighter is 38 cents and a pen is 9 cents, I don't care when they walk off anymore. Also I have a tendency to leave the lighters where i used them at night (fire pit, smoker, so on) then the sun comes out the next day overheats them and they're empty.

Sometimes my mind wanders...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Free cake?

Just in case...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Then get pissed if he doesn't try anything, or if he does.

I don't trust me with myself...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

You got that right!

Hot, hot, hot...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

One odf the advantages of being atheist, NO HELL.

Thanks to @ProudMerrie...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Still better looking than the original.

Incredible Bongo Band - Wipeout 1974 [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

much better rendition than the original

Today is the last day of my parole.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Safe travels

Well, this was a weird glitch.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

sounds like your auto correct is wound to tight.

Maybe????

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Maybe????

Just 'cause it'll bug somebody...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Girl explained to to me as "farts are moist, women are wet"

I think one thing that is hard about online dating is you're basically trying to convince other ...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

It's no different than when you are applying for a job, except the benefits can be so much better. I've watched your struggles for some time now and know that you will be a catch.

So that was creepy....

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

The real reason conservatives are against flag burning is they don't want to be immolated.

Bernie Sanders wants no advice from Hillary Clinton! I wouldn't either! She's a backstabber! ...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

I don't see Hillary as being as good a resource as Bill, he was always the real politician in the family. No matter what you believe, i will not be saying anything bad about the candidates for the democratic nomination for prez. I will not contribute to anything that might allow the orange cheeto to stay in office. I would advise other democrats and liberals to pay heed, positive about your choice and negative about the dickhead in the oval office.

A really old joke. My apologies...lol?

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

better than some of the puns I've seen.

Hello.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2019:

Welcome, come in, look around, ask questions, make comments

Texas textbooks ...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

It would be much funnier if it weren't so close to the truth.

We have nothing to lose but our chains.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

and i went to a socialist high school, a socialist college, was a member of a socialist military, get socialist medical care from the VA, and travel on socialist roads.

What's your super power?

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

I used to try to get rid of the opossums in my yard, now I just ignore them as long as they are not trying to come into the house.

Bread is awesome

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

My flirting game sucks, I don't recognize it in others either. we need a sign that flashes when someone is actually flirting.

This is really good technology!!! But, I don't know why they say they would bury it back into the ...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Can wait to see the demonstration model, then the pilot plant. plus energy/cost analysis. Some of the arguments on this post have a very limited understanding of basic research. Basic research determines if something is possible, farther testing shows whether or not that process is viable in application.

I think anything by Bruce Springsteen is considered R&R.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

extremely OK, not sure I would listen again.

This is a test to see if the pin issue is fixed.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

rots of ruck

50 Years Ago Today, Apollo 9 Launched and Paved the Way for a Lunar Landing [space.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

It was a wonderful time to grow up, science was supreme, the civil rights movement was empowering people, the women's movement was forcing changes, the great society programs were reducing poverty, integration was leveling the playing field. OK all those things got tamped down once Nixon got into office, but it was a time of unbridled hope.

Online dating for dogs

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

still better than

Concrete Blonde - Joey Acoustic Unplugged Live [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Thanks for the into to this song, once more you have expanded my horizons.

Ok.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Be strong, grieving is natural, just don't let it consume you.

26 degrees.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Move south. lol

I need to be medicated???

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

when you find that doctor, send me his name, I might need him also.

This is fake, but it's still funny.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Old Man would be really awkward.

The great blue hole. [businessinsider.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

It is a wonder to behold, The great blue hole is only one of the incredible sites to see in the ocean and the land in Belize. Snorkeling here and Ho Chan are two of the things I remember about my last trip but the up country is just as spectacular with the crystal princess at ATM cave, the blue hole, the blue hole lakes each with their own beauty and wonder.

It can be hard to believe this when the pain of loss is deep, but a fun reminder that love isn’t a...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

like it.

Somebody didn't use spell check.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

No sex on the ball field?

Welcome @sewchick57

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

welcome

Worth spitting coffee all over your keyboard...

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Looks better than the original

Here's the Science Behind Finding North Korea's Nuclear Weapons [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

The north Koreans also benefit from over 70 years of others technological research into hiding weapons and weapons research by all of the other nuclear powers including Libya and South Africa. And the early Japanese and German attempts at weapons. If you are not concerned about safety, there are smaller facilities that can create the needed plutonium.

Late 60's had some good tunes.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2019:

Really liked 15 of the top 20 that year.