Crab legs. (I don't make 'em, I just forward them on.) This is awful ... but awfully funny. ?

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

She was at my house last night, delish. Even had a friend for a threesome, yummy.

This level has been reached and gone past it and back again..

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

there

Hawaii Samurai - Too Drunk to Surf [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Why did I keep expecting a 70's porn movie to break out? Ok I know why I did, but anyone else? Good driving guitars!

For those living in the frozen tundra...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Your backyard?

Gary, this is not the meat group.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Gary's being a dick again, or showing his dick again.

I like rum.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

No more than 7 a week

Conception...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

The religious right finally found a sex ed book it is willing to give their children.

...Doubt...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

you call it what you will, I'm pretty sure they had a different use.

Night insertions were.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Hard to find the right emoji for how I feel.

I was just asked to approve a comment from a new member, as you sometimes are, so I did.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Yes, and when I do, i have a tendency to ignore it and let someone else approve it. I know, not very nice.

Let's all hope precognition is legit and The Simpsons will nail it again.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Soon? Please hurry!!!

There's something to be said for aging gracefully. [vice.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

What a ozone depleting waste.

If only.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Don't tease me, I wish it were true.

It begins innocent enough...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Momma knew what that back rub would lead to, don't let her fool you.

Probably the worst meme I've posted

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

What a pig! er wolf.

It's too cheesy

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Groan!

Does anyone remember this on the restaurant table.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

used to play with them every time one was on the table,

The Brittish are pissed! [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

While it is a year old, it is still relevant, He is still a douche.

Bet you wish this one was.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Slip sliding away.

Just call TITS!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

got a point, or maybe two.

They're both pretty bad.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

No to both. I've got a lot of money invested in life and belly.

My hot friend ?

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

But she can be cold sometimes.

That's what I want to say to my coworkers.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Can't say the number of times I've thought that but didn't say it out loud.

This explains a lot.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Know the feeling

Not looking to good in his favor.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Fail!

Because you are all so fab, I thought I'd share this vid from the super duper Joe Lycett.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Fantastic.

This Visualization Of Light Traveling From Earth To Mars In Real Time (and at scale!) Is A Crazy ...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

really puts it in perspective

Tomorrow I defend our syringe exchange program in a public meeting.

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

You go girl and know that we support you.

I hate it when a woman does that!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I love a smart woman. With a good sense of humor, and not afraid to tell me when I'm wrong. So Smart, strong, funny, fuck i want to date a female me.

Isn't true

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Frankly I don't care whether you believe or not, if you believe I already know you believe shit that isn't true and are gullible.

I dare you

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Darwin Award candidate!!

He's on to something!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

Don't do it!!!

Or maybe we could rotate the mythical beings?

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

In FDIC we Trust ?

All aboard!

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I more of a room temp mess

Uh,... er..., um

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

She ain't got none. (anymore)

Ahhh... yeah... there are drugs for that...

glennlab comments on Jan 24, 2019:

would theirs be a little green pill?

Cohen and Giuliani Cause Problems for Trump: A Closer Look - Late Night [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I've said all along, that Rudy is preparing payback for not being given the AG spot. That is the only thing I can think of to explain his comments, or dementia, or unable to keep secrets.

I’m the words of Elliot from Mr.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

one of my favorite sayings is I slept like god during the Holocaust.

sorry if i offended you

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Alright, who pissed you off, and why are you being so nice to them.

Yeah, we are Agnostics, but this fine FINE man might be considered a saint among Doggo Lovers!

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

To them, he is a god.

This lady tells it like it is! Go Nancy!

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

You go, Nancy! Fight on, don't give up.

What is it? Can you tell? Filtered 3x, UPDATED with original photo.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

grapefruit?

Because he's a dickhead. [tenor.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

laughing and thinking of a ton of really bad responses, so I'll spare y'all.

Hello, all.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

don't feel bad, I know my phone has all these capabilities, but my concern over security leads me to not set up/ use them

That sums it up

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Nailed it better than a crucifixion.

So desperate

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Why not, that's how he got the presidency

Chumming the water

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Good one, LMAO

[yahoo.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

A late addition,I posted it. as a comment here also https://www.alternet.org/2019/01/male-nurse-arrested-for-allegedly-raping-and-impregnating-native-american-woman-who-was-in-his-care/

Dear Orange Jackass,

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

As the bar is lowered to the bottom of the Mariana's Trench.

I'm stuck at the auto shop with my car.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

So sorry to hear that, Hopefully you'll be able to get a good mechanic that doesn't fleece you.

How was your day, dearies?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Not enough emojies on the bottom one.

Nice comeback!

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Good come back, but only if she agrees.

Looking at her, I agree with him.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Hulk's got it right, unless coffee is slang for foreplay

F_cking grammar.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh just fuck it

Is Pence as Unfit for Office as Trump?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Scary as shit.

What? Me Worry?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Too old to worry, that's a young man's game.

Age related.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Now you just have to remember where you put your shoes.

Just letting the community be informed on this subject: I've been a greeter for several months (6+).

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Good Job, thanks.

Have you ever? ☺?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Every person that matters changes your life, most in a significant way.

Good morning, love my coffee.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh yes

Kitty trivia.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

So now we're old school?

....but Mother wouldn’t approve.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

I used to believe in the Bible.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Welcome, feel free to ask questions, you will get answers, some of them even right.

Truly awesome view...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Punny

He's not that muscular

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

He's too lazy to do the workouts to get that much in shape.

Bad marketing

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

How fitting.

Hiding in his shell

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

He needs to go to hell in a basket.

R'amen.......

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Truth in advertising.

Got kicked out of Pet Smart

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

There are some sick fucks on this site, thank you,

Bad uncle Bert...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

ginger soul stealing train.

Can you see it now?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

peek a boo

I can't stop laughing

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

LMAO

Be careful what you wish for… Hi there, as requested, I’m here ready to go, do whatever you ...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The bear truth

Why are so many men visiting my profile?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

There can be a bunch of reasons, people want to know who they are talking to, your picture could be who their mouse rests on, and so on and so forth, don't get your panties in a bunch, after a while, you'll find you do the same thing. You can't remember everyone you interact with and it's a good refresher before you answer their post. Be flattered , people are at least making sure who you are before they respond.

Here's a Smoker's Dating group, just created- &kissanashtray

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I don't smoke anything and it is probably the only deal breaker I have, that and drug addiction.

Apparently this - or me without coffee yet is pretty effective as well

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I changed my wifi to FBI Surveillance Van to freak out my drug dealer next door.

You really can't argue with that...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Never question her judgment either.

Your genitals are now named for the last TV show you watched. I’ll go first. The Good Place ?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The Daily Show lol

My last night in Punta Arenas, Chile, is spent doing homework in a window-less rented room in a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Is that a replica or the actual Beagle?

How long is it closed?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

one long ass storm.

Grabbing America

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I believe that one belongs to Russia.

Work smarter not harder

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

literally LMAO

US Supreme Court allows Trump military transgender ban [bbc.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Regardless of how you felt about it prior to them being allowed, once a group has been allowed by presidential edict, you should not backtrack. Imagine if Ike had reversed Truman on blacks.

Florida is male?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

LMAO

Reality can be stranger than fiction! [wfla.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

straight from South Park.

Hi, I'm back.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Best wishes and welcome back.

Can we post .gif's ? I can just hear this guy saying,..."hold my beer"

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

my understanding is no

Here's a picture of me from my younger days. Everything still applies except my age.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

What a sweet baby!

“Autobiography in Five Chapters” by Portia Nelson Chapter I I walk down the street.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Watch out for new holes.

Post an image - what was Melania's reaction the first time she saw Trump naked?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

best I can do on short notice

45 Supporter feels betrayed. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The stupid, it hurts, at least this time it is hurting them too, but they still don't know they are stupid.

Winter Wonderland

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh Bing, Dean and Frank, how they have fucked your song.

Who wore it better?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The one on the right, it actually has a use and probably more brains.

What gets me out of bed

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

but right back in it afterward

A Mirror Image of Our Universe May Have Existed Before the Big Bang [space.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

One of the theories in an effort to explain how the big bang got its fuel. The twist on this one that instead of operating like a super massive black hole collapsing on itself in real time, time and sequence are reversed going in and in positive time going out. Something to ponder, but not very hard.

Rudy Giuliani Has Out-Giuliani'ed Himself - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Go Rudy, admit conspiracy with a foreign enemy to overthrow the US.

This is nuts LOL

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

got 2 in the drawer right now

who said that?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That ought to be played before everything he says or does.

If churches were taxed that should for the damn wall.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

We just need to go back to pre 1954 law where any income over that actually spent helping the community was taxed as ordinary income. they were treated as any other business.

Which will jump the highest?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I see a broken tea cup in the future.