I'm one year cigarette free! I tried a few times to smoke one and it was so disgusting.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Congrats, keep it up.

Joke Roast Case Files Thread And now, for some much-needed levity, comment here if you want a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

You're going to be one busy lady, me too.

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Saw her perform that with Frank in the Astrodome in Oct '68. I tried to get my mom to take me to see her, but she wasn't interested until she found out that Frank was going to be there, then she beat me to the car.

Hey all not expecting much of a response, but I've just joined to see what's going on?

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Welcome, if you have questions ask.

Joan Jett - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Video) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Love her, I was familiar with her music, but didn't realize who she was. Until the movie came out.

Uses for Google

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Be glad you didn't have a spoon or knife in your other hand.

ELVIS PRESLEY - Ann Margaret- The Lady Loves Me [youtu.be] Maybe I was born in the wrong era.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

growing up I'd watch anything with Ann Margaret in it, much simpler time in some ways.

Masturbation: Men vs. Women

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

options!

Just don't sit ....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Oh hell yeah it was.

Or a colon.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

why would he want to?

[whitecoatwaste.quorum.us]

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Please be aware that until there was a public outcry, ALL military working dogs were destroyed on "retirement". You can make a difference.

Hahahahahahahahaha all work and no play makes me dull..... ;-)

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Took me a minute

And just how cute is it.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

As cute as a pink wrinkly flower can be.

Loved this show.. wish they would bring back the old episodes. Every single one was funny.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

who can forget the whoopee questions?

Hell buy him two

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

how dare you imply science had anything to do with that excuse for an abortion!

What you looking at ?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Darwin award semi-finalist!

Yeah, guilty!

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

and an extra shirt for each meal.

It's par-tay time! The wine is poured.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I couldn't pick just one

Takes me way back!

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Now I know why B J Thomas looked so old when I met him, he's older than dirt. or at least older than me.

what should i do?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

drink and internet. lol

Please welcome two new members Seeker3CO and MoonTiger to the group.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Welcome

Who'da thunk?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

And I was pissed when I got oven rack marks on mine. lol

How fun would that be?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Some of them feel like someone already did.

This will soon become a big issue if we are not careful. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

We have been running out of Helium since the 1970s, It is a problem of recovery vs a problem of supply. All natural gas has recoverable helium in it, One of the problems is only one plant has supplied the US with He for most of history. I did a lot of research on this in the early 70s and very little has changed, except for the increase in use.

Hello I joined at christmas and am slowly really enjoying this site.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Welcome if you have questions ask, you'll get answers, some of them even right.

I am 500 points short of halfway to 50k. Can 500 people please say congratulations?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

good luck

That bucket is looking a bit full.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Better be a big bucket.

As others would see it...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Birds ofd a feather and all that bs,

Opps the filter slipped off.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

It just makes us want to watch you more.

Remember pogo sticks?

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I really think my grandmother was trying to kill me, I had one and she encouraged me to use it on the sidewalk in front of our store.

Here's a question.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I believe you want the Marvel/DC group https://agnostic.com/group/DCMarvel

Friends, Romans, Countrymen.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Saw her and was tempted to lay into to her, but I'm through taking bait.

Locker room talk - 2019 style

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I have to agree with the congressperson. It's better than grab them by the pussy.

I'm sharing this everywhere. Because I adore Trae Crowder and this just nails it. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

The convalescing begins

Who is Next To Be Hauled Away?

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

let be him, let please be him, in leslie gore's voice

The Big Threat to America Comes From Inside Our Borders

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

It's orange and stinks.

100% Fake POTUS - 100% PIECE OF SHIT

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Nailed it.

Let's do the math here...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

freak out is an understatement.

Just plain weird

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

def without.

Why cats have 9 lives... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

lmao

So I fell and fractured my knee.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Oh no, that sucks. I was actually going to watch the oscars to see your handy work,( I've never watched it before). I hope you recover quickly. How did you do it? I guess we'll be seeing a bit more of you.

Vlad and Me

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I don't think lil donnie is going to like that last game. lol

Games of Choice (Chess vs. Candyland)

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You really believe that Trump can play Candyland?

How sad this iscirculating, true, and other countries are seeing this?

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

It's still appalling. Even if this one instance was corrected. education is the future and you don't learn well when you are hungry.

Finally blooming.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Fantastic

If you are in a relationship and could have sex on the side and be guaranteed not be caught, would ...

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

No, getting caught is not the damage, it is having to deal with the lie. Self guilt is far worse than getting caught.

Intermission :)

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Damn girl, you're getting serious. It must be getting cold in MN

Ya ya, I'm a day late.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

You had to get over your hangover lol

THIS is how you do it And yeah, I'm mailing it back to them I live next to 6 churches within about...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

In my younger days, I would invite them in, offer them a beverage and sit, then before they could start I would ask if it was ok to say a prayer, then I would be"OH great lord Satan, we come before you." Never got much beyond that before they were stammering and finding excuses to leave. I would invite them to the next sacrifice and offer to lend then hoods if they would like to attend. No one ever took me up on it, can you imagine? No, I'm not a satanist, but it was a hoot.

I loved this couple! [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I saw then in the 80s at a convention. Not really my kind of music, but they were good performers.

Sneaky 45 is doing this to Veterans. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

He treats non latino Vets just as bad, The VA is fast returning to what it was after Vietnam, a place you went to to die.

Whoa scary

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Technically he was the first alien we know of on the moon.

Hmmm you go first

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

burning love, just wait, you'll see it.

Lmao......

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

In 2016, they marked his concert tickets down to $5 from $67 and still couldn't fill the arena. http://deepstatenation.news/bummer-ted-nugent-tickets-were-slashed-to-5-and-still-couldnt-draw-a-crowd/?fbclid=IwAR3gsM7Hw6AvLrDLABNH4kWpl51eu7Q_MxE1VCvUgs3Bh_Ej2dHA78ftHnU

Hi all.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Welcome, jump on in.

The GI JOE was vintage 1988. I deleted that and apologize. I looked for something else.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I built many things out of these.

I just watched a documentary on marijuana. It's a fairly enjoyable way to watch a documentary...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I thought you were going to comment on the History Channel doc on MJ. got me.

Not all heroes wear capes. [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

When decorum is returned to the Whitehouse, respect will be given, until then, FUCK TRUMP!

Fambly time

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Que the banjos.

Stopping by Bdubs on my way to the bowling alley.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Where is this bowling alley?

Cannabis oil studies show great benefits [ecowatch.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I have been using CBD for about 8 months, it has helped with my arthritis pain and diabetes. Full disclosure, I do sell it, but do not market it myself. (I am technically classified as a manufacturer )

Jack is so chill. Sofie flapping her tail in his face is no big deal. ?

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

It's nice to see cats being pricks to other cats just like they are to humans.

Ok judge not

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Like so many simplistic statements, this looks good on the surface, but falls apart upon farther inspection. There are no simple answers to complex questions, only more questions that are unanswered by simple answers.

Since there seems to be a good bit of activity today about woo-wooness, I thought I would add this ...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I definitely believe in the magic of crystals, I can change pretty rocks into green paper.

I am laughing 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

In the mirror with the dog.

Well said

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Morn' everyone!

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

He never had it, he never will.

Some of y'all be like...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

It's always 5 o'clock somewhere!

Charles revenge

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

you know he's wanted to.

Janis Joplin. Piece of My Heart. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Love Janis.

Happy New Year! Let's make this the year Donald is taken down, his worst year ever.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

Pig fits him well.

Lines forming...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

groan

Hello.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Welcome, May you have as many rainy days as your heart desires. You made me google it.

Are we great yet?

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Not yet, but after the trials, maybe.

Happy New Year! I really like this site.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Come on in, the water is fine.

Close call

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Wimpy!

Mystery solved!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I am not an asshole, I am the asshole.

If your dog is too high-maintenance, get a cat...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

gotta disconnect the battery, you never know when you'll need an extra hand.

Such a tease...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Nice butt though!

Clean Energy...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

You hope it's disconnected, but you never know.

Who remembers?

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

And how many of us were disappointed with the cereal that went along with the prize.

"Almond Milk"

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

both are white and creamy. lol

Not much you can say...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Depends on whether you were in the building or not.

That takes some work.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

And that would make me feel better, How?

Had an intruder alert last night...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

They are praying on you.

Pink Floyd

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

que the pink pig.

Whoever Gets The Short Straw...........

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Junior on one side Donnie on the other. It is times like these that they are thankful for their wives.

Why Does Dick Cheney Look Like He Wants to Take Trump Hunting?

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Because he does.

Dear Conservatives This is What Jesus Would Have Done

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I don't think that most realize the trump is more the antichrist vs being christlike.

Make America Sane Again!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Masa is not a real good slogan, I feel your sentiment, but we have got to work on the slogan,

Stop Tweeting!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

His dementia is showing.

what, who me!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Never truer words have been spoken.

Happy new year!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

May he be dry fucked with a cactus.

Fucking Dems!

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

You know the Dems are the problem when you control everything and still can't pass legislation.

It’s just that easy! No boat?

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

We have at least 3000 years of history telling us that walls don't work, except on a very small limited scale. But I guess Trump has never studied history. All he has to do is go to his holy book and look up Jehrico.

What Was Your Favorite Cartoon as a /Now?

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Bugs Bunny

I Tried to be Normal Once -The Worst 2 Minutes of My Life.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Normal is what's normal for you, or me or whoever. I refuse to go by society's "normal" .

New Year's Resolution.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

That was quicker than a 2 stroke.

Roll call for the hungover...

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

I hosted a small get together, I'm probably one of 2 that don't have a hangover this morning. I had one drink, no sense in getting shit faced and fucking up.

Trump's Best Words: 2018 Edition | The Daily Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Stupid fits, he wears it proudly.