Joe Satriani Surfing with the alien [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

nice guitar work.

it's 15° ! we're being spoiled by Mother Nature!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

running around in shorts, seeing what things I need to take out before they spout out next month.

If you were recently ejected.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Love them all

Hopefully PolitiFact can keep the meter updated quickly enough

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Going to a short speech if it only has 4 digits

Selective humanity by GOP

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

But they want to be able to do whatever they find entertaining without interference.

Pinstripe vs. Penstripe

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Horizontal control?

Mueller hunting him down

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Merry fucking Christmas!!!

Voting Republican

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

These are the same people that convinced poor southern white boys to fight for their right to own other humans.

21 July 2009 - Yosemite Canon Powershot SX200 No "manipulation"

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nice shots

This may have been posted before, but it cannot be emphasized enough what an Idiot In Chief™ we ...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Good one, haven't seen it in a long while.

Poor kitty.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Help, my food is trying to eat me.

I agree! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That one and the one about anal are golden.

Which Old Maid card is your favorite? Mine is Greenthumb Gert ??

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I remember playing as a very little kid, but I didn't recognize any cards or have the faintest recollection of how to play.

Talk about a bad date.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nooooo!!!!

Idk if it's more comforting or alarmimg that others feel this way as well.....

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

yes

got you're back

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

My husky adopted my son as her puppy. Lots of good stories.

You tell em Walter.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

kind of like buying roses for the thorns.

Ultimate Jehovah's Witness Doorbell Challenge... Yesterday, in North Dakota!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

close that door, winter will get inside, lol

She understands.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

God literally killed nearly every living thing on the planet's surface, but he said not to kill. Classic case of do as I say not of as I do.

I haven’t posted in a long time but the plants have really been loving the rain we have been ...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I love the look of succulents, very good shots

Omfg look what I woke up to! These are the Sonoma brown oysters.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

nice

OK I got a question.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Check with the ins carrier, it may count against the deductible .

Always know your Dicks!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Don't be a dick, oops, too late.

Everyone has been posting where they are manipulating their photos and I got an idea.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Had one of those as a kid and always had fun with it. Good pics.

A very resourceful woman!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That is wrong on so many levels, well played.

It's that cold, folks (well, not here, but...)...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Animal abuse.

For @KKGator...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

and you wonder why you can't find a new job.

The horror we had to endure...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

or driving down the highway and running into a sea of ribbon from a single busted cassette.

Nope, gave away my last one.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Not one fuck left to give

Pretty much sums it up...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

too much navel contemplation.

Barnard comes out of the Atheist closet

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

humor is getting stressed on the 4th day trapped inside by the snow?

& the war continues...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Anybody that can understand bushels, pecks, and stones shouldn't be afraid of a base 10 system.

Snow days are Hell

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Family murder rates getting ready to go through the roof.

Old fucking habits die hard

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

OH well, I was looking for a job when I found this one.

Wouldn't mind being there right now.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Had to put my plants out on the porch for some sun today, they get frost tender at around 45, they should be good until next Thursday.

Who wants to build a snow man with me?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

lots of work to scare the neighbors, well done.

Remember renting these shoes?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I think my first trip to the skating rink was when I was 5 years old, I was never as good as rink rats, but i enjoyed it. The last time was in the AF in Denver right before I went overseas.

The Guess Who - No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Nature (Audio) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

High school parties, nostalgia

Rod Stewart and The Faces - (I Know) I'm Losing You live at the BBC [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

The gravel hadn't quite matured in his voice yet, but you can still feel it.

Glen Campbell & Roy Clark 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

2 really good guys that took a lot of guff, but were really very talented and knew their craft

Have you ever noticed????

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

just the opposite, lol

This has happened ,never.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Well, Hell froze over earlier today at -17, so who knows. Nah not going to happen.

Ballsy....

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Not me.

This is just stupid

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

You can tell the relationship is starting to get serious when you don't go around the corner to fart anymore. and you no longer blame the dog.

Your Mother humor

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

How much lube is that going to take? asking for a friend.

It's a fish, tank.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Now that's a sushi chef creation i could ....

Howard Schultz and Cliff Sims Stumble in Interviews: A Closer Look - Late Night [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

The heckler was way too easy on the asshole

Trump appoints El Chapo as the head of the DEA [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Got to be fake, el trumpette would never appoint anyone that knew anything about the job they were going to be in charge of

Post the last picture you took on your phone.......Do not explain it ?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I don't take many phone pics

What are things you regularly say to people when they use a figure of speech.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

answer to "how are you?" varies from," Great, but I'll get better," " I've had worse days, but it's still early, " "Tired, worn out and miserable, but other than that great" to " Buckle up, it's about to get interesting."

Name your next pet ?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Potato

He's intellectually bankrupt and..

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

pretty well nailed.

Going to feel that exam

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Oh hell no.

I feel fresh

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

since when was soap water and a little industrial solvent not enough?

Dirty laundry

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

love sexy talk when things are about to get busy.

Road trips

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Worst cat trip ever. We were planning to move to Texas on discharge from the Air Force, our cat had never been in the car, so to prep her we decided to take some short trips with her. First trip was 15 miles, we wrapped her in a towel so my ex could hold her and not get scratched. We were about about 5 miles in, my ex said she had settled down, then made a comment about a warm lap. when we got home, the cat had made her lap warm by peeing, and was traumatized for hours. we decided to find her a new home rather than put her through a 2500 mile trauma.

On this chilly New England night I’m so happy to have my cat Nimbus on my lap - I really have to ...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

What's that program on TV, it looks really hot.

That's true

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hell he won't have to worry about anyone but the sentencing judge reading them.

Would be unnerving

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Pull up and run if you still can

It isn't working

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Damned VA, never has the right meds that work.

Look out Bill!! I think they're on to you.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Do they have a disposal spot they prefer you use?

I just keep running into these!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

3rd, 5th, 7th all great. rest just good

Genetic???

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

right now, you got to share titties though.

I <3 Ted Leiu's tweets

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I really hope that is real.

They probably wouldn’t.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

why, wait, laser pointer. msg back, nah.

Hail satan!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Give credit where credit is due.

Hopefully as new here as it was to me

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works. lol

The Lying Rascals

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Poor Carson, always typecast.

Has anyone here read Edward Gorey's work? That horse would fit right in.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Horse really looks "surprised "

Interesting and makes me feel good about having no love of eating oysters.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

We used to use clams and oysters in our salt water tanks for our filtration system

My social anxiety

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

From the looks of the glass, you can say anything, he's drunk.

US expected to announce treaty withdrawal as soon as Friday [apnews.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The man is determined to bring about the world as we know it. I wonder if he knows that only the government can ensure that title to property is respected and that any money that is only a computer entry, doesn't exist in a post apocalyptic world.

"i'm laughing! i'm laughing!"

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I think I'll laugh too just in case.

[scontent.fmia1-2.fna.fbcdn.net]

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Gets me my BY ble, I's needs me some science.

New group member. Love your "show". Let's DO this!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

welcome.

He didn't get the memo and he didn't even bring a warrant.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Why do people think we give a rat's ass about dissenting opinion? It's like the peemptive blockers that think in some way they have hurt people's feelings by blocking them.

Poor thing.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Why didn't someone try to save him?

Looks like something I would do.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

nah, I'd end up napping on it.

...........

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The old two hander.

Spot on...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I'll take parts for the win!

Better call the contractor.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Must not be attractive.

She needs to be more specific.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Don't date a whole baseball team.

I mean, come on!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Sandra left out the back door.

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

oldie but a goodie.

Seen on Facebook:

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Fuck em all, bring back the 1954 tax rates adjusted for inflation 94% at the top and 0 % at the bottom, largest economic expansion in the history of the world.

One of my favorite cartoons every Saturday morning.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Loved his gravity defying exploits.

Good Day.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Don't want to be a Debbie Downer, but I'll celebrate with you on Feb 6.

Valentines day is coming up and although I don't buy into anything like that it is still an excuse ...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Be sure to book an appointment with the proctologist to have it removed Feb 15

I'd make a Dagwood sandwich - and eat it with a piece of cake!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

One that takes at least 2 days to make.

Why I'm Not a Republican

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Especially, I'm not a traitor!

A member of 45's cult.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

No thanks.

My Russian Ties

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hang him by his Russian ties.

Politics aside who is the hottest one. Which one you like the best.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

neither,

Do you trust this?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Until I see an actual DOJ proposed ruling, I'm not going to get excited.

Cats like to show their gratitude

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

watch out he's carrying 20 knives.

Hey Nevada, how are you all feeling today. Safe?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

The only thing new here is the disclosure.

Who's in with me?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Just don't do it in Texas, you will get shot by vigilantes.

The nurse at the doctor's office when I come in for the annual physical exam

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

no, I said All the meds.

The next Jesus and Mo

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Nice circular logic.

Any pilots or aviation enthusiasts among us?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

When I was active duty and in the ANG, I took as many military flights as I could. There were so many stories that you never would have know without that open cockpit door.