A friends girlfriend is throwing him a 40th birthday party.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

put the other half up elsewhere.

ABORT! ABORT!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

she's almost ripe, unwrap her and put in crisper.

I'm just going to post the link instead of copying and pasting here, because the caps show and the ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

All hail Satin, he's really smooth.

I'm wondering is this really true?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

It has been my experience.

i know the look all too well

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

My mother's response, "Why would you want to go to hell?" Our first and last conversation on agnosticism.

The more you know ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Nailed them all.

What can I say?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

kind of like all those hysterical markers on the roadside?

Somehow I doubt it.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Pretty sure he just got the sweatshirt that fits. and what DD said.

Pretty awful.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Talk about butt hurt, lol

Slipped right out of the bun.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

frozen wieners, again!

Here's a groaner.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

but he is so cute, but the text is so groan

It's Groundhog Day! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Loved the movie, trailer was a good lead in compared to most.

Trumpster needs an education

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

He needs an enema to clear out his brain.

Are you willing to tell me about the best sex you've ever had?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Way too detailed a memory to share, suffice it to say it was a passing in the night type thing where both of us were totally into it.

[m.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

song shows their R & B roots

Surprise Sweetie! ?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

sticky situation!

What is it that makes people take videos or pics of people they killed?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I never wanted to know and it took 30 years before I finally admitted killing another human. IMO people that want to be in a war zone have a problem and probably shouldn't be there. If you enjoy killing, you need a trip to the shrink.

My first LOL for the day; had to share.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

good one

Where is evil?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

another arrow in my quiver to piss over my believing family

Image consultant?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

you can put lipstick on your hemorrhoid, but it is still a hemorrhoid

Hellebore in the snow.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

beautiful

I fall.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

fits!

Helps if you're around my age...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

record that!

A few before I go to bed.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

sweet dreams.

Well it IS funny...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

They charge extra for water?

Suspicious glances from across the room.....

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

They been peaking, from now on they face the wall when draped over a chair.

Wrinkle free?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Just toss him in the dryer, he'll fluff out.

The weather outside is frightening. Stop the snow!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That's just mean! lol

Jokindsdf09384u59384u50983

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

girl, didn't know you swang both ways.

I know what's going on my bedside table!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

and his sidekick lube boy..

Zoo offers to name a cockroach after your ex... [10news.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Are there limits?

Why does everybody in the world own a silver 2006 Honda Civic?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I put a roof rack on my car, not so much because of all the others that were like it (there were) but now it is so much easier when I come out into the parking lot to just scope out the roof rack.

COLLECTING IDEAS! THOUGHTS PLEASE.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Another idea is thornless blackberries, they are a bieneial crop, that is the berries grow on last years growth. Lots of pruning to remove this years fruit bearing stems. First year plant them about 6 feet apart, the new plants will fill in between them.

COLLECTING IDEAS! THOUGHTS PLEASE.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

any of the semi dwarf crepe myrtles, they have a relatively tight root ball, bloom all summer, not invasive. You want to be sure to select the variety that only grows to your specified height. For 6-8 feet, get a 4-6 foot projected mature height. It will reach that by year 2, you never have to prune if you select the right shrub. if the nursery doesn't have the height you want, shop elsewhere, they are all over OK.

Joe Satriani Surfing with the alien [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

nice guitar work.

it's 15° ! we're being spoiled by Mother Nature!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

running around in shorts, seeing what things I need to take out before they spout out next month.

If you were recently ejected.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Love them all

Hopefully PolitiFact can keep the meter updated quickly enough

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Going to a short speech if it only has 4 digits

Selective humanity by GOP

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

But they want to be able to do whatever they find entertaining without interference.

Pinstripe vs. Penstripe

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Horizontal control?

Mueller hunting him down

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Merry fucking Christmas!!!

Voting Republican

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

These are the same people that convinced poor southern white boys to fight for their right to own other humans.

21 July 2009 - Yosemite Canon Powershot SX200 No "manipulation"

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nice shots

This may have been posted before, but it cannot be emphasized enough what an Idiot In Chief™ we ...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Good one, haven't seen it in a long while.

Poor kitty.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Help, my food is trying to eat me.

I agree! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That one and the one about anal are golden.

Which Old Maid card is your favorite? Mine is Greenthumb Gert ??

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I remember playing as a very little kid, but I didn't recognize any cards or have the faintest recollection of how to play.

Talk about a bad date.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nooooo!!!!

Idk if it's more comforting or alarmimg that others feel this way as well.....

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

yes

got you're back

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

My husky adopted my son as her puppy. Lots of good stories.

You tell em Walter.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

kind of like buying roses for the thorns.

Ultimate Jehovah's Witness Doorbell Challenge... Yesterday, in North Dakota!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

close that door, winter will get inside, lol

She understands.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

God literally killed nearly every living thing on the planet's surface, but he said not to kill. Classic case of do as I say not of as I do.

I haven’t posted in a long time but the plants have really been loving the rain we have been ...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I love the look of succulents, very good shots

Omfg look what I woke up to! These are the Sonoma brown oysters.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

nice

OK I got a question.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Check with the ins carrier, it may count against the deductible .

Always know your Dicks!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Don't be a dick, oops, too late.

Everyone has been posting where they are manipulating their photos and I got an idea.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Had one of those as a kid and always had fun with it. Good pics.

A very resourceful woman!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That is wrong on so many levels, well played.

It's that cold, folks (well, not here, but...)...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Animal abuse.

For @KKGator...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

and you wonder why you can't find a new job.

The horror we had to endure...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

or driving down the highway and running into a sea of ribbon from a single busted cassette.

Nope, gave away my last one.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Not one fuck left to give

Pretty much sums it up...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

too much navel contemplation.

Barnard comes out of the Atheist closet

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

humor is getting stressed on the 4th day trapped inside by the snow?

& the war continues...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Anybody that can understand bushels, pecks, and stones shouldn't be afraid of a base 10 system.

Snow days are Hell

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Family murder rates getting ready to go through the roof.

Old fucking habits die hard

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

OH well, I was looking for a job when I found this one.

Wouldn't mind being there right now.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Had to put my plants out on the porch for some sun today, they get frost tender at around 45, they should be good until next Thursday.

Who wants to build a snow man with me?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

lots of work to scare the neighbors, well done.

Remember renting these shoes?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I think my first trip to the skating rink was when I was 5 years old, I was never as good as rink rats, but i enjoyed it. The last time was in the AF in Denver right before I went overseas.

The Guess Who - No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Nature (Audio) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

High school parties, nostalgia

Rod Stewart and The Faces - (I Know) I'm Losing You live at the BBC [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

The gravel hadn't quite matured in his voice yet, but you can still feel it.

Glen Campbell & Roy Clark 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

2 really good guys that took a lot of guff, but were really very talented and knew their craft

Have you ever noticed????

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

just the opposite, lol

This has happened ,never.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Well, Hell froze over earlier today at -17, so who knows. Nah not going to happen.

Ballsy....

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Not me.

This is just stupid

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

You can tell the relationship is starting to get serious when you don't go around the corner to fart anymore. and you no longer blame the dog.

Your Mother humor

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

How much lube is that going to take? asking for a friend.

It's a fish, tank.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Now that's a sushi chef creation i could ....

Howard Schultz and Cliff Sims Stumble in Interviews: A Closer Look - Late Night [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

The heckler was way too easy on the asshole

Trump appoints El Chapo as the head of the DEA [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Got to be fake, el trumpette would never appoint anyone that knew anything about the job they were going to be in charge of

Post the last picture you took on your phone.......Do not explain it ?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I don't take many phone pics

What are things you regularly say to people when they use a figure of speech.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

answer to "how are you?" varies from," Great, but I'll get better," " I've had worse days, but it's still early, " "Tired, worn out and miserable, but other than that great" to " Buckle up, it's about to get interesting."

Name your next pet ?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Potato

He's intellectually bankrupt and..

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

pretty well nailed.

Going to feel that exam

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Oh hell no.

I feel fresh

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

since when was soap water and a little industrial solvent not enough?

Dirty laundry

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

love sexy talk when things are about to get busy.

Road trips

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Worst cat trip ever. We were planning to move to Texas on discharge from the Air Force, our cat had never been in the car, so to prep her we decided to take some short trips with her. First trip was 15 miles, we wrapped her in a towel so my ex could hold her and not get scratched. We were about about 5 miles in, my ex said she had settled down, then made a comment about a warm lap. when we got home, the cat had made her lap warm by peeing, and was traumatized for hours. we decided to find her a new home rather than put her through a 2500 mile trauma.

On this chilly New England night I’m so happy to have my cat Nimbus on my lap - I really have to ...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

What's that program on TV, it looks really hot.

That's true

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Hell he won't have to worry about anyone but the sentencing judge reading them.

Would be unnerving

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Pull up and run if you still can

It isn't working

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Damned VA, never has the right meds that work.

Look out Bill!! I think they're on to you.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Do they have a disposal spot they prefer you use?

I just keep running into these!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

3rd, 5th, 7th all great. rest just good

Genetic???

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

right now, you got to share titties though.

I <3 Ted Leiu's tweets

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

I really hope that is real.

They probably wouldn’t.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

why, wait, laser pointer. msg back, nah.

Hail satan!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Give credit where credit is due.