Trump magic pt 2!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

same place the pizza goes when you press pizza on the microwave.

Pathetic. Guess what I would do to this "person"? [bbc.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I don't normally recommend long, and intensive therapy with no end in sight, but in this case, locked away from society and intensive psycho-therapy until doctors say he is safe to be released back into society

Morbid as hell!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's just bad!

Ohhh crap...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

sucking up to him?

Now your talking

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I'm just going to duck out the backdoor, before the shit hits.

Not what you think

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

thumb job!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Slap him silly, knock combover straight.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I have my ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

her arms are too short to get him in the selfie. lol

He will probably stop using it after it is unwrapped!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

may as well leave it wrapped if you want him to use it.

Cat tree....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

saves time and no one bitches that you still haven't taken it down.

Belt........

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That expression. lol

PETA meats the sheets.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Chicken seems OK with whatever is going on. They on the other hand.

True. That's all I can say.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That will teach them the definition of futility.

What was your first phone?

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

found mine.

Are other people in here not accumulating points anymore? Mine haven't moved for three days.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I think @Cutiebeauty figured it out, the points are accumulating in each area, but the sum function is not working.

December 5, is Krampusnatch. So happy, drinking, chasing, and beating.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Finally a holiday i can get behind.

Little Dummy

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

that would be super colossal dummy with a sponge filling.

They don't approve of our love, but we don't care.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Inter-phylum dating?

That's creepy.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Santa's a peeper.

My Religion

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

You betcha

@phxbillcee - He's still alive! Just not well and away from keyboard.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

You're a good friend, hope he gets better soon.

Rampant silliness!

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I'll take what they're having.

I'm so confused.... Mommy!

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

behind the frozen screen. lol

she does make it sound like a stupid question

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

and sleeping indoors.

your guess is as good as mine

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I really don't want to know what's in those bottles that they paired with the TP now.

Evening Primrose with Dianthus and an ant.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

very good, those are both winter flowers here,(Texas). How about NS?

I've been thinking today, as I quite often do, about applying for jobs teaching English in other ...

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I had a friend who did that in China, and another in Vanatuu, the China gig lasted 5 years for him, the Vanatuu job lasted for 1 year for my other friend. Both really enjoyed it. I just had another friend leave for Spain last month, she is still trying to get her bearings, but i think she's going to enjoy it once she get her feet wet. If I were younger, I would entertain the idea.

Snuggle buddy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐁🐁🐁🐁

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

He's looking good.

I have a ton more on the way .

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

that is a groan

Or maybe it should stop here.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

groan

All you fuckers should consider yourselves lucky! lol

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Thanks, that's all i needed.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that one.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

That could be a hard discussion.

For that fresh minty.... taste

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

What's it do for sharts?

Goen paint the town.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

someone in heat!

On a serious note

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

And people gloss over that fact.

I’m surprised so many people here celebrate Xmas.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Don't have to believe the myths to enjoy the holidays, since early in mankind's history we have celebrated around the winter solstice and both equinoxes to break the monotony of the calendar. Christians simply continued the celebration renaming it and arbitrarily assigning it as a birthday.

I love my coffee, but it makes me.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Have you tried experimenting with different brands and roasts?

No comment 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

laughed my ass off

Wildlife lover! Oh my!

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Had to laugh

Sunset waterfall, Freestone Park, Gilbert, Arizona

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Beautiful, great reflections.

I love this song so much. Who knew she was Ravi Shankar’s daughter? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

That's the first time I have heard her sing, great voice.

Go ahead Santa

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Looks like dinner to me.

I knew I forgot something

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

got to be a girl thing!!

Mueller's Indictment Song [latenightfeud.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

That was great.

Can't help it

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

good one.

Stay away pooch. Not worth it

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Nah, he's out of her league, He's much more handsome than she deserves.

Not pleasant

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Talk about a pain in the ass.

here or Halloween, here won

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I am severely temped to cut out eyes from my reflective tape and carry them with me in case I find a tree that they will fit.

A sure sign!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

That's because it has been read to them in bits an pieces without the gore and whoring.

But I like been a cuntasaurus !!! @glennlab thank u for the link sir , all 7 mugs arrived and ...

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

looking forward to it

Oh, I done this too many times; sometimes is a personal peace of mind.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Holding on to anger only hurts the angry person, so letting it go is a hell of a lot better than stewing in it. And don't forget, forgiving is not forgetting

In response to the grammar police cruising the neighborhood. A small effort to help them out.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

and who the fuck died and made you fucking language god?

😂😂😂😂🤣 luv it!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Has anyone else noticed that ever since an AP photographer captured what appeared to be a shit stain on his white golf pants, photographers have been banned from his courses and he doesn't wear white anymore?

I know who's a Good Boy!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Did he eat the two barbies with it?

Do they really

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

some people really need a life proof reader.

And don't do it again!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

You sure those were thumbs?

I love me some eggs!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

nice looking eggs

i've always found this picture very sexy

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Love me some pink ...Floyd.

"Baby, It's Cold Outside".

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I never really liked this song, so I never really listened to it. To me it is as bad as the clinking glasses commercial, more irritating than entertaining.

Inflammation -- how do you handle it?

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I use CBD, I buy wholesale in bulk so the price is reasonable for me, Shop around the prices can fluctuate wildly and strength is paramount.

At the request of the lovely SukiSue, a couple of my grocery store annoyance stories.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

We no longer have Safeway in the Dallas area (union busting), but every time I hear the name I remember " Mom told little Lulu to go to the Safeway and get bread, Lulu laughed, she knew there was no safe way to get bred."

Every damn time it becomes a party

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

You know you've been a pet person too long when you put the animals outside before "alone time" in the bathroom.

Sacred Duty

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

They just know there is a squirrel in there somewhere.

Our kitten Fia is now 3 months old.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

nice looking cat, but the owner needs to go to obedience school. First rule, don't try to train your cat. lol

This would be most of us in this group. I know I would.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

OH the snowmanity.

On a mission!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Cats are the reason we know the earth isn't flat. If it was flat cats would have knocked everything off by now.

Oh my! Such sass!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

time for a trip to the vet

Let me check...Yah he's still an asshole

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

#1 rocks

Fun for the whole family.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

no problem all males chasing pussy, no problem if they weren't.

My, non-evident God.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I may be old, but we had the best music and I saw some great musicians.

It's about time ???

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

fucking A right Ralph

Hello everyone.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

welcome

Smart guy!!

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

That look.

FedEx showing some dependability

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Don't mess with Fedex.

This is me, for sure.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Yup.

Printers. Amiright?

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

It's like HP has an interest in the paper industry.

Dogs. Amiright?

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

My lab would start out with his head on the bed, and if you didn't push him away soon he would have his whole body curled up on it.

Bush memorials keep rolling in!

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

They say you should not speak ill of the dead, so I won't say anything, but who is this they? and Why do they get to make rules for the rest of us to follow?

hard to believe

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

How much oil can you get out of a baby, and when is the best age to harvest?

Slightly off topic A message for all Sconnies: Tomorrow at the Capitol in Madison is the House ...

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Democracy is not a spectator sport, get active!

Today: ???

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

well, enough with the suspense, Are you wearing pants?

Thinking I may be a lil obsessed......?

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

looks normal to me.

That is the right thing to do!

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

great way to end the day.

What I Really Want For X-mas

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

There are a whole group of us that want this

Excellence

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

You really think he knows how to play checkers?

Not really sure who Jeff Tiedrich is.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

There are a lot of people that joined him that are finding that is true for them also. Of all the things that Obama did, I am upset about the one thing he didn't do. Prosecute those responsible for the financial crimes from the Bush administration and remove them from circulation.

Last night highlights

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Happen often?

I like dessert

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

or you're at an all you can eat buffet and you pass the dessert section

Down on Poke Bayou there were two cajuns, Beaudrou and Fontenou, who both owned general stores.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

no, with tampons, you go for the bass boat, fishing is a lot more expensive than lawn care.

Give me a ticket for an airplane! [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

This was one of the first pop songs i ever performed (poorly), i still love it.

He got what he had coming.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

fuck him if he can't take a joke.

A cat is a cat, is a cat.....

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

If I have to choose , # 1, looks safer.

And the operator said 20 cents more for the next 3 minutes.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

and a talking dog and rabbit.

Nanu nanu.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Why you looking for cock young lady?

7 deadly sins updated. Think this about sums up our millennium.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

fuck em all

My heart is broken. He was my hero

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

When I first started reading Marvel, I remember writing a letter to the editor, I got the typed letter response, with a handwritten note from Stan Lee, that was the kind of devotion he had to his art.

My fat ass is offended after I let mi Amore' talk me into rent a couple of very basic bicyclettas ...

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Any escape from winter is a good escape

What kind of cupcakes?!?

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Lot of work when half of the population has one.

Pretty self explanatory

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Happy Winter Solstice

Tis the season.

glennlab comments on Dec 2, 2018:

Poor tree!