A far more appropriate title

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Green is only a color for veggies, anything else, trash it.

Some cat shit

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I guess there's a reason i cringe every time I take a male in to get fixed

It's all rainy and squishy here, so no Dickens Holiday Festival.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

wet and squishy, I think I dated her.

Winner....

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Cat's going to win again.

Seems like the logical and prudent approach. But then, I'm pretty conservative. ;-)

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

All we are asking is that the government follow existing US and international law. If we spent the $200 million on processing the asylum requests instead of using tear gas on innocent civilians that are seeking to enter the US legally, then we might have a moral leg to stand on.

I reached Level 8! THANK YOU, Sexual Deviants'.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Congrats, now comes the long, long slog through 8 to 9.

The whole family are traitors!

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I'm waiting for Trump to somehow make it about lil donnie.

Sorry, I just had to......

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

groan

The art of Omar Rayyan [studiorayyan.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Love the first one.

Hello members! This’s Ramon.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

welcome

It's the way it is!

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

You got it.

I couldn't help myself. roflao!

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

You should have. funny.

Aussie humor:

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

And it's so tiny.

Politics!!

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

What do you bet that we are going to see that on more horse trailers?

It’s taken me a while but, I think I’m finally ready to accept that it’s not butter.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

imitation butter and plastic cheese, two American inventions that make you say WHAT?

Bad investment. Thoughts or links?

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

They spent $70 million investigating Hillary and no one went to jail or even got charged. You may go down in history as the victim of something, but it is a better bet that it will be greed and arrogance, not a witch hunt.

This is a great pic.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

If he knew anything, he would know that those two men represent the US's 2 largest trading partners and have over 5000 miles of border with the US.

Yup, J is right..

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

good one.

Joined a few days ago.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Come on in, no one bites, unless you're into that kind of thing.

Truer words...

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Twice

Totally gross

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Oh shit!

Still looking for her

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

nice horsey!

And so it begins

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

The never ending story!

Must be front wheel drive

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Whatever works?

Just almost...

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

No, no she can't

Not a good look.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Trump not only rolled in cheetos, he went down on putin.

If you could only have more of one of the following which would it be?

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

I have had all three, you can never have too much of any, but love is by far the most rewarding.

Just a reminder. Have a nice day.

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Buddha, Jesus, Moses, Yoda, John Madden all the great teachers have the same message.

Life is hard .

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

You're a trooper, from having to watch a death last night, to reaching out to get new volunteers. My hat is off to you and all that you do.

I am coming out to my boyfriend tomorrow! Any advice?

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

How did it go? or did you do it?

Who has the scar on their arm from the small pox shot?

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Got the small pox scar, but polio was a small needle, then sugar cubes.

Sorry for the earworm...

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Groan.

Fair warning this could result in injury

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Dead man walking

So Sweet ❤?

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Just horsing around.

A real killer..

glennlab comments on Dec 1, 2018:

Wrong weapon,

Lil playa.....

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

But that was going out, when you can do that going in, then you can brag.

Finding Waldo

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

fuck waldo, I want the harley quinn twins

Men are like fine wine ??

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Now that is just mean, lol

Far Side piranha meme

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

don't fuck with the fish, she'll take a leg off.

Someone has potty fingers

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Who did it, and where can I get one?

Ahhh the super cute chiropractor I went on a few sorta dates with is coming to my house to help my ...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

I love when religious people tell me that I'm missing the meaning of the holiday when they go out and purchase their offerings to mammon to celebrate the winter solstice and Saturnalia

Word to the wise - If you forget to unblock someone before sending them a PM ripping them a new one...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Damn, you're viscous, thanks for the update. Did you apologize to @bingst. lol

While not really a meme, most of the people that have been asking about this check this spot often.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

The very fact that it was presented to the grand Jury and they came back with the top charge chargable in this offense, show the transition back to a DAs office that seeks justice versus convictions.

Ladies, is this you?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

DC finally found a way to get women interested in comics.

No matter what I take a picture of and why.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Busy little bee. sexy is good.

What were they thinking?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Sex in a box

This made me laugh for some reason.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Try again, or first choice isn't going to happen.

Why is that?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

You can afford to eat at places that have waiters?

These new security protocols are a bitch!

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Still say if they forced us to fly nude, it would save a ton of time in security and reduce the need for inflight meals.

I like dogs, but I wouldn't wear that shirt.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

What is that thing about to get the hand?

? hahahahaha

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Don't you hate when you run over a speed bump in from of the playground, then remember that there are no speed bumps there.

Gay Nativity makes Conservative Xtians cry. [patheos.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

Poor pumpkins ???

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Doesn't anyone else cook them?

Dear Satan,

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

i just noticed one of my neighbors traded in their tiny ankle biters for two very large mastiffs, this brought that to mind.

Ladies, is this you?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

It is so refreshing to see honest women.

Grammar...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

While you can normally make out what is meant, why not take the time to make sure? (sic)

Happy Friday!

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Friday, payday AND the beginning of a weekend, I can't stand the good times.

Atheist Christmas in a Nutshell

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

That look says that this will not end well.

They always find out...

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

If you don't like being watched, don't get a cat.

Not today buddy

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Disappointment, doggy style.

.... And he did

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

No wonder so many people want in.

Don't just lay there

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

move damn it, move.

He's baaaack!

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

I think the third coming started in 2015.

This is so me, who else can relate? ???

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Just made candy

Seasonal Greetings (of existential terror).

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

come snack time, he won't care anymore, someone else will.

Well, maybe that explains something after all.

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Who said I wanted to defeat them?

As a child? I remember seeing 23 cents. But remember going up to 75cents. I was like wtf?

glennlab comments on Nov 30, 2018:

18 cents during gas wars, but 22 for normal conditions. But you have to remember cigarette were 35 cents and a beer was 30 cents in a bar.

Lefty can't write.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Speak for yourself, I can fuck up with either hand and do just as poorly whether it's right or left.

Welcome to the 21st century

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Then they find out he used to be a priest and almost all the girls are underage.

Try washing dem nutz every day............

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

meanie greenie.

Wanna join my religion?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

All power to the bean.

I think I will too.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

But lil donnie, says that he is too smart to believe in climate change, even if he doesn't know the difference between climate and weather.

'Tis the season!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Just made about 4 lbs of chocolate fudge with some of the cocoa beans I brought back from Belize. Talk about dark chocolate and really good.

You hurt my feelers

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

If that's what they want to believe, doesn't hurt me, I'm still going to have fun.

I'm so worried

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Never underestimate your opponents

That's the scent I'm looking for!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Essence of Frat party?

Soon, I promise.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'm just going to give you one more deadline.

Guess I won, then.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Either that or the illogical pattern has you so worn out that you can never get your facts without having to go into such detail as it will take forever.

Cracked me up!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

No, just no.

Now if I can just find someone who will serve me beers!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

What ever you do, don't take that to a bar, not only will you get lousy service, you'll be lucky if they don't throw you out.

While shopping for stress balls for my classroom on Amazon I found these fellas.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Would have been perfect for Jr. Hi boys, but the stress level would have gone off the scale. lol

From another dating site...so very Christian

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

So I would say this is NOT a match, with anything human.

Let's .. mine is Kill the Anal Beast. lmao.. what is yours

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Darkest Gooch Demon lol

There is hope!

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Jack Daniels if you please, puts her on her knees, That's all i remember and not sure if I remembered it right, but it sounds right.

Hate that when that happens.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

where are we going, and who's coming back?

There has got to be a few of us metal heads on this site that knows the feeling.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'll pass

Sour pecker Mr. Piper.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

That'll sour him on sex.

When they forgot the poop shoot

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

No flap?

Why cats drink....

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Seems like as good a reason as any

You might need this explanation of a logical fallacy out there in the FB world - it pairs really ...

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Consider the second one stolen

Lil pun.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Groan

Kitkat's story.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

The best cats are the ones that adopt you.

Anyone need to escape from their life for 22 days and house-sit/baby-sit my Rattie Roommate?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

He's really a great rat, but my schedule both medical and travel just won't allow it.

I finally came out to my parents when they saw my tinder has both men and women on it.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'm sure that your parents already knew, or at least suspected. You are dealing with their initial disappointment. If your mom ans dad dealt with your atheism, they will deal with this too, hopefully. Give them some time to resolve their own insecurities and when they are ready, answer their questions without being defensive. Don't volunteer too much, parents normally want to know as little as possible about their children's sex lives.

How old were you when you got your first job? ? A. for me ?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Way under 18, had a paper route when I was 11. Plus I had been working in our hardware store since i was 8.

Had a better sense of Clean freshness too. Ohh and no need to share. From fb lol

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I remember building a clothes line.

Does anyone remember doing this?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works. (hope you got the reference)

Do you know how to program this?

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I am old, and get off my lawn!

Score!!! Look at that smile..

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

She's in Love, lust, heat?

It was bound to happen eventually, the wind whisperer told me so.

glennlab comments on Nov 29, 2018:

Welcome to west Texas