Don't hate me because i'm beautiful

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

LMAO

Go figure. Lol

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

That beats Popsicle sticks and duct tape

I need only 17 more points to make it to level 7. maybe I can do it with this posting. LOL

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

congrats on 7, 8 is going to seem like it takes forever, then it really slows down

[youtu.be] I don't do oven mitts, Zach.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

an attack cat.

Where's my remote..... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

I always wondered who was leaving my TV on when I wasn't here and making a mess in my chair.

I may leave this group and I may stop posting anything about sex.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Don't let one person shut you down, report and block him.

The president thinks presidents are talking to him privately on TV.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

The man is certifiable, just like Reagan, he has lost the ability to tell fantasy from fact.

Not a big deal

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

micro trump strikes again

This should be in that cheesy crap group

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

You need some teeth in that one.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

you don't want to know.

Works well.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

You have too much time and waste food. lol

Really?? Wow

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

LMAO

How does that even work?

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

someone has been smoking!

CNN has quoted the NYT that the FBI has opened an investigation of 45 being a Russian asset, which I...

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

You can't tell the charges without a scorecard.

trump in his office

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

You got that one right.

Yup. Right.

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2019:

batteries are out in her vibrator.

Doggie it's cold outside

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

it's that time of year, be prepared to hunt all over the house because they like to hide it.

Sure need that with today's politics

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

need a bigger hose

Spiders living alongside a beach in Barbados

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

good looking, I was wondering about the fig leaves until I read the title.

This is an original. Such an easy game...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

The one on the....right?

Ok maybe not that old but I still use the pound sign.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Which is the reason that the person that decided #MeToo was a good choice for a hashtag should have thought it through.

They've donned their gay apparel

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

call out the priest, he is with 2 women not his wife.

Don't you want to puke?

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

At least they got the toddler right.

4 Giant mammalian phalluses: a boar, a cat, a bull, and a ram.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

That is not what I thought you meant on your first post, wow.

Hi all! Getting back on the low carb track after "sinning" for too long! I started low carb in May...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I've gone from diabetic to pre diabetic in the past year,

I think I'll pass on that trick.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

damn, but I bet there is a catch.

I'd watch it.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Looks like a double is coming.

Dirty old man.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

some glutton is going to be sorely disappointed.

5 second rule.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Dog: "Thanks"

What the hell is up with that ?

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Damned Millennials!

Hi fellow cat lovers.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

All my current cats are ferals

Hey people, I just joined the group and I'm called "Jazz" or "Jazz Black".

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

welcome

IKR?!?!....

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Nailed that one, consider it stolen.

Golden Oldie...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Thank you Mike!

Since I'm not getting any action here...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Gotta get those compliments anyway you can.

That's putting it kindly

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

nice play on words, but it's too big.

News flash!

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

can't ask for more.

You guys look like the experts, so I've got a question.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

Try a bong, as a non smoker, the cooler smoke and ability to relight are pluses. Don't expect miricles at first, and try edibles.

I made another one, I can't help myself.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I like it

Since I am such an unstable idiot, I can't figure out what is going on here.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

I think you figured it out, fucking US farmers was part of the price that Putin extracted from trump for bailing him out and getting him elected. The case for treason mounts.

Yoga anyone?

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

You've got that right

This made me laugh

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

LMAO

Stores have just received the bulbs for the year, so bought a bunch .

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2019:

what kind of bulbs?

People who hit / spank their kids and have the nerve to brag about it as well , are not my friends .

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

We never spanked my son, and he turned out so horrible, graduate HS 3rd in his class, Bachelor's summa cum laude and Masters summa cum laude, now is a respected economist. So I'm sure if we had resorted to corporal punishment he would have turned out so much better. not.

Genius Jethro

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

he has a better education that the guy in charge, at least on the retention level.

Those were the days

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

After vacation, depending on how many rolls of film you had, having to ask for developing only then check the negatives and only order prints for the ones that might look good.

THAT got me breathing heavy!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

The older I get, the more I enjoy foreplay and taking my time.

Hahahahaha

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Beats the hell out of snake handling.

More Trump administration memes

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

too fucking funny

Large Herbivores go Extinct

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

But what about the trophy hunter, what will they be able to put on their walls, or shove up their asses.

Have one of these?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

My ex took it when she left

The things we do to to be a little sexier!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

This coming from a guy that looks like he sits on his nuts

Hey guys.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

What products are you stocking?

[youtu.be] Not a meme but I nearly pissed myself watching this!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Remember when he went down in flames for fleecing his flock and not paying taxes?

[youtu.be] Not a meme but I nearly pissed myself watching this!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

this has been a great one for years, where did you dig it up. lol

Oh my, oh my ?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO, very good.

This may be a recycle, funny regardless. :D

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

It was a recycle when I posted it but it is still funny.

Redaction - it was the site glitches that made this level 4 member show up in the "new list".

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

She looks familiar, but no specific recognition.

Woman in vegatative state , apparently assaulted gives birth to a baby boy.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

This is a disgusting case, it show the cart after the horse in sexual assault prevention. If the DNA testing had been done at hire, it would make finding the perp so much easier.

Didn't they do that once already?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

history is repeating and this time they're selling tickets.

You guys write a caption for this one.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I'll take a hand job.

Couldn't he wait!?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

There's a reason those dresses are worn only once. lol

Dreams.....

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

Things crazy cat people do?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

or tell them I'm going as fast as I can

Important announcement ! Not really though... Dont click this post. Just forget it...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

you made it, congrats

He is every where.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Kinky

Something's preventing it.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Nuts

The "like" button doesn't seem to be working.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I was afraid my monitor was messing up since Firefox did an update earlier today, so I closed my browser, and the problem persists in that if I like something my screen turns colors

Information overload?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

first cannibalism, now this.

I’m pretty upset.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

what strength CBD oil did you use, they come in every thing from 100mg/30ml to 5000mg/30ml and depending on level on need as to what you should take. The 100-300mg can be effective, but you can always lower the dose on the higher concentrations.

San Fran Federal Building

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

They call it like they see it in SF.

Not what I was expecting

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

yassssss!!!! go Roger! [loudwire.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

let's take the bricks from the wall and stone Trump.

TRUTH!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

glad to be of service

Sun rise above the clouds on my way to Toronto yesterday morning

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

up early, good shot

I got lucky on vacation a few years back, after several attempts...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

very good shot, I bet the throw aways were heartbreaking.

Just saying...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Just be honest, not yet, but I haven't been to court yet!

I think I might check in.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

tripping!!

New legislation has been introduced to regulate cannabis similarly to alcohol.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Hopefully he can find cosponsors in the house and senate and it doesn't die before without being referred to committee.

good thing this would never happen to me

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

Many Cat Lovers in this Group.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

hilarious

My Merriam--Webster word of the day today immediately made me think of 45: Venal adjective ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

He is the perfect example of so many horrible things, new title "World's Worst Human"

Another brick in the wall

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Build it around the Whitehouse, no gates!

Trump time...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Pretty much any red neck convention.

Whos a bad dog

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Need a new dog!

Some truths are so powerful and self-evident that they just bitch slap us, then bend us over a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I'm old enough to remember when this first ran april 1971

... So DEEPLY Fucked, We Are! -Yoda

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

here's your sign.

International hand symbol.......

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I use it often.

This is an original.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

good one

Men don't start drama? Puhlease.....What about Baby Trump?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

You know someone is going to say, but he's a pussy, so that counts. Drama is an equal opportunity affliction.

Having a temper-tantrum over being accused of having a temper-tantrum essentially proves you had a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LIar, Liar, pants on fire.

I hope this comes through ??? [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

That is the reason you should make sure that the dog is a fit for your lifestyle when picking them. Working dogs want to "work" and if they aren't working will find an outlet for that energy.

History is repeating!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Why do these despots believe that they can make it all better by firing people that discover their dishonesty.

Spider web of lies

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

but there is conspiracy.

There's always one honest one!

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

It depends on how horny he is as to how he answers that question.

Surely you jest

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

LMAO

At her master's feet...a peaceful bunny morning....

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

So many people don't realize what good pets rabbits can make, looks like you don't need to be convinced.

Why aren't all public employees not being paid out in the streets protesting????

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

They are still restricted by hatch act among other restrictions, and with the vindictiveness of this administration, you know they would be fired.

God has graciously granted you the privilege not only of believing in Christ, but of suffering for ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

If you look at the Xtian suffering of Christ, he in essence gave up a weekend and got rewarded for it for eternity. Died Friday afternoon, raised from the dead early Sunday morning, so in essence he got to skip church in addition. If it were true, I'd take that deal.

How did you deconvert?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2019:

I worked in the upper levels of a denominations hierarchy, to see the hypocrisy brought me back to 17 yo me that said it was all bullshit.