She saved and raised this swan.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

All of my up close encounters with swans have ended with me in retreat.

Chocolate Bunnies

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Dad Jokes, you got to love them!

Might not have done it right

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I'll visit you in prison. lol

Who remembers this stuff? I never cared for it.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

On a side note, I just loaded up the vaporizer with eucalyptus oil, but alas none of the good stuff.

Who remembers this stuff? I never cared for it.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Active ingredient was a form of amphetamine with eucalyptus oil.

One of my favorite vocalists - Steve Perry -Journey. Who’s yours??

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Whoever I'm listening too right now, I'm fickle that way.

I was supposed to have a lunch date tomorrow.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

You need to date a better quality of men. lol You deserve better.

Oh, referee!

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Plus they have some rather intimate encounters on the field

Me as a kid.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

That was so much me.

I did some internet research to see if Senior Community Service Employment Program pay would be ...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Refunds are not going to be the problem, From Dec 22-Jan 15 the IRS is changing soft ware and running tests to process returns. If the software is not ready, no returns can be processed. Timing is critical and unless they recalled the IRS programmers and authorized OT pay to catchup it is going to be a very bad tax season. Glad I retired so I don't have to explain to each client that the problem that we could file the return, but that there was no way we could tell when or if IRS would be able to process the return or legally issue a refund.

I did some internet research to see if Senior Community Service Employment Program pay would be ...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

The problem is that without spending authority, some of those actions may be illegal. Hope all goes well for you.

Trump Wants to Deliver Prime-Time Address on Government Shutdown and Will Visit the Border By ...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Since he is already running campaign ads, I would question whether it is worth the lawsuits to carry a free campaign ad.

Canada legalized marijuana late last year and my province of Ontario decided to hold a lottery for ...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Oh hell yes

He's not playing possum.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

My ferals just took care of one of the possum youngsters that was stealing their food, not pretty.

O.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

No tats, and never plan to get one.

I know I am a little late but Good Morning! What a beautiful start to my day!

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Fantastic.

Decisions...

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I want to get my passport stamped by netflix.

True? Not true?

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

need more teeth exposed

Oh, referee!

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

I understand that MSL now requires a stint at Juliard for minor players.

I mean... hard argue the point.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

OOPS!!

Sniffed you out!

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2019:

Not too many more than 900 here! (stealers, I've got thousands of stolen memes)

Yellowstone 2017

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I wanted to add some more

Like getting business advice from tRump...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

you no playa the game, you no maka the rules!

It's my birthday!! I'm 61 today.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Happy Birthday and have fun tomorrow!

While we're on the subject...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

got a box in the closet and one in the garage for the really old stuff.

Anybody else???

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

solved the problem, no headphones.

Have a new clan member as of yesterday.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Did you chose him or did he chose you?

Dance Video Vs. Classy 1st Lady

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I like the dance video better than the lesbian photo shoot

A few goodies

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Love that truck parked in the mentally handicapped spot.

Out of curiosity did everyone forget that there is a choice about whether to see vulgarities?

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

If you don't want to see vulgarity, don't fucking follow me.

Building The Wall.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

looks too good for anything trump has to do with.

Sometimes they even pepper spray you

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

try grabbing em by the..., they'll let you, right before the cops haul you off.

Make No Mistake Racists are Trump Supporters

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Not all. some are Libertarians .

Cheech and Chong get pulled over

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

now I need bail money!

Seriously it's just you now!

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I just talked to some people that didn't realize that Agriculture included SNAP funding and the government shut down would affect their refund.

I'm not so sure...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

if you're good at something and you like it, keep on and become famous.

Run kitty run!

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Kitty, you're gonna get shaved.

Does this person seem legit? melly17683 after reading her bio I think it's a scammer

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I needed a good laugh, and talk about confused, needs to go back to scamming 101, you got to be consistent .

I live less than 20 miles from Skid row but homelessness is an issue everywhere.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

The natural result of the Ray gun revolution. Eliminate mental health care, reduce education , eliminate social safety nets, then make homelessness illegal. The only thing they forgot was eat the poor.

@captnron59, now we know why you indulge

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Is this an ad for or against? Sounds like fun to me.

When desperation strikes, grab your plugs.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

wouldn't work for me. lol

ㄱㅅㅎ퐇ㄹㄹㅇㄹㅇㄱㄹㄹ

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

All in.

Time for another Trump meme collage

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

good collection

Now there's a band name for ya!

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Holy Shit!

Jenny jenny

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Don't you hate when you have a ton of jokes and no one is old enough to get them.

Shared from my Facebook page:.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I never wanter to hear the party of Hardin and Nixon talk about law and order, but they still do even after, Reagan, Bush, Bush, and now Trump. Classic do as I say, not as I do.

I hate making fun of people's looks...usually...but this is just funny stuff! [facebook.]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

great

Please welcome to Robecology to the group. Hope to see you posting some good old Rock n Roll.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

welcome.

May I just say that my love affair with glitter is officially OVER. JFC, that shit is everywhere.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Glitter is like cat hair, no matter how many times you clean, you will still find some when it is most embarrassing

Jefferson Starship - Winds Of Change [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

I loved Airplane, so i felt like I was cheating on them to listen to Starship, my loss.

I'm one year cigarette free! I tried a few times to smoke one and it was so disgusting.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Congrats, keep it up.

Joke Roast Case Files Thread And now, for some much-needed levity, comment here if you want a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

You're going to be one busy lady, me too.

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Saw her perform that with Frank in the Astrodome in Oct '68. I tried to get my mom to take me to see her, but she wasn't interested until she found out that Frank was going to be there, then she beat me to the car.

Hey all not expecting much of a response, but I've just joined to see what's going on?

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Welcome, if you have questions ask.

Joan Jett - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Video) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Love her, I was familiar with her music, but didn't realize who she was. Until the movie came out.

Uses for Google

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2019:

Be glad you didn't have a spoon or knife in your other hand.

ELVIS PRESLEY - Ann Margaret- The Lady Loves Me [youtu.be] Maybe I was born in the wrong era.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

growing up I'd watch anything with Ann Margaret in it, much simpler time in some ways.

Masturbation: Men vs. Women

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

options!

Just don't sit ....

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Oh hell yeah it was.

Or a colon.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

why would he want to?

[whitecoatwaste.quorum.us]

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Please be aware that until there was a public outcry, ALL military working dogs were destroyed on "retirement". You can make a difference.

Hahahahahahahahaha all work and no play makes me dull..... ;-)

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Took me a minute

And just how cute is it.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

As cute as a pink wrinkly flower can be.

Loved this show.. wish they would bring back the old episodes. Every single one was funny.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

who can forget the whoopee questions?

Hell buy him two

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

how dare you imply science had anything to do with that excuse for an abortion!

What you looking at ?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Darwin award semi-finalist!

Yeah, guilty!

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

and an extra shirt for each meal.

It's par-tay time! The wine is poured.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

I couldn't pick just one

Takes me way back!

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Now I know why B J Thomas looked so old when I met him, he's older than dirt. or at least older than me.

what should i do?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

drink and internet. lol

Please welcome two new members Seeker3CO and MoonTiger to the group.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Welcome

Who'da thunk?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

And I was pissed when I got oven rack marks on mine. lol

How fun would that be?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Some of them feel like someone already did.

This will soon become a big issue if we are not careful. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

We have been running out of Helium since the 1970s, It is a problem of recovery vs a problem of supply. All natural gas has recoverable helium in it, One of the problems is only one plant has supplied the US with He for most of history. I did a lot of research on this in the early 70s and very little has changed, except for the increase in use.

Hello I joined at christmas and am slowly really enjoying this site.

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Welcome if you have questions ask, you'll get answers, some of them even right.

I am 500 points short of halfway to 50k. Can 500 people please say congratulations?

glennlab comments on Jan 5, 2019:

good luck

That bucket is looking a bit full.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Better be a big bucket.

As others would see it...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Birds ofd a feather and all that bs,

Opps the filter slipped off.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

It just makes us want to watch you more.

Remember pogo sticks?

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I really think my grandmother was trying to kill me, I had one and she encouraged me to use it on the sidewalk in front of our store.

Here's a question.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I believe you want the Marvel/DC group https://agnostic.com/group/DCMarvel

Friends, Romans, Countrymen.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Saw her and was tempted to lay into to her, but I'm through taking bait.

Locker room talk - 2019 style

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

I have to agree with the congressperson. It's better than grab them by the pussy.

I'm sharing this everywhere. Because I adore Trae Crowder and this just nails it. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

The convalescing begins

Who is Next To Be Hauled Away?

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

let be him, let please be him, in leslie gore's voice

The Big Threat to America Comes From Inside Our Borders

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

It's orange and stinks.

100% Fake POTUS - 100% PIECE OF SHIT

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

Nailed it.

Let's do the math here...

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

freak out is an understatement.

Just plain weird

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2019:

def without.

Why cats have 9 lives... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

lmao

So I fell and fractured my knee.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Oh no, that sucks. I was actually going to watch the oscars to see your handy work,( I've never watched it before). I hope you recover quickly. How did you do it? I guess we'll be seeing a bit more of you.

Vlad and Me

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

I don't think lil donnie is going to like that last game. lol

Games of Choice (Chess vs. Candyland)

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

You really believe that Trump can play Candyland?

How sad this iscirculating, true, and other countries are seeing this?

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

It's still appalling. Even if this one instance was corrected. education is the future and you don't learn well when you are hungry.

Finally blooming.

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Fantastic

If you are in a relationship and could have sex on the side and be guaranteed not be caught, would ...

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

No, getting caught is not the damage, it is having to deal with the lie. Self guilt is far worse than getting caught.

Intermission :)

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Damn girl, you're getting serious. It must be getting cold in MN

Ya ya, I'm a day late.

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

You had to get over your hangover lol

THIS is how you do it And yeah, I'm mailing it back to them I live next to 6 churches within about...

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

In my younger days, I would invite them in, offer them a beverage and sit, then before they could start I would ask if it was ok to say a prayer, then I would be"OH great lord Satan, we come before you." Never got much beyond that before they were stammering and finding excuses to leave. I would invite them to the next sacrifice and offer to lend then hoods if they would like to attend. No one ever took me up on it, can you imagine? No, I'm not a satanist, but it was a hoot.

I loved this couple! [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2019:

I saw then in the 80s at a convention. Not really my kind of music, but they were good performers.