Ooops... slipping this in

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Not good, Now go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

They have no sense of humor

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

What an ass!

What's important?

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Mine haven't helped at all.

Ohh yeah!!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

cute dimples

Wrong way, right road

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

bouncy bouncy

Up for grabs. PM me for address to send your SASE.

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

If you have anymore of the black cherry tomatoes I'd love some

Dorothy's Nightmare

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

$10 if she can land the house on him.

Two Different Men

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

It's like he has no brain.

I am never near a computer in the morning!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I have this thick dark brown liquid whose smell will give you the jitters to start the day off.

He was trying out for the zzTop look

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

The older you get, the stranger the places hair starts to grow.

Goose egg.

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You left out the" N."

What goes on in Paris...

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

What a pain in the ass.

Put a little spice in your life.

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I think he is over compensating.

Got it Claudius ? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Damned good.

5 Rules To Remember In Life - What Do You Think of This View Of Life?

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Truer words were never spoken

What is your opinion?

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

But you can handcuff it to the bed, sorry to spoil the mood but it was way too syrupy.

Not even the first time that has happened!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

And as soon as you really need it, no more reception.

Dangit!!! I forgot about independent by train station and i'm losing another 2 years of my life ...

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

You will learn my little one

God says: stop fucking praying.

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

They never hear no, they hear, there must be another way.

The sound of silence...

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

And echo in the silence

Shitty pokemon evolution ?

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

He grew like an extra forehead. lol

Who's a smart boy?

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Damn she is hot.

Estonia has great college names!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Featuring double majors

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

She said she wouldn't tell

It's hard to resist one's self

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

I'm not crazy and neither am I.

Would like to say hello to everyone I'm new here and looking forward to some nice chats :)

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

welcome

Didn't even 'sic' 'em!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Dogs will be boys.

...& he sacrificed himself to himself...

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Clear as mud.

I thought something was missing at the hearing today!

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

It's Mueller time.

Maybe?......

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

Not yet, but working on it

Nice husband

glennlab comments on Sep 29, 2018:

oldie but a goodie.

Like mother, like daughter

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Gotta watch em young.

Going to drive an hour tomorrow to meet someone I have been speaking to for three weeks.

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Good luck

My keyboard is dyslexic...

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

took me a second

Somebody's been messing with the Halloween display.

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

been doing it with nativity scenes for years, challenge accepted.

scratches head

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

bitch be trouble, stay away.

I'll give it 5 minutes to half an hour. Anyone for a pool?

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

she's obviously a top.

Listen up people

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

drip, drip, drip, oh shit, oh nothing

I watched a mouse ??

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

She's just learning to share. lol

Are you listening?

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

My (ferals) great me every time I walk out the back door, really makes me happy we got them all fixed since no new ones for the last 6 months.

Honey pots

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Dare you to grab her boob.

this sums up my life

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

You win some, you lose some and some get rained out. Life starts fucking with you the day you are born and quits the day you die.

Don't try this site ?

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

fuck em if they can't take a joke.

Now that's what I'm talkin about ?

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

nice argument

So that explains it ?

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Done

i love BDSM!

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Nice lap dog.

Pat Robertson to God: Please ‘throw confusion’ into Kavanaugh’s accusers – DeadState

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

I was working for the church when Oral Roberts did his give me $5 million or god is going to call me home. The consensus was that wasn't a threat that anyone should pay attention to. If he believed that heaven was his home, he should be wanting to go, if it was a scam he should be afraid of the government. Old pat is part of that scam crowd that just hopes to hold on long enough to screw everyone.

1976??? ?

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

Planning for war with the Soviet Union, and other nations to remain unnamed. Logistics Plans, Programs and Mobility, SAC, USAF. Very serious time, which is why I DGaF today.

Did anyone actually wear this shit? OMG.. the waist is up to their nipples.

glennlab comments on Sep 28, 2018:

We've all worn things that look like shit to others .

Yes, well, I've had few beers, and I'm at that, "I love you man" stage, so I'm going to just say it.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Love you Babe.

I have a question to get some insight on this thing that makes me feel ooky.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Partnerships, especially sexual ones, require a level of comfort for everyone. If you are uncomfortable with something your partner does, don't hesitate to tell them. If they continue, take that as they don't care about your feelings in the relationship or are just inconsiderate. When I realize that my partner is more concerned with themselves rather than us, I usually figure it is time to leave.

The Jesuits of the Catholic Church pulled their support for Kavanaugh.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Even the priests think he is pond scum.

Better than David Copperfield

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

and weekends, and sleep and single friends and damn near everything else for a couple of years.

I'm just saying...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

So, you're saying it in a round about way hoping I won't understand it?

And the Darwin Award goes to...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

There need to be more sharp pointy crystals for maximum effect, slicing and piercing rather than tearing and wasting all the kinetic energy.

Oil might be better.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

use a bong.

One of those "god had a reason"

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Sorry little Jimmy I said 500 and you got 499, so die you short liker,

Grammar nazi

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

three, the first to will have to argue about the uses of the word while someone else actually does the work.

How can you look away

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Girl, you've got pig titis, I don't care about your eyes, I'm still trying to count.

Christopher on drugs,no way

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

so that is what's been happening.

On the third day, he rose again and again and again, for it was leg day.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Never forget Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins.

Which 3 words other than "I love you" make you happy?

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Time for bed.

A Woman Knows When Another Woman Likes Your Man

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What difference does it make, it takes 2 to tango, I have a close friend were we have had a sexual attraction for nearly 40 years. Neither of us has been available at the same time. We still laugh about what could have been. It is not the woman or the man, but the morals of both.

Someone's in the dog house

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

She believes the women, or knows when her husband is lying.

Cat confessions! 12 is my all-time favorite! [news.shareably.net]

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Bad cats. lol

I knew there was some explanation.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Horny little boogers

My relationships always sink into the abyss. Or All's Fhtagn in Love and War...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

step up your game, we'll help

Don't go there...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Like them both

Making America a criminal enterprise under the republican Fascists who are under the control of ...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'll spring for the bullets as long as he uses them.

Both of the assholes that represent Texas believe that rape is OK with them.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

They are really, really bad

A reminder.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Worst case of projection ever.

That's the way it is.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Yes. all of them.

I'm not ready.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Nope, Nope Nope.

Well. Okay then.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

A little too stiff for me.

Short Term Career

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Kiss of death if yu ever want to work anywhere but fox noise.

If your conscious & you know it clap your hands...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

actually full circle, first gods were the sun.

abuse, for sure!

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

So, it's not just the priests and ministers we have to worry about, it's the Sunday School teachers too.

Oh, the good old days...............

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

better than calling her "busted condom."

An hour spent digging and then pulling burlap & plastic twine off the root ball.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

What type of tree?

Satan Music

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

That would be Satin music.

My problem with this religion issue is how we have to choose which team to root for or should I say ...

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

We always chose what "team" to root for, it is part of being human and tribal. If you are uncomfortable with the team, find one you are comfortable with, even if it means just watching, you still chose not to chose.

For the most part I pass

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Me either, afraid they might steal me blind and then claim they never saw a thing.

Hello, have a rant, well maybe not a rant exactly.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Sorry to hear about it. Did you report it? If it is a druggie problem, it is likely to get worse if they don't get caught, if it's kids they need to learn a lesson.

Makes sense.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

Oh, Oh, bad.

Everyone has a neighborhood "cat lady". Ours lives directly behind me:

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

You're lucky, my neighborhood cat lady is a guy and the irresponsible asshole lives in my spare room.

I need a few definitions of phrases here....

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

I'm not gay, but if I got that letter. it would be all I needed to throw a pride party with all my gay friends and their friends on the front lawn, with instructions that it was to be the gayest party in the histories of gay parties.

I'm drawing a blank.

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

The ugly twin sister to perfection?

Ya I can tell

glennlab comments on Sep 27, 2018:

you would like that people would learn

Some people are just born into a lucky life while others aren’t? True or false?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Every thing that made major impacts on my life I chose. I chose to be born male, I chose to be born white, I chose to have educated parents and grandparents, I chose to be born in the US, I chose to be born in the second half of the 20th century. Wait, I didn't chose shit, it was the lucky sperm club lottery I won.

9/11 and 11/9-Which Was Worse?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

11/9 more dead, more destruction, more enemies of the people and harder to recover from.

Genius idea.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

She really wanted to be eaten, in the good way.

You think your job sucks?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

How do you get a straight face on a dildo?

Judgement...

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

nothing to knock off the table from here, let me move back to my keyboard.

Deep State Throat

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

So it was Ivanka.

Revenge is sweet.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

wrong head.

Trash

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

and money does not equal class

Nasty divorce

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Nah, they still have the roof.

Get the sharpie out!

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

we've gotten 9 inches over average for the month and it's raining again.

Years ago when I told people I wanted to be a world famous comedian, people laughed.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

good one

Democrats aren’t doing their jobs!

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

It is not that the democrats have not spoken out, it is that NO ONE is reporting it. Demand that the MSM report fairly and accurately.