42 years ago today I gave birth to my first child, Connie ?

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

For me the older my son gets, the closer we become, Happy Birthday to your little girl.

OWW! OWW!

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Trump is #4

My Mattie cat...too cute to not share.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Fuzz ball cute.

Drumpster billboard. So fitting.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

That would leave a shitty taste.

Whip whip it good.

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

It took me a minute,

Boycotting.....??

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

Because of expected heavy turnout , in order to avoid violence at the polls, democratic voters will vote Tuesday, and Republicans will vote Wednesday. lol

I'm sure all of these belong together...

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

great set and love the one with balls for chin.

The ??? is laughing

glennlab comments on Sep 26, 2018:

And that friends is how the third great war started...

Don't giggle???

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Glad I'm not the only one.

Somebody had one damn job to do!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Used to work in the printing industry, these are way more prevalent than anyone would ever suspect.

Quite a good point.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

And this was the best the Trtumpster could come up with.

Look at the difference.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

So the republicans are leading by a huge margin.?

It's all she knows

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

but it doesn't spit at her so how does she know when to quit?

Now I can't eat

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

got me again.

Seriously impressive.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

reminds me of the Blue lagoon joke, A young man was left on a tropical island as a child, years later a beautify young lady washes up on shore, she sees this naked young strapping vision. Shortly there after she has her way with him, afterwards he sits down and cries. The young lady tries to console him and asks what's wrong. "You broke my clam digger. "

Elmo's story....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Elmo's an animal. lol

& THEY were the savages???

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

the De-evolution of Man.

The spiders are out in force in my garden, this is one of them

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Do you know what type it is?

This just in!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

But the flat earthers have members all around the globe, WTF?

A meme with many layers....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

too early, but got it

How quickly we forget....

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Don't forget that every Taco Tuesday can lead to Fire Friday

We've both in our house. This is accurate:

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

nailed it

what do you want to have happen to your body when you die?

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Thanks to my rich uncle (sam) giving me poison, my organ are unharvestable except in the direst circumstances. I am a donor, but not very likely anyone will be able to benefit, Other than that, I'll be dead, so I don't care.

Plumbing sux

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

follow the directions and it still doesn't work

The audacity..

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Hate these tragedies.

WTF? Now I'm offended

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Holy ass wipe Batman.

Yeah, yeah, mysterious ways,,,Should have called the bibble "B is for Bullshit"!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Clear as mud.

Ru Paul is jealous!

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

The hierarchy goes black dress, red dress, white dress for a male dominated group WTF.

???.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Deathcap, right.

Double Standard of the day.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Maybe if he got raped, the story would change, but i don't know any dude that could keep it hard with him in the room.

The shocking pineapple

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

It's that damned dragon fruit.

Just can't keep your hands off ?

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

A great relationship is where you can't keep your hands out of each other,

Of course, someone is in such a heap of trouble.

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

Stupidity is its own reward

I'd like to thank each and every member who have sent me suggestions as to how to "improve" &Meme .

glennlab comments on Sep 25, 2018:

fucking A right , Ralph (extra points if you can correctly name the movie this is from)

....with some fava beans and a nice chianti

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

You riding the Russian train now?

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Nice drumsticks!

The best non STD fashion statement out there.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

which ones? socks or shoes?

Might as well throw that in there too.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Someone asked if I was getting any on the side, I said its been so long I didn't even know they moved it.

I bet on Farmers.com they do.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Don't want one with no experience

Hello! I'm Rebecca.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

welcome

Rare Stapelia Senecio cephalophora Cattleya Orchid in bud

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

very good

This sounds compelling until you take into consideration this administration's relationship with the...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Republican don't give a rat's ass about anything except pleasing their corporate masters and enslaving the rest of us.

Whose mutton is that?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

the wolf, he huffs and puffs and blows them first.

I didn't know this.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

how many tried? Just now?

Things are getting interesting

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

The ghosts will be fake, but they get zapped anyhow

Just the fax maam

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

oh shit.

Capitalism....

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

The only time trickle down works and much to your chagrin is when you put it back in your pants.

The best Clothes

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Only if liquid rubber counts as clothes.

Wait Till History Books.....

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

if he doesn't like the NY times, he is going to hate Simon and Shuster.

Under The Desk

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

They won't come in with sirens, guns drawn maybe, blazing I would hope.

JustKidding

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Can you promise?

VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES 1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

no man could tell those jokes in mixed company. and survive or ever get laid again.

The very people who accuse Dems of stalling, with regard to Kavanaugh, are saying they want to hit ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

All delays in this process are good, it is the out come we want to defeat.

while at times I may sound wise and learned, there is my lighter side

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I forgot where I was, this where is most of us want to be headed to begin with.

Now I'm blocked ??????

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

was that to go with the linguistics and spaghetti

Quick note to say that I'm happy to be back from my exile due to Florence.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Welcome back and glad you're safe. Watch out for snakes, their homes were flooded and they may not be ready to leave yet.

That moment when you realize you left your stove on but, you don't know how it got turned on in the ...

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

That's a you want me to do what look

Do you think there should be a high school course to teach common sense laws to teenagers?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Just because something is taught in school doesn't mean that the students will learn it, and if they do learn it , no guarraunttee that they will understand, if they do learn and understand, there is no reason to believe they will retain it or apply it. We need to stop blaming schools for our lack of morals, blame the churches and republican party that have been dumbing down public education since the Reagan days.

And I don't even own a blue outfit !

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

I can relate.

Do you think there should be a high school course to teach common sense laws to teenagers?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Since when do we expect schools to teach the things that should be taught at home. The same people that are bitching about what the government legally does, are the same ones that were screwing off in civics class and not figuring out how to vote or get involved.

Just this many to Level 9!!! I can almost taste it!!! I wonder what it tastes like?

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

it gets tougher the closer it gets, I bet.

Ill bet it tastes like chicken

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Veal, nom nom

Just saying hi to this group. Great idea.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

welcome.

Spinning severed head with knife through it and rotting skull that goes up and down.

glennlab comments on Sep 24, 2018:

Good start.

For starters...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

You are viscous, well played.

Who...????

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

who the fuck?

You don't say...

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

finally honesty in religion.

Too uncompromising???

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I'll work with YOU on that agenda of not working together.

menopausal and dangerous

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Never pick a fight with a woman if she is angry, sad, pissed off, having a good day, a bad day, or any day, JUST DON"T DO IT.

Old railroad tressel, spider and sunshine

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Is that a functional concrete canoe, a dug out or just for looks?

My sweet Rickey trying to avoid his shower.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

no fair, no corner to cower in.

The price is high

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

18 and counting.

This could be entertaining!

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

tried it neighbors were not impressed.

I guess i am a newbie?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

if you click on the heart on their profile, it will tell you how the rating is derived, until someone told me I was at a loss too. Click on the person, it will take you to their profile page, then click on the heart.

Fall has been officially skipped.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

89 and raining here, my condolences.

Sun glasses

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

perfect shot

TRump on his bestest behavior

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

the gift that keeps on giving, kind of like an STD

TRump on his bestest behavior

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

he is such an ass.

I wonder how this ended

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Penguin crossing thwarted.

Spot the Crocs wearer

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Mine is just one wide streak across my feet.

Somewhere around the rainbow

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

round and round she goes.

Typical Ikea

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

now you know why I don't shop at Ikea.

The verse if you love something set it free when it returns it will be yours forever.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

If you let it go, and it stays, then the feeling is mutual.

Ths is a very personal post regarding the Brett Kavenaugh accusations of attempted rape.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I was explaining to someone last night that all of us have done things we are not proud of, however for the vast majority of us attempted rape is not one of those.

Who remembers these commercials? 2 are from the 50s and the bears from 92.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

No but here's a recent one

What is the first movie you remember standing in line for? (Mine was Bambi)

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Every Saturday, small town, nothing else to do, parents wanting to get the kids out of the house for grown-up time. As a grown-up Hindenburg.

Mine is tootsie rolls. ☺

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

not real picky. As long as it's not fruit, I get that all the time, candy not so much.

I missed their "dinner reservation" time by 3 minutes. This is the look I get. "PUNY HOOMAN!"

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I open the back door, and it looks like I am successfully herding cats, until they realize It's not dinnertime yet. I will not be bullied, I will however retreat back into the house before they can eat me.

Hi, I am new to this group. Looking forward to talking to to you. 60s had the most fun music ever.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

welcome

Just curious.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

My son is left handed, there was one kindergarten teacher that made this mistake with him, I suspect that was the last time for her. After a 4 year old told her that she was wrong, My wife at the time unloaded on her the next day after he told her.

Some cookies for @JenBeberstein, and her insatiable sweet tooth!! ;)

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

where can I get that cookie cutter? I tried the dick shaped ones to keep people out of my edibles and that didn't work.

Succinct summary.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Brutal, but true.

Does anyone else make a blend of coffee depending on mood and/or time-of-day?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Being a coonass, I prefer a blend that will melt your spoon if you try to put anything in it and can get up and walk out of the cup, Mine is guarrana, and cappuccino ground in a regular coffee maker.

Assholes.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Send them all to hell in a handbasket.

Closeup clouded sulfur butterfly.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

good close up.

Men, here is a warning !

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

And when she says, be honest, prepare to lie your ass off and compliment her on whatever she was asking about.

Tell me this isn't a brilliant idea?

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Get you a video nerd, like veal.

On your knees women !

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

sweet.

Think I will

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

I normally only have one drink, some asshole always puts it in 40 glasses.

We may be onto something here.

glennlab comments on Sep 23, 2018:

Republicans have no use for women unless they can be raped and keep it to themselves.