Look, I think its frickin funny

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Certain things are best when eaten alive, dates for instance.

The real reason they had to die

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

How can he tell it's brown, there's a dino between them.

Have it your way

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Want fries with that?

He'd probably have done it anyway...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Maximum use of lube.

I think these needs to be here.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

laughed way too hard.

Tis the season!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

A hairy ass has never turned me on.

Did I post this yet?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

He's aged worse than Kieth Richards.

This is what i brought to work today for a treat

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

What no PPS?

Not sure if I should be happy or insulted, lol.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

RNC is a zombie food desert.

Look at the colors on this tiny, tiny bird!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Very pretty and dainty, but like the pansy, looks can be deceptive.

Outta My Way - Coffee

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

on my second cup

What Won't You Eat? One Point For Each.Just checked-5 for me.

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I've eaten them all, but would I go out of my way to eat some of them again, probably.

Today the 25th of October 1957 the top 10 songs of the day, do you have a favorite one?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

remember hearing them all, but before my time.

Bad doggy!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

At least there was a wet spot.

Kibbles and dick, Kibbles and dick... I'm going to get me some Kibbles and dick!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

go for it.lol

Poor jebus

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Take it out deeper, it hurts so good.

That's not how you get salmonella

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Darwin effect in effect.

Then don't send the iPhone x to Asia

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

So it's not just me that can't tell them apart?

It won't be long:

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

stones, dead and floyd

That would be weird to use...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

Trump's size.

Such an improvement!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

To me violence is much worse than sexual content.

How tRump thinks the game should be played...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

unfortunately this is an accurate depiction.

Almost there...

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

They never see their own logic working against them.

& we sure wouldn't want that!

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

worry about her attacking it.

I'm new here and so far I have one question. How do you level up?

glennlab comments on Oct 25, 2018:

welcome, jump in, comment, discuss, fill out your bio and answer the profile questions. The more you interact, the better the chances of finding people like you and you like.

Dog snouts

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

sleeping their lives away.

we can see it but it's still silent.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

We've been looking all over for you.

Only time will tell...

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

The puns, will they ever stop? probably not.

There's a heart attack waiting to happen

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

$40 for a Bloody Mary, and that's all you got? Keep it coming.

Alrighty then

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

thought I saw some skin, nevermind.

How Trump's trade wars hurt US farmers - CNN [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

They brought the circus to town, clowns are on them.

Good moms.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

lick the mom, the beaters will take care of themselves.

It's just cute and silly.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I had to laugh

This one goes out to all the ladies...

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

No excuses, VOTE

How many of you men used this cologne?

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

My sister bought me a bottle, I used it a couple of times but didn't like it, finally threw it out after hauling it through 4 moves.

Say it one more time.... Jesus!

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Jeebus, hay suess they're calling you.

There's no other way to put it

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

better than calling them broken condoms

Hawkings was never wrong

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

anytime you can have god and satan tag team you, you're in trouble.

Monopolizing your business

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Trust busting.

Why I love where I grew up!

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

fantastic.

POS Racist

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

if they weren't fucking with mine, I'd say they deserve it.

Cats are wonderful. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

They really love you when the pee on your feet, that means you're theirs, or the cat box is full.

Be Kind to One Another-Especially Now

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

All the rules broken down amount to "Don't be a dick"

Your Turn Next

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

and both get screwed by Santa usurping their time in the spotlight.

I need one of those.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

need more storage.

Vito's HMO Coverage

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

talk about junk policies.

But what does "UCKF" mean?

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

spell check on needlepoint.

Will Behave......

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Oh no I won't.

No Nonsense Coffee Guide

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

I'll have a double strong coffee.

Adultery With Kate and Edith

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

and why not?

Hate has four letters, so does Love. ❤

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Stay on the sunny side of the mountain.

Just sayin'

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

You think they would have learned by now

Reincarnation ???

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

You tell him

Who's sick of pumpkin spice already?

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

quicker than a Cosby cocktail?

Start the deportation papers

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

You mean the anchor babies?

Uh-oh who's in trouble now?

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

it took a shortage of over 300 LEOs for Dallas to finally have an official cite and release policy, now, all pot arrests are down. With any luck we'll free up even more with the next legislature.

From 2014, Me waiting for Mister Right.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Can't just sit and wait, gotta eat too,

I made a vintage Halloween box for a friend of mine...

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

great work

I'm not sure what it is? ???

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

no feeding after midnight.

Pick one 45, pick whatever one suits you. I like 4 the most!

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

and take pence and Mcturtle with you.

When even zombies pass you by....

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

Republican National convention, a food desert.

..therefore I am.

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

So if I don't pay, I don't exist?

By all means

glennlab comments on Oct 24, 2018:

He is no different than the very people that their Jesus decried. Still say it is not their Jesus that bothers me, it is their Christians.

Which comic book series did you grow up on?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

superman

Question.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

My understanding is that when you look at he persons profile window blurb, that is a hover (your mouse hovered over their pic and the bio blub came up) a visit is when they actually go to your profile page.

This is actually a thing! I am now educated for the day.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

had to read the whole ad to be convinced it was real. chalk up one more to WTF that turned out to be real.

I am guessing that is right, but what if you are a white witch?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

White witch, white cat, dark witch, black cat.

This is what I do each year in the planter box next to my front door.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

So many great ideas, so little energy to put them to use. Great seeing others get in the holiday spirit.

Does anyone know if the skulls of your enemy are dishwasher safe? Asking for a friend.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Pretty much, as long as the beetles have done their job properly.

Geriatric Old Pricks

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Greedy old Pricks.

Yeah she looks pretty

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Bill Cosby in White face.

I don't think that's called flirting.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

But the laying down position is OK.

Show me your kitties.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Her pussy is showing.

you never know who you're going to find on a dating site

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

swipe quick.

It's always time for a "your mom" joke.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

really bad when your dad keeps sending this to you.

I think I'll pass.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Don't think I'll take delivery from them.

He was in a hurry.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Just dropping in.

That's quite a...bubble.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

oversized, super thin condom?

The new Dunce cap.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

He meant white nationalist.

I'd love to see some reporter, at a trump briefing, raise his hand and ask, in all seriousness: Mr ...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

He would have to spell it out, too complex a thought for DJT to process.

A thought for today. Things we say aren't always good.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Someone was listening to my in traffic tirade and asked why i did that, I replied, because my windows are up, I'm done with my anger/frustration but there are others that will take it to bed with them since they didn't get it out.

Remember this kitchen item? My Mother used one a lot.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Still have two, one in the garage and one in my cabinet ready to use.

I got fired yesterday.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

The early signs of economic downturns are when corporation and small business start cutting the accounting staff, if no one is there to tell you that it is bad, it's not bad.

orange bastard a democrat until 2000! trumps fascists republican overlords set him up to win! ...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Watch out for the burning of the riechstag, right before the election, or a reasonable facsimile.

The Real POS Potus Painting-Revised To Show His Real Comrades

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I just threw up in my mouth.

Hate Bigotry and Lies Man

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Has his mouth closed, so the shit doesn't leak out.

Revised Painting with Orange Cheeto

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Tits are too small.

trump and the republican Fascists are now set to try to decimate All Our protections wholesale such ...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Pick a man's pocket while you convince him he is better than the others and he will thank you for it.

The Guardian Cartoon

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Captured the cheeto perfectly.

This was true for me last year and it still holds true...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I'm sure we're all aware that people that watch Fox news are less informed than people that watch no news on TV, but it does bear repeating.

Don’t forget to check around the engine too, if you can...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Try explaining that to the insurance adjuster.

You look fine ???

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

got to get me one of those mirrors.

When you make poor choices AND you are one, bummer...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Never question your partners judgement, they chose you.

I haven't had sex in so ???

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

be prepared for doggy style if you bark.

The Ginkgo in the garden now is just coming up to full colour, I hope this weeks winds are not going...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

nice

Can be done alone...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

That sucks.

Surprise, surprise, surprise...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

better than the 72 Virginians that they feared.

Wonder if he will start wearing uniforms.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

McDonalds has his uniform, the one with the big shoes.

You can Try to be optimistic about being ghosted

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

better free than charged then ghosted

Does anyone have any experience with moss?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

growing up we were able to maintain it in a terrarium for years, growing it outside it needs poor soil, little to no sun, and lots of moisture