Fuck yeah! you can make more money on memes than you can on shrimp

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Where's my damn money?

My Birthday is this Saturday.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Crown and coke

Pretty soon I'll have a go fund me page

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Thoughts and Prayers. lol

Canada pioneers.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Now our friends to the north won't log on, and when they do they will be really mellow.

Did you hear that tRump called Stormy Daniels, "Horseface", yesterday?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I thought he called Ivanka whore face, my bad.

Huckleberry Hound, Yogi and Snagglepus

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

afternoon cartoons.

[youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

It's been decades since I heard this. Thanks

Well he's already started

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

He started with Texas this week, Arkansas and Louisiana next week. Stay tuned,

Totally ghetto now

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

good ones, have you got a stash somewhere?

Ho Ho Ho!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Christmas is going to be a little later in the states, Santa's buzzed.

We all know they all taste like chicken.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

That beaver, is it fur or no fur?

Smart kitty.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

go go prof kitty.

not surprising [patheos.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

owned by the company that owns match.com, they have been buying up a ton of sites and use one signup as a reservoir of revenue for all the other sites. Bad news is that this only applies in CA. Other states have to look out until someone sues in those states.

I sure do remember this, anyone else?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

wax paper, butcher paper, and tin foil and none did a very good job. Was fantastic when Saran wrap came out.

When is the last time you had some of these?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

never

Is it just me ????

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

It wasn't homogenized so the fat globules were larger and had more taste. You can tell the difference today with American cream and Mexican cream, the US cream is homogenized and pours like milk, the Mexican cream with the same amount of milk fat has to be spooned out. Mexican cream has much more flavor.

We all know they all taste like chicken.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

What? no cats, possums, or raccoons?

Be Grateful For What You've Got

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

when you think you have been reduced to nothing, look at what you still have left.

Winter Dog Issues

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

and that's why he's called a wiener dog

You're Not Retaining Water

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I will stick to retaining water theory, its just wrapped up tight in the fat cells.

Noah's Ark Real -Puhlease

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

If you just look at the land mammals, over 5500 species are still alive today, the volume of the ship would have had to be the size of a small city with another one to carry the food needed for the months at sea.

Noah's Ark Real -Puhlease

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

The undulates could have eaten hay, but what about all the meat eaters?

The less you respond to negativity the more peaceful your life becomes.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Once the bodies are buried, no more negativity.

Jesus drove a Honda?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

But the apostles all left in one accord.

Yeah. Right.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

if you believe that, I've got some land to sell you. Hurricane proof in south Florida.

It could have been worse.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

that was the best thing that happened. lol

Not the customer service I was expecting...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

don't bend over.

Now you're in trouble.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

and don't buy single use razor blades and Halloween candy in the same trip. Two trips,

another sweet story [advocate.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

nice, good understanding friends.

After the Saudi terrorist tortured and murdered an American journalist, the fondling father still ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I think he ought to be tried for treason, obstructing justice, and executed on the public square, but I'm not a vindictive person.

Is there anyone in here from Indiana?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

You're about 800 miles from me.

I find the gaining of status levels to be a very compelling mechanic.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Find people to follow, they will lead you to groups easier than perusing the long long list.

Just like aborted babies....this comic never gets old.... ;-)

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

are there real girl scouts in these girl scout cookies?

Buckle up, buttercup!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

need to put them in their back seat car carrier, don't want to catapult them out of the belt. or snap their neck in an accident.

But, but, but....you don't know REAL love or true responsibility until you have children.... LOL

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

shouldn't have had or have access to kids, or beer.

Pot is legal in Canada bitches!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And they won't let me go back..

Snack anyone?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Think I'll bring a tray of those to the party.

It's near Halloween ???

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Less than 2 weeks.

Bloody creepy cake.. dig in!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

The acorn squash is even more scary.

This is brilliant!!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

You can borrow my collection if you wish.

36 Frankenstein's Monster Masks ?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Your collection or pic? either way neat.

Broomba!!! the only way to fly. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Your new ride?

Such a cute... kitten?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

soul, the only ones I have is those I've stolen. (I'm a ginger)

i think i found Dr. Phil a halloween costume!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

He hasn't been a kid in 30 years.

We're all the same on the inside....almost...arrr!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And not one big boned one in the group. lol

I want this to happen to me!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I used to go hog wild for Halloween, once my son got too old for trick or treating, I kind of dialed it down, then after the divorce, I started going out to parties or having a party at my place to celebrate. More fun to be with other adults acting like grown up children that dealing with the munchkins.

Please advise.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I have been that cranky ol' lady for more years than I can remember. 1. I'm no lady. 2. I have always been picky as all get out about what I select from the fruits and veggy aisles. 3. Most low level jobs in the grocery industry are only slightly above minimum wage, so you are going to get what they paid them for. To make it simple, if the pay, training and benefits were better, you would have better service.

Cute and cuddly too!

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I'm more of a cat, sleep 18 hours a day and fuck up enough stuff when I'm awake that you're glad I'd don't have insomnia,

What kind of plant is this?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

roots are pointed down, watch it carefully and see if it takes hold.

This cracked me up.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Fire em up. 50 is freezing I don't care what science tells me. 80-85 is comfortable I don't care what northerners tell me. I remember going out in shorts when it hit 35 in Spokane, NEVER AGAIN.

That's it in a nutshell.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Only stupid people look for simple solutions to complex problems.

Today is a day that will never come again ☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Just starting my third cup

So it looks like Social Security and Medicare and Veterans' Benefits will be the next victims of the...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I think the billionaire boys club and the rethuglicans better rethink cutting veterans benefits again. they should not forget they they taught these people to kill without regret or remorse, effectively and silently. If they have nothing left to lose, aren't they worried that some of them might put that training to use on them?

For @KKGator! (Borrowed from @Lilac-Jade in "Feline Fanatics")

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

that face!!

We need closed captioning every time he talks

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

All good ones, you're on a roll.

i am feeling hungry

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

12 foot subway, have to finish it before you can help him.

He is spot on

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And he is living proof that if you work hard enough you can remain stupid your entire life.

I'll skip the sequel.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I hate to use the term bottled blonde, but I think it applies here, though they fit the stereotype of dumb blondes.

White trash bags.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I don't believe I've ever seen a trash bag with the shit on the outside.

Stormy vs. Ivanka

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

are you sure, the one one the right looks more like horseface, and giraffe neck.

Vote! Which one...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Gotta get me a butt load of those signs before early voting.

Ahhhhhh kids

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

that pretty much covers it.

When you break your diet and couldn't care less

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

is he eating that or wearing it?

When you put on a bit of weight and that sexy Pink top doesn't look as cute anymore

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

poor puppy, stop with the body shaming.

The right word can make all the difference

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

be verwy quiet, I'm hunting giraffes

Would I appear more attractive with a Six pack?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

gotcha

I don't always eat steak....

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I had an afgan eat a steak I was thawing out.

Trumpayne.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I don't think either ne is going to enjoy the wedding night, it's going to be shitty.

Puntastic fun

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Trailers for sale or rent 50 cents

Dick the other day and it was a pleasure meeting you and your family are doing well in public

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I got like 15 "h"s

Actually right when you say something about love

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

True, true, so true

Gonna be a surprise.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And that is the reason, I won't be the one tied down. My ex shared her fantasy with me and I knew she would.

a little bit of bdsm to solve an argument

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I've always said, if you're against abortion, don't get one.

How i make friends

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

A dirty mind is a great comfort.

My morning routine

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Got coffee, we can work on that other thing as soon as you get here.

My two were highly offended reading this:

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Cats are too smart to run TO gunfire.

Trump Gets Mean With Stormy, Stormy Fires Back - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

President Bestiality, love it.

Now that takes care of that

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I worry about anyone that plans /thinks about doing other stuff in there besides taking a leak or dump.

That's what you call a stud dog

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

what if they say keep him?

Costume on the fly

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

What a dicked up costume.

Daring rescue

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Baaaaaaaad

Snow White isn't happy

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

She should have seen them coming!

Attention drivers

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Darwin effect will solve the problem.

Who has ever made one of these? I did in the early seventies ??

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I never had the patience or the skill (my hand-eye coordination sucks) to even try, not to mention...squirrel.

Daddy Visited by Donnie

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Sorry, the bank is closed.

The Only Alert We Want From Don the Con

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

As much as i want he and Pence gone, They have to wait until Jan 6. Can you say President Ryan?

POS Pence and Drumf

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Girls slumber party, who's the bottom?

Bout right!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Better than if the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

How we feel in Texas

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Anything below 50 is freezing. I firmly believe water becomes solid at that temperature.

If you don't mind being a little bored, here's a story of my latest "adventure" with the Brown ...

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I only drink coffee from $bucks or other coffee shop when I am traveling. I have my own mix for coffee that most people find a "little" stout. For the price of 1 $bucks, I can make coffee for several days.

911 Dallas police

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't true.

Pocahontas vs. Pinocchio

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Since I shared this on facebook 30 minutes ago, it's had 4 more shares, you struck a nerve with a lot of libs, now they are going to rub it in their friends faces.

when campbell's knows how to troll

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

While the response was actually posted on Campbell's FB page, the response was by a fake account. But it was spot on and they did not attempt to erase it.

Taco Bell it’s like a punch in the gut but from the inside. ?

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Taco Bell, Tex-Mex for the very drunk since 1970.

Bcz it's Tuesday and still no desire to go to work tonight ?

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Work, that's a four letter word. Be strong.

The disturbing art of Stefan Koidl

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Now that is DARK.

Your welcome!

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Not sober, bring back the family farm. Quickly!!

Halloween time for our furry friends. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

tootsie rolls?

Hahaha hahaha

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Good one.

Check list

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Nick done pissed off god, whoa is him.