Know Your Dicks

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

That jet engine sound is just Nixon turning over in his grave.

Gracious Leader and POS Spokeswomen

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

List is too long to complete in a 30 second sound bite

Notorious RBG in the hizzouse!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Her love of the rule of law and the republic are strong.

Kellyanne Conway End of Trump's Term

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I'm not one to normally dish on a woman's looks, but if you have the personality of the north end of a south bound mule, all is fair game.

Kellyanne Conway End of Trump's Term

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Kellyanne already looks way worse than that, and Bette had to have makeup to look that bad.

Bye Bye Keebler Elf

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

right move, for all the wrong reasons. He was just as vile going out as he was during his tenure both as AG and a Senator. his last official act was gutting consent decrees in civil rights cases against government entities.

Samurai Cats

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Any relation to Nashville cats?

I'm Not Gay

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I couldn't feel empathy for little Jeffy, if I found out he was the victim of a gang rape, by horses.

So, this is my oldest grandson at two weeks of age being humiliated by his mother.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

In my case it was the parents that subjected the baby to weird stuff, it was my mother that would play dress-up with my son, she knew how we felt, and didn't show us the pictures for several years. After she died, we found tons of other pictures she took of him, so she was just letting us know a little of what she had done.

We are going back to the moon !!! Why you might ask... well... [planetary.org]

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Working together works for everyone.

Oh yes, the good old days, rockin on a Saturday night.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

and you made less than $100 week.

Feeling the breeze on the.. knee.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

that would itch, except for one leg and one arm.

For the ones that slipped away.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

snake skins in the park?

You can fool the fitbit but not the waistline

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Mine committed suicide from lack of input

Slow and easy.....Like your mom

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Sounds like sound advise to me, better than wrapped around a tree.

Currently at JC Penney. How to stand out in a crowd.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Does it come with barf bags?

Poor Ian...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

You never know what you are going to find in those.

First on the scene...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Talk about make work projects.

Poo lit a call

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Too diverse to comment, each pisses me off in a different way.

Mr Jones is Jonesing

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Guy once told me that when he was in county lockup, he would take little chunks of soap and place them in simi hidden spots then sit back and watch the fun.

Times change.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

2018 is m ore toxic.

I am feeling a bit off after this chilli

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Gonna fill you up, gonna clean you out...

Which one brings back your memories? Mine is 3 and 4 ?

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

2, though there were a lot of 3 & 4 s in some of the newer homes.

You speak English?

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

My family has been in the area now the US for over 300 years. my grandfather did not speak English until middle age, my father's first language was French, there are literally millions of US citizens whose first language is not English. Before you start criticizing their English learn to write/speak it yourself.

Party pooper

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Role play, hell, I would be happy if they just acted interested in what we were doing.

Im well acquainted

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Don't you just hate that sense of dread as you know it is going to happen?

For the pubescent boy who has everything

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

why? did his last one get pregnant?

Just honoring my Brothers and Sisters!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

6 years active AF, 2 years Texas -ANG, 1 tour SE Asia B-52 & KC 135 outfit.

Salad and beer go together, right?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I've never understood why people try to tell others that they can't eat something. If you like it, that is all that matters, it is your body it is going in.

Photos I took on my walk this afternoon, this is where I'm living now. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

nice

Rum and coke! 40 years and to this DAY, I won't drink that, lol.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Jack Daniels, August 1972, I still have a problem smelling it when I pour for a friend.

Don't you just love tacos?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Heck he just barely got out of the taco, and he's already blaming it.

Wow! I must be a genius!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Me too.

The naughty ones are much more fun!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Santa is going to have a great time with the cookies in CA.

That'll keep them in line

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

now there is an idea I can get behind

Stupid is as stupid does

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Worst part was she didn't become a virgin in the modern sense until she had been dead over 1600 years.

I guess it's dreadlocks in the wok

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

You knew it was coming.

Confusing?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

my compass is broken, every way is north.

That's how I rate strip clubs.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I must be getting old, it took several runs at this one to make sense.

Hmmmm.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

If you can't be yourself and they themselves, resentment will crop up, at least that is my finding.

What is your best definition of being in love?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Love is a lot like the supreme court definition of porn. I may not be able to describe it, but I'll know when I find it. For every person it has a different definition and that is what makes us human.

Relationships are all about give and take, mostly take. lol

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

If he were shivering, it would be more realistic, lol

What's your take on Jim Acosta in the White House yesterday?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

It is the responsibility to hold politician accountable to the people, it is time for everyone in the press pool to become more aggressive than Acosta, and call Trump out EVERY time he lies or misstates the truth. The press has become a bunch of pussies since trump took over.If he refuses to answer questions, or to answer them honestly, the press should get up and walk out enmass.

Here's an easy one

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Done both, and neither if fulfilling.

Gramma's body suit.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I know her. Gravity has not been kind.

This one really sucks

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

groan

Nuttin honey

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

stingingly beautiful.

Kids lol ???

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

exactly,

Introverts unite! But only from your safe home with out actually meeting any others.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

As a flaming extro with intro tendencies, I can relate to both people in the picture.

When relationships are pretty good, but need a little help.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

At least you identified the problem and put in a temporary fix.

Good morning and happy Friday! Stay safe where the fires are!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

and Happy coffee time to you too.

Here in Australia the following is an everyday word.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I have several Aussie friends, 2 are performers, if you took the word cunt out of their repertoire, it would cut their performance in half.

Coffee gives you energy ☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Tried a new blend this morning, added some cocoa beans and guarana to my dark roast. It got up and walked out of the pot. But my eyes are open and I'm functioning.

I’m heartbroken my cat and dog were stranded within a mandatory evacuation for a fast moving ...

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Hope all is well with them. Animals have an uncanny ability to survive.

I wish I could sleep this good. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

When you have no cares, sleeping is easy.

Hyothetically: Would you move to a place that you find too cold to live close to someone you love?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Oh hell no, If they are not ready for an exclusive relationship, you should not make too many sacrifices or life changes until you have more of a commitment an a willingness to not date other people. Leaving a bad relationship should at least be a pink flag, it takes to to have a relationship and either or both could have been the problem.

Still playing with perspective and reflections.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

love the flipping on the images with water on top, it makes you study the pics.

My daughter took this picture when she lived in Missouri several years ago.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

peek a boo

I have no idea what this once was, but it was across the street from the building whose picture I ...

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

The tones enhance the starkness, do you have the full color version for comparison?

I was on tinder briefly. Ran across this guy. Can you guess which way I swiped??

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Don't know which direction is which on tinder, but I'll give odds that it was the one that rejects and never lets it show up again.

The burning bush about to drop leaves.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I miss seeing those.

Posting this here because I'd like to get different perspectives.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I hold doors and open them for people, both male and female, and I thank them if they do it for me, it is not chivalry, it is just good manners. You open a door to show compassion for others, not because you think they are weak.

gotta get me some!

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Had to look closely, but I got it,

I am all of the sudden receiving multiple copies of posts from different groups.What's up?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

same here, as many as 4 of the same post and sometimes it is one from days ago.

I don't make memes often but this was begging to be made.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

You think there might be a relationship?

Taken during a storm from my back garden

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

nice double rainbow and huge contrasts.

Would like to get some feedback on this photo I took several years ago in St.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Almost an infinity shot, very well done.

Gotta get it!

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

got to go for it before it spoils.

Well, somebody was .

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

somebody is going to regret it in the morning as soon as they stop laughing.

That's about right.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

He knew it was coming, when Sen Grahmn started going down on DJT.

When a religious text makes me happy?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

poetic justice.

This makes me happy...

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

what goes around, comes back to bite you in the ass. a least in this case.

Hamburger anyone?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

recipes!!!

Haha and guffaw!

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

naw

Too close for comfort

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

works even better with none.

Just wondering.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I got my first gray around 16, it wasn't until I hit 60 that it increased anywhere except my facial hair. Gray muzzle like my old lab, except I could shave mine off. Talk to your hair person to see if they have insight.

Good morning.

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

go girl and do well.

A snowman killed my parents ?

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Sooo, that's how they do it.

Fore skin and sebin yars ago...

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

and be in 280 character bits.

I'll never drink this quite the same way again :-)

glennlab comments on Nov 8, 2018:

You gonna drink that or play with it?

Winning the house also means leading congressional committees.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Beginning January 2019, they still have 2 months to fuck us.

Ann Coulter says:

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Ann has been pissed ever since Kansas sent that house to kill her sister.

Sounds like total zen

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

That not be a thin Buddhist for long.

Uh... what are you doing back there?

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Trojan pinata?

Florida peeps (I'm not one): truth?

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

and the problem is? As long as their blinker fluid is full and they use it.

Cracked me up!

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

well tickle my ass with a feather, can't tell you how long it's been since I heard that.

Unfortunate typo?

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

serves him right

BREAKING NEWS: Jeff Sessions is Out-MSNBC 2:48 PM - At Trump's Request I am Submitting My ...

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

While I never liked Sessions, he was at least ethical, even though he was wrong on nearly every issue except for the absolute rule of law. I hate to see him go at this juncture.

ATTN: Session was just forced to resign so 45 can now appoint a hatchet man as AG

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Saturday night massacre coming?

Horngry and order out

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

whose box is about to get opened?

The Bear Says...

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

That's a shitty break.

Damn technology

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

damn snitch box.

His press conference today WTF do his supporters hear...Such an asshole

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

He just is begging to have a real public investigation of his corruption.

Trump Supporter

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Hope they burn their hands and when they drop it, it catches their robes on fire.

Take care of yourself.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Debbie can't hear you over the candy machine.

You're Anti-American

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Why do they always dress in the uniforms of defeated enemies?

Really Don't Care

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Fascist club membership drive.

The Living Room

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Bet!

These two are brother and sister.

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

hard to tell where one starts and the other stops. cute

Hi All! I just joined this site yesterday and I'm enjoying looking around and reading posts from the...

glennlab comments on Nov 7, 2018:

Welcome, dive in. It may take your mind off your loss, or may in some cases make you laugh.