What happens if you shoot them out of the sky while they are being raptured?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

fail, got to spend a 1000 years in hell.

ProLife or?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

A marriage made in hell.

Anyone have any polite ways to say this?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Can I order a bunch of those for me and my friends.

Just saw this one. Hope you approve. If you've seen it, enjoy it again.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Laughed until I lost my breath.

😵 well uh....

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Rule: if it takes more than 3 texts to finish the conversation with me> Call.

I'm scheduling a running meetup 8am Saturday morning on Labor Day weekend in a small college town.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I stopped running when I retired from athletics and never missed it. I would like to find that pair of shoes though.

Landscapes: 1: The Mourne Mountains, Northern Ireland.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

wonderful pics

Got down on their level..

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

nice head on shot.

Unless you really mean it...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

If it doesn't feel right, don't say it.

Don't let them near children.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Princes of the church, yeah?

I'd wear it.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Mixed signals!

Mortgage Adviser

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

At least he won't lie to you

The 70's ?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

My youth.

How many of you guys out there use this back in the day?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

It was a mess and work. Never liked it, but that is what we had, and I had WILD haid.

FYI ......24 foot Bong in Vegas on Fremont LOL [latimes.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

How much pot to fill it?

I want to be livin' the American dream. Do you want it too?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Now that's a dream I would like to be real.

They lack direction.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Sheeple have parties?

Hahahahahahhahahahaha...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That's on frothy cat.

Just a reminder

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

No stupid shit until Tuesday night, then Katy bar the door.

Empty conversation

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Done that to a statue in a Gothic cathedral once.

Jesus was a druggie

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

So that's why so many hispanics are named Jesus.

But it only takes 90 seconds

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Corny

Too soon....

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Shaky!!

Sound advice

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Or no parachute to never go skydiving,

Units of measurement

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Brutal.

Which one of these?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Eagle was more comfortable, but all three had performance issues.

The advertising industry back in their hay days with the smoking ads.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Amazing what money will get people to do.

I'll stop taking over the board now.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Reason you NEVER pick up a "girl" on the streets of Bangkok.

Public stonings aren't what they used to be.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Guy holding her looks stone too.

I would never have guessed

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I would have been too, I was thinking gay lawn jockey

Army brat camp

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Now that is a camping rig. I just don't want to pay the fuel bill.

I can vouch for this one.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Easier with no tanktop

The girl with the bad hair cut says it all

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That face says it all.

Waste of good make up.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Nice simi pun

Sit back and watch the fur fly.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Hadn't thought of that and I always have zip ties in the trunk. lol

Punsters. Good ones at that.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Those are actually some good ones.

Talks out of his ass

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Look's like the Walmart corp symbol.

Wondered where that thing had got to.......... (my name is Brenda)

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

shocking

Ah yes, German.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

The explanation is funnier than the original.

That is the perfect name.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You know that people are going to transpose that H

That'll do it.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That is so wrong of her.

I need one of those.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

New idea for my printer.

I don't know if I can.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Think you are beyond help

All of the above.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

String him up.

Yah well I'm a little burned out

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

been there done that.

Cute kitty. ?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Nice kitty, hope your mom's not around.

You can't change how people ......?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

And a few more points

I’ve got my big Labor Day weekend plans. Anyone else? ?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Can I watch, I love struggles.

Hi everyone.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Just poke around, join a few groups and join in.

Does anybody out there think Trump is capable of a coup' de ' tat?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Vote, vote early if you can, take other like minded people to the polls.

Found on Facebook (a friend's post)

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You nailed it.

Thanks Tom

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Tom's got game.

You’re still getting a lot haha

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Fits me for sure.

Accurate. ???

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Fantastic the way it makes me feel so dead inside. lol

A temple, I said.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Same here.

What's that smell?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

How about

Ha ha anyone,anyone!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

So true, so very true.

Ok Bruce...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Not nice picking on Bruce. lol

Praise jeebus

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

All you need to disprove that god is in control is look to the white house.

Dog knows what's up

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Dave! Dave?? WTF, Dave?

It's such a useful word...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Fucking A right ,Ralph, Even a movie reference if you're into that thing.

Fer realz...lol

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I see your fuck radar works.

For some reason this popped up in my news feed on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

this is wrong on so many levels. 1. He didn't do it. 2 It's his annual salary. 3. It doesn't make up for the amounts he has reduced the VA by.

Quick! I need a man! [omaze.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Oh hell yes. My kind of double.

You can't change how people ......?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Well said

I hope this happens SOON!!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

VOTE, it's the only way this can happen.

Friday!!!! ??

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Have a great weekend, make it back safe if you go anywhere.

I stopped watching the news long ago...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

The sooner the better.

Sydney opera house and harbour bridge

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Thanks for sharing

Morning mist on the Blue mountains NSW Australia

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Fantastic

Met a fungi outside the pizza parlor last night.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Love the ribs, gives it w whole different look.

Photos from my visit to the Oregon coast last weekend.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I thought that looked familiar. My favorite spot has always been the Haystack Rock area. The southern coast is beautiful too.

Being an adult comes with responsibilities...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You got all those right.

No words needed

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You know how to pick em.

Trying Shrooms

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Lol

Camping Dilemma

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Turnabout is fair .

Paul Have a Snickers.....

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Kissing up?

Going to hell...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Load them up and let them loose.

Wisdom Of The Day

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You've got that right

Invisible Vegetables?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

They'll all fake.

Haight Ashbury 40th Street Fair

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

My math says it was 50 years ago.

He knows what he's talking about,he ain't stoopid!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You're making both him and his supporters too smart.

Not allowed to go there!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Now we know what happens if you go to a funeral you're banned from.

...and my other fingah says FU!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

That finger looks deformed, but dies the tongue work?

Watch out,he's got a 3D plastic gun that shoots 1 bullet!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Nice dog

Not me....

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Good point.

Mawnin sumbitches!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Says the woman that lives in a near paradise.

Don't call...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

I'm the opposite, if it is going to take more than 3 texts to complete, call me.

JOSHUA TREE NATIONAL PARK -- Various flora and fauna from the desert area near 29 Palms entrance to ...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

When I was trying to get a picture of one, I backed into another one, not pleasant.

Dating via social media

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Hey, if they didn't offer filter, we wouldn't use filters

JOSHUA TREE NATIONAL PARK -- Various flora and fauna from the desert area near 29 Palms entrance to ...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

You know the needles on those cactus can jump, or was that make you jump. Good pics.

Take a look at this [youtube.com] video. Keep in mind this is his real ad and not an SNL parody.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Most of that voted, voted against trump. like she says.

So my best friend from college has been staying in Bangkok with our third roommate who now lives ...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Loved Bangkok when I was there.

Some priests are wise !

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Or it will seem like it.

Want to be an engineer ?

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

It looks like this is not the first time.

Gentleman, without another scrap of information, would you ask this woman out on a date, given the ...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Why not? You already know she is a higher level of crazy, so hang on for the ride.

Are you all stressed out ? Try this simple solution !

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Need to hang it as an IV.

Yet one more stolen meme. I'll apologize ahead of time if anyone else has posted this previously.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Laughed

Good news!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

Better than the doc telling you you'll be famous after he publishes a paper on your post mortum.

Christian VS Muslim [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2018:

good study.