get out the rake

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2018:

how on point

This post has ADD. Enjoy!

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2018:

consider half of them stolen

That would not be phunny.

glennlab comments on Nov 18, 2018:

We could really use a groan emogi

Remarkable carving.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Very good.

Previous post on KMart, Who remembers Kresge's and their lunch counters?

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

lived through the phase out period when drug stores did away with their soda fountains and department stores did away with their lunch counters, I didn't realize it at the time that it was to avoid desegregation and conflict.

Margaret and Hairballs?

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

You go Margaret.

I have changed T T's name to Kitty...Don't ask

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

I can't say anything, Ive renamed the cats as follows, mama, tiger, kitty, kitty and cat. oh and fluffy cat.

Real reason....

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

And people wonder why I don't have an inside cat anymore.

How often do you take yourself out for dinner or a movie?

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

No movies. It has to be really good for me to just sit for an hour or more. Dinner on the other hand, I didn't get this figure from depriving myself.

People tell me that I have a negative attitude.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Are you positive?

Oh, fuck!...

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

you might need this

That's my story...

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

And I'm sticking to it

Speaking of dogs...

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Truly, resting bitch face!

Dog shaming

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

That'll teach the bitch to leave you alone in the car.

Good morning from Springfield Missouri! Here's a couple of positive memes to jump start your day.

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Good Morning from Dallas, TX, and i love the clock.

Good news - Bad news

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

How did the Greedy old Party manage to elect one woman?

If y'all remember this... your ancient! I do.. lol

glennlab comments on Nov 17, 2018:

Hell, I remember when the service station attendant had to figure your bill on a piece of paper and they still had glass fill pumps. (granted I grew up in a remote area of SW La.).

What happens when you piss off Rudolph

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

They won't go to waste, it looks like some one is gutting Blitzen.

Some favorites...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The light doesn't come on no matter how hard you shake, then you have to dig.

I’m fresh out.

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Just a little munchies, thank god he wasn't a lab, the fridge and pantry would be gone.

One thing, yeah, one thing, looks like another...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You're trying to make me think and all I want to do is veg,

Love this one.

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Got that down pat.

A good one from Douglas, GA. Me and my license plate series. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Go Devil, God Evil, sports fan or anti religious take your pick.

Tacos are good too

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

nope

Out of all the variations, this one is probably the funniest!

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

way to classy a crowd.

He's even funny in print...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

good circular logic

You need to choose wisely

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

great ad for condoms.

So they say...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Oh yes it is, even worse.

She's ready for battle

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You captured my grandmother perfectly.

Because I'm mine, I walk the line...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Say What????

That good huh

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

You sure know how to hurt a guy.

Turkey Jesus? Bitch is crazy

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Yummy

This boy is a mess ?

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Just need to wrap him and put him under the tree.

I'm sure you'll know what this is. Do you miss these times? I do. Fun times!

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Yeah, I'm old, so what. Used to love going in high school.

I don’t play those games anymore...

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Good call!

Hahaha ???

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

Flock won't be able to afford it if they tithed like he told them to.

Yale study finds there are 29.

glennlab comments on Nov 16, 2018:

The only lace reporting this study is the ultra right wing Washington Examiner. To state that 1 in 10 Americans is an undocumented person is ludicrus.

Court house across from me last night. Snow just starting!

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

looks cold

I needed a laugh today so thought I'd share..??

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

better living through chemistry

Hey, im new here and just thought that i would post.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

welcome, jump in and search about.

I could have taken this photo - more than once. Just Sayin'.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

You know they think that way.

Wash my clothes out in the bathtub on a wash board.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

act as the TV remote control and antenna adjuster.

Yes today this is considered nasty as hell. But anybody remember this sitting on the front stove ?

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

One of my favorites, still use it in cajun cooking, nothing else gives the same flavor.

Where's Waldo

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

new game one friend wears a red striped shirt to a crowded event, give them a 30 minute head start, then head to the bar until they find you.

Hehehehehe

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Still want to know who cleaned up the bottom of the boat.

How are you going to spend Thanksgiving?

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

With my travel schedule and my son's work and life schedule, we get together a few times a year, Father's day, my birthday, his birthday and Thanksgiving.

You know.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

I have a cousin that broke me of checking anything on my phone in public, his messages were super XXX. Not safe for work or anywhere else.

My son just texted me this picture. I love it, thought you might, too:)

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

which is which?

This makes more sense

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Is there a Dog?

Night night gran

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

cheaper than a divorce.

Trying to reach Level 8.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

just did over 100 points you will owe me

Trying to reach Level 8.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

For some reason this went inactive, WTF this is relationship building time

Now, that's the holiday spirit!

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

damn near pissed my pants

Would be creepy

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

depends on where you live.

Incognito.

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

good imposition

Tough lady....

glennlab comments on Nov 15, 2018:

Just in case

Not a possum but...

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

looks like both are putting that winter weight on.

I'll start. My family is coming. GO!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Trump is... got it down to one or two.

Edited for your amusement! My favorite park where I come from.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

You can almost see the ocean and trees.

"Village of Damned Children" Grew Up

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

They got older, they never grew up.

Would anyone be interested in this great household item!

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I'm not sure i even want to think about it. It's about as user friendly as a Swiss army knife

He died in a plane crash in 1973 at age 30, but he gave us some great music, didn't he.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

I'm just going to throw this out there, names I can recognize sometime, pictures even less, but without a reference to his work, I have no idea who this is.

National Security Threat?

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

We all know the real threat is in the White House.

150 New Followers

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

not the kind you want though.

Pre-Existing Condition

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

You're going to die.

Sarah's Nose in Jim Acostas Hand?

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

best news, is her days are numbered.

Wishful Thinking?

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

too late, it's already blown up, but let's see if we can avert future disasters.

Thank you, Stan Lee.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Stan Lee was always a class act.

Almost Out of Weed

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

damn girl, make a call.

[yahoo.com] Found This Post From Reddit- Crazy Cat Ladies and Other Dating/Relationship Dilemmas

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

crazy

I've converted.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

that one is getting old

Currently in the second stage

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

which is why we are always seeking answers to questions unasked.

This is how men get in trouble...

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

vodka soda please as long as we are ordering

Look it made me laugh

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Lost his head when he found out he was the entertainment.

Ron, at seven years old...

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

You know someone is going to see this and get all bent out of shape believing it is real, but you can't fix stupid.

Very bad news ?

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Sorry for your loss, the best advice I can offer is be present, and don't let her be taken advantage of, death brings out the best and worst in people, listen to her and all that is going on, she may need someone to intercede on her behalf.

Ron, we found your list...

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Ron, you there?

Intermission...Come fly with me...

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Where is she when I fly?

I always root for the bull!

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Sometimes the bull wins.

Yeah, just click-bait!

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

that's the reason we don't teach cats to read. too many questions.

Probably posted before, but, still funny!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Who's going to tell his wife?

I Stand With CNN, Jim Acosta and a Free Press

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

can't say it enough

The sinners are much more fun

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

never understood the concept of hell being ruled over by someone that punished you for doing what they advocated

Doomed ... DOOMED!!

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

Don't you hate that?

That one time when the caravan took longer than anticipated.

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

they did the movie version of the book.

This is how I feel about the holidays

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

not painful enough

I laugh and I laugh and I laugh

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

you got that right.

From the Smithsonian: Did a Huge Solar Storm Detonate Deep Sea Mines During the Vietnam War?

glennlab comments on Nov 14, 2018:

So much about the SE Asia was declassified in large dumps, that it has taken years for academics to review it. Those of us that were involved are not sure which things were re=classified under Bush after being scheduled for declassification in 2002 - 2009.

It could be worse...

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

and its about to grab you by the shoulders and ram it in

I’m beyond ecstatic - our Angel Lab was rescued out of the Camp Fire burn area today by a brave ...

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Fantastic.

New here, and admittedly a bit overwhelmed.

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Welcome, when you have questions, ask, you'll get answers, some of them will even be correct.

Hahahaha I cant

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

damn!

Bad pun of the day.

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Burn in hell for that one. lol

The first hand of our Ice Cream Bananas are finally ripe and we get to do a little taste test.

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I used to grow them when I lived outside Houston, If you have questions, I might have some answers or at least anecdotal examples.

Some like it rough

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

never ask her to give you head

The real Atheist nativity.

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

Had to go to the barrio for your cans.

Truth or dare

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

painted a fence or changed a tampon?

Font and spacing are important.

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I thought bunch of no tails

I had a few of these. They actually did play, until they got bent which didn't take much.

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

And half of the magazines had a tear out plastic floppy record of wanna be one hit wonders.

Who remembers these toys? Did you have one? Did it smack you in the head? Lol

glennlab comments on Nov 13, 2018:

as long as I played it slow, I could do it, my hand-eye coordination sucked then too.