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glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

He was the first redneck baby, he had a baby by his mother, or was he his own father, or just a fucked up family relationship.

Buncha dirty old men

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Don't want to know what they want to do with the candles.

They have the right idea

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I've got people that can use that tint job.

Today he's tweeting about a deal with Mexico... I'm not sure that he can find Mexico on a map...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I don't think he know what a map is.

Does anybody else struggle to find open and honest reporting?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I worked at a major national newspaper for 10 years, I also spent time getting classified intel briefings, That taught be to be very discerning in news consumption. AP, BBC, CBC all typically still adhere to journalism standards. News from other sources, I try to validate by at least 2 other non related sources.

Well, that de-escalated quickly.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Bad punch line, go back to the drawing board.

Still got some hair!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's using your head.

Frenemies!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Share and share alike

Must freedom..

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Diou swher Trump colored the flag with red white and blue stripes, kind of like the Russian flag.

Business is slow

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

They better hope that you have a spotter, or it missed its target audience.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I hate when they do that.

We need some toothpicks over here!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Cats won't eat your weed, they will piss on it though.

That's how they do it.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

they're bleeding because you cut them, bitch.

Just . . .

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I always said republicans want to ban flag burning so they won't be hurt when they wrap themselves in it for false patriotism.

What a shame it is that a bunch of Americans have to shame Trump into doing the right thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No matter how you feel about McCain, he was a sitting US Senator and deserves the respect given to that office.

Get that trumplethinskin!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

If only they let him use a gun.

Childhood...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's how I taught my son, his mother taught him to go to the mechanic shop.

Unconfirmed Elvis siting.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Gotta be Vegas

Bad subtitles.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I wish I had screen shots of some of the weird captions on live TV

....WTF?...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Study you little bitch.

Starting today, my BnB is booked until next Monday by the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Hope they love what you have done with it.

Contrary to his medical report, I'm pretty sure Trump is over 250 pounds

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

WTF, now I'm offended. lol

MMMMMM, bacon.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Watch out Kermit has a taste for bacon.

Memory Worries

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

So that's the reason for the question.

Crow Deterrant

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Scare the crows with an old crow

Electrical Behavior

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Shocking

Ready For Pat Down

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

She has her priorities.

Tow this motherfucker.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

The reason most cover up the lug nuts.

I'll take the 1st offer

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Opportunist !!!

Not your business frog!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I've always been told, if the panties and bra match,it wasn't just my idea to have sex.

Just in time

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No, you're the pivot man.

Yes they will

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No but Ky will make your cell mate less scary.

I have yet to catch my cat smoking a joint so I don't know.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Like this

Which one is harder?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

definitely starting over for me. A divorce was tough, but the person was still around and we could still be friends, 2 deaths of FWB meant having to start the process all over again. They were gone and there was nothing to salvage.

Defecating is prohibited.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Don't you know that would be one soggy grave site.

He just tweeted his DISAPPROVAL rating - 52% - rather than his approval rating! Idiot, or ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Got to be lying.

All My Heroes Punch Nazis

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Your heroes are going to be busy.

GOP And Their Megaphone

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Th have finally come out of the closet

Uncle Sam Tries To Educate POTUS

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's his family crest.

Well he'll either get caught in a trap or resign at this point...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

great group

The pain it exposes

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

My mind still hurts from the people I interacted with this weekend, people yelling about illegal immigration while hiring undocumented workers, farmers against food stamps, and teachers against "socialism" while belonging to the TEA. I needed a break when I got back from taking a break.

When did you first realize you were deviant?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

There was never an Epiphany moment, It evolved as I found new and different things. It wasn't until I started discussing with other people that I discovered that I was at the far end of the bell curve. It was always a matter of finding the right partner(s).

Proof it's harmful!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

you should see what it does to horses

Ahkmid has spoken

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

life was so much simpler when we didn't have to hate everyone.

Seems a little extreme

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Long, uninterrupted nap.

Tom ain't playan anymore

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Guns don't kill mice, cats kill mice.

Fox News is confused again

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Old white guys all look alike unlike blonde women

Who's the top dog?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

You captured the essence of their relationship

Breaking news!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

great news story lol

Creative fun!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I laughed my ass off on this one.

Communication is key

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Nailed it

I can't see anything they forgot

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Like to stay on the paved path.

Now that's pure evil????

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

He wears his racism and neo nazi fascism on his sleeve and his followers don't care.

This would be @KKGator...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Go ahead, Saturnalia awaits

Help me out here...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

She's a simpson.

Warning..dank on the way. Now I know what to do with it..

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

If it needs one of those, run her thru the car wash a couple of times.

In other words....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

They'll never have to pay, either the days not over yet, or Trump tweeted at 7:00am and spoiled it already

Plug in the flux capacitor!!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Clear

Latest toy story

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

And I will keep everyone up with my buzzing.

Seriously how cute

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Wait until she cleans her glasses and discovers what her cat is.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Don't know that for sure.

He's smiling,no shame at all!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Steroids vs good living

Asshole...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Proff that only the good die young, what was he, like 200.

Head up your ass i-tis?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

How do you fuck up a stencil

Sounds legit

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Reason was power, not the way we think of reason.

Cuz cats and pop music....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

If you ever need to break something, put it as high as you can reach on a shelf, add a cat and viola.

When being stoned is a bad thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I used to sell crystals, and those people that I thought could handle the truth I told them I believed. I could take pretty rocks and turn them into paper, The stones were magic, they were gullible.

I'm so tempted...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Bungy JEEEEsus

Damn! Close call!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Been there.

So horrible it's wonderful...get over it

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

He's switched sides.

The world's most interesting cardinal....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

What's the worse job, alter boy or peewee football at Penn State?

Don't let the public see...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

not gonna eat it.

Someone got "beef" with this cow lol

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

His hands were cold

Finger licken good

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

You can say that again.

Opportunity bless my soul

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Holy Shit.

Who could say no?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Hell no, your job is to make sure my bad dreams don't come into the house.

What a shame.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

At least it wasn't frog legs stuffed with pork.

Cause I need to know.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Then ask if it has a luggage rack attachment,

Yummy, I'l bet.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But they freeze well.

But what's it supposed to be?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Just planning for the after party.

It's for watering the flowers, actually.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Good one.

Next March

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Been there for 3 years this November.

Smooth operator

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

best way to shut a dude down, agree to everything quickly, he is not sure of how to proceed.

Passive-aggressive much?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

something has to teach them to look before they sit down.

Think he's getting the message?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

maybe he'll do a Warren Harding and not a Richard Nixon.

Something funny for Sunday morning!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

It's only going to get worse.

The Great Pumpkin transmogrified.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Sooner the better

I support keeping this family together -- in jail.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Na na na na hey hey hey good bye

They sort of write themselves, don't they?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

The onion has closed, their writers can't out crazy reality.

Because grabbing 'em by the pussy is so 2 years ago

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

got him by the pecker, now play loraina with it.

A pack of pricks.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

if he had a safe full of document, sex may only be the tip of the iceberg

Makes sense

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Spit, yeah that's it spit.

Breaking news

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Bout time.

Behind on payment again

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I only have this to say

This is for the ones who post without seeing what's already been posted that same day.

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

several

Problem solved

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

somethings even wd40 nd duct tape won't fix, but you should try first before saying fuck it and giving up.

Pick your plan

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

where are you going to find an abortion for $500?

Man has sex with corpse at hospital. How could I have ever left this wonderful city?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Claimed she never said no

Naughty but nice...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

But you should see them move when you add hot sauce

Belly Laugh..that's all...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Thank goodness trump failed chemistry or no one would know what he did.