This is actually a thing! I am now educated for the day.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

had to read the whole ad to be convinced it was real. chalk up one more to WTF that turned out to be real.

I am guessing that is right, but what if you are a white witch?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

White witch, white cat, dark witch, black cat.

This is what I do each year in the planter box next to my front door.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

So many great ideas, so little energy to put them to use. Great seeing others get in the holiday spirit.

Does anyone know if the skulls of your enemy are dishwasher safe? Asking for a friend.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Pretty much, as long as the beetles have done their job properly.

Geriatric Old Pricks

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Greedy old Pricks.

Yeah she looks pretty

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Bill Cosby in White face.

I don't think that's called flirting.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

But the laying down position is OK.

Show me your kitties.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Her pussy is showing.

you never know who you're going to find on a dating site

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

swipe quick.

It's always time for a "your mom" joke.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

really bad when your dad keeps sending this to you.

I think I'll pass.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Don't think I'll take delivery from them.

He was in a hurry.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Just dropping in.

That's quite a...bubble.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

oversized, super thin condom?

The new Dunce cap.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

He meant white nationalist.

I'd love to see some reporter, at a trump briefing, raise his hand and ask, in all seriousness: Mr ...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

He would have to spell it out, too complex a thought for DJT to process.

A thought for today. Things we say aren't always good.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Someone was listening to my in traffic tirade and asked why i did that, I replied, because my windows are up, I'm done with my anger/frustration but there are others that will take it to bed with them since they didn't get it out.

Remember this kitchen item? My Mother used one a lot.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Still have two, one in the garage and one in my cabinet ready to use.

I got fired yesterday.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

The early signs of economic downturns are when corporation and small business start cutting the accounting staff, if no one is there to tell you that it is bad, it's not bad.

orange bastard a democrat until 2000! trumps fascists republican overlords set him up to win! ...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Watch out for the burning of the riechstag, right before the election, or a reasonable facsimile.

The Real POS Potus Painting-Revised To Show His Real Comrades

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I just threw up in my mouth.

Hate Bigotry and Lies Man

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Has his mouth closed, so the shit doesn't leak out.

Revised Painting with Orange Cheeto

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Tits are too small.

trump and the republican Fascists are now set to try to decimate All Our protections wholesale such ...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Pick a man's pocket while you convince him he is better than the others and he will thank you for it.

The Guardian Cartoon

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Captured the cheeto perfectly.

This was true for me last year and it still holds true...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

I'm sure we're all aware that people that watch Fox news are less informed than people that watch no news on TV, but it does bear repeating.

Don’t forget to check around the engine too, if you can...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Try explaining that to the insurance adjuster.

You look fine ???

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

got to get me one of those mirrors.

When you make poor choices AND you are one, bummer...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

Never question your partners judgement, they chose you.

I haven't had sex in so ???

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

be prepared for doggy style if you bark.

The Ginkgo in the garden now is just coming up to full colour, I hope this weeks winds are not going...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

nice

Can be done alone...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

That sucks.

Surprise, surprise, surprise...

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

better than the 72 Virginians that they feared.

Wonder if he will start wearing uniforms.

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

McDonalds has his uniform, the one with the big shoes.

You can Try to be optimistic about being ghosted

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

better free than charged then ghosted

Does anyone have any experience with moss?

glennlab comments on Oct 23, 2018:

growing up we were able to maintain it in a terrarium for years, growing it outside it needs poor soil, little to no sun, and lots of moisture

Worship the Jesus not the cross

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Nailed it.

The Tangerine fuhrer

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

explains the shit eating grin

Great way to cover up your weed

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

that's an expensive camo job.

Please steal.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

stolen

Eddie's sales tactics didn't work.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Don't be Eddie.

Why Can't I Believe in Easter Bunny, Toothfairy and Santa Clause?

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Even little Jimmy knows BS when he hears it.

Tree doesn't fork out much.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

All the monkeys swinging from the limbs?

Lay off the Vegetales

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, scary movie from the 70s

I experience this similar sentiment when I date. Suddenly I am "too much, too loud"

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Strong women can be sexy.

Birth control should be given and mailed just like viagra.

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I don't care why you want birth control medication, if you want it, or need it, you should have it available for free.

I only know Been Shapiro through memes making fun of him lol

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Do they even know how women pee? or that there are no urinals in the ladies room?

Ever notice how right before an election some folks seem to get a little bit touchier? ouch!

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

When you believe you are wrong, you get defensive, the only thing I can figure out.

You again ? ???

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

3 million wishes, just stop with the rubbing.

Not really a meme but pretty hilarious.[amazon.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

That was worth it, laughed my ass off. Cleaning up the coffee.

Family pays tribute to iconic movies every year. [huffpost.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Fantastic

A reminder:

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

We're using Trumps tweets against Ted Cruz to get that parasite out of office

Ah, that Monday feeling

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

too soon. lol Its been 3 weeks since I woke up on Monday and my roommate didn't. Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty I'm free at last. Sorry, about faking being offended, I love Mondays and all days that end in Y. Retired, Pension, SS, Medical care taken care of i have every reason to wake up, just not early.

I really should have been asleep an hour and a half ago. I do this to myself all the time. Why?

glennlab comments on Oct 22, 2018:

always been a night owl, it has been both a curse and a boon. Retirement has been fantastic with not having to get up in the morning.

Two can play at this game. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

That'll teach that cat to wear your shirt.

The Snart..

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I like the temple and taint better

So many environments what one would be the apex choice for you?

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Tropics, hands down.

So very true

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

It is not your Christ that scares me, it is your Christians that scare me.

Damn, that was a new personal record for Bob…

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Just find a wrinkle and finish. lol

Here's my clever, cheap, comfortable Halloween costume.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Very good choice

Lovely art....even if it is in food!

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

I'd eat it.

I started decorating outside!

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

only 10 shopping days left. looks good so far.

I got the raising mechanism for my guillotine done and tested it out today.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Don't lose your head!

Congratulations are in order!

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

But they were a little slow out of the blocks.

Woohoo! Level 8 here I come.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

come on up, the air is fine.

Have fun with this one, y'all.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Over think much?

Dickface...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

hello Dickface

Yikes! Where is this?

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

Got a feeling that is one of those sugary sweet low alcohol drinks

Yeah, I've had that happen.

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

happens all the time, bfd.

Meanwhile thoughts are on Kavanaugh...

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

couldn't hurt

Can you see this?

glennlab comments on Oct 21, 2018:

so, like everybody can read it?

@HippyChick58 just made Level 9! Catgratulations!

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Congrats

Words of wisdom

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Be a hemorrhoid in a room full of assholes.

Who's going?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Gotta go

Discount sex shop bag.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

how many does she have in that bag?

Fueher Trump 45

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Unlike the last two Republican Presidents, he served his country honorably during war time.

Baby Kanye and POS Potus

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

First time Trump has been out talked with the other person making less sense,

Trump's Bitch-Lindsey Graham

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Damn, he cleans up purty.

Somebody wants your number

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

nope, nope, no way, nope.

Ain't it the truth

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

makes me wish I was in one of those states were it is legal.

But mom...

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Dog's going, I got a real one bitch, same color.

Problem With Internet Dating

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Got to be really clear on your profile.

Your Mom is Here

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Don't piss off the mom-in-law if she really does ride a broom.

Much Faster Sisters

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

automation is not all bad.

And For Dessert - Grrrr

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Hope they choke and die.

Missing the most important bone{r} of all. Happy Halloween ! Boneheads!

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Tell me that she's not hard to get off.

New to the site im going to navy bootcamp soon just wanna talk to people with similair intrests ...

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Welcome, plenty of Vets on here and plenty of atheists, jump in and let go.

What are you going to be for Halloween?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

rough

I want this shirt!

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

That is a 10 for sure. Consider it stolen

What is it about a woman's boobs that men (and some women) find so attractive?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

I've never been overly attracted to boobs, nice ass on the other hand has always got my motor running.

i love this book!

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Total fucking mystery.

Some Halloween pun.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Very punny

Trick or treat.... treat me

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

hello fake boobies.

Hey, everybody! New here.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

welcome

Billy the Kid: Old West Hero or Coldblooded Killer? - Biographics [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Just visited his grave a few weeks ago

I wonder if they sell this at Starbucks...

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

but when you fart, you'll attract a crowd of yuppies.

A 70 year old man asks his wife? ???

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Wouldn't know what to do with it if he caught one.

Witches walk in balance, for they are magical creatures. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Ah my little witch, self serving post, love it.

Got a pic of Bill proposing to his love... now we know why he doesn't like possums.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

Can't make a comment without it sounding racist

What were you thinking?

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

wait until after lunch, they're having roast beef.

Smh...a missed opportunity.

glennlab comments on Oct 20, 2018:

ungrateful bitch.