Lost in translation

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Points for not using a live translator.

Just to my taste

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

same here.

Trump voter??

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Pimp property.

Any truckers on here

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

good one.

Let's have honest profile pics

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

or we are looking for 20 year old you in 60 year old you's body.

When he brings you flowers

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Just don't give her roses then.

Evening class anyone?

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

wouldn't that fall off during normal "exercise" and slip into a rather uncomfortable place?

I got goosebumps reading this

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

and can cause you to eat an ounce of pot in a pinch.

I've noticed this

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Got mine in my 50s, but they blossomed after that.

Genders are us

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Better run faster than the horse or he's in trouble

I do this all the time

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Kind of like the guy whose right hand shot his left, because it was cheating with him.

Similar to politics

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Based on the sharp edges, probably better than any other orifice they could have shoved it in.

Here is some Vegetable Porn ... Starring Jolly the Green Giant.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

that's one hell of a zucchini he is swinging there.

Wow! 412 points until I hit level 8!

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Now go back and thank everyone that posted.

Wow! 412 points until I hit level 8!

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

keep on going. It only gets better, harder, but better.

Yeah, I've had that happen.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

hit men don't advertise.

I can understand that.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Also the reddest, that sun is a bitch on areas that haven't seen the light of day in a while.

Somebody's gonna do this for sure.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

I live not too far from their distribution facility, could get interesting.

Vote Against the Litany of Lies! The GOP is openly talking about gutting Medicare, Medicaid and...

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

If you are over 62, or under 62 you need to vote as if your life depends on this election, because it does. SS is an insurance policy against extreme poverty, medicaid and medicare are an insurance policy against unaffordable medical care. You have paid into these all your lives and Republicans want to take them and spend them on tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy.

You've Voted for the Best – Now Check Out the Rest - The Jim Jefferies Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

really like Jim, just have to remember to turn it on, I normally don't remember until I'm switching over to the Daily Show and catch the last few minutes and have to wait 2 hrs for the repeat

I am super proud of all you nonbelievers who rocked the vote today!.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Voted 10/22 at the crack of dawn, (9 am) all Ds and 1 L, (no D in the race)

My morning crew. ❤❤❤

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Winter is coming, be grateful.

This is me:

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Me too, I haven't missed an election since 1972

I can’t sit anywhere without a lapful of cats.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Savor the warmth.

The W.H Is Haunted..

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

I laughed way too hard, but good one

Hello everyone, I live in a conservative college town in Texas.

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Welcome, my son spent 1 year at A&M then transfered it was way too conservative for him. Good luck and again, Welcome.

Compliments of @glennlab...

glennlab comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Mexico's southern border.

Of Course I'm in Shape

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

me too.

Higher power....

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

That is a higher power.

Happy Belated Halloween and, I'm Sorry.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

1963

I had to! Bwhahaha!

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

good one.

Now this is more like it!

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

That's dark. good, but dark.

Looks dangerous to me!

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Poison control stat.

Say what???

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

No, No, No.

Got a laugh out of this.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

No a therapist would want you to come back every week for years.

Can't you tell?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Repeat after me, it is only the drugs, it is only the drugs. oh fuck what is that coming out of your hand.

What America Sounds Like Right Now.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Fux news?

Can you say ... WTF?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

she's a keeper.

Still, Jesus comes first.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

not quite as often as I'd like.

Reality of it all

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

You had me up until the time you denigrated the LA degree. lol

Move it on over

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

sounds about right.

The older of you probably know

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I still carry mine with me on vacation, just carry different stuff in them now. (stuff for my coffee).

Are We There Yet?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

got to watch cable to avoid the vitriol on regular TV.

Republicans Other Wall

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Lets break that sucker down.

You've Always Had The Power....

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

and now is the time to use it.

Caravan or Trump Rally?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

The caravan is mainly women and children. Not really a threat.

Drugs by Pharma Overpriced

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Lets go back to when prices were negotiated and patent protection was only 17 years and could not be owned by anyone except a natural person.

Say No To Hate

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

if it bleeds, it leads.

A Division of Koch Industries

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Hit the nail on the koch. And don't tell me that is a long O, I'm going with the original pronunciation.

Hablamos Ingles

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I am always amazed at the stupidity of some people.

New nativity

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

but what an ass.

It turned out not to be a very good day today.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Sorry for your loss.

One final reminder:

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

If you plan to ever be over 62, your life may depend on this election and eliminating the republican threat to democracy

Have a Great Fall Day-F-ck Trump

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Every day is a day to fuck trump, just not in the nice way.

Keep NYC Trash Free

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

No assholes allowed in NYC, damn that is rough.

Whiniest Little Bitch

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Ever since the picture came out with the brown spot on his white shorts, he hasn't been seen in white shorts.

Press is the Enemy Of People

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

In order to restrict a free press, you must first demonize it.

Scary Animae

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

trying to decide where he's going to take it?

November 11:6

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Stolen and shared

Sometimes, truth hurts.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Chickens for Col Sanders

How much can we undo?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

if it were only that easy.

Dump Daylight savings Time.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I never feed by the clock anyhow. When I get mugged, it's dinnertime.

The good ole days

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

or 16 mm film and a projector.

I know some of you like to seriously analyze inane memes.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

But now what are you going to do with it?

Alert the media, it is a crisis

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

got 4 of them, and they are all missing when I need them. It's like republican work ethic.

Yep! This is likely how it will go down.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I believe we are at the oops level currently.

Happy Birthday Bill! And many more... What would you like for your birthday? @phxbillcee

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Already said it, but enjoy.

This one definitely Stings.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

There is a company that runs trucks in the Las Vegas area that has funny slogans on the tailgates, wish I had taken pics.

“Your” in trouble now.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

better looking than most grammar police I have run into.

It was kind of one of our overlords to sit with its human.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

didn't need the hamster anyhow.

We don't change our clocks here, but I thought I'd try to help those that do.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I have a mix of magical, manual, and oh hell no clocks just have to remember which clock i am looking at.

Wrong kitty

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

too funny

I grabbed that ballot by the p.. As in "paper..."

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

so stealing this

7.7 billion people in the world...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I don't look at it as lowering the standards so much as enlarging the eligibles pool.

Doesn’t happen often, but I got a pretty good picture of my Lucy this afternoon ❤️

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

good looking

A big reason why I don't like to fly. Do you like flying?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

I prefer to drive, but weather and water mean that sometimes I have to.

Skeeter is contemplating media hype.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Hello Kitty

I got mine! Did you get yours?

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Had to send mine back to the previous owner, down to 4 regulars now.

I'd rather burn the candle at both ends!

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

If I'd known I was going to have this body this long, I would have taken better care of it. Nah.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

love it.

Pilot for the win.

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Damn, he's GOOD.

The big "T"...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Let's schedule a cross burning

Well, tomorrow is the day, whoop-tee-fuckin'-doo...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

getting older beats the alternative.

Watch what you wish for...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

don't ask a question you're not prepared to hear the answer to.

Just because you're paranoid...

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

no they get a plastic hat, reversed. lol

This is so me

glennlab comments on Nov 5, 2018:

so relatable

My wife hates to get embarrassed.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

She may not have been, but after the trial she may be going.

Word of the day

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Then whatchew doin in it?

They'll have to find somebody else.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

why not?

Trump lovers unite

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

That is a terrible use of photoshop

Important atheist question: When you die, would you let them bury your body or cremate it.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I really don't care, I'll be dead. I've left instructions to donate my body to science or whatever they wish to do with it

Steve Bannon warns that women are going to 'take charge of society'

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Bannon probably fears the #metoo movement for financial as well as political reasons, those pesky lawsuits can cost a fortune. He also needs to check his history better, the bible thumpers will have his head if he admits the earth is more than 6000 years old. lol

I need to stop. Need to just stop. Stop right now! Help?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I can send a couple of bags of a different kind, if that helps

What happens when you cut down to many trees.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Joke in West Texas is we don't have many trees, but we have the fastest dogs you have ever seen.

Isn't the ignorance surrounding atheism astounding?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

I was at a party last night, we got to talking and fully half of the people were either atheist or agnostic. Almost to a person they all stated they were very careful where they stated their beliefs, Dallas, TX has been called the buckle of the bible belt on more than one occasion for good reason. The largest Southern Baptist and United Methodist churches in the nation are here as well as the headquarters for TBN and several 10000 + member non denominational churches.

While I wait for my kitchen remodel to begin, the cats have discovered a new favorite spot.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Remodeling has always been an adventure for any cat I've served. Thanks to trees and fire I've had to replace several ceilings, floors and walls, and they always find a way into where they shouldn't be. In 32 years in this house at least 5 remodels and every time right before final sealing. had to spend sometime finding the cat(s) so they wouldn't get sealed in.

Hello all.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Welcome, be respectful, take part, share, join groups, follow a few people that you respect the opinion of and they will unknowingly lead you to a world of interest.

Anyone else notice an increase in ambush trolls?

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

no

Going to Galveston for 3 days to meet up with some old buddies.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

knock em dead, and have a good time Aaron

I saw this on FB and had to share.

glennlab comments on Nov 4, 2018:

Fantastic.