Wow Fox news has really lost it

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

But htey can keep all of these straight

Bababababa

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

And the small head uses the brain most effectively, but not in the best interest of the host.

I knew it!

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

And you know it's true because you saw it on the internet.

Sarchaotic

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Stick around the ride has just begun

lol...death comes for other things to.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Not the Tranny, take me instead.

Gotta check your messages.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

His had more info than hers

Speaking of Butthead....

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Oh Bob, where has your taste gone?

Benebatch Cumberbutt....

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

definitely on a highway to hell

I have never been one to do the expected so now....

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

But hopefully you had fun getting there.

4 out of 5 men can't find it....

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Especially if you watch fox noise

Can you believe this!

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Who going to believe, Jeff the elf or your lieing eyes?

I want to give a shout-out to my Kentucky relatives.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

And 14 teeth

Alter boy

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Threesome on the wedding night?

How the pyramids where really built

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Damn alien contractors.

Coyote sightings

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

That one is wearing a collar

Walk like an Egyptian

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Catty

If he really wants the parade...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'll march in the parade as long as he is on the Caisson.

Someday ?

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

We can hope.

No fact-checkers at FOX.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't you know they all look alike if you work at FOX

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Me too

Haul ass....

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

What a load of bull.

Best use of jeebus ever...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Jesus Christ, what a meme

Yikes! Lol.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Pull out game is strong with this one.

Need this sign for my bar.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I normally only have 2 drinks, but some asshole always puts in in 20 glasses,

What else?...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Bad yeast infection

Realistic sex scenes.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Or someone trying to kill time waiting for the drugs to kick in

We're All Bad in Someone's Story

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

some worse than others.

Would you walk across the street, yes or no?

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Hell as long as they would also pay for the damage to anyone who saw me eyes, no problem.

Falling in Love is Easy. ❤?❤

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

You keep coming up with good ones.

The most precious gift. ❤

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Time and attention are sometimes all I can give.

Good morning! Have a great day!

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

or worse

Question: If you are dating someone, even if it is new and the man goes to the woman's house, should...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

If it's your house, your rules

Don't stop with him.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Paranoia, one of major signs of mental illness.

Real Fake News

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

They couldn't get a license to broadcast in Canada because News in Canada must be in the public interest and entertainment can't be labeled news.

Putin's Dog

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

How dare you insinuate that he might be like a dog and insult a whole species

Draft Dodgers Don't Deserve a Military Parade

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Been cancelled, but look for an attempted resurrection.

Reject Tyranny. Speak out against Trump and get ready for lots more dominos to fall...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

good ones

I've had those dishes...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Kill me please. or at least eat me.

One delicious hot pun.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Hot damn

Focus.....

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Beter than RTFQ read the fucking question.

All bars should have this ATM.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Where was this when I needed it.

Bring on that Storm!

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

My kind of storm

I've been corrupted!

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

No need to thank us.

sits back and waits for the double entendres

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I have the body of a god, Budda

Has anyone ever had a ticket like this? (This is not mine, btw)

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

better than getting a ticket for giving head while driving.

Do you remember any movie quotes?

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I can't believe gambling is going on here! Your winning inspector.

Sometimes hard to leave the house

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Nice expression

Performing miracles, that or empty promises.

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Promise her anything before sex.

And C4 is...

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

also heating K rations.

It’s all about priorities

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

They don't really care once you are born.

Ready! meme kitty

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

You've got to go bluer that that if you expect to win, but on the other hand ... cats.

You see what had happened was...

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Always check before hitting send, fuck it, just type like crazy and hope you don't offend too many people.

A good trade indeed...

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Fair trade?

That's a whole story, right there!

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Lets hope you read top to bottom, or the story could work in reverse.

Is that why they call them nuns?

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Dating nuns is OK as long as you don't get in the habit.

Not sure either

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

both

Gives it a whole new meaning.

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Send them to the dustbin of history.

That's one kinky house

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Well balanced home.

Spread those memes everywhere

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

I used to at least attribute, but stealing from a thief is its own reward.

Time for a new job

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

That could be a problem, but then you see so many sick ones it might turn you into a vegetarian.

Lucky rabbit

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

find your safe word quick.

Just cruising along

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Small water, please, then I've got to go.

Well that's something

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Finally a meme I can get behind.

Well that's something

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Finally a meme I can get behind.

Oooh shit!!

glennlab comments on Aug 16, 2018:

Was skid marks taken?

God had the chance to ban slavery or shellfish..... He chose the fucking shellfish.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Got to remember slaves were useful and shellfish could be deadly.

Yep. She has it.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2018:

get off that couch and smile dammit,

Ill just leave this here..

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2018:

That's better than Mitch McTurtle

Not a goal!

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I'm going to plead ignorance on this one, I don't recognize the picture.

I have a new cosplay crush! Alexandria the Red. Google her - you will thank me.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Thank you

Which one are you in this picture?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

yes

...like Jagger.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

But a partner makes it more fun.

Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Can't tell you how many picture opportunities have been ruined by signs like this

You were warned.....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

ditto

Dont worry, im sure there will be a bill

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

No one wants to credit the doc when it's good outcome, but let him leave just one instrument in there when he sews you up and it's like lawsuit city.

Are you sure you want to drink that?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Damn, hydrogen is explosive and oxygen makes shit burn, get that out of here.

I'm helping

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Always wondered why if someone knew some of the shit that was going down, Why didn't they try to stop it or lend a hand.

Anatomically correct

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Now I know why some get cranky.

This would have been useful.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Social Studies?

Does anyone else here need this T-Shirt?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I think we're all16 when we ask someone new out.

Methinks Amazon is trying to tell me something

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

My roommate is proof that women mature faster than men. He was 60 before he became a cat lady. I had to get 9 fixed. He is down to 5 and they are all outside cats.

A question for the ages.....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Just admit you're not going to be monogamist and don't tell each other when you step out, or get into a poly relationship.

Can't argue with science....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Who even wears socks with sandals?

There are no words...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Which would you rather, being an alter boy or playing peewee football at Penn State?

Tomorrow isn't promised.....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Two Popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape.

As if two weren't enough....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

She said she wanted more tits, not larger.

Thank you for your support....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

New meaning to putting the top down.

Anal memes cuz it's my group...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

someone has an anal fetish today.

Everything is cooler with Dazed and Confused...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

very punny

Green cross....a veterinarian?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I thought green cross was pot dispensary

How to plea in court

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

And I will not be held accountable for your lack of supervision.

Kayak needs Viagra

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

It's hot, and she's not cute.

Yep................

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

People don't pay for what they need, they pay for what they want.

Not even Jews

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

If there was a god, he certainly would have barfed lava on the last one.

I can't figure it out

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Has to do with anal as far as I can tell.

Wtf!! Idk!!

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

That's what happens when you don't put a load in the dishwasher.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

great idea, be back in a short while bwahaha

A nice birthday card to send to your favorite guy

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

But the water is cold...and deep

Good one......

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Can't think if you give up free thought

It's as easy as that!

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

No fucking way.