23 and Me passed the test.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

and even less idiot

I imagine so

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

You're on a roll tonight.

Love this and now the song is stuck in my head

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

No play Floyd.

Thankfully it isnt real!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven.

Do you think tRump is genuinely mentally ill?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I will say no, so that when he is tried and sentenced to death, they can't use that as a cop out.

Space Farce

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I can't believe how this administration thinks, I find it even harder to think that Idiocracy was a documentary about this administration.

For all of you doubters out there....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

That's because they don't believe there is intelligent life left since Trump got elected.

God damn the new Pusher man.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

The only thing Trump has ever prayed for was crop failure after sowing wild oats, then when that didn't work paid to have it harvested early.

I dont have any honey!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Unbearable intrusion.

.................

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

shadow is having more fun than they are

Honey! I'm going to the gym!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I finally found it

How y'all like this one?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

My eyes, no my eyes.

Ya need to listen to Al Gore,he made millions talking about this

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

notice 2016 was nothing

Most important is who owns it

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I don't support war of any kind, especially the ones against made up enemies.

To insanity and beyond....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I beleive we out to allow him to test the new no spacesuit space walk to see if the theories are correct.

Wash After Urinating

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

He'll be drinking a lot of recycled liquor.

The Christian Right?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

That's an easy one. NEVER.

Rudy's Law Degree

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Did he really graduate, or buy it online?

Supreme Court Choice

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I think you can just follow the money.

Men make coffee for a yenta!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

And Jesus's favorite car, Honda, they all left in one Accord.

Bride of Christ?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

You want someone that cheats on you with an imaginary friend?

You gotta fight for your right NOT to party....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

There are too many about everything else.

Puppy Stroller

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Now that's a dog walker.

Belly Rubs Required To Pass

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Puppy dog eyes, who can resist?

Up and awake way too early on this Sunday. 4:45 was it for me. Have a great day everyone!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Morning

I'm Attracted To Intelligence

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Same here.

Learn To Love Without Condition......

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Too many people suspect when you are nice to them that you have other expectations, that's their problem not mine.

Be with someone who listens. ?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I didn't get a cell phone until I retired, there are no emergencies in accounting.

Always Be Yourself

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Well said.

Talk about butt hurt

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Punctuation is important in spoken language too

Drop dead for all they care.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Sick bastards.

The struggle is so so real...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Welcome to my world.

I hear the stuff from Alpha Centauri is wicked...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

What do you think they were looking for, we don't have intelligent life down here?

Ever been around a drunk person holding back? Me neither...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Alcohol said, do it, everyone will like it. Alcohol lied.

Remember those campaign promises

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I hear that he cheats at golf too.

Good Saturday morning!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

coffee

Sewer issues! Oh no, but that is where 45 the sewer hawg lives/

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

flush twice, then keep on flushing

Let the force be with them clear on the other side of Pluto and allow it to rotate around the sun ...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

With him in that dress, I need to pluck my eyes out.

Tomorrow is one year since Charlottesville attack on peaceful protesters by white supremacists.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Stay safe and stand up. Way to go

Joan Crawford, Waikiki, 1948.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I remember those big boards.

yep it's a farce... not a force.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

The same ones that want to go to the sun... at night so they won't burn up.

Sex is More Fulfilling With Emotional Connection

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Even better if you have a partner.

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

which one is yours

This fox is in the White House.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What, no meth scars?

Report this

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

You've got to be nuts.

Let me go!!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

he nose it's time to get out of there.

Think about it.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

It was magic, just bad magic.

Star date WTF, the team of Space Farce 1?

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Crew for the first solar landing.

Nothing wrong with sentence enhancers

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What's a cockwaffel?

Finally, they captured what weddings really are like.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Always prefered doing funerals over weddings. Better chance the funeral will stick.

Evolution of an excuse.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Next phase, orange clothes replace the orange tan.

The words of Alex Jones, sung in the style of Bon Iver.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

funny

Be the BLUE WAVE

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Vote, then drag like minded friends to the polls, never quit, never give up.

In the eye of the beholder

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

vibrating chair for an elephant.

How to spot a full blown idiot

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Hope he drives off the edge before he procreates

Not even once..,

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

rock on, he suse

I want to play a game...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

destroy 2 cities, hell they'll give me a medal.

I'm good at it

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

And I'm going to keep doing it till it is perfected.

Pig Latin!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

when pigs fly

Astrology...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Yield

They all look the same.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

almost lost my coffee

That's good!!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

burn baby burn!

I don't dislike babies, but YES.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

With a cat, you can let it go outside by itself for a while.

The work never ends.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

If I could remember the names I gave them at 3 am after a few.

Well, maybe 2:30.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

It's hard to quit when you just saw a meme to share.

It is peaceful.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Don't let the bastards get you down.

No, they won't believe it.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

sure you will missy.

I excel at sign language

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Thank the great pumpkin for giving me friends that will help me move the bodies.

When someone says you don't need that third slice of pizza

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I thought that was lil donnie's mom. the color is perfect.

Its the weekend

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

go Mona

Says it all!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

got to save this one to show my florist for the next funeral I don't go to.

Some people consider this church

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

thank you photo shop, this would have taken days in the old negative days.

A dose of wholesomeness because you heathens get outta control ;)

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

or a cup of coffee

A dose of wholesomeness because you heathens get outta control ;)

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Have a glass of milk and relax

A dose of wholesomeness because you heathens get outta control ;)

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Who? Me?

...,,,,,,,,,,,...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

strangest looking penis ever.

..............

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I can't unsee that, so I'll just gouge my eyes out.

And if you're into tail, hold the cock.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

it's right here

I’d help fund it if we can send all these bastards (and several more) to space for good

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

First trip to the sun coming up. I'll even chip in.

Resigns, goes to jail, chokes to death on a Big Mac...whatever

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Nothing wrong with trump that a good firing squad wouldn't cure. We need only look to his favorite country, Russia and Czar Nicolas.

Nice t-shirt!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Once again we have jokes about poor foreigners that don't read english being made fun of. What the hell it is funny even if she doesn't get it.

Saw this on Imgur - When all your vanilla frinds talk about what strange stuff they are in to and ...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Just remember what's perverted is what's perverted for you. To each his/her own.

Upside down fun

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

hard to flip my monitor.

Nerd humor...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I'll head for the main port and explore the exhaust port later.

It's my birthday today and I would love some Cat Memes.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

my fav

Remember when they had equal time laws and this was illegal?

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

They should all be prosecuted for illegal corporate campaign contributions in excess of the amount allowed.

Melania's parents became your fellow citizens yesterday. Let that sink in America.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I say deport Trump He was born in Scotland to an illegal immigrant mother. If he wasn't, he needs to provide his long form tax returns. I know it's mixed conspiracy theories, but with Trump it is hard to follow a tweet much less actual theories.

For fans of table top RPGs

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

has to be humanoid? asking for a friend.

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

silly, most think theirs is the only religions and all others are heretics.

Dont start crying

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Just hope you didn't share anything you aren't willing to do.

Next time shit rains down on you look to the sky.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Bubba's gonna be pissed you stole his design.

He went for Jared!

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Who says there are no funny rape jokes?

Some text

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

And 2 of his 3 wives prove there are certain job no American will do.

Nothing to see here ?

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

color blindness is a gift from god, just like MS and AIDS.

Does that come with the special sauce?

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

I didn't know McDonald was an Asian name.

Hope for things to come.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Can't happen soon enough

Didn't Ray-gun want a space force when he pulled the Star Wars program out of his hemorrhoid riddled...

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Not only did he want a space force, he wanted offensive first strike weapons in space with plans to have some staffed in space.

You have a friend request waiting.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Don't do it, it's a fake profile.

It's time....

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

Hang on tight, this ride is going to be rough.

Chewbacca fan

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

He thought she had wool socks before she shaved her legs.