The Granny with the plan.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

gotta have balance

Buried under a mountain of his own bullshit.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

The evil is strong with those too, karma.

Just a little hair humor...

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Unfortunately I've had all three experiences, I used to have thick curly hair, after treatment, when it grew back, it was thin and straight .

Good point. Dogs...those assholes.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

But they will piss on them.

Size matters

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

I want ot comment, but can't stop laughing

I agree....

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Those cats can use the exercise.

Good to know.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Don't back in

Already???

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

at least smoking alone doesn't have the stigma of drinking alone.

I should take advice from them?

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Chicken hawks.

Can you believe they bottle that stuff? originally found at: [facebook.]

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Hydrogen is an explosive and oxygen supports burning, run for the hills, it's going to blow.

Keep those hands where I can see them son.

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

those were a really creepy Mickey and Minnie

I think men still use that line, right?

glennlab comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Not if they want to get lucky, ok yeah some idiots.

Yeth it'th my firth too.....

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Tooth in millennial shorthand

Well deserved!

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Wouldn't that be red and white pride?

Stupid,I hope he gets date rape

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

And he wondered what was in the Bill Cosby coctail.

This place sounds magical...

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I wonder if hey have any teaching positions open?

Asian girl. Who like Asians?

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Which Asians? I'm strongly attracted to Thai, Indian, some Chinese, and Japanese, while I have reservations of Filipino, Cambodian, Pacific Islanders and Koreans. That's not to say I wouldn't date one or find one attractive, but based on my experience that's my opinion. I don't see race or ethnicity as being a deal breaker. Being an asshole or blood sucker, now that's a deal breaker.

Autocorrect "bliss clit." I made a painting... gonna frame it :)

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

If you hadn't told me, I would have had to stare for a long time to figure it out, but great artwork.

I’m not a “bad” mom. My parenting style is a bit different is all. ??

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Sense of humor to take away the sting.

What???????

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Huh?

Such a simple thing...

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

dAMN, YOU DON'T ASK FOR MUCH.

Cheesy pizza joke

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

groan

She's locked and loaded

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

can't be too careful around Trump

Frozen Rocky Mountain Oysters

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Snow's cold... and deep

Seems legit.....

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

No synthetic engineering .

If the top statement is correct then the bottom statement is superfluous and redundant

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance baffle them with bullshit

Canada, not just for defense after all

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

and their laws are more fun

Vacation.

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Been to both, top one is definitely more fun, but the bottom one lasts longer.

Ladylike.

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Fucking A right

What is love?

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The puns, they hurt, but good one.

Lol.......snap!

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Some claim to have seen him

Uh...yeah...assholes

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Well the people only fake indignation since most knew it was going on. On the otherhand, they have blithly ignored the goat to except when he was needed to instill fear.

Only if they're 18....

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Can't smoke it any more, but wan t some candy little girl( you are 10 years younger than me)

Oh man......

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Maybe they just wanted to suck his ass, not hit it.

Lost Popular Vote

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

And correct the imbalance in the house, Amend the constitution and revise the 1929 apportionment act so that no district is larger than the population of the smallest state.

Takin It To The Streets

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Almost every local party has already issued plans for the protest depending on the time of day the firing comes.

Your Grandfather's GOP!

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The last legitimate Republican president.

Lol, got this off FB had to share

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

nasty pear, now it's butt hurt

Women Vs Trump

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Everybody against Trump

Cruci-fucking....love it....

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Good new, Jesus has come again, bad news, this time he's pissed, or was that in your sister?

This guy has taken the advice of his book.

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

watch out or someone will sit on your face and not in the good way.

Every time.

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Yellow is going to lose it.

Son of a beach.

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

I hate going to the beach when they try to roll you back into the water.

Ooops. Wrong room

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

The guys in front are the professionals

Timmy rocks!

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

new moon over Miami

Here be the true dickhead

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

damn all he needs is a split and shaved head.

What does agnostic mean you?

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

It means i think rather than blindly believing, I prefer someone that thinks for a dating partner too so this was a good spot to look. Similar to the reason I got to democratic functions to meet other democrats.

Was she talking about Pluto or Goofy??

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

new meaning to puppy treat.

TRump gets in argument with Vietnam vets whether it was agent orange or napalm used in 'Apocalypse ...

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

To be brutally honest, neither is correct. Napalm was incindigel with white phosphorus in the mix, difficult to mix at the unit level and outlawed by the Geneva convention. We used a mixture of JP-4 and high phosphate detergent with a white phosphorus fuse element. WWII was the last use of real napalm. (I was in the AF during Vietnam in munitions). Ground forces and many non-munitions types had little idea and continued using the term napalm since it was easier to say and required less explaination than incindigel.

And she was a hater!

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

Fuck her if she can't take a joke

Ya I was a pothead way back in the day

glennlab comments on Aug 19, 2018:

nice tail back then too.

Forward to the past

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Can we arrange for a similar end to the regime, ie He shoots himself.

Fox news last year

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I won't give them away, but i might sell them for double what I paid.

Lifesaver lessons

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

So that's where ass eating came from

Just gonna leave this here.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

He probably needs to take the wheels off.

Trump Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Better than Christmas lights in July for a sign.

Transformer

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

At least he was stuck head out

Likes and wants.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

oh be still my heart

Watching a storm move in tonight. How many find rain or a thunderstorm sexy to watch?

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

The storm is just getting to us here in Oak Cliff, put a kibutz on planning to go fishing after working most of the day.

Watching a storm move in tonight. How many find rain or a thunderstorm sexy to watch?

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

When I lived on the coast we had a huge window that faced toward the gulf, when storms would roll in, I'd turn off the lights and watch natures light show.

Dump Trump!

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Still say that hand up his ass has to hurt, might explain the sick expression he always has

Bikers for Trump.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

At least they weren't as stupid as the Trumpsters that blew up the coolers they had already purchased, but almost.

Does anyone believe you can have an immediate connection with some on the first date of a couple ...

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Yes, I had an immediate reaction to my ex, (we were married 32 years), I have been wrong, but normally my feeling turn out to be right.

You gotta see both sides.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Traveling internationally has gotten more difficult since Trump started pissing off other countries.

For the possum girls

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

At least it wasn't wolf puppies.

Long story short: got into a brief online scuffle with someone who I believe to be a Trump ...

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Contact the cyber crimes division of the FBI, it is a federal crime to make threats like this. https://www.ic3.gov/default.aspx

Fixing What?

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

I told everyone to be careful, Trump's history shows he is likely to leave us for a younger country. Russia while it has a long history is barely in her 20s as a government, while the US is the second oldest continuous government on earth.

Then and now... Thoughts?

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

nein, nein

Special Kind of Stupid

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

come on just because he was found guilty of housing discrimination, had only 1 black senior staffer,and was endorsed by the KKK, you think he is racist?

Very cute bumper sticker. It says your stick family was delicious

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

but not much meat on those bones

....LOL....

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Dayyyaaam

He's got some 'splainin' to do.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Can you imagine the shit he had to put up with to see a little crack, totally not worth it

Ha! ! ! ! !

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Way to well behaved for trump's hair

Wow Fox news has really lost it

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

But htey can keep all of these straight

Bababababa

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

And the small head uses the brain most effectively, but not in the best interest of the host.

I knew it!

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

And you know it's true because you saw it on the internet.

Sarchaotic

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Stick around the ride has just begun

lol...death comes for other things to.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Not the Tranny, take me instead.

Gotta check your messages.

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

His had more info than hers

Speaking of Butthead....

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

Oh Bob, where has your taste gone?

Benebatch Cumberbutt....

glennlab comments on Aug 18, 2018:

definitely on a highway to hell

I have never been one to do the expected so now....

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

But hopefully you had fun getting there.

4 out of 5 men can't find it....

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Especially if you watch fox noise

Can you believe this!

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Who going to believe, Jeff the elf or your lieing eyes?

I want to give a shout-out to my Kentucky relatives.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

And 14 teeth

Alter boy

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Threesome on the wedding night?

How the pyramids where really built

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Damn alien contractors.

Coyote sightings

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

That one is wearing a collar

Walk like an Egyptian

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Catty

If he really wants the parade...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I'll march in the parade as long as he is on the Caisson.

Someday ?

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

We can hope.

No fact-checkers at FOX.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Don't you know they all look alike if you work at FOX

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Me too

Haul ass....

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

What a load of bull.

Best use of jeebus ever...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Jesus Christ, what a meme

Yikes! Lol.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Pull out game is strong with this one.

Need this sign for my bar.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

I normally only have 2 drinks, but some asshole always puts in in 20 glasses,

What else?...

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Bad yeast infection

Realistic sex scenes.

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

Or someone trying to kill time waiting for the drugs to kick in

We're All Bad in Someone's Story

glennlab comments on Aug 17, 2018:

some worse than others.