Cats. Amiright?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Just like a cat

Good old George.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I don't care

That is a shadow, for your information.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

One hell of a big shadow.

Happy Fri....

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Don't you hate when you think it's Friday, but Monday is only half over?

That's a bad habit.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

No that's a good habit, the smoking is just unhealthy. Dating nuns is OK so long as you don't get in the habit.

Leave your "God" out of it.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Those that aren't already out of office need to be shown the door, Vote this November.

They never learn, when you do drugs have a good co pilot!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Too soon, NOT.

Good strategy

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

If we pass the hat, we can even pay for it, you know how both of them love freebies.

Especially funny when arguing with Trump supporters.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

tilting against windmills

Don Jr. who?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

She takes facts and burns them.

Not just for blow jobs anymore...

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Only a short time until the midterms, vote early if you can and drag at least one other person with you.

We're holding all our hope in Mueller.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I don't even know where to start, so many ideas to digest.

Parking spot

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Gotta be fat guy, they need more relief, their fat is not going to come off in a few minutes of pushing.

.................

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

from the makers of the Jack-o-lope

Mawnin heathens!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

top of the morning to you also.

This spell might work!

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Best to do this out of the earshot of others, some assholes have no sense of humor and might get you committed.

Now the song is stuck in your head too... ☂️

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Who's going to clean up the mess?

Don't be a dick

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

I prefer to smile and nod, that way they don't know what's coming.

Emotional moments

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

think I found it

No box for me. ?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

different Kind of box, but

Can't bear the bullshit.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Hold my beer and watch this

I'm a man of wealth and taste

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Pleased to meet you, Hope you guessed my name.

That look

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

What's the chance of getting early release for not fitting in?

What movies do you find that are most fun to watch?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

The 2 movies that had me rolling in the aisles the first time I saw them were Blazing Saddles and Animal House. I judge comedies on how much and hard I laugh, and some things in both of these are still funny.

If Nixon could twitter.

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Remember " Dick Nixon before he dicks us"?

These go together for me

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Same here.

Not real hungry,anyone wanna share?

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Damn and we always had to catch our own possom in the wild, and who could afford real coon fat gravy. Dayum.

just testing How tolerant or intolerant this site is. The picture is from Wikipedia: "labia"

glennlab comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Vaginas are interesting, they come in all shapes, from the tiny little clam with an afro to the double stuffed Arbys, but they are all good. Except the ones that are sick, those you don't want until the doctor has finished and gives it as clean bill of health.

relationship save

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Wouldn't be funny if there wasn't some truth to it. My ex's idea of foreplay was for me to do the dishes. Mind you i did all the cooking.

..................

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Can you say, Freebie?

Who likes fudge?

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Just don't be packing fudge.

Mistaken Identity

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Got to be sure to read the whole f-ing question

Following yonder star can take you anywhere.

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

don't know why they would change this part of the story when most would vote for his execution today.

He's got it all figured out

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

Just take matters into your own hands, and wa la

On this day in 1974, the trickster said he was resigning in a nationally televised speech.

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

I remember sitting in the command post on a SAC base in case the unthinkable happened. Either Nixon declared martial law or the USSR attacked in the vacuum time between Nixon reigning and Ford actually being sworn in and brought up to speed. Scary stuff.

Sometimes things work out.

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

sometimes it just happens.

Is something missing?

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

In a college food court I bet.

Looks like it.

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2018:

someone already took a raise, now let's see if the paycheck goes up.

Not a bad idea at all.....

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2018:

Unspervised children will be given a cappuccino, a candy bar and a puppy, then sent home.

Moses was the worst navigator ever ... Or maybe he was using the Apple Maps.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2018:

He wouldn't stop and ask for directions, he knew where he was going.

It's the math.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2018:

The reapportionment act of 1929 modified the 1911 act restricting the house to 435 seats. So a seat in Wyoming represents 570,000 while in California a seat represents 800,000. The under populated states are over represented. Wake up and demand EQUAL representation for every voter, toothless in the outback should not have more weight than anyone else.

Please help pay for the children I can't afford but want anyhow so I can raise them in poverty and ...

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2018:

No, but I'll donate to the sterilization fund.

Gotta love Orwell...

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2018:

stole them all

Let's not forget Trump wants a new branch of the military. You can't make this stuff up...

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2018:

spaaaace foooorce

What's going on with Melania lately?

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2018:

His previous prenups required both parties to remain faithful for 3 years, if lil donnie was dumb enough to put that in #3, he's toast.

Two parts of one love story

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2018:

literally laughed out loud, good one.

You gotta have heart.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I've often said if I ever find a woman that loves me as much as my dog, I'm not gonna let her get away.

What is a horror movie that you watched when you were a kid that totally destroyed you?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Black Sunday, 1960, Italian Gothic horror. Very near the beginning, they open a vampire's casket, removed the death mask which was held on by spikes into the face, and a roach runs out of the hole in the face. I'm sure it got worse from their , but thankfully my mind refuses to go there.

Yah, thanks, me

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

They always say take care of yourself first.

And this is our future standing before us.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

No idea what they are saying, perhaps if they organize, but they're against organized labor (and thinking)

And then I realized my mistake.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

and so am I, me too.

LMAO...I know, I know. I deserve it ?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Not even close.

For better sex, lubrication is essential.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Is that an ad for WD or KY?

That One Sibling.....

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Got a couple of friends like that.

No sense of humor...

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

ding dong, the pooh is dead.

What can I say,2 of a kind!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

DO NOT FALL ASLEEP.

Hell's infrastructure needs repair.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

They let Trump out too.

Yup, it's true

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

How could they if I don't?

Michael Cohen - Flipper?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Damn girl, you hit it out of the park

Trump Resigns - Could It Happen?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

I hate when my heart skips a beat, then realize it's not real.

Is this what they mean by a Ted Talk?

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

Hopefully after November, Ted will be unemployed.

Banned from bringing holiday cookies forever.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

takes dic pic to a new level

Mary got a raw deal...

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2018:

More people need to be not mary

Alternative Medicine

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The oldest medicine still in use, opium in its myriad forms. The only improvement has been to make it more concentrated.

How fun would that be!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

then you could win the boobie prize.

Whoa. That snuck up on me

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The problem with edibles, when you mix the batter you have to taste to insure the taste is right, then once all the cookies are on the sheet, you don't want to waste any of the batter, so you lick the bowl, Once the cookies come out, there is nothing better than a warm cookie, and who can eat just one. Then you remember you needed to go to the store, and you figure you have time before it hits, estimating from when you ate the cookies. Bought over $150 worth of snacks and forgot the milk I went for.

Now that's Murican

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

can you say l-a-z-y, or b-i-g

Remember the magic 8ball...no not that one!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I thought they were more white and someone has been stealing some based on the holes in it.

Out of date meme, I know

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Watch out when he's looking at the single digits.

Just a question....

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

they're looking for a come to Jesus moment, Jesus, I'm cumming.

That would be pretty great!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

It takes a while, but then the owner of said titty is too f'ed up to breastfeed

Worst video game.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Up to your elbows in his business.

Which witch is which?

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Lots of groups want to blame others for their own failures, kind of takes the pressure off everyone but the ones that got hung or burned.

I read this today and thought it was sweet: “Instead of trying to get the most beautiful girl ...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

If I knew exactly what I was looking for, I would have found it already. I continue to search, knowing only that I believe I will find what I am searching for.

If the signs at his events reflected reality...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

The stupid, it hurts too much, must resist, arrrrrg.

Oh now I get it!!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I had to steal and share this one.

Trolls beware!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Some can be quite enlightening, like" take up your ass" or "they know not what they do" but probably not the way they were originally intended or perversely reinterpreted over the years.

False advertising.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

I guess we won't be going to electric avenue.

Every day is Friday!

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

When you're retired, every day is Friday or Monday, or whatever your favorite day is.

That is one way to look at it

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Gonna steal this one

Oh it's hot

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Figured you had to be in Texas, It was so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat and both were walking.

When it comes to noises during sex. What do you prefer?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I prefer what ever is natural normal for you, as long as you're not trying to carry on a conversation about politics or the weather.

How appropriate.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

60% of the internet is porn, I can't believe there is 40 % of the internet I've never seen.

Adam and Eve Repopulate

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Had literally the biggest dick on earth and still had a problem getting laid.

Weirdest place you've ever masturbated?c'mon?you know you have?

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

I really can't say since then every one would want to go there.

Breaking news! trump racks up a perfect score on American Psychiatric Association diagnostic test!...

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

Knew he was a sick bastard. But if this is news to anybody, they have been under a rock.

Bring me my brown pants!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2018:

nope, just nope. But maybe, WTF, lets go.

Sad but true.....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

sail cats for sale.

It does seem a bit drastic.....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

just tell all the guys you're trying to get pregnant, you'll find out you're more popular than you thought, plus you'll get a lot of fake phone numbers.

Equality is what it’s all about

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone, separately but equally.

Trump claims you need ID to by groceries...dumb ass [cnn.it]

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Shows how out of touch he really is.

She's got a point.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

He has a personality?

Kids menu. This ought to help.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

Several restaurants are adding "My girl friend's not hungry add an order of fries and 3 extra onion rings.

Places You Should Never Have Sex At

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

while yelling fire in a crowded theater .

No Excitement There

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

but from which direction?

Also because of radio transient in M82...Gaffaw!

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2018:

I love sciency jokes.

We don't do enough ladyboy humor in this group.....

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

never cuddle with "her" behind you. lol

Ornithology is funny....

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

But you chest feathers are so striking.

I know it isnt too soon

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

I hear it can make you sleepy while swimming.

Dude likes them cold hearted bitches.

glennlab comments on Jul 31, 2018:

stopping in for a cool one?