My weekend in a nutshell....

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I see we were with the same people

Paradoxically.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Say what?

Millennial first world problems...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Communications, got to be honest

You're going to get what you deserve....More NIN puns.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

The creamy filling is leaking out.

Really different reasons

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

At least a woman's not going to be sore after going through a box of tissues.

Lowest level of stupid

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

To them, if you're brown, you don't belong.

He repeats these

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I'm sure that BJ's to Putin come in there somewhere.

He's serious...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

A real mudder fucker.

Racist but still funny. Too soon?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Not sure

The General Sherman tree. The world’s largest tree by volume. Sequoia National Park, California.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

My son and I took a trip years ago, saw the largest living thing on earth (sequoias), oldest living thing on earth (bristle cone pines), and tallest living things on earth (giant redwoods) all in California and all trees. In your pic did you flash it or natural light.

The General Sherman tree. The world’s largest tree by volume. Sequoia National Park, California.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Impressive fog shot.

When water is very still and there is interesting detail in the rocks at the waterline, the ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Landscapes can be more fun to work with than plants or animals, they don't move nearly as much.

Ya you can think of something new

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Entrepreneurs, they're everywhere, suckers, they're everywhere too,

Mathematician food fight.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Pi in the sky.

Nothing wrong with that

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Peanut butter legs, soft and creamy and spread easy.

I could use the rest

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Except they don't let you rest, up every 2 hours for blood and tests.

Seems excessive

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Jesus, talk about rotten egg farts

Seems like a fun school

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Donnie Jr.

So I was on my hands and knees, and I smelled like alcohol, and I was covered in baby powder.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Sex in a lake, the fish grass poked everything and the water made it dry.

And there you have it

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I'd have responded sooner, but I had to start baking.

I'd hit that!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

And when she asks who he is going to satisfy with that little thing, he respond "me"

Gotta love signage

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Damn they control everything in Europe.

Home so soon?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Wonder married couple.

Ollie Ollie oxen free

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Apparently he didn't learn too much,

Weren't biting...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

What a fish tail.

Oh shit... not that one too

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

She never won any beauty contests, but she was smart as a whip

Not your money!!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

fuck the duck.

This reminded me of some of my request, so I laughed. Thought you might....

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Role play?

[lazada.com.ph] I need me some Ding Ding.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

They look like they got left in the sun, too pink.

Tsk tsk tsk. Dirty-minded perverts!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

It's like the shrink told me after he gave me the ink blot test. You have a dirty mind, and I told him he was the one showing me all the dirty pictures.

You deviants might appreciate this breakfast option.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

white girl still in the middle.

A rare collection of children's book

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Girl, that is one collection of books

tRump currently is occupying OUR White House. Do you think there is intelligent life on earth?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I don't know if other species think their is intelligent life down here

You know the tune, sing along.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Keep those hands close together while we measure you for your cuffs.

This meme goes on and on ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Oh hell yes

Omagawd...this is me.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I think we may have dated, lol

Not feeling very bright?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

And left the unicorns on a hill

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glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

He was the first redneck baby, he had a baby by his mother, or was he his own father, or just a fucked up family relationship.

Buncha dirty old men

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Don't want to know what they want to do with the candles.

They have the right idea

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I've got people that can use that tint job.

Today he's tweeting about a deal with Mexico... I'm not sure that he can find Mexico on a map...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I don't think he know what a map is.

Does anybody else struggle to find open and honest reporting?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I worked at a major national newspaper for 10 years, I also spent time getting classified intel briefings, That taught be to be very discerning in news consumption. AP, BBC, CBC all typically still adhere to journalism standards. News from other sources, I try to validate by at least 2 other non related sources.

Well, that de-escalated quickly.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Bad punch line, go back to the drawing board.

Still got some hair!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's using your head.

Frenemies!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Share and share alike

Must freedom..

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Diou swher Trump colored the flag with red white and blue stripes, kind of like the Russian flag.

Business is slow

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

They better hope that you have a spotter, or it missed its target audience.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I hate when they do that.

We need some toothpicks over here!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Cats won't eat your weed, they will piss on it though.

That's how they do it.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

they're bleeding because you cut them, bitch.

Just . . .

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I always said republicans want to ban flag burning so they won't be hurt when they wrap themselves in it for false patriotism.

What a shame it is that a bunch of Americans have to shame Trump into doing the right thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No matter how you feel about McCain, he was a sitting US Senator and deserves the respect given to that office.

Get that trumplethinskin!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

If only they let him use a gun.

Childhood...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's how I taught my son, his mother taught him to go to the mechanic shop.

Unconfirmed Elvis siting.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Gotta be Vegas

Bad subtitles.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I wish I had screen shots of some of the weird captions on live TV

....WTF?...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Study you little bitch.

Starting today, my BnB is booked until next Monday by the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Hope they love what you have done with it.

Contrary to his medical report, I'm pretty sure Trump is over 250 pounds

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

WTF, now I'm offended. lol

MMMMMM, bacon.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Watch out Kermit has a taste for bacon.

Memory Worries

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

So that's the reason for the question.

Crow Deterrant

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Scare the crows with an old crow

Electrical Behavior

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Shocking

Ready For Pat Down

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

She has her priorities.

Tow this motherfucker.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

The reason most cover up the lug nuts.

I'll take the 1st offer

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Opportunist !!!

Not your business frog!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I've always been told, if the panties and bra match,it wasn't just my idea to have sex.

Just in time

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No, you're the pivot man.

Yes they will

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

No but Ky will make your cell mate less scary.

I have yet to catch my cat smoking a joint so I don't know.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Like this

Which one is harder?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

definitely starting over for me. A divorce was tough, but the person was still around and we could still be friends, 2 deaths of FWB meant having to start the process all over again. They were gone and there was nothing to salvage.

Defecating is prohibited.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Don't you know that would be one soggy grave site.

He just tweeted his DISAPPROVAL rating - 52% - rather than his approval rating! Idiot, or ...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Got to be lying.

All My Heroes Punch Nazis

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Your heroes are going to be busy.

GOP And Their Megaphone

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Th have finally come out of the closet

Uncle Sam Tries To Educate POTUS

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

That's his family crest.

Well he'll either get caught in a trap or resign at this point...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

great group

The pain it exposes

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

My mind still hurts from the people I interacted with this weekend, people yelling about illegal immigration while hiring undocumented workers, farmers against food stamps, and teachers against "socialism" while belonging to the TEA. I needed a break when I got back from taking a break.

When did you first realize you were deviant?

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

There was never an Epiphany moment, It evolved as I found new and different things. It wasn't until I started discussing with other people that I discovered that I was at the far end of the bell curve. It was always a matter of finding the right partner(s).

Proof it's harmful!

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

you should see what it does to horses

Ahkmid has spoken

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

life was so much simpler when we didn't have to hate everyone.

Seems a little extreme

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Long, uninterrupted nap.

Tom ain't playan anymore

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Guns don't kill mice, cats kill mice.

Fox News is confused again

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Old white guys all look alike unlike blonde women

Who's the top dog?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

You captured the essence of their relationship

Breaking news!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

great news story lol

Creative fun!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I laughed my ass off on this one.

Communication is key

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Nailed it

I can't see anything they forgot

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Like to stay on the paved path.

Now that's pure evil????

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

He wears his racism and neo nazi fascism on his sleeve and his followers don't care.

This would be @KKGator...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Go ahead, Saturnalia awaits

Help me out here...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

She's a simpson.

Warning..dank on the way. Now I know what to do with it..

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

If it needs one of those, run her thru the car wash a couple of times.

In other words....

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

They'll never have to pay, either the days not over yet, or Trump tweeted at 7:00am and spoiled it already

Plug in the flux capacitor!!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Clear

Latest toy story

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

And I will keep everyone up with my buzzing.

Seriously how cute

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Wait until she cleans her glasses and discovers what her cat is.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Don't know that for sure.

He's smiling,no shame at all!

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Steroids vs good living

Asshole...

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Proff that only the good die young, what was he, like 200.