God had the chance to ban slavery or shellfish..... He chose the fucking shellfish.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2018:

Got to remember slaves were useful and shellfish could be deadly.

Yep. She has it.

glennlab comments on Aug 15, 2018:

get off that couch and smile dammit,

Ill just leave this here..

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2018:

That's better than Mitch McTurtle

Not a goal!

glennlab comments on Aug 14, 2018:

I'm going to plead ignorance on this one, I don't recognize the picture.

I have a new cosplay crush! Alexandria the Red. Google her - you will thank me.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Thank you

Which one are you in this picture?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

yes

...like Jagger.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

But a partner makes it more fun.

Blockin' out the scenery, breakin' my mind

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Can't tell you how many picture opportunities have been ruined by signs like this

You were warned.....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

ditto

Dont worry, im sure there will be a bill

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

No one wants to credit the doc when it's good outcome, but let him leave just one instrument in there when he sews you up and it's like lawsuit city.

Are you sure you want to drink that?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Damn, hydrogen is explosive and oxygen makes shit burn, get that out of here.

I'm helping

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Always wondered why if someone knew some of the shit that was going down, Why didn't they try to stop it or lend a hand.

Anatomically correct

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Now I know why some get cranky.

This would have been useful.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Social Studies?

Does anyone else here need this T-Shirt?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I think we're all16 when we ask someone new out.

Methinks Amazon is trying to tell me something

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

My roommate is proof that women mature faster than men. He was 60 before he became a cat lady. I had to get 9 fixed. He is down to 5 and they are all outside cats.

A question for the ages.....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Just admit you're not going to be monogamist and don't tell each other when you step out, or get into a poly relationship.

Can't argue with science....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Who even wears socks with sandals?

There are no words...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Which would you rather, being an alter boy or playing peewee football at Penn State?

Tomorrow isn't promised.....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Two Popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape.

As if two weren't enough....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

She said she wanted more tits, not larger.

Thank you for your support....

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

New meaning to putting the top down.

Anal memes cuz it's my group...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

someone has an anal fetish today.

Everything is cooler with Dazed and Confused...

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

very punny

Green cross....a veterinarian?

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

I thought green cross was pot dispensary

How to plea in court

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

And I will not be held accountable for your lack of supervision.

Kayak needs Viagra

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

It's hot, and she's not cute.

Yep................

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

People don't pay for what they need, they pay for what they want.

Not even Jews

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

If there was a god, he certainly would have barfed lava on the last one.

I can't figure it out

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Has to do with anal as far as I can tell.

Wtf!! Idk!!

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

That's what happens when you don't put a load in the dishwasher.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

great idea, be back in a short while bwahaha

A nice birthday card to send to your favorite guy

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

But the water is cold...and deep

Good one......

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

Can't think if you give up free thought

It's as easy as that!

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

No fucking way.

23 and Me passed the test.

glennlab comments on Aug 13, 2018:

and even less idiot

I imagine so

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

You're on a roll tonight.

Love this and now the song is stuck in my head

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

No play Floyd.

Thankfully it isnt real!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven.

Do you think tRump is genuinely mentally ill?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I will say no, so that when he is tried and sentenced to death, they can't use that as a cop out.

Space Farce

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I can't believe how this administration thinks, I find it even harder to think that Idiocracy was a documentary about this administration.

For all of you doubters out there....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

That's because they don't believe there is intelligent life left since Trump got elected.

God damn the new Pusher man.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

The only thing Trump has ever prayed for was crop failure after sowing wild oats, then when that didn't work paid to have it harvested early.

I dont have any honey!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Unbearable intrusion.

.................

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

shadow is having more fun than they are

Honey! I'm going to the gym!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I finally found it

How y'all like this one?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

My eyes, no my eyes.

Ya need to listen to Al Gore,he made millions talking about this

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

notice 2016 was nothing

Most important is who owns it

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I don't support war of any kind, especially the ones against made up enemies.

To insanity and beyond....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I beleive we out to allow him to test the new no spacesuit space walk to see if the theories are correct.

Wash After Urinating

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

He'll be drinking a lot of recycled liquor.

The Christian Right?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

That's an easy one. NEVER.

Rudy's Law Degree

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Did he really graduate, or buy it online?

Supreme Court Choice

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I think you can just follow the money.

Men make coffee for a yenta!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

And Jesus's favorite car, Honda, they all left in one Accord.

Bride of Christ?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

You want someone that cheats on you with an imaginary friend?

You gotta fight for your right NOT to party....

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

There are too many about everything else.

Puppy Stroller

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Now that's a dog walker.

Belly Rubs Required To Pass

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Puppy dog eyes, who can resist?

Up and awake way too early on this Sunday. 4:45 was it for me. Have a great day everyone!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Morning

I'm Attracted To Intelligence

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Same here.

Learn To Love Without Condition......

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Too many people suspect when you are nice to them that you have other expectations, that's their problem not mine.

Be with someone who listens. ?

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I didn't get a cell phone until I retired, there are no emergencies in accounting.

Always Be Yourself

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Well said.

Talk about butt hurt

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Punctuation is important in spoken language too

Drop dead for all they care.

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Sick bastards.

The struggle is so so real...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Welcome to my world.

I hear the stuff from Alpha Centauri is wicked...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

What do you think they were looking for, we don't have intelligent life down here?

Ever been around a drunk person holding back? Me neither...

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

Alcohol said, do it, everyone will like it. Alcohol lied.

Remember those campaign promises

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

I hear that he cheats at golf too.

Good Saturday morning!

glennlab comments on Aug 12, 2018:

coffee

Sewer issues! Oh no, but that is where 45 the sewer hawg lives/

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

flush twice, then keep on flushing

Let the force be with them clear on the other side of Pluto and allow it to rotate around the sun ...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

With him in that dress, I need to pluck my eyes out.

Tomorrow is one year since Charlottesville attack on peaceful protesters by white supremacists.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Stay safe and stand up. Way to go

Joan Crawford, Waikiki, 1948.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

I remember those big boards.

yep it's a farce... not a force.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

The same ones that want to go to the sun... at night so they won't burn up.

Sex is More Fulfilling With Emotional Connection

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Even better if you have a partner.

Mirror, mirror on the wall...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

which one is yours

This fox is in the White House.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What, no meth scars?

Report this

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

You've got to be nuts.

Let me go!!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

he nose it's time to get out of there.

Think about it.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

It was magic, just bad magic.

Star date WTF, the team of Space Farce 1?

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Crew for the first solar landing.

Nothing wrong with sentence enhancers

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

What's a cockwaffel?

Finally, they captured what weddings really are like.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Always prefered doing funerals over weddings. Better chance the funeral will stick.

Evolution of an excuse.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Next phase, orange clothes replace the orange tan.

The words of Alex Jones, sung in the style of Bon Iver.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

funny

Be the BLUE WAVE

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Vote, then drag like minded friends to the polls, never quit, never give up.

In the eye of the beholder

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

vibrating chair for an elephant.

How to spot a full blown idiot

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Hope he drives off the edge before he procreates

Not even once..,

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

rock on, he suse

I want to play a game...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

destroy 2 cities, hell they'll give me a medal.

I'm good at it

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

And I'm going to keep doing it till it is perfected.

Pig Latin!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

when pigs fly

Astrology...

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

Yield

They all look the same.

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

almost lost my coffee

That's good!!

glennlab comments on Aug 11, 2018:

burn baby burn!

I don't dislike babies, but YES.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

With a cat, you can let it go outside by itself for a while.

The work never ends.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

If I could remember the names I gave them at 3 am after a few.

Well, maybe 2:30.

glennlab comments on Aug 10, 2018:

It's hard to quit when you just saw a meme to share.