Flirting, nailed it!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

And i thought i was awkward

Have you ever seen a movie that you wished you never seen?

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

Yes. this day Black Sunday haunts me. 50+ years later

Jesus looks familiar

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

come again?

The Art of the Schlemiel!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

$280 K for twice.

Why, indeed!

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2018:

That's the relationship I'm looking for.

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2018:

Damn, who had the camera, gotta be more careful.

Take a Direct Route

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2018:

EOD to the rescue. Nothing says love like a big bang.

TRON Nightmare!

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Sick, demented, damn good prank. after all a sick mind is a great comfort.

A Great Front

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

No such thing as fantastic disco

Saw this on Facebook

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Damn near lost my drink on that one

A friendly tip

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Damn, words out, that is taken word for word from my profile.

Aw, the fondling father's star was distroyed!

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Dang he busted that worse than Trump said he wanted to bust Ivanka.

Gives a whole new meaning to playing Possum.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

My dog "kills" the same possum several times a week. I'm not sure whether they are mortal enemies or best friends that just escalate quickly.

If you choose to leave the United States, what country would you prefer to live in next?

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

For me it would be Belize, not crowded, they speak English, in the Tropics, great people and diverse.

A definite evolutionary advantage.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Genetic engineering yields copper and plastic as well as glass. The wonders of modern science.

Send a manned mission to Mars right away

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Words have never made me so ready.

I'm baaack...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Great sense of humor.

A little work humor....I did the first one all the time...lol

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Great not having to work anymore, and put up with this.

Maybe He Ate Too Many Beans

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

That was your soul peeking out.

Catholic pedophiles...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

What's worse, going to confession or playing peewee football at Penn State?

Pounding the bacon

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

What's green and smells like pork?

Long necked dick

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

All in perspective, what's deep is what's deep for you.

Put the blame where it belongs.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Never under estimate the orangeman in DC.

No comment.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

No, Rebecca, the party's tonight.

What I think every time I hear it.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

When I really don't want to do anything i send thoughts and prayers.

We have already entered.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Who would have thought " Idioacrcy "was a documentary.

Still wouldn't buy the shit!

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

Following in daddy's footsteps as a failed business person.

Hope he finds them.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

How deep you gotta dig?

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

I could never get that many humming birds in my area.

Literally laughed out loud.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

gotta check the washer fluid. Too much and the image gets really bad.

Oh the good old days

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2018:

This has been one of the toughest things for me to get.

A couple of days ago, I needed to start an IV on a patient.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2018:

I just had surgery last week, when they started the IV with an ultra sound. I was like damn technology is great.Never believed in devine intervention.